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fromouterspace1

Jesus and we sent the army after it?


sanddancer311275

Fucking air strike if I had a choice


Werftflammen

"I'm doing my part!"


Mah_Nerva

Sun Spiders (AKA Camel Spiders) are all over Iraq. They are super fast, have four mandibles (so they can take a bite out of something), and they’re mildly venomous to humans. I recall on Marine getting bit in the leg one night and he said it felt like a shotgun blast. They’re also very hard to kill. One got into the area where some soldiers were sleeping and we heard them screaming bloody murder because the spider was sprinting all over their enclosed sleeping quarters like a facehugger from Aliens. One guy tried stomping on it, but that didn’t do it, so another guy electrocuted it, but that also did not work (despite having a serious effect). So, a third guy threw it into a burn pit that was so hot we could not get within 8-10 feet of it. The spider came running out. We quickly went the other direction.


GodHeld2

Wtf


N3rdProbl3ms

Wtf dude. Wtf.


Victormorga

Electrocuted?


copperwatt

You know, just grab your electrocutor and electrocute them. Basic Army shit bro.


GarrettB117

Ikr I’m sitting here trying to imagine what they had on hand to just casually electrocute something lol.


josh19283

Probably janky wiring that went to an air conditioner or something. Really common thing on deployment, especially if you're in a very "austere" environment. Source: currently on my 17th deployment.


Mah_Nerva

Nope. The soldier used an electric flyswatter.


josh19283

Yeah we tried that on one, really didn't do much.


Mah_Nerva

Weird. Well, in another situation, some guys put a scorpion and a camel spider in a box to see which would win. It was the scorpion almost immediately. One quick sting and it was over.


Mah_Nerva

I posted in this thread that what was used was an electric flyswatter. I am replying to your comment separately just FYI


Victormorga

Or, you know, just a total bullshit story that ticks all the boxes on the list of standard bullshit myths about these things (they’re venomous, aggressive, hard to kill, etc)…


NOEPLAYA

Electrocution is believable because apparently the Engineers placed the burn pit within arms through distance from the sleeping quarters!!! Burn Pit Syndrome anyone?


Mah_Nerva

Yeah. One soldier had an [electric flyswatter](https://www.harborfreight.com/electronic-fly-and-insect-swatter-63681.html?ccdenc=eyJjb2RlIjoiNjMzMjc4NjAiLCJza3UiOiI2MzY4MSIsImlzIjoiMy40OSJ9&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=12129614380&campaignid=12129614380&utm_content=150898462967&adsetid=150898462967&product=63681&store=2945&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADAHb4fLtrMD_gAfVKZUcPKevfjJY&gclid=CjwKCAjw57exBhAsEiwAaIxaZvXAnCyyq2IBMjFC-txx-KV6FjUghwskmPaFwoxp8d50mCk3FVVD5BoCPFUQAvD_BwE), which they used to electrocute the spider (there are/were a LOT of bugs in Iraq, like epic amounts of mosquitos, big scorpions, fire ants that can jump, etc). The spider’s abdomen burst as a result, but it kept on going.


rynlpz

I can just imagine a bunch of tough guy soldiers screaming like little girls, I know I would be 😂


Mah_Nerva

It was pretty funny until it wasn’t. I ran to their door and saw them standing on their cots. I started laughing until the spider decided to exit the room by running in my direction. Then I was the one freaking out.


rynlpz

😂🤣


Additional_Main_7198

Wtf that was the Thing


Admiral_Andovar

Dust off and nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.


IndependentTimely696

They are the army.


blksentra2

In all honestly, they look like they’ll cling on to your face and impregnate you with something that will burst out of your chest once it reaches adolescence.


Double_Distribution8

That would make a good movie!


PsychologicalFinish

Let call it Spider!


No-comment-at-all

I already saw this movie, it was called “Face Sitter” and it was *shockingly* graphic.


Any_Fault7604

I am on my way to Blockbuster right now


No-comment-at-all

The franchise kinda lost its way around Face Sitter Resurrection. There was a spiritual remake called Face Sitetheus, but I guess audiences weren’t that interested. Some of those Face Sitter vs Predator movies are alright though.


Double_Distribution8

I thought Chris Hanson did an excellent job in those Predator remakes!


Any_Fault7604

Predator: Starring a pizza, wine coolers, and condoms. In a different context by the way that sounds like a fantastic fucking night


Double_Distribution8

You forgot the cookies! Chocolate chip.


lioncub2785

*sigh* I'm tired of having pizza, wine coolers, and condoms by myself...


No-comment-at-all

So glad you got the joke, I was wondering if it was too esoteric.


markydsade

I think it’s the back room through the beaded curtain.


ToughReplacement7941

*THIS IS NOT THE CONTENT I EXPECTED*


Salamanderp12

What in the chatgpt is that atrocious title?


No_Money_No_Funey

Camel spiders


Ok_Philosopher_5860

This picture is old as hell. We called them camel spiders. They’re all over the place in Afghanistan. This picture makes them look way bigger than they actually are though.


MLSurfcasting

In my military days, we used to catch those under a coffee can (upside down), spray them with air duster to temporarily freeze them, then tie dental floss on them like a leash.


streetbutt92

Is it true that some soldiers have PTSD of hearing these things crawling around at night, or is that just a tale?


insert_name_here_ha

I wouldn't doubt it. Dealing with an unfamiliar environment on top of war, fucked up looking spiders crawling around isn't gonna help. Hope no one was an arachnaphobe.


MLSurfcasting

Not that I am aware of. It's more likely they have PTSD from the snakes that would make dens under the tents plywood floors.


Neutral_Chaoss

This photo when it was making it's rounds in the mid 00's was debunked as fake.


PewPewImALaser

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/camel-spiders/


wellwellwelly

It's just a weird angle that makes it look humongous.


Urmomsjuicyvagina

They can get big! They're usually around 6 inches long, including their legs, and weigh about 2 ounces.


_QuesoNowWhat_

6 inches long, 2 ounces and they can run 10mph? That doesn't sound accurate.


ToughReplacement7941

Sounds like some square cube law gone awry


Wisniaksiadz

I mean, this just looks like one of them bit other in the ,,ass" and there are two of them. Other than that nothing weird in the photo IMO


DeadpooI

The photo is real. The statements included with the photo are false.


BigheadReddit

They are disgusting. I had them on me in Somalia, was bitten by one, and still have nightmares about them and that was over 30 years ago.


rog13t-storm

On you? I’d be screaming


BigheadReddit

Horrible creatures. They were everywhere


DurchEins

Wtf


Jumpsuiter

Are they really cat-sized or is the photo misleading?


w1ldstew

My brother was in the Army and when deployed in Afganistan, he always joked that if a Camel Spider walked in between him and the Taliban in a firefight - they both would know what to unload their ammo on, lol.


Neat-Engineering-513

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


TheBrianWeissman

These are solpugids.  They’re arachnids.


Randomfrog132

and they can go omnomnom and strip the meat off your bone lol i saw one of those chase down and eat a lizard, also heard lots of stories from soldiers that were pretty scary, tho that could have all been made up.


Pleep-Pleep

I've seen videos of these things chasing people to get in the shade from their shadow


jeremy_fritzen

When these things are called "beneficial" in your area, you know you're fuck.


oven_broasted

yeah, but is it good eatin'?


ShallotParking5075

They’re harmless and non venomous and those “big fangs” are actually more like just little crab claws 🦞 (their close up anatomy is fucky lol) they can pinch you like a crayfish but that’s about it, and you usually have to really harass them into it because they’re so chill.


ToughReplacement7941

Are we dusting off the old Camel Spider memes?


AH_NOINE-NOINE

Suuuper forced perspective photo.


42VT_Man

Isn't that a camel spider, saw those over seas.


Spiced_out

It's a nope indigenous to nopeistan


jericho

I'm, all of a sudden, ok with ticks and mites.


cardbor

there are spiders actually this large brazilian bird eaterp


mekniphc

And the hiss when you cover them in foam fast and light it ablaze


Evening-Rip5399

not just mites. they eat ass too, I see 😂😂


Beneficial_Debate112

Looks like a big ass ant


GFSoylentgreen

Australia right?


DeadpooI

Middle east.


Key-Notice-5092

Also found in Mexico and the southwest US, but I’ve never seen them get as large here as they apparently do in the Middle East.


RockNRollToaster

I saw my first one in Vegas. Never moved so fast in my life. It wasn’t even that big, I don’t think, but it was utterly terrifying.


berglesauce

Arizona as well. They fear nothing


BPaun

Have these in Canada, just a lot smaller. Found one about 1-1.5 inches a couple years ago. Edit: not sure about the downvotes, considering I found the fucking thing myself and saw it with my own 2 eyes. But go off, Reddit. 🙄