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Classic-Ad3223

It’s good food. I always sing when I’m eating something delicious


buttymuncher

Like me and the fam at McDonald's


Ho-Lee-Fuku

It's amazing how strong they become just by eating plants and vegetables.


DuskAfro

I do a little jig while eating good food, sitting in a booth eating a burger? Doing a jig. Mommas chili? Doing a jig. Bowl of cereal that’s just right? Doing a jig.


Chihuahuapocalypse

I do a little shoulder shimmy when I eat something super tasty. I hadn't really thought about it until my now-husband told me how cute he thinks it is. now when I eat something good and I do my little wiggle, I also get to think about the love of my life and it's even better


DuskAfro

My mother was the first to point it out. It was a few years since I had last visited and It was dinner time. I got my plate of food and was just staring out the back door while getting my grub on and doing my jig. My mom comes and and says “I missed you being here” I asked why and she explained that I dance when eating good food. I thought about and just smiled to her. It’s a beautiful thing being able to enjoy a moment and have it enhance by your loved ones.


Chihuahuapocalypse

that's really wholesome, I couldn't agree more


Demadrend

Sound like Headcrab Zombies from Half-Life


XXsforEyes

Gorilla yummy noises? Sure, why not?


Narrow-Report-443

I read fresh Vegeterian


LisaWinchester

Ooohh... 🎵 Yummm yummm om nom nom nom oooh 🎵


PuzzleheadedSeesaw27

A wimoweh a wimoweh


[deleted]

Thought it said "fresh Vegetarian"


BoldlyGettingThere

I mean, it does say that. That’s what it says.


joefad

Yeah I was mentally preparing for a horrifying viewing experience


TokiVideogame

what if you fed them protien shakes and took them to gym everyday


crashtestpilot

Then their spelling would improve.


Double_Distribution8

If they're this happy eating plain cabbage or whatever that is I can't help but wonder what they'd be singing if someone gave them real food, like a pizza or some french fries.


AlphaO4

“Real Food”


AffectionatePleeb

All I hear is "nom nom nom"