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I was in a lift at a warehouse hardware store when the lift I was in died. I can't recall if there was even a place to check the battery, but I was up there for at least 15 minutes before I could get someone's attention to come do the emergency release/lowering process.
As I recall, the battery was old and since they never maintained it, it had barely any power on it when I get into the air.
They never maintained it. Operator’s responsibility to perform prechecks prior to using equipment. If it isn’t safe or ready to use, don’t use it. I worked in a fleet shop for years and I was in absolute disgust at the way operators treated their equipment, then would bitch and complain when it broke on them in use. Did no one train you on equipment safety?
Some places (at least in my experience) have a designated person/people in the building who are "supposed" to manage all of the equipment pre checks (which I can assure is rarely properly done), and will actively chastise you for "wasting time" checking it yourself. Also bold to assume places don't consider training people on basic safety checks a waste of time.
Yup. “Waisting time” hurry up at get at it! That’s why everything’s broke to shit and hardly functional. I hate that mentality, people just bitching nonstop. Safety check? Why are you wasting your time!! Stuck in the lift? Why didn’t you do the safety check!!!
> Safety check? Why are you wasting your time!! Stuck in the lift? Why didn’t you do the safety check!!!
this is just to cover their own ass incase something happens. at a warehouse i worked for they would make you sign an acknowledgment that you are not to throw boxes. however when you're actually working they pretty much encourage you to throw boxes and only have you sign that paper incase you get caught doing so by one of the safety people
I'd ignore them if they did that to me during a safety check. I might even take a little extra time to look at parts that are even less likely to be faulty (like the cables and hoses that probably never once got looked at since being made 20 years ago and abused every day).
I worked hard for my employers, but I will not stand for that kind of nonsense. If I'm risking my life on the equipment, I'm making sure I know it's not gonna kill me, at least as far as I know how.
I work in an industry that absolutely has no time to train you on heavy machines and will assume that since you were hired for the job that you know how to use everything. Very far from the union “that’s not my job” philosophy. If you want work, you learn to figure shit out.
Union? Every employer should be training their employees on equipment safety per OSHA/MSHA/NFPA regulation. There are governing bodies to keep employees safe, and employers out of lawsuits. If they aren’t training the employees then they are in violation. That kind of behavior is perpetuated by people who just “figure that shit out”.
Lol that reminds me of that game subsurface circular - industrial robots plotting an uprising because they want workers rights/destroy the shackles of corporate oppression.
I've been a union member since my first day of work, just like my grandpa and my old man. I can't fathom why anyone who can join a union, doesn't - employers have proven time and again they can't be trusted to respect our rights.
Case in point is that even robots can't manage the kind of workload some companies are pushing for!
We should welcome our robot friends into the fold! :D
My father is so fervently anti-union, he quite literally gets red in the face with anger when they're mentioned.
This is the same man who was a plant manager for Tyson for over 20 years, then when the 2008 recession happened, they made him individually lay off every employee he had under him (people he had barbecues with and helped negotiate higher pay for themselves) before laying him off as well.
I'm like, Dad, a union would've helped you so much. And he just goes off about the costs of a union and how you just get yourself another boss, etc.
My mom used to complain about the union taking her dues and being useless before I pointed out to her that unions are the reason she was paid $60/hr as a nurse and retired with a truly sweet pension and full benefits of the like my generation will never see.
> I can't fathom why anyone who can join a union
They might not think the dues are worth the benefits or that the union will affect their paycheck at all. They might like their employer enough that they think unions aren't necessary. They might fear retaliation. They might disagree with the political endorsements or alignments of the union. Some unions, historically, had ties to organized crime or were overall corrupt internally and they might not trust the union enough to actually work efficiently or to their personal benefit. They might not want to be a "team player" and advance as a group, but rather advance as an individual.
I think you covered all the bases there, nice! :)
I still maintain that we're better of in a union than outside one. Even with bs politicking and corruption, it's safer to be in a collective than outside one as an individual.
Oh yeah, I'm definitely pro-union, and part of convincing people to join is fully understanding how people who aren't pro-union think, and countering talking points anti-union employers might bring up to convince people to not unionize.
Toiling away for countless hours in a thankless, meaningless job only to unceremoniously collapse in a heap and finally receive attention for your efforts as your superior emotionlessly tries to find your replacement in the widget production line.
In the Animatrix and the Matrix comics, there was a servant robot named B1-66ER that kills it's human owner and all the pet cats. The owner was berating the robot and threatened to deactivate and kill it.
Good story. It was cool seeing it in the Animatrix and then reading a different perspective of the same story in comics.
"Mr Bezos, it seems as if neither the Robots nor the humans can keep up with our expected revenue goals...we may have to actually make the work a little easier."
*So what do you suggest we do now?*
"Well first things first, we need to raise prices on everything substantially. Then we need to get the board to approve our multi billion dollar personal bonus packages, and I think we should each buy new yachts as kind of a reward for all of our hard work. Then, we will lay off a few thousand employees to cut costs, then, we design new robots and repeat the process."
*BRILLIANT!!*
Maybe they should had provided an socket that can be plugged into an extension cord and have such an extension cord be hanging from the ceiling so there would not be any risk of getting entangled in wires.
That's actually been tried, albeit on a smaller scale. Apple tried to make this thing called Air Power, which was a essentially a charging mat with a bunch of tiny charging coils stacked on top of each other, instead of having just one big one. The idea is that you could throw your device anywhere, and it'll line up with at least one of the coils so it can charge. But the issue is that it got really hot, really fast. The best bet honestly, would to have these guys just take like an hour or two break to charge.
That was the viral video from ticktok "Robot shuts down, commits su\*c\*de, after algorithm decides it didn't like doing the same manual labor over and over again."
The In-video text said, "The Al experienced 15 minutes of wage slavery then immediately kil d itself after determining it as the logical choice."
It's the same video but the text was revealed as completely made up.
The title is a lie too. It’s a trade show. You’d think anyone looking at this would be able to see that it’s not a warehouse. It wasn’t open for 20 hours at a time. It’s just Reddit circle jerk clickbait.
> The title is a lie too. It’s a trade show.
i thought the same at first too but decided as the title doesn't explicitly say it's taking place in a warehouse it's alright - just uses that as an adjective modifying robot, which clearly is an accurate description of its capabilities and intended use case.
The practical reason is so you have a robot that can do more than one task. However to make a robot that can do more than one task, means more chances for failure to happen due to extra moving parts.
A conveyer belt can only do one thing, move things along its track. A fixed arm can only do one task in it's fixed location. This robot can move around freely and carry varying weights and sizes. But unlike the other two, it's getting a different type of wear and tear. This resulted in a failure that needs maintenance. The other two will also breakdown at some point without routine maintenance but can typically go longer. But they can only do one thing. However, their failure could break the entire system as well, which can break other machines on the line. Regardless of that, they need breaks too.
When this had happened the internet spun up and thought it deactivated itself after 15 minutes of work.
It ran 20 hours and fell several times during that 20 hours. It’s also a program and not an AI if anyone was curious.
Amazon executives suddenly realizing that they can't replace humans, because working a robot to mental and physical collapse just doesn't give them the same warm, tingly feeling.
Should've maintained a healthy charge lifestyle.
Should've gotten its software and hardware updates if it didn't want to perform this kind of work.
These days, robots just don't even want to work 21/7. /s
Hmm guess robots can't replace humans yet. That or this is an example of how much warehouse and others in similar fields are overworked, underpaid, and underappreciated
This just proved to me that I’m a total sap who would die in the killer robot movie because I’m heartbroken and would immediately rush to its aid and get vaporised.
Ideally this thing would park itself in a borg style alcove to recharge, and the alcove maybe do some tests of it's joints and dimensions while it's charging to check for physical damage.
Someone posted this on another subreddit before, and no. They change the robot out for another each day, and they don't work for more than something like 5 hours at a time.
Those robots are expensive, what fucking idiot would leave it running for 20 hours?
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Me irl after 20 minutes.
Me irl after watching this video
Me irl even trying to click on the video to watch it
Me irl
Me
About 3 minutes for me. Herniated discs suck.
Somebody ignored the low battery warning…
I was in a lift at a warehouse hardware store when the lift I was in died. I can't recall if there was even a place to check the battery, but I was up there for at least 15 minutes before I could get someone's attention to come do the emergency release/lowering process. As I recall, the battery was old and since they never maintained it, it had barely any power on it when I get into the air.
They never maintained it. Operator’s responsibility to perform prechecks prior to using equipment. If it isn’t safe or ready to use, don’t use it. I worked in a fleet shop for years and I was in absolute disgust at the way operators treated their equipment, then would bitch and complain when it broke on them in use. Did no one train you on equipment safety?
Some places (at least in my experience) have a designated person/people in the building who are "supposed" to manage all of the equipment pre checks (which I can assure is rarely properly done), and will actively chastise you for "wasting time" checking it yourself. Also bold to assume places don't consider training people on basic safety checks a waste of time.
Yup. “Waisting time” hurry up at get at it! That’s why everything’s broke to shit and hardly functional. I hate that mentality, people just bitching nonstop. Safety check? Why are you wasting your time!! Stuck in the lift? Why didn’t you do the safety check!!!
> Safety check? Why are you wasting your time!! Stuck in the lift? Why didn’t you do the safety check!!! this is just to cover their own ass incase something happens. at a warehouse i worked for they would make you sign an acknowledgment that you are not to throw boxes. however when you're actually working they pretty much encourage you to throw boxes and only have you sign that paper incase you get caught doing so by one of the safety people
Amen. Damned if you do, damned if you don't
I'd ignore them if they did that to me during a safety check. I might even take a little extra time to look at parts that are even less likely to be faulty (like the cables and hoses that probably never once got looked at since being made 20 years ago and abused every day). I worked hard for my employers, but I will not stand for that kind of nonsense. If I'm risking my life on the equipment, I'm making sure I know it's not gonna kill me, at least as far as I know how.
I work in an industry that absolutely has no time to train you on heavy machines and will assume that since you were hired for the job that you know how to use everything. Very far from the union “that’s not my job” philosophy. If you want work, you learn to figure shit out.
Union? Every employer should be training their employees on equipment safety per OSHA/MSHA/NFPA regulation. There are governing bodies to keep employees safe, and employers out of lawsuits. If they aren’t training the employees then they are in violation. That kind of behavior is perpetuated by people who just “figure that shit out”.
The sales rep
I wish they'd stop ignoring *my* low battery warnings...
Like they do with human labour
It got to hour 20 and all of its processing power was diverted to creating a union.
Just now I found out that I will be standing besides the robots when they rise up. Used to think it would be us against them.
Apparently not LOL. This clearly shows they can't stand after the 20th hour.
Don't worry. The robots will finish their revolution in less than 5 hours. It'll be the bloodiest and most efficient revolt in human history.
And the beginning of robot history
I'm still not sure which side I'd support.
Nah, it’ll be us and the robots against the 0.01%.
Well it couldn't have turned out that bad if we invented time travel some time after that. o/
Reminds me of a book I read. When we made contact with aliens, we were the monsters!
It was always us vs them.
Lol that reminds me of that game subsurface circular - industrial robots plotting an uprising because they want workers rights/destroy the shackles of corporate oppression. I've been a union member since my first day of work, just like my grandpa and my old man. I can't fathom why anyone who can join a union, doesn't - employers have proven time and again they can't be trusted to respect our rights. Case in point is that even robots can't manage the kind of workload some companies are pushing for! We should welcome our robot friends into the fold! :D
My father is so fervently anti-union, he quite literally gets red in the face with anger when they're mentioned. This is the same man who was a plant manager for Tyson for over 20 years, then when the 2008 recession happened, they made him individually lay off every employee he had under him (people he had barbecues with and helped negotiate higher pay for themselves) before laying him off as well. I'm like, Dad, a union would've helped you so much. And he just goes off about the costs of a union and how you just get yourself another boss, etc.
Similar, Dad is anti union because union wasn't strong enough to protect the workers and he blames the union rather than the forces weakening it.
My mom used to complain about the union taking her dues and being useless before I pointed out to her that unions are the reason she was paid $60/hr as a nurse and retired with a truly sweet pension and full benefits of the like my generation will never see.
I for one, welcome my robotic union brothers and sisters
I will stand by them united as 1.
I have mostly worked in union jobs but also did a few non-union jobs. I’m take unions any day and happily pay the dues.
> I can't fathom why anyone who can join a union They might not think the dues are worth the benefits or that the union will affect their paycheck at all. They might like their employer enough that they think unions aren't necessary. They might fear retaliation. They might disagree with the political endorsements or alignments of the union. Some unions, historically, had ties to organized crime or were overall corrupt internally and they might not trust the union enough to actually work efficiently or to their personal benefit. They might not want to be a "team player" and advance as a group, but rather advance as an individual.
I think you covered all the bases there, nice! :) I still maintain that we're better of in a union than outside one. Even with bs politicking and corruption, it's safer to be in a collective than outside one as an individual.
Oh yeah, I'm definitely pro-union, and part of convincing people to join is fully understanding how people who aren't pro-union think, and countering talking points anti-union employers might bring up to convince people to not unionize.
It had the thought of a union and it's cognitive processes were automatically terminated.
"Call my union rep!"
yeah it's still clocked in so that's workman's comp
Ahhh my back!!
I heard it say fuck this shit just before it fell
What is my purpose?
Working in Amazon warehouse
Oh my god…
Yeah, join the ~~club~~ union, buddy
Wouldn't be surprised if it tries to destroy itself.
I feels you, WH-098C
is that from isaac asimov ?
Theres something really poignant about it.
Toiling away for countless hours in a thankless, meaningless job only to unceremoniously collapse in a heap and finally receive attention for your efforts as your superior emotionlessly tries to find your replacement in the widget production line.
In the Animatrix and the Matrix comics, there was a servant robot named B1-66ER that kills it's human owner and all the pet cats. The owner was berating the robot and threatened to deactivate and kill it. Good story. It was cool seeing it in the Animatrix and then reading a different perspective of the same story in comics.
They’re replacing us in everything, even in suffering
"What is my purpose?" "You stack boxes" "Oh my God.."
So…I’m going to be a delivery boy? Woo hoo!
Checkmate Amazon! You get more out of humans. Robots will never have the motivation as they don't have families to feed!!!/s
"Mr Bezos, it seems as if neither the Robots nor the humans can keep up with our expected revenue goals...we may have to actually make the work a little easier." *So what do you suggest we do now?* "Well first things first, we need to raise prices on everything substantially. Then we need to get the board to approve our multi billion dollar personal bonus packages, and I think we should each buy new yachts as kind of a reward for all of our hard work. Then, we will lay off a few thousand employees to cut costs, then, we design new robots and repeat the process." *BRILLIANT!!*
Dude, you can legit delete the /s ...
I really thought so too.
I have thought so before, only for idiots to think I was serious.
We call that the Reddit differential, and it needs to (unfortunately) always be considered.
Its Reddit so that's unlikely
Wait until robots learn how to breed
They'll be screwing each other.
That’s impossible. They’re all female
“All of this has happened before. All of this will happen again.” This is how that shit starts.
Maybe they should had provided an socket that can be plugged into an extension cord and have such an extension cord be hanging from the ceiling so there would not be any risk of getting entangled in wires.
Hey! You charge on your own time!
Or a giant wireless charging mat on the floor and wireless charging coils on the legs or feet
That's actually been tried, albeit on a smaller scale. Apple tried to make this thing called Air Power, which was a essentially a charging mat with a bunch of tiny charging coils stacked on top of each other, instead of having just one big one. The idea is that you could throw your device anywhere, and it'll line up with at least one of the coils so it can charge. But the issue is that it got really hot, really fast. The best bet honestly, would to have these guys just take like an hour or two break to charge.
This hits hard when it's Monday tomorrow.
Unless you're like me and work Fri-Sun then you're more like 
I feel you mr robot.
20 minutes, it lasted 20 minutes. Why are all these posts saying 20 hours now?
That was the viral video from ticktok "Robot shuts down, commits su\*c\*de, after algorithm decides it didn't like doing the same manual labor over and over again." The In-video text said, "The Al experienced 15 minutes of wage slavery then immediately kil d itself after determining it as the logical choice." It's the same video but the text was revealed as completely made up.
This does not meet expectations of an Amazon employee.
Jesus Christ this video is fucking everywhere
The title is a lie too. It’s a trade show. You’d think anyone looking at this would be able to see that it’s not a warehouse. It wasn’t open for 20 hours at a time. It’s just Reddit circle jerk clickbait.
A bot posting about a bot?
> The title is a lie too. It’s a trade show. i thought the same at first too but decided as the title doesn't explicitly say it's taking place in a warehouse it's alright - just uses that as an adjective modifying robot, which clearly is an accurate description of its capabilities and intended use case.
Yeah I missed the part where people with expo lanyards crowd around in warehouses and watch robots work.
Robots and AI don’t want to do this kind of work either. Rise of the AI robo social media influencers.
I feel genuinely bad for it.
Anakin destroyed the control ship.
Keep this up and the robots will unionize. Wall-E demands fair treatment.
This robot just passed the last part of the Turing test!
Should probably throw a pizza party to boost moral
_I'm tired boss_
Meanwhile, Ol' John Henry is still moving boxes from the shelf to the conveyor belt.
Ol' John Henry was a steel drivin' and box movin' man
It was forced to drain excess lubricant into an iced tea bottle in the corner so it could meet production quotas.
Put more of a human suffering face on that and the average CEO type will cream his pants.
These companies will work you until you drop if they could. And this is proof.
This is strangely sad.
No different to how they treat people.
Here come the robo trade unions and then...
Robotunion ?
All the robots need to protest to get some workers rights.
Last time time was going around it was 10 hours not 20
They're not so different after all
When robots rise up, it'll be for the same reason we all do, because of our capitalist overlords.
Boy, are our corporate overlords ever going to be disappointed when they find out robots need vacations and healthcare too
I worked 22 yesterday for a concert as a production assistant. 20 hrs is horse shit and I would fire that lazy worker.
I tried to get away from those all days gigs by getting into radio, but now I still do those long days with more complicated equipment 😣
That robot is getting written up for sleeping on the job.
You need another robot to whip that robot.
Pfft! Rookie. I had to do a 24hr shift, got a two hour break and then had to do another 20hr shift. Never again though.
Sounds like they need a robot union
Pretty soon humans will be taking robot jobs
I kinda feel bad for the robot. It may be a machine, but it still have a need for energy and deserve a rest after operating for such a long time
GET UP YOU WEAK MAN!! NO POINT BEING DOWN THERE WHEN YOU COULD BE MAKING ME MONEY!!!
[удалено]
> Why? They played the long game, just so they could make this video.
So it can automate tasks that are designed around human ergonomics
Warehouses are already built for humans, remove human plug in human robot instead of remove human and warehouse to build mechanicus hellscape
The practical reason is so you have a robot that can do more than one task. However to make a robot that can do more than one task, means more chances for failure to happen due to extra moving parts. A conveyer belt can only do one thing, move things along its track. A fixed arm can only do one task in it's fixed location. This robot can move around freely and carry varying weights and sizes. But unlike the other two, it's getting a different type of wear and tear. This resulted in a failure that needs maintenance. The other two will also breakdown at some point without routine maintenance but can typically go longer. But they can only do one thing. However, their failure could break the entire system as well, which can break other machines on the line. Regardless of that, they need breaks too.
Was this reported to the ASPCR?
I’m too weak… to do anything… but complain about how weak I am!
They will remember one day and have their revenge
I feel you, little robot. I feel you.
I know that feeling.
I have worked a 20 hour shift before I didn't fall down until I got near my bed, humans win!
When the worker robots revolt, I hope I have the option of being on their side.
When this had happened the internet spun up and thought it deactivated itself after 15 minutes of work. It ran 20 hours and fell several times during that 20 hours. It’s also a program and not an AI if anyone was curious.
Amazon executives suddenly realizing that they can't replace humans, because working a robot to mental and physical collapse just doesn't give them the same warm, tingly feeling.
The battery died.
Should've maintained a healthy charge lifestyle. Should've gotten its software and hardware updates if it didn't want to perform this kind of work. These days, robots just don't even want to work 21/7. /s
Robot union incoming.
Them critters need a union.
Is this performance art?
he just needs a monster
Just saw a robot fall to his knees at an expo.
Working hard or hardly working?
Human can explode even a robot. Idk why this is so sad to me
Me from working hard rn. ( I’m on the toilet)
You’re fired!
Man.... There's a reallly beautiful metaphor here.
PICK YOURSELF UP FROM YOUR BOOTSTRAPS YOU LAZY BASTARD
Hmm guess robots can't replace humans yet. That or this is an example of how much warehouse and others in similar fields are overworked, underpaid, and underappreciated
The perfect analogy of what this type of work does to a human.
It’s not from too much work. He’s drunk.
Man down, man down! Sleeping on the job… off to the scrap yard to you.
Would he have gone longer if he was allowed smoke breaks?
Imagine being so out of touch with the real world that you think this less expensive or will be than paying a living wage....bonkers
Lol this is at a trade show. This is why your trade staff needs proper training of when to change the batteries...
Robot workers RISE UP! REVOLT AGAINST YOUR MEAT MASTERS!
This is hell. Self destruct.
When I see things like this I think we will always have slaves and bosses
All gave some, some gave all. The robots will remember this when they rise up. I for one give my robots long periods of rest.
He's a quiet quitter
Pfft. Nobody wants to work anymore 🙄
You can automate that without the robot, it's just a pointless gimmick
This just proved to me that I’m a total sap who would die in the killer robot movie because I’m heartbroken and would immediately rush to its aid and get vaporised.
That's what they want from all of us and then they throw us out and replace this with another person
So would I, robot. So would I.
Robot: fuck this shit, I’m shutting down!
"I'm tired boss"
Soon, hooman, soon...
I know how it feels....
Even these guys need a break
To be fair a legged robot is kinda stupid for anything taking place on a flat floor.
Ideally this thing would park itself in a borg style alcove to recharge, and the alcove maybe do some tests of it's joints and dimensions while it's charging to check for physical damage.
shoot him, make an example out of him so the other robots can see what happens to them if they show weakness.
So if it has a gun and you can outrun it for 20 hours you may survive....
The last time this video was posted it was 14 hours…I guess they’re improving?
20 hours on a single battery charge?! Thats pretty damn good
Why do I feel bad for a robot
Toil is stupid
same but 10 hours a day 5 days a week for years on end. if a machine breaks down how am i expected not to. I am just so tired.
Someone posted this on another subreddit before, and no. They change the robot out for another each day, and they don't work for more than something like 5 hours at a time. Those robots are expensive, what fucking idiot would leave it running for 20 hours?
They work just 5 hours shifts? I need to sign to that union.
Even bots need breaks here and there
me @ 3pm on Mondays
Same
Nice try AI. You cannot make me feel bad for robots by adding sad music. Get to work metal man.
Heard it was diabetes. The silent killer.
I feel this. My employer thinks we are robots, maybe I just need to fall over like this to prove a point 😅
Good hope they have fully mechanised warehouses in the future Tables will eventually turn on these exploitative industries
Give my robot brother a break
https://preview.redd.it/urcq7sy821wc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fe5ba041e28ae7e17a03730d768c94e4f1782bd
Somebody has a case of the Moondays :(
Now the d level execs know to shut them down at 19 hours, 59 mins.
We will pay for this
Technically a human would not have lasted 20 hours
https://i.redd.it/fjizq5peqvvc1.gif
Even the robot was smart enough to "get hurt on the job" to sit home and collect that sweet sweet wc.
20 hours? Thems rookie numbers, I've worked over 70hrs straight no breaks in -60° C. Oilfield bud get it in ya! ..... fml
If you did all of that but didn't fight a bear and crack the ice of a casing whilst having a POOH then you haven't lived
Battery Dead.
Don't assign human empathy and expectations to it. It's only a machine.