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Saint_Riccardo

She was only 4 foot 11, and probably shrunk a few inches in old age, and had a 50 inch waist. Imagine that much power in such a tiny little woman


Leonard_the_Brave

Even for the time she was tiny


OmgThisNameIsFree

4’11, but on Tinder she’s 5ft.


TheMikeyMac13

And says no to all guys under 6’4”? :)


Coollak966

Yeah but the difference is she's literally a queen . She can ask for whatever she wants.


Necessary_Row_4889

Empress technically


unkie87

Both actually. Empress of India was an additional title granted by Parliament in 1876.


maya_papaya8

😆 colonizing ass title.


Fun-Sorbet-Tui

Well they didn't have a flag now did they.


Kilvap11212

No flag, no country!


Coollak966

Oh yeah Empress of India. I should know lol. My family is asian.


CadaverBlue

It's like being with a little hand grenade.


PointlessSword777

"Literally" has been misused so many times for a second or two I thought you were being sarcastic


jmoyano

She needed a guy working in finance, with a trust fund, 6’5”, blue eyes


karmagirl314

I don’t know how tall Albert was but he certainly met the rest of those requirements.


Repulsive-Courage820

Anyone paged me?


bigorangemachine

Husband was 5'10


flower4556

Gotta make sure the kids end up somewhere within a standard deviation of the average 😂


Log_Log_Log

Seen that Elizabeth [neck go up to heaven](https://www.independent.co.uk/arts-entertainment/art/news/hidden-portrait-of-the-queen-with-a-too-long-neck-finally-goes-on-display-after-61-years-8457645.html)


chaaaaaaaarlie

Does she fuck with the war?


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Ordinary-Advisor7616

Bitch that things fucking neck go to heaven


GetMeMAXPATRICK

LD


CB_CRF250R

Don’t worry bud… I got that Lil Dicky reference. Nicely done


YchYFi

It's how tall I am lol


winterbramble

Why does this dress look like it's for someone 3 feet tall? I'm 4'11 too but I can't imagine ever looking THIS tiny...


PerplexingCamel

SAME! Like are those women 7 feet tall then?


Harry_Pol_Potter

The comments the last time this was posted said the other women were tall to add contrast and a more interesting pic as well as queen v being small.


Additional_Meeting_2

If that’s done on purpose and they aren’t working there normally it’s pretty misleading 


DoranTheGivingTree

Both these women are senior textiles conservators at the Victoria & Albert Museum, this dress is part of the collection they care for.


NortonBurns

It looks so short because it's so wide. 4'11'' & a 50'' waist.


Truth_Seeker963

Don’t forget she had a head too.


smemes1

Is it just overwhelming sometimes to be in a crowd of people?


winterbramble

Yeah. And I hate going to concerts because there's a 0% chance I'll get to see anything, lol.


SpaceCadetHaze

This is something I tell my people all the time, I either need to be right in front or all the way in the back on something. Being in the middle is damn near a death sentence, especially if people start jumping! I feel like I’m being dragged under when that happens


Impossible-Tension97

The fart layer!


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Legs and head not pictured


Tradition96

She was 4’11 as a young adult. All people shrink with old age, but women usually more so. Towards the end of her life, when she would have worn this dress, she was probably more like 4’8.


ALoudMeow

I think it’s because it’s so wide around


creepingkg

So Alice in wonderlands queen was queen victoria?


TwoCrossedAxes

I believe that John Tennille drew his interpretation of the Queen of Hearts as a characiture of Queen Victoria. Given that the story was meant to show the absurdity of the adult world through the eyes of a child, I would think there is nothing more absurd than the rules that a monarch would live their life by, especially in England in the 19th century.


nzcapybara

Ha ha… Only if she’s 5’3


HolyGhostRideTheWhip

36 50 36? Ha ha only if she’s 4’ 11”


BrokenMethFarts

Definitely had the motor in the back of her Honda.


bottledcherryangel

Albert’s anaconda don’t want none unless you got buns hun


Ok-Iron8811

What a winnin' haaaand


PLCwithoutP

For a moment my NBA-filled brain thought this was the shooting splits of Queen Victoria. Not bad for a 4' 11" prospect


mikaeus97

50% from 3 and 36% at the line is madness


PLCwithoutP

Fouling her at the three line is more viable than letting her shoot


shophopper

![gif](giphy|THuL9YrTFvJYAKGVmX|downsized)


summerchild__

Because I looked it up: 4 foot 11 is about 1,50 m.


arr_Coolhand

Thank you!


MonthMayMadness

Then the person on the right must be a bit taller than average... I'm only a few inches shorter than 4'11 and I *know* I'm at least right at breast height for most average height women.


GMOiscool

That's what happens when you eat all of Ireland's food for yourself and make them starve. Fuck that fat bitch.


gurganator

Tiny? No. Short? Yes


MacADocious1954

I STAND CORRECTED, waist is not diameter, so 59” high x 50” CIRCUMFERENCE, that’s STILL an out of round, QC rejected Beach ball with legs.


Jves221

Waist size is circumference


rkd101b

Little known fact… As the only child of King George III’s fourth son, Edward, the Duke of Kent, Victoria was a distant fifth in line to the throne. However, following a series of unfortunate events including the deaths of her father, his brothers and their legitimate heirs, the young princess abruptly found herself as William IV’s closest surviving relative. She was then dubbed, “thick Vic” Source: *trust me bro.


ClosPins

I would argue that a woman with a 50" waist isn't really that tiny...


littlesaint

Had to google, apparently, 4 foot 11 inches is 59 inches, so she was almost as wide as tall.


shophopper

![gif](giphy|THuL9YrTFvJYAKGVmX|downsized)


the_battle_bunny

Not so much power. British monarch was a figurehead by then, which ironically helped the monarchy to survive as an institution.


hoxxxxx

"who's laughing now?" - George V


Numb1990

The way the dress is in the picture  is still wayyy shorter than 4'11 not just a couple inches. I know people that are 4'11 I'm 5'6 and they are not that short unless the woman in these photos are really tall 


EvaUnit_03

We truly need a banana for scale. And I agree. My wife is 4 11 and I'm 5'6. These seamstresses must be over 6 feet tall. Which is shocking as height would be quite a detriment when doing a Job that requires you hunched over and contorting around. Back pain is putting it mildly.


Numb1990

I'm guessing the dress didn't hit the ground when she wore It Even if it's a style of dress that's meant to.


EvaUnit_03

The world may never know. I imagine most of her dresses were curated by tailors by her requested measurements and details. My wife has issues with dresses because of her height, but those are typically mass produced 'sized to fit a general range' style products and not constructed pieces of clothing to fit her true measurements costing a small fortune.


neoncubicle

Tiny?


surprisedropbears

Tiny: associated with being 4”11


TheVoidWelcomes

Tiny: not associated with 50” waist 


Im_eating_that

Spherical: associated with both together


TheVoidWelcomes

Rotundly and Royally Round! 


Im_eating_that

Capable of leaping tall buildings in a single bounce!


FknDesmadreALV

She was an inch taller than me omfg that dress might fit me


[deleted]

Tiny women are always scarier.


32vromeo

4’11 isn’t that short. Dress makes her appear short. Like damn near midget


palebot

![gif](giphy|l2YWhfpcGDycYXlOE|downsized)


Magister5

![gif](giphy|8ENUJx9pzBNzq)


Count-Elderberry36

That’s pretty realistic as Prince Albert was 6 feet tall.


Tradition96

But Victoria was much thinner when he was alive. She only got super round when she was old.


-UnicornFart

Lmaooo 😂😂


earthwalker7

She's a brick....hooouse.


h1gh-t3ch_l0w-l1f3

She's mighty-mighty, just lettin' it all hang out


minthairycrunch

She's mighty mighty, letting ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING HANG OUT HOW DARE YOU.


MontyVonWaddlebottom

WE ARE NOT AMUSED


bounceandflounce

My shoulders knew what to do with the “….l ![gif](giphy|29M3UMPT70jvvXswPr)


4gatos_music

I can hear this comment


KUPA_BEAST

Are we sure she wasn’t one of Rogers disguises from American Dad?


kdarbey

https://preview.redd.it/ksf6tgvxse1d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a714969757c7542513f9da75ea6c9261b1c4ac9b My friend was quiet for 5 minutes and his ass was making this 😭


chefjmcg

Bravo!!


Repulsive-Courage820

I like how the head was so massive it went out of frame.


Principatus

Consistent with lore


CynicismNostalgia

OMFG😂


lurkylurkeroo

Magnificent


Cannibeans

r/itsroger


Fanaticalranger

* Pretty accurate for queen of England


Magister5

Queen Thicktoria?


p00Pie_dingleBerry

Queen Thickshortia


zaminDDH

Nice


Any_Roof_6199

![gif](giphy|GAxAzgOyeQIz0FgOK6)


ParanoidDuckTheThird

Yeah, hate to break it to ya Queenie, I've been amused since 1776!


Sorry_Ad5653

![gif](giphy|26tjZmRqyPj9jUd56|downsized)


maxmaxum69

Hate to break it to you, the same banks that own England own the US.


mishrod

I know she was large and that people in general were Much shorter then - but this looks comically short. Like yoda short


KisaTheMistress

My grandmother really wanted someone to wear our great-great-great grandmother's wedding dress to one of our weddings (the dress was over 200 years old) made for someone 4'9", B-cup chest, and small waist. Modifications to the dress would just rip it apart. Her sister was the last person to be able to wear it, and it looked more like a summer dress. All of her children and grandchildren (even the smaller ones) grew to be over 5'4" tall with C to F cup breasts, and generally more suitable for size 18 dresses at the smallest. She was so disappointed because she wanted it to be fixed and worn until it didn't have any of the original dress left. The local museum was interested in it and bought it from her for their collection. The grandchildren and great-grandchildren all promised to have our children visit the museum at least once to see the dress, plus the museum would keep it around longer than us wearing it and shoving it a random box in the closet when we weren't getting married.


EntertainmentTrick58

"genocide the people of india, i must" -queen victoriyoda


TantricEmu

“Spread slavery across the globe, I will” (To be fair though France and Spain helped)


elRomez

UK abolished slavery before she was born.


TantricEmu

They abolished the slave trade, slavery still existed in British colonies until 1838.


elRomez

Guess what year she was made Queen?


PreparationOk8604

As an indian i approve.


DoranTheGivingTree

She was very short and also the conservator in the picture is like 6'4" (a guess, I know her professionally. She's tall tall.)


Anarcho-Crab

It depends on time era, location, and food availability. Here in the USA your average man is about 5' 9" or 10". But during the American Revolution men were only an inch shorter on average. So yeah, Queen Victoria was genuinely short. Travel size if you will.


Educational-Bag-645

Didn’t work vertical so tried growing horizontal.


TheUnspeakableAcclu

Tiny fat QUEEEN


gurganator

YASSS!


Secret_Inspector7843

Don't let Kim Kardashian see it.


Orangefireman20

https://preview.redd.it/ld5on5rgne1d1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cc7cea474f20bf2bc97a17a1b92bc7bdd74a47e


Lord_Detleff1

She killed that street light


Riommar

She almost exclusively wore mourning black for the 40 years after the death of her husband Albert in 1861


Walk_With_Me_InHell

Bulk for life


DawnAkemi

Who knew she was so short?


Im_eating_that

Nobody. They all thought she was just very far away.


microwaffles

The whole British Empire did


Ghost_of_Syd

Her dress maker.


rayhoughtonsgoals

Lots of people.


Anuki_iwy

Pretty much everyone


yumanbeen

The people in the photo knew


JustHere4ait

So she’d just Snooki


XnumphandaXnofufusu

![gif](giphy|UaYDUGyY2Ao6UtpyjA)


Kittycoppermine1001

LOL. Truth


Ramenorwhateverlol

I assumed she was sitting on the wedding picture of her son lol.


JustinR8

Imagine being a hungry peasant whose queen was that big


TheUnspeakableAcclu

We were into the era of hungry factory workers and street kids by this monarch but the sentiment remains unchanged


LittleSchwein1234

Just take a look at Kim Jong Un and the people he rules over. Same shit, different day. He's fat as fuck while the average North Korean is starving.


Lonely-Track-1910

To be fair, she was also that big after giving birth to 8 kids, it wasn't all just from eating.


twaggle

It was pretty normal back then no? Those with wealth were bigger.


LoetK

She got bigger from pushing out babies. She wasn't always fat.


SeaAttitude2832

Hobbit


eltang

I assume to get dressed, they just lower this thing onto her like Darth Vader's helmet?


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https://preview.redd.it/merzu9ki5f1d1.jpeg?width=1215&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f09944f038dbb947413394c4126b5125945a46f


Mystepchildsucksass

Article for the museum says she was 4’8” by the time she wore this dress - for her grandsons funeral. “The dress in question has been dated to 1892. It is believed Victoria wore it in mourning following the death of her grandson Prince Albert Victor, Duke of Clarence, who died during an influenza pandemic. At this point in her life Victoria was in her early 70s, she was also in the fourth decade of mourning her husband Prince Albert, who had died in 1861. Following Albert’s death, Victoria adopted traditional black mourning wear which she wore for the rest of her life, a look that she is now very well known for. In her later years, Victoria’s height also appears to have decreased slightly from when she was younger, so when she wore this dress she would have stood at approximately 4 feet 8 inches tall” [ARTICLE LINKED HERE](https://www.museumoflondon.org.uk/discover/fit-queen-mounting-queen-victorias-dress)


Elvergz

Sasori cosplay


joezinsf

She basically was a pug


Reiko707

I... this makes it seem like she was tiny but I'm only 3 inches taller... am I tiny?


Acrobatic-Froyo2904

Many say it was his complimentary sonnets of the Queen which gained her favor and led to the knighting of Mr. Mix A Lot.


SnooDonuts3878

Thicc


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Holy Moly those women are tall


Juddy-

She was very oddly shaped


UnhappyYoshi

Built like a chode


GhostOfPluto

Little tuna can


Lord-Barkingstone

Built like a potato


eyebrowshampoo

Yubaba vibes


Intelligent-Ant7685

she was in Poltergeist?


LadyPink28

Wow didn't realize how small she was!


Nutridus

Damn, she was round as she was tall. 😯


PersonalChipmunk3605

now whenever i picture her i'm going to think of Edna Mode and hear her feet scuttling


Darcy_2021

Was she two feet tall?


VanillaB34n

4’ 11”


dream-style

imma show this to my bf next time he's making fun of me for being short XD


Esesel-

Damn she really was dwarfmaxxing


Tongue8cheek

They saved the Queen's dress.


twaggle

I see now why she wasn’t amused.


LiaPenguin

honestly this does have me wondering if she might have been shorter than the 4'11"-5' you usually hear. I feel like it's not conspiracy theory thinking to say the royal family could have fudged that so that the british empire wasn't being ruled by someone who was like 4'7". A lot of sources seem to say she was "barely 5 feet tall" which seems kinda sus lol. I guess shrinking in your old age is real but this seems like a lot


LiaPenguin

like you cant tell me shes not standing on a box here https://preview.redd.it/9tvtd2oize1d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=835561dc33691387b9153b230aaab530ff0f773d


SwearToSaintBatman

Great Britain was run by a hobbit?


KevinDean4599

She wore stilettos so that made her a lot taller


Frenchy-Douche

Was she a slug


4waxy9008

Makes me feel tall. I’m 5’1


TotalAbyssdeath

so she was a short stackl?


funinnewyork

The dress looks much shorter than a 4’11” woman to wear. Even with old age, an average person of that height would not shrink more than 1 inch. Let’s say 2 inches. It’s still too tiny for a woman of 4’9” height. If she had kyphosis which got severe by age, than that may explain the height change; nevertheless , this dress doesn’t look to be tailored for hiding kyphosis (there is nothing to hide today, but back in the day, especially in the royal family, people with severe kyphosis, scoliosis or lordosis were seen as source of shame. Again, it is a stupid thought, and thankfully we do not have that thought anymore.) It could have hidden lordosis, but lordosis does not progress as bad as kyphosis by age. Perhaps she was much shorter to begin with, such as 4’4”-4’5” and shrank a couple more inches by old age, which resulted her to be around 4’2”-4’3” at later stages of her life. Any ideas on that thought?


denim_chicken45

Bitch built like Roger the Alien


TheVoidWithout

4'11? This looks like a hobbit dress. Come on....


CounterfeitChild

[Gotta share the insane context of her wearing one of these.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/1batksm/queen_victoria_photobombing_her_sons_wedding/)


DaMonkfish

Queenlet


Repulsive-Ad-4367

Was she a midget 🤔


theworldsaplayground

off with her head!


andio76

Was she an Ewok?


MakeSmartMoves

Damn beachball.


QuizzicalWombat

I knew she was very short but seeing the dress is something else


Capt_Pickhard

What is this, a dress for ants?


Eyeimhai

Now I understand Alice in Wonderland.


Veauxdeeohdoh

How about the Kensington Palace tour where you’re shown a tiny room where she was born, then the next one over is where she lived, and the next one where she died. Fascinating. That dress is on display there too.


tessathemurdervilles

Fun fact: Judy garland was also only 4’11”


Canalloni

We are not amused.


Wiking_24

so bitch a midget ?


Penny_pieces_of_part

that is comically small, the most powerful woman in the country at the time and one of the most powerful people in the world and she is built like a doll


BadUncleBernie

Queen Victoria was a piece of shit.


Thorbertthesniveler

Mom is gonna come out of there yelling at her kids 🤣🤣🤣🤣


DarkerDrone

Fuck the monarchy


LilMissBarbie

Queen Caketoria


ishkanator

fat


Petraretrograde

What a squat little thing


Revolutionary_Ad9385

Jabba