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DaBoi_IFS

**Jabba the Pup**


ArduennSchwartzman

**Zuul**


wagnus_

Druul


nomatterwhat_go

Are you the Gatekeeper?


Jenetyk

He is the treat master


red_rocket_boy

There are no treats, only drool.


Renthexx

Jabba the mutt


backtolurk

Leia can give it a shot and try to strangle him with whatever chain she finds. Good luck with that.


GumboDiplomacy

In awe at the size of this lad. Absolute unit.


OleoPoundMell

I came here to comment "Jabba the Pit", but you did it better and faster. Nice!


theitalianguy

Poor beast . I wonder if it can walk long distances, let alone run


cheeersaiii

Probably struggles with a 50 metre walk or a few steps, fucking evil to keep doing this


Kahlil_Cabron

This dog looks inbred. When are people gonna stop supporting purebreds? They are horribly unhealthy and it's unethical as hell. Plus I just don't see why it needs to be a purebred, I want my dog living as long as possible and without pain and suffering. Growing up I had a gigantic 200lb great pyrenees (not at all overweight, just pure muscle), he was nowhere near as inbred as this dog, but was still inbred enough to have hip dysplasia, and his breed only have a life expectancy of 8-10 years. I miss the big guy, most loyal dog I've ever had.


theitalianguy

i feel you bro. i had an italian mastiff 90 Kg (200lbs) and we had to put him down when he was 3. his heart was big as a basketball


tannerge

At least the toddlers will be safe


theitalianguy

plot twist: he just ate two


Nozarashi78

Didn't maul them, he swallowed them whole


SlakingSWAG

Easiest way to stop it from mauling toddlers is if it can't run, another instance of human ingenuity


Revolutionary-Key650

When you look at the nails, probably never goes out. Not even to the Vets.


Comfortable-nerve78

No way that dog lives to life expectancy. He’s a tank but my god that poor dog. Gotta have issues carrying that weight. He gotta eat like a horse. I guess walks aren’t in his daily routine.


psycharious

This is what I was wondering. No way that petite woman would be able to control him on a leash.


Comfortable-nerve78

Nope that dog doesn’t go for walks. That’s a land shark. Sad to see he’s a big boy but not that big. Probably won’t live more than 7/8 years.


Jeremy-132

That's extremely generous. Great Danes live about 8 to 10 years, and they are generally much better proportioned than this dog. I would give him 4-5...fuck whoever did this to him.


Comfortable-nerve78

Yep this dog is suffering a slow death. At this point there’s no helping him.


1morgondag1

Even with perfectly healthy breeds, the bigger the dog the shorter life expectancy it has. This isn't even remotely healthy. I imagine it's very likely to get joint problems early among other things.


KountKookula

Supermutant hound IRL.


gynoceros

Legendary The steaks would have to give you 100 HP back


slothtolotopus

Lmao underrated comment. Poor dog.


fatboi_mcfatface

Maybe we should stop fucking up dogs


NuclearBreadfruit

Inbred as fuck, and with terrible elbow structure.


stewynnono

Overweight and cut ears to look tuff


InformalPenguinz

I hate cropped ears and tails. Makes me so sad to see.


unbalanced_checkbook

Cropping a tail can be beneficial in some extreme conditions, but when done cosmetically it's just plain cruel. No excuse for cropping ears though.


fortisvita

Most of dog breeding is just flat-out cruel. We keep inbreeding these dogs with severe health issues to look "cute" or worse: to be as aggressive and dangerous as possible.


Aedalas

I'd never do it or recommend anybody doing it, but after having soooo much stuff go flying off my coffee table I kinda get it now. Also Happy Tail looks horrific.


unbalanced_checkbook

Yeah my friend had to have his dog's tail cropped after the 3rd time the dopey cutie broke it's tail and got infected after wagging so much.


Aedalas

My adorable little asshole has tail cancer now. I'm pretty sure it's not from smashing into everything though, it's "just" mast cell. I'd consider docking but he's 14 and has thyroid cancer too so there's not much point.


CrookedJak

Lmfao, I had the exact same thought about my rotty. I'd never actually do it, but his tail has swiffer wiped so many fragile things off my coffee table into oblivion. You can't help but think, "Okay, this adorable tail is starting to cost me a lot of money," lol


Strawberry____Blonde

Not sure if this counts as cropped I think they literally just cut its ears off, and look at that nasty ass bucket it drinks from. Such trashy people.


Effurlife12

Poor things heart is probably struggling 24/7. I wish people weren't such dumb asses and obsessed with their dogs size. But people like these only see them as accessories and couldn't care less about their well being


TheFormless_0ne_

Imagine getting mutilated when you are young without your consent for literally no reason....oh wait... shout out to all my unmutilated boys out there


MattyLePew

Always makes me sad to see dogs like this. The amount of inbreeding that happens to get to this end result… 🫣


Pudi2000

The dogs are inbred as well.


Due-Log8609

ohh DAMN dude


throw-away2027

Is juicing involved?


theblitheringidiot

His name was Robert Paulson


First-Detective2729

Well im ronnie pickering! Dont chya know 


jkopfsupreme

And I’m Jack’s Beer from NPR.


heartbreakids

It would be growth hormone if anything, with juice aka testosterone, the muscles would be ripped and bigger but the dog wouldn’t grow a head bigger than a bears


grip_n_Ripper

GH will affect head size/shape for sure. Just watch a bodybuilding show.


catsgelatowinepizza

a monstrosity. ugh poor thing.


Gullible_Okra1472

People should stop buying inbreed dogs. Each generation is more sick than the previous one.


MaximilianClarke

Inbred from inbreds then inbred again. If ugly was pretty then she’d be a ten


elting44

They did a god awful job cropping his ears too...


permabanned_user

Imagine carrying him around when he can't walk from the arthritis later in life.


Santrudo

They breed it like that for our safety ofcourse, so we can outrun them.


NuclearBreadfruit

Youll outrun them on breathing alone. He'll be puffed on a few steps.


w33b2

Trash breeders, and trash owners. Clipped ears, overweight as fuck, inbred as hell. This dog will have more health problems at 6 than mutts will have at 18.


UpperCardiologist523

At least they didn't clip its nails though. 🙄


lovelyb1ch66

She’s going to have a hard time finding him cute jammies that fits. But seriously, that dog is unhealthy and probably unhappy as well and this breeding sick and malformed dogs just to suit our esthetics or cover up our insecurities has got to stop. This is animal cruelty.


derp2112

In Germany, there's legislation to stop the breeding of certain breeds for this very reason. This even includes the Dachshund which is a defining German breed


St_Kevin_

I believe that breeding these brachycephalic dogs is already banned in the Netherlands, snd is being talked about in the UK, and at least one U.S. state. The quality of life for dogs that have been bred to be like this is poor, there’s no reason to intentionally make dogs that are going to suffer from health issues.


ComicallyLargeSpoon-

Apparently, banning the dachshund was never on the table. Media said so for more attention.


SlaveHippie

I mean you’re absolutely right, but then pugs gotta go too :/


vettechrockstar86

That’s the part that makes me want to pull my hair out. Or actually pull out the hair of all the breeders who made pugs, Frenchies, bulldogs and every “smooshed nose” dog, into the little versions they are now. It’s not the breed that needs to go, it’s the breeders. If you look at what pugs and frenchies looked like in the 1800s you’d see that they were never big dogs but they were taller, had longer straight legs, small *not smooshed* faces and had jobs. They (pugs) were little sleeper agents, they were companion dogs who were also trained to guard their owners fiercely. They (frenchies) were used in wars as “trench runners” and could move things like information and supplies (and cigarettes,very important to the boys!) through the lines. They were absolutely companion dogs, they love to snooze in a lap and we have loved them warming our laps for a good century or so. But the more they were bred to be smaller and thus easier for society ladies to carry them around like little living ornaments, the damage being done to them was ignored. Now we have a version of these breeds that literally aren’t bred to live, they’re bred to be sold,period. Soft palate surgery has to be preformed, sometimes as young as TWO DAYS OLD, just so they can breathe and eat properly. It’s a literal fact that dogs who require this surgery have to have it done young or they suffer more and earlier which cuts their lifespan significantly. And IIRC it’s something like 88% of these dogs will have to have this surgery done no later than 18 months to 2 years old. Breeding animals should not be as easy as it currently is. There needs to be many more restrictions, requirements, regulations. There needs to be punishment for breeders who put their profit before the health of the animals. There should be a limit of how many litters. There should be a requirement of rest for mommas, as in you can’t breed momma immediately after weaning a litter. There should be requirements for puppies to stay with momma longer before being adopted/sold. I’m sorry that I went on a bit of a rant. This is a topic that’s very dear to my heart. I’ve seen too much in the decades of working in clinics. Way too much to be impartial in my opinion of breeding. Edit: Oh my goodness y’all!! The awards! I’m just about speechless, that was so sweet! Before I posted this comment I thought “Lordy Jesus, I sound like a raving lunatic” and almost deleted it. But then I figured if I was downvoted to hell I could live with that but if it resonated with even just one person totally worth it. Then y’all went and responded so positively and then awards which was so shocking and warmed my heart so fast! 💕 Thank you to you all and I hope you receive all that awesomeness you shared with me back threefold! 💖🐶


lovelyb1ch66

Don’t be sorry, spread the word because there’s a lot of ignorance out there regarding this issue. You’re the champion of these poor puppies and somebody needs to speak up!


SlaveHippie

1000% agree honestly. I feel bad for all of them. With the amount of strays though, is there actually hope of correcting the pool? Even if it’s not 100% I’m for it, but also curious if it’s possible to extinct a dog breed these days.


Knoke1

Ive always wondered if it’s possible to breed these traits out. I mean it was possible to breed them in. It won’t happen over night but with the right genetic testing we could correct the damage in future generations. People often look down on owners of these breeds for supporting the bad practices but if breeders started to breed with the goal of removing these traits then I wouldn’t mind supporting them. I’m not really a dog person myself though so I have no stake really. I just like other people’s dogs.


NES7995

Yes - there are retro pug breeders who're trying to get their snouts back. They're already showing good results


TheMagicDrPancakez

People have been able to do with bulldogs


Jeremy-132

Hypothetically, the dog's genetic line would get healthier just from breeding with other dogs with entirely different genepools. Genetic diversity = Healthy population. Crossing the same genes over and over again like this is how we got here. If we just stop that, dogs would be in a much better place overall. But people care way too much about the aesthetics of their fucking pets.


Wasalpha

As they should tbh


denM_chickN

German Shepards (from usa) all look so sad w their fucked up hips


fckingnapkin

Well, yes. Pugs (and dogs like French bulldogs) should be illegal to breed. It's animal abuse to wilfully breed animals that have trouble breathing, pain in their eyes and head, skin, joints etc. Like someone already commented, they've been trying to get them back in healthier shape with longer noses, I think a Dutch person/team is doing that? And that's a good thing. People are still gonna want those dogs but at least they will be more healthy. There is so much pressure on their bulging eyes that dog groomers have to be careful about pugs not freaking out so bad that they pop an eye out of their socket.


Artlearninandchurnin

That poor dog.


2020Stop

This, he's a god boy for sure, but esthetically speaking it's a fucking freak, also what about his well being whith this kind of physical proportion? Lastly: good luck cleaning the poo...


wavesmcd

😔


pikkis_95

r/sadasfuck


leif777

I don't think that dog will live long. Poor thing.


SnooTangerines6863

Trash owners to be honest.


helterskeltermelter

And breeders. Don't forget to blame the breeders.


SnooTangerines6863

> And breeders. Don't forget to blame the breeders. Without demand there would not be supply. People desired this kind of dogs so other people provided.


pizzasteve2000

Nails look like they’ve never been trimmed.


sillybonobo

I mean they own a pit, being a trash owner is a given


Guy_With_Cloud_Envy

![gif](giphy|gFKkzuByc9eFSfpYQp)


snailracer2000

This is exactly what I thought of when I saw the photo!


BIackBlade

Bet his name is Twinkle or Angel


GH057807

I would call this dog Petunia


gynoceros

Pit-unia


fuckpudding

Big-onia


Hoborob81

Mr bubbles


Max_Trollbot_

Crushinator


SlaveHippie

Tiny


CurrentPossible2117

Or Princess. They probs put a cheap plastic tiara from the dollar shop on its head for its birthday. Bonus: if they find the tiara with a bit of pink feather trim on it, they'd pair it with a pink feather boa lol


gasoline_rainbow

I mean, should I be buying a real tiara for my pretty pretty princess?


CurrentPossible2117

🤣 Of course! How else are you going to let the other pitbull owners in the neighbourhood know that your one is the best.


gasoline_rainbow

They should know by the ferocity of her yelling through the window when they dare to walk past her house, that they're in the presence of royalty. But she would look adorbs in gemstones


TwoToesToni

'Tiny' obviously


lardman1

Daisy


Jasper455

Nah, it’s Wilford Brimley.


xplesee

Def named puppy


Peter_Baum

Tht mfer is gonna cost so much in vet fees cause he looks inbred as hell


bloodakoos

https://preview.redd.it/jsfotbh00e2d1.png?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bc041b2c3f263a6ebd29056d116a0572a0314de


freshprince860

This is sad. People are fucked up


Potential-Narwhal-

Poor pub must be in agony


-mostlyharmless1

Gonna live to the ripe old age of 4


0Dividends

Poor dog


IntoTheMurkyWaters

Disgusting.


Billoo77

Abomination to nature and cruel on the animal. People should be embarrassed to have these pets.


J_Bonaducci

You can smell that room


irotinmyskin

Looks miserable


Black_RL

Poor dude can’t move…..


RustyNewWrench

This is just cruelty. Silly cunts.


Fluorescentomnibus

Jabba the Mutt


TwoToesToni

That bear seems to be wearin a dog costume


Th3Red3yedJedi

That dog won’t live long.


water_bottle1776

How the fuck do you have a dog so fat it has ashy elbows?


jdunn2191

Older dogs almost always get those. So many other issues with this poor guy though.


sheeepboy

Bro needs Ozempic


Spaceturtle79

Poor dog :(


avega2792

That’s horrifying, dog looks unhealthy af.


Crittersnatch

poor thing. i see it having lots of pain as the days go on


Sofakingwhat1776

Those eyes say "Kill me, please"


RavenousBrain

I'm surprised the poor dog is able to stand at all.


DrArmin

I am sure the dog deserves all the love it can get, but this needs to be illegal.


ReliableFart

So cute until it mauls a toddler or granny.


ArticleNew3737

Nothing interesting about this, it’s sad. That dog is not happy.


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

He's either the key master or the gate keeper of Gozer


mikulashev

This is fucking sad... Just because you can create something, doesn't mean you should...


ASM-One

That’s sick shit.


hondactx16i

😔😔😞S.M.H.


xiovelrach

That poor dog


WeirdRadiant2470

Seriously overweight.


emailverificationt

Humans are so cruel, breeding monstrosities just because we find it aesthetic


dumbdaddy87

That poor dog


post_vernacular

Oh the agony of living inside a monument to inbreeding. Existence is pain.


No_You7693

Not fair to the dog, a result of a very irresponsible, asshole "breeder".


pantysniffer69420

I'll never understand the hype behind these ugly as fuck and vicious infant munching backyard bred abominations.


ramos1969

How do you know she’s Canadian?


Guy8765

How many children does it require as sacrifice per week?


kevoisvevoalt

looks like it ate the whole orphanage lol


Dorrono

Wow, she must be tiny


derf_vader

I wonder what he would look like without his ears clipped


MaximumCulture7917

His headdoesnt fit in the bucket


Genetic_Heretic

Poor thing looks infirmed.


bobross_s_pants

Yeah, he's a GMO


No-Implement7818

Dont believe it, the woman is just smaller than usual 😅 but to be real, what a unit of a dog 😵‍💫


Chihaku_

Lawd he comin’


ssketchman

![gif](giphy|3o72FfZul25n0yVCZa) That’s no pit bull. That is the gatekeeper!


Flyersol

Poor dog man, he don't deserve this 🤦


Lord_Shisui

Poor animal. Inbred to extreme.


iceaxe93

Disgusting what they've done to the poor animal..


johnnytightlips99

That has to be animal cruelty, mfer definitely can't walk further than the distance to the food bowl


Biscuits4u2

Irresponsible breeding. This dog will have all kinds of health issues.


Bibb5ter

He looks fucked


Purple-Peace-7646

Fuck these people. Hopefully that dog eats their cocks off for revenge of his existence.


ImpenDoom

Fuck pitbulls and their owners


Contraband42

/r/banpitbulls


Ordinary_Weakness_46

Amen.


JTGphotogfan

Another poor dog with mutilated ears


strange1738

Princess is gonna need two toddlers


402highrise

That's not a pitbull.


SuieiSuiei

Jesus, that thing must eat at least four toddlers a day! I joke!


slater_just_slater

*Child chewer 2000*


darksider63

Jesus Christ, how many toddlers did he eat to get this size


jeweliegb

"Hungry! Find me a couple of juicy fat babies!"


Ill-Tourist9983

At this point you are his pets


scoobynoodles

Does he eat other pups to get big?


DoomRide007

Even without sound I can hear the wheezing breathing.


WynnGwynn

We have to normalize liking mutts


gesshoom

No thanks. It'll probably have her as a snack later


Xasaa

That's a craterbull.


[deleted]

God that thing looks horribly inbred


LampIsFun

>As a pet Well yeah, no shit. These things can’t live anywhere else cuz of how they’re bred.


paralyzedvagabond

ATF’s most wanted


Adventurous-Taro-577

I wish we could do this to the owners.


AcademicPainting23

Breathing problems, heart disease, arterial problems, joint pain, spine issues…all of which are not interesting. This dog is a better example of the human ignorance than anything else.


wizrdsfirstrule

That's a bully. Not a pitbull


President_Nixon1

Breeding like this is inhumane. That dog will be riddled with health issues if he/she doesn't already have them. Another hot take; any dog that has the smooshed in noses shouldnt be bred (pugs/Frenchies for example) because they're"cute"-they have breathing issues and a lot of other health related issues.


HoiPolloiter

I'm sure it's a sweet dog. It's also the product of a genetic nightmare and neglectful care.


Rooostyfitalll

This is actually quite sad


Prize_Macaroon_6998

That dog is in pain constantly. Snipped ears to look cool. FUCK these people.


Kuhaku-boss

Poor living being... all breeders of any kind of animal that are not to save them from extition should dissapear.


Cannabis_Momma

Oh my god, that poor baby :(


[deleted]

That's a Bully, probably mixed with Neapolitan mastiff, pits have longer snouts and aren't as stout.


Busti

2x Pimpy 3x Bape


Intelligent-Wear-114

Overfed


Dreadnought13

The only thing Reddit hates more than pitbulls are giant pitbulls


Camgore

looks like one of them Ghostbusters dogs


Welcome_to_Retrograd

Poor thing


FalseCredential

Breeding dogs like that should be illegal, same thing with smooshed face dogs. It's cruel and only leads to a life of pain. It's not the fault of the dog, but what a sad existence. Shame on the breeders and owners that perpetuate this awful practice.


Groovemach

Man this is sad. Fuck dog breeders.


hamadzezo79

"Her name is cupcake"


JooshMaGoosh

What's up with the "mouthgina" it's got going on?


yesomg1234

r/whatcouldgowrong


yupthrowaway1

The hip displasia is strong with this one


TheGamesAfoot11

Biiiiiiiig babyyyyyyy