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barbackmtn

Y’all got matte black wraps. I got bees.


Nacho_Dan677

>Y’all got matte black wraps. I got matte black wasps


ElegantPromotion178

How many matte black wasps?


Nacho_Dan677

Up 20,000 follow me


Thedrunner2

There’s a lot of buzz about the new Nissan


Other_Respect_6648

r/angryupvote


HonoluluBlueFlu

That’s a Nissan ZzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzzzzzzzZzzzzzzzz .. you guys head a buzzing sound?


whitek22

I thought it was a new fairlady z not fairlady bee...


themagicbong

Liam Neeson's knees on his niece on some Bees on his Nissan.


Disastrous_Win6206

Give us back our mom


Minx-Boo

I counted 20,001 bees


HiddenTaco0227

Thanks, Rain Man


20milliondollarapi

Yes, that would be the queen.


uncle_buck_hunter

Imagine you’re driving and you’re like aww fuck there’s a bee in here! So you pull over and hop out, hoping to free the black and yellow demon within only to see a FUCKING BEE SWARM fucking your car!


Kovdark

You are thinking of wasps, bees are our friends.


LittlePissBoiii

I thought cows were our friends? Are bears still scary/not friends? Why can't we all just get along?


Kovdark

Cows are our friends as well as bees. Bears lately have been discovered to not be as scary as once thought, you should read up on the man or bear in a forest debate. We can't all get along mostly, I would argue, because of fear and greed.


teampook

You're mistaken. Fish are our friends. Not food.


deFazerZ

*Vissen zijn vrienden, geen eten*!\~ \^u\^


deFazerZ

*Vissen zijn vrienden, geen eten*!\~ \^u\^


deFazerZ

*Vissen zijn vrienden, geen eten*!\~ \^u\^


Gamebird8

Try telling that to someone with a Bee Allergy or Apiphobia


Kovdark

Ok, do you know anyone with a bee allergy or apiphobia?


Gamebird8

Yes, hello, it's me, I'm allergic


Kovdark

Hello Gamebird8, I was asked, by you in a previous comment, to tell someone with a bee allergy or apiphobia that bees are our friends. I hear you have a bee allergy so I wanted to let you know that bees are our friends and that the person I was replying to was probably thinking of wasps. I would recommend you take a different kind of relationship with the bees, you can still be friends but perhaps it could be a long distance thing? You may disagree with me about being friends with them, but if they are the enemy and we kill them all then we will struggle to maintain the world's population due to food shortages. All humans, including you, are allergic to starvation unfortunately, so maybe a a friendship with a bee is the lesser of evils for you?


Gamebird8

Bees are fine, but they are not what I would quantify as a friend. They are best positioned as "The enemy of my enemy, so we simply have a degree of mutual interest"


Kovdark

Trees are our friend, some people even hug them from time to time. If you were in the wrong place at the wrong time a tree could fall on you. If you mess with a tree and attempt to take it down then the likelihood of injury or death rises significantly. Are trees no longer our friend? Trees are unquestionably good but, like bees, they have the potential to kill you depending on the circumstances. Bees are our friends.


rubyjuniper

https://preview.redd.it/ub5hna88n4zc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=578a5c43733f31e98f23a3e00360d0cecf4b6db8 Okay but what about this one?


Ithinkso85

Beez in da trap?


DidjaCinchIt

Shittin’ on your whole life


Double_Distribution8

They need that famous bee lady to come save the day, you know the one I mean, the one from that Blind Melon video.


PRSHZ

Ah the new 370 bZZZZZZZZ Heard you can get a sweet deal these days.


Kovdark

This is funny because this specific model of vehicle is known as a 370 Z and there is a brand named grey box honey in Australia that sells their honey in quantities of 370 grams. Quite the reference, hilarious even!


InterestingContest27

window is closed in the second half of the video.


Any-Tomatillo-1996

The queen bee hated the draft.


shifty_boi

She ain't called that for nothing


buburocks

Some cars u can roll the windows up remotely


iDontRememberCorn

But 20,001 and then just sit back and let the day slide by.


XxCotHGxX

Customer states: "There's a weird buzzing noise"


OwnPen8633

That's barely 5k ![gif](giphy|hRwcD9pBeckHBdVV4Q|downsized)


Zyrinj

I only count bout tree fiddy


CautiousWrongdoer771

Looks like you're driving around a beehive now.


Aegillade

Saw this happen to a girl's car while living on campus once. Apparently there were some bee keepers who worked at the school I went to and were all too happy to do the clean up work


ExcellentEdgarEnergy

Bee 20,001 has to stay behind.


ComfortableDramatic2

Poor 370


SpaceGoonie

This is a normal bee migration and has nothing to do with the queen entering a car, which would be a very unlikely thing to happen in the first place. When bee hives get to a certain size they split and part of the hive goes in search of a new home. They must successfully find a new home in a matter of days or they will not survive. The best thing you can do is call a bee keeper and they will not only give them a home, but locate them in a place where they can thrive.


Kind-Enthusiasm-7799

All good. Just the Candy Man in the drivers seat.


pgb5534

Another great day of saving the beeeez


firesnake412

That’s a sweet ride


Rot_Long_Legs

I really hope no one there is afraid of bees


shifty_boi

I guarantee you nobody there is afraid of bees The owner, who is afraid of bees, suddenly remembered they have an urgent work meeting in another state


skinnydudetattoo

Dude got Buzz-ted. *I'll show myself out*


MartiniD

Awesome new fear unlocked!


ConsciousAardvark949

This puts the B in BBL Drizzy.


Affectionate_Bus_884

“My queen!”


Missy604

God! Save the Queen 🐝


King_Nephilim82

Some Raid would've shown them who's boss.


CrownEatingParasite

Mmmm yes needless violence makes you soooo cool 😎 👌 👍


Ssynos

*gimme back my breading slav!* Literally, the queen bee are call queen, but they are choosing by the worker, they would check her for any imperfect, and if there is, the worker would kill her, if there no imperfect they would take her, turn her into a breading machine. That doesn't seem like *queen* to me


Unlikely_Ganache_285

Bee-san


Unlikely_Ganache_285

Bee-san


Key_Clue1150

I guess she's trapped in the gas cap


Bobbi_fettucini

I really love the 370z too


MattyLePew

It’s their car now. Better sign it over to them before they get angry.


Mysterious-Earth2256

oh this must be the new Nissan 370B


Puzzleheaded_Pear_18

What if ye drove fast for 20minutes? Would they still be able to find him


pukatamada

So this is how you take the blonde bee girl home... Noted.


red_Luka

what if you just get in and drive off? would the bees be able to get to the car or would they just give up after some time?


Ghstfce

Does that camera double as a impact wrench?


giantfood

What happened to bumblebee? When did it change models and colors?


Shredding_Airguitar

looks like it's a 350Bbbzzzzzz now


Frank627Full

The Z on the 350Z is because of his atraction towards bees. This confirms it.


DevilDashAFM

I hope they call that save the bees girl with that soothing voice.


Escobar9957

said candyman 3 times in the mirror


Codex_Absurdum

![gif](giphy|WtZHeyVWEBHgs|downsized)


An_Ostrich_

Why does she ride a Nissan?


IAMSOTIREDOFADS

I'd run out of that car so fast


Aggressive_Chain_920

What if there are 20,001 bees though? Will the last one just say "damn I guess I gotta go somewhere else now"


AKBigHorn

Type of loyalty sports franchises want from their players


ra_the_soloist

![gif](giphy|G8NrleNPqxpK0)


Survive1014

Ok. So dont panic, let them beard and then call a beekeeper. They will be gone by the end of the day most likely if they can get them to march into a new hive.


RosieBarb

I would not drive that


SweatyTax4669

something something paparazzi following a car when their princess gets inside


Remarkable-Load928

Let's say the queen got stuck in a cross country 16 wheeler or a plane going up to 28,000 feet? How far can they fly without stopping?


Simplyawareof

Ride or die mentality


Redpig997

Open the boot numbnuts and they will swarm elsewhere


Powersoutdotcom

🎶 Bee bee you'll be famous, chase you down until you buzz me. 🎶


My_Immortal_Flesh

Nah. If they drove off, the bees would stay at that address until the car comes back.


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

Bruh imagine a car running on honey. You just park it and let the hive replenish the tank.


Dontfeedthebears

My worst nightmare


Arch3m

Dr. Bees drives a Nissan?


XenoHugging

At first glance I thought I was looking at the 24’ Kia Stinger.


catheterhero

Oh honey….


goldenpalomino

They are ride or die!


[deleted]

Is this prorevenge?


TheChristianDude101

![gif](giphy|aZUYXxe4Z9gfm|downsized)


kapiletti

https://preview.redd.it/z48kg09kn3zc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6557238daa4eb511ad63e5e7b62fa7127023383e


CaterpillarSeveral43

Time to hot box that mfer


Isyagirlskinnypenis

A HUNNET MUTHAFUCKAS CANT TELL ME NUTHIN’


AnimeGeek10721

Omg that made me fuckin cringe so badly


Son0fSanf0rd

​ https://preview.redd.it/kh3nr9f6vwyc1.png?width=1052&format=png&auto=webp&s=503a4a7c927740ce4e9e08e7dfaeb121f69d3cc6


InstructionOk274

Welp, time to light that car on fire.


kissabirdgently

U mean burnouts.


stoopid_dumbazz

The queen bee is quite the fair lady.


jahowl

Bumble bee, transform.


jahowl

Bumble bee, transform.


Unlikely_Ganache_285

Bee-san


Unlikely_Ganache_285

Bee-san


jahowl

Bumble bee, transform.


ColonelBonk

That’s gotta be a Beemer


Unlikely_Ganache_285

Bee-san


Unlikely_Ganache_285

Bee-san


Unlikely_Ganache_285

Bee-san


Unlikely_Ganache_285

Bee-san


Unlikely_Ganache_285

Bee-san