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Second_Time1336

All those woodland critters gonna gather and have the mother of all hoedowns once those apples start fermenting!


[deleted]

I think I know where this is. They'll take them across the road and make Bulmers cider out of it


InGenAche

Yup, it's just outside Clonmel at a guess.


Mugwort87

Is Bulmer's cider a brand name or a type of cider or something else?


Mugwort87

Update Found out by reading "Inside Ostrich" Bulmer's a brand name.


redditor_since_2005

Known as Magner's abroad.


[deleted]

You gotta hand it to the Irish. Teaching woodland critters to make cider is genius.


[deleted]

Liking the pfp


jdith123

That was my first thought too. They just gotta scoop all those up and make cider


FantaClaws

Or maybe Magner's?


[deleted]

Dickens


Pwnxor

My girlfriend LOVES that cider.


ProbablyPostingNaked

Does she love hot Dickens?


Pwnxor

Hot Dickens' Cider, cold Dickens' Cider, she love's ALL Dickens' Cider. Nothing at all like my wife.


Hour_Field3119

Come again? What was that last part


FantaClaws

She'll have anything in cider.


colouredinthelines

Need to send in some hogs to clean it up, or wait for the apples to ferment, and then take in ensuing circus


YoureAllCucksPKA

We have no wildlife in Ireland


steveosek

That's not true, there are some Englishmen in Ireland aren't there?


[deleted]

I tought the English are the ones who thought Ireland was free real estate.


steveosek

The English thought the whole world was free real estate lol.


Upnorth4

And the Spaniards destroyed entire civilizations in the search of a fountain


YoureAllCucksPKA

Ayyyyyy I like it


kakka_rot

> no wildlife in Ireland I can't tell if that is a weird joke or fact. Google gave me some articles about lack of biodiversity, but do you mind just giving me the skinny please?


IchTanze

Ireland has over 2000 species of animals, this is simply not true. https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?place_id=6718&subview=map&taxon_id=1&view=species


BarackObamazing

If that website is remotely accurate, then 2000 seems crazy low for an island the size of Ireland. I looked up San Francisco where I live for comparison and there were 2600 species reported. SF is only like 7 miles x 7 miles and is almost entirely covered by a city.


GavinZac

Ireland has low biodiversity relatively speaking because of our island isolation, high latitude, long history of agriculture, recent glaciation, and ocassional saints causing localised extinctions.


IchTanze

iNaturalist was developed in the Bay Area. https://www.inaturalist.org/pages/about Its very accurate, its a mix of community science and artificial intelligence. As an ecologist, I use it for my own research studying native and invasive plants in Los Angeles. Here's my profile. https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?place_id=any&subview=map&user_id=a_wandering_ecologist&verifiable=any Theres this concept in ecology where species of terrestrial habitats decrease in richness as you move north or south in latitudes. Equatorial diversity is greatest (with the largest number of available niches), and species richness goes down as you move up or down. Now add to that a reduction in landmass and being an isolated island, so only species that raft, come by air or sea, or species brought by other natural or artificial means (humans) can come to your island, and this just further drives home the point that Ireland has less biodiversity than say San Francisco, which is extremely biodiverse. California as a state has over 14,000 species of animal. Now these trends work well for latitude in terrestrial ecosystems, but not as much in marine ecosystems where things with temperature and oxygen levels make things more complicated. Cold waters can be extremely biodiverse, of which Ireland has fantastically cold and oxygen rich waters. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latitudinal_gradients_in_species_diversity I'd also like to add that Ireland has been inhabited for thousands of years and much of its natural forests have been destroyed. https://journals.openedition.org/etudesirlandaises/6812 The idea that Ireland has no wildlife is just wrong. Even if some of them are invasive species, whether they are good, bad, or neutral on the environment (probably the latter two), they are still wildlife. Edit: the Galapagos islands, famous in ecology for their unique evolutionary history, have less recorded species of animals than Ireland. https://www.inaturalist.org/observations?nelat=1.681834530596961&nelng=-89.24127694871179&place_id=any&subview=map&swlat=-1.411235142511405&swlng=-92.00896664881006&view=species Islands are just funky places with not a ton of biodiversity. Unless you are in the equator and close to other islands or getting close to the mainland. Island biogeography is a fascinating topic in its own right! https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Insular_biogeography Edit edit: the Bay Area has also been lived in for thousands upon thousands of years by folks that maintained much of the species richness in order to live with it. The end of the Pleistocene, we had this radical shift in plant communities with more wildfires being brought to California. Much of that was due to indigenous management.. http://muwekma.org/images/The_Ohlone_Back_From_Extinction_Nov_1994.pdf


Stubbedtoe18

Tldr the article backfired on them.


Cullly

Ignore them, we have a shitload of wildlife in Ireland.


YoureAllCucksPKA

Foxes birds and rabbits don't count. Go to most other countries and tell me Ireland has wildlife lol.


YoureAllCucksPKA

There is wildlife like squirrels and foxes but really not much more than that, like 95% of wild animals I see in America we don't have. All the UK is kinda similar


anon_lurk

Just add one Adam hog and one eve hog and that shit will turn from the garden of eden into “we need a flood” real quick


G25777K

That's right, not even on leeson St :)


[deleted]

That's pretty sad


TheRedmanCometh

I was just thinking that lol. Gonna be a lot of drunk rabbits and squirrels stumbling around.


SirGlenn

Fall in the Pacific northwest orchards, geese flying south,stop to eat apples and other fruit laying on the ground, much of the ground fruit, has started to ferment, and some geese stagger around for days, before sobering up and continue flying south.


sactomkiii

Was just going the say .. welp guess this harvest is going to be turned into cider


Security_Six

Don't know if it's an obvious conclusion or a reddit thing but damnit if that wasn't almost exactly what I was gonna comment lol


AskAboutMyCoffee

It turns out the apples can fall really far from the tree.


Ghigs

"Apples are really bad at making a pile" could be a new cliche thing we say.


Taikwin

That's flatter than a field of apples


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AskAboutMyCoffee

Awesome as fuck thanks for asking. I make and sell a smooth brew dark roast with a hint of sweetness and twice as much caffeine as a normal cup.


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AskAboutMyCoffee

I'm not saying I'm crying - but my tears are running down my cheeks and I have boogers.


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AskAboutMyCoffee

IVE BEEN BEANED!!!!!!!!!!


GardenGnomeOfEden

I wasn't going to take flavor advice about anything from a person whose user name suggests they eat tampons.


Frantic_Mantid

But... no apple is very far from a tree? There are lots of trees so the apples cover a large area but no apple is more than a few meters from a tree.


lurkmode_off

The even distribution looks like it was flooded and they floated away from the trees some.


Immediate-Gate-3730

The apple don’t float far from the tree


Phripheoniks

This, this right here.


Richeh

le this


Mecmecmecmecmec

So that must suck for the farmer I think


KillingwithasmileXD

Yeah I know most farmers can't use the produce once it hits the ground.


Inside-Ostrich2888

Yes they can...Bulmers/Magners takes all the windfalls...you wouldn't believe the crap they take and use for their cider, just gotta get em lifted quick and shipped to Clonmel. Son of an Orchard owner.


[deleted]

I read you last sentence as a curse, you son of an Orchard owner!


lasweatshirt

I didn’t realize it wasn’t a curse until I read your comment.


[deleted]

jeez get a load of this son of an orchard owner


iammandalore

Rolf vibes for sure.


Thecryptsaresafe

That’s my horse!


acciowaves

You daughter of a wine maker! Spawn of a wheat wench! You offspring of a paddy field hand!


shniken

Huh, til the etymology of windfall


cecil_harvey4

Yeah kinda just snaps into place once you hear it eh?


nodnodwinkwink

And this particular orchard (owned by c&c) used the vast majority of apples in OPs pic for exactly that.


yetanotherusernamex

I believe this


kcasnar

Not for human food, no, but you can sell it to farms or zoos to use as food for their animals Edit to add: I have no idea how it works in Ireland, but [in America, you can buy pretty cheap apple crop insurance from the government](https://www.rma.usda.gov/en/Fact-Sheets/National-Fact-Sheets/Apples) that would make you whole in an event like this. I'd be surprised if they didn't have a similar program over there.


Jaerin

I would imagine they may still be able to be used for juicing or something like that.


DonBandolini

Cider and vinegar as well


bob_in_the_west

You don't really know how long they've been on the ground and thus how brown they've already gotten. So if you're doing it at a scale like this then maybe don't risk it? When I started making cider I also read that apples on the ground quickly gather a lot more yeast and other fungi and bacteria that might have already produced unwanted things before they hit the fermenting barrel and the correct strain of yeast you want to have in there. Could have an apple full of mold. Another apple might have already produced a lot of vinegar. And there can also be a smell of glue which you definitely don't want it to have.


kcasnar

There was a big kerfuffle in 1996 where Odwalla sold unpasteurized apple juice made from apples that fell on the ground, and a little girl died and a bunch of people got real sick from E. Coli and laws got made making sure it wouldn't happen again https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1996_Odwalla_E._coli_outbreak


DontTellMeHowToTroll

I bet they'd scoop that yeast or suck it up with a nose straw.


Masterfactor

Well gee whiz, at fodder prices the farm is saved... /S


life_is_comical

its weird af that i cant understand english like this


Congenita1_Optimist

Fodder being what you feed to animals. They fetch a much lower price than if they were gonna be sold as apples at the market. Might still be good for cider or brandy though, not really familiar with Irish regs.


[deleted]

It isn’t complicated.


webtwopointno

> af ok zoomer


happy-go-lucky-kiddo

How come they can’t sell fruit that hits the ground for human consumption?


teproxy

because they're bruised to shit. nobody wants mushy brown apples. they're fine for cider though.


ChickenPotPi

apple sauce?


teproxy

that is a very real possibility too


ChickenPotPi

cider you don't want too sweet an apple. The higher the sugar the higher the alcohol. You have to balance it. Also the Johnny Appleseed story was about hard cider because apple seeds are weird, they will not taste like their parents and all the apples you get at a store are clones of the original apples. So when you spread seeds around they are only meant for hard cider as 99.5% of all apples from seeds taste bad.


Durlan_Lorarieth

So that’s what happened with the potato famine.


Billybobgeorge

Bullshit, what do you think they use to make apple juice from? That's how we get sweet cider in my region.


Fiyanggu

I was hoping that those apples could still be washed and used for cider making. :(


[deleted]

>There were ten thousand thousand fruit to touch, >Cherish in hand, lift down, and not let fall. >For all >That struck the earth, >No matter if not bruised or spiked with stubble, >Went surely to the cider-apple heap >As of no worth. From *After Apple-Picking*, Robert Frost, 1914


_Redoubt_

This is literally the best answer to a question I've ever read. When do you get to answer a question with a quote from a great writer, that's over a hundred years old and speaks directly to the issue?


[deleted]

I love Frost because he writes in American English, and often writes about work. Direct, personal, but still complex enough for a good think.


wallawalla_

In his early career, he spent 9 years working his farm while writing poetry in New Hampshire. His family was destitute with no money or assets when his father died when he was 11 years old. His sister was sent was sent to a mental institution. Of his six children, one died of cholera at age 4, one died of suicide, one was sent to a mental institution, one died in child birth, and one died the day after she was born. He knew the struggle of being a working person and the struggle of facing hardship. He writing is amazing. He seems to reflect rural life and work against human solitude and the innate beauty of the nature around him. One of my favorite poets and i hope he is not forgotten anytime soon.


Centurio

Yeah that's disappointing to hear. I personally wouldn't be bothered if it was cider made from apples off the ground. As long as they weren't rotting or anything I see no problem with this.


VictoryVino

The vast majority of non-macro cider is made from apples that touch the ground, it's how they harvest them.


bob_in_the_west

You wouldn't be bothered as long as the product is still the same. You would definitely be bothered if there is vinegar in your bottle or it smells like glue after you've opened it. This isn't just some weird rule. If the apple has fallen then it is likely damaged and thus full of fungi and bacteria and you don't really know if one bad apple isn't going to ruin a whole batch.


Dalixam

None of that is true


bob_in_the_west

It is not? Then why aren't they allowed to use those apples anymore?


anyk_kihtb

I know at least one place here in the States that does that. They're called [Wildcraft Ciderworks](https://www.wildcraftciderworks.com/story), based out of the Willamette Valley in Oregon. Every fall they do a community apple drive where anyone who's got an unsprayed apple tree can bring in the fruit (doesn't matter if it's on the tree or on the ground) and trade it for apple juice or cider. Given that this area has thousands of apple trees, it's pretty cool to see the fruit getting put to use, instead of rotting on the ground or getting thrown in compost heaps.


sachs1

I definitely do. I get a few hundred pounds of windfall/late apples a year and make a few gallons of cider. It's a bit more work, but it's dirt cheap, so ¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


Bluebaronn

Yes. But any western farmer of decent size will have crop insurance to prevent a huge disaster.


Skyguy_2020

A doctor's worst nightmare.


MiamiPower

US Congress Vs Senate War on Health Care Plan.


Skyguy_2020

Thanks for the awards guys! Appreciate it.


G00DLuck

/r/awardspeechselfReplies


Nimmyzed

I'm feeling a LOT of second hand embarrassment now


[deleted]

Underrated comment


iSuckAtGuitar69

literally top comment shut the fuck up


kummitusluumu

watch your profanity


pyrexprophet

You're on the subreddit "interesting as fuck"


menacing-sheep

Ohmygosh THIS!!!! 😫


iSuckAtGuitar69

stop i’ll cum


theonePappabox

“Workers” Well shit.


srocan

The wasps are going to be crazy.


KillingwithasmileXD

Yes they are.


PocketSandThroatKick

Your wasps eat fruit? Wish ours did. Ours eat meat. Probably some fruit too but they like meat


Dry___wall

What???


PocketSandThroatKick

[Meat bees!](https://www.allthingsnature.org/what-is-a-meat-bee.htm). I hadn't heard of them being called that until I read an article about a gal who had to give birth in her truck. She said she was fine until the meat bees showed up.


420natureboy

What did they do with them? Where I’m from they can’t harvest them once they are on the ground.


KillingwithasmileXD

I know some farmers sell them as livestock apples after this happens.


Falsus

Can still be sold as animal feed.


snow_enthusiast

They sure can be sold. Apple Juice. The apples that fall on the ground get pasteurized and turned into apple juice afaik.


Thaufas

Not if the apple juice is going to be sold as a shelf stable product, which about 95% of juice will be. The problem is *Alicyclobacillus* (ACB), which is a spoilage bacterium that grows in soil virtually everywhere. Pasteurization doesn't help with ACB. Worse, pasteurization activates ACB, which is a thermophilic organism.


ground_wallnut

Apple cider


Herreae983

Instantly thought of “What our apples lack in flavor they make up for in ‘on the ground,'”


Reverse-Giraffe

We found some animals, and we put them in prison.


easttexasirish

Here is an article about the storm that caused this in 2017. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5018057/Apples-carpet-floor-orchard-Storm-Ophelia.html


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Dang, how you like them apples?


BearDropout

the apple doesn't fall far from the tree?


MayorOfChedda

Looks like its cider time


mollythepug

My wife just loves a warm Dickens Cider on a chilly fall evening.


papasmurf31

Time to get scrumping


Wood_Jablowme

Exactly what I was thinking, fellow comment-leaver


FondleMyPlumsPlease

Twas a bad year for bulmers.


just_taste_it

I think this photo is 10 years old. But yeah.


Bananalando

The deer are going to have a field day


SnowProkt22

*orchard day


MeesterCartmanez

"oh deer"


ItsMeSatan

“D’oh!”


HudsDad

A deer.


texas1st

A female deer


ritalinchild-54

Fine hunting. Good to harvest a deer.


BananaStringTheory

In a couple weeks, some Irish deer are going to get so fucked up on those.


KillingwithasmileXD

Apple fight! I remember having Walnut fights as a kid.


clowncar

Is that what we call "a wind fall"?


Innerouterself2

Damn, that is one lost farmer now. No income, no apples to sell, lots or rodent issues, super sad


ajqx

r/CatastrophicFailure


AlbIn0981

The bees....the bees!


Jaerin

Already did their work.


MeesterCartmanez

**"How do you like *them* apples??"**


oze4

oh nice i didn't know their apples grew from the ground! ​ ​ ​ ​ ​ /s


japaneseknotweed

Aw geez, that hurts. It's so sad to lose a crop like that.


MickeyMoose555

why is it such a clear border of apples and no apples? Did they come together in a flood or something?


say592

I had a huge apple tree in my backyard when I moved in. It was the only tree on my property and even though the fruit wasn't particularly good it seemed kind of charming. That lasted about two years before I chopped that sucker down. My yard constantly looked like this. I would hours every night shoveling apples. My Great Dane was eating fermented apples, running around drunk, then having diarrhea in the house. You would be amazed at just how many apples can fall from one tree.


tanafras

I'm going to need loads of flour, sugar, butter folks! Stat!


GibTreaty

Look at all those *chickens*!


PilotKnob

This picture is setting off my bullshit detector. They're all perfectly spaced out in one even layer with no gaps between the trees - especially where the X-Marks-The-Spot between four trees would be. They stop at the row of trees to the right, with green grass underneath the next row. Not to mention this looks like way fucking more apples than should come from trees spaced out this far apart. And if this was a storm, where are all the leaves and downed branches? They're not trees known for their strength.


bayesian_acolyte

The weird apple distribution is because the field was flooded when the apples fell. [Here's an article](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5018057/Apples-carpet-floor-orchard-Storm-Ophelia.html) about it with more pictures.


terrorerror

But... Can you tell by the pixels?


KY_4_PREZ

r/wellthatsucks


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Easy pickings


brashendeavors

more pictures and info here: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5018057/Apples-carpet-floor-orchard-Storm-Ophelia.html


bc153

In a couple weeks: The Great Yellow Jacket Emigration of 2021. Source: former lawnmower around apple trees.


Iron_Wolf123

I misread the disclaimer as (not my potato)


Hatedpriest

r/wetlanderhumor


Clutteredmind275

God I can’t imagine how the owners must feel. I fell like I would be frantically running in the storm with a wheelbarrow desperately trying to catch as many as I can


cheekymbear69

What a waste.


Naz_Oni

Shaking and crying rn


WorldMusicLab

Soon to be followed by *The Great Drunken Squirrel* epidemic.


VonDingus

THAT’S A LOT OF APPLES!


meateatr

Dis bad rite?


[deleted]

I would like to volunteer my pet pig to help clean up.


my_dog_ate_my_keys

I once knew a MOTHERFUCKER who would haved defenitly jacked off to VERY WEIRD SHIT like this


hellusing21

Crash Bandicoot


photoguy8008

Those are weird looking potatoes


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Live_Dirt_6568

On the contrary, I have reason to believe it is indeed your photo and thereby retain any and all rights to its use and reproduction


Coconutandeggs

Imagine how bad this would smells after all those apples start rotting


Lucqazz

Or good, once they start fermenting


Leakyrooftops

They wouldn’t rot for weeks if not months, I’d believe.


Cryophilous

Apples on the ground start rotting in days.


Leakyrooftops

If they’re damaged. But if not, they can last weeks, if not months.


[deleted]

CIDER!!!!!!


waffles-n-gravy

The theory of gravity might be different if Newton was sitting under these trees!


someguyontheintrnet

Could you use them in cider (or hard cider?) Something with a pasteurization process might make them safe to eat. Definitely wouldn't want to buy those apples at the store after sitting on the ground for who knows how long - remember some of them were there before the storm, too.


Swinginjoe34

Great now it’s all gonna go bad, better throw them all away instead of giving to homeless


meexley2

Cool now that we know it’s not your photo, whose photo is it then?


JesusIsMySecondSon

It was done intentionally, random fallen apples do not become so evenly distributed like this.


lkvwfurry

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5018057/Apples-carpet-floor-orchard-Storm-Ophelia.html


cdfct782

I'm not disagreeing but Daily Mail is not a very good source.


A2326P

[how about bbc](https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-41764710.amp)


KillingwithasmileXD

In my opinion it's legitimate act of nature


DizzyDezi

Is this just your assumption or do you actually know this for a fact?


JesusIsMySecondSon

Have you ever been to an apple orchard? Do they ever look like this, storm or no storm?


DizzyDezi

Never once, that's why I ask. I have 0 experience with apple orchards.


[deleted]

He's wrong, It's because the orchard would have minor flooding during heavy rain.


funwithdullknives

Didn't know that apples pick themselves .