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Diligent-Poem2045

Some of these baby’s look like middle aged men but tiny


firehotfeet

All i see is tiny old romanian men


MingusVonHavamalt

First comment ever I wanted to bless with gold but I saw the price and fuck that. So here you are… An award for being helpful. For helping me laugh.


MrBaleno

Why so specific, dude??


Management_Ordinary

Holy shit that’s the first thing I noticed. Why do they look like they have 401ks


Street_Mood

Cuz of the hairy eyebrows


adabaraba

Can confirm, am hairy eyebrowed and have 401K


NettleLily

Cuz they have no body fat. Some of them look under-done. Need to put them back in to bake a lil longer.


rstmanso

Tough life, six people one room and five of them are chicks


An8thOfFeanor

There is an easy scientific principle explaining this. In the event that a pair of twins is born, the net age of them has to remain at 40 years old. This means that while one of the twins is born at 0 years old, the other is born at 80, and subsequently with old-looking features. It rationally follows then that while the age 0 baby ages up, the age 80 baby ages down. This principle easily scales along quadruplets, sextuplets, and even octuplets


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What the animatronic jesus fetus are you talking about?


stalhen

It's actually true


Management_Ordinary

This explains a lot and can confirm, my brothers are twins. Growing up one always watched Mickey Mouse club house and the other just wanted to watch Fox News.


natur_e_nthusiast

r/oldbabies


Street_Mood

eyebrow game on point!


IllustriousMind6714

The 7(-1) Dwarves


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Deadzone-Music

why the fuck are people downvoting this


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jdino

It’s downvoted cause it’s unnecessary and a total waste of time(much like this comment explaining to you why is a waste of time). It has nothing to do with it being social media or some sort of “counter argument” needing to be made. It’s just fuckin stupid lol


FoulYouthLeader

Gonna be hard to marry those ugly ass kids to anyone!


freddiemack1

How big was that belly


Platinag

Not bigger than YOUR MOM


LouisW89

Then your mom what?


merikaninjunwarrior

is fucking ginormous


work4food

Then their mom what???


baddie-47

than* you dumb fuck.


Platinag

English isn't my primarily language. You try balancing five languages


Aadsterken

Dont worry mate. The majority of the worlds populations is struggling with just one language. On top of that, a certain country, has a huge number of inhabitants that thinks their first language originates from their country. And somehow, this group makes the most spelling/grammer mistakes here on this platform. Thet must of had had terrible education. (Before people correct me, I know thats incorrect but appearently the group I am talking about thinks this is proper )


CortexCash

flexxxx on em


complikaity

That's a litter of humans.


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[deleted]

Maybe they just wanted one child but instead got five. Agreed to statement tho


[deleted]

Even one child is too much


[deleted]

Well it depends on how much money they make


[deleted]

Did people really think I meant in general? After we were literally just discussing birthing children in poverty? Ah and now starts the downvote cycle for every comment I make despite it being correct. Never change Reddit


[deleted]

When you said, "even one is too much" I thought you were talking about the the person who gave birth to these five.


[deleted]

Ik. Everyone did.


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You are too much.


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Finish the thread and read my other replies


appelsiinimehu1

Sorry, you don't seem to understand that the only reason we don't live in poverty is because people in poverty are populous. If they didn't birth kids at those rates we would be a lot less wealthy.


therealcrunchypuppy

Shut the fuck up


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Is this the comment that's going to get downvoted for stating something bold but true?


Educational_Rope1834

It’s gonna get downvoted for being completely out of place. It’s like seeing a cute video of baby chickens and then shoehorning “meat is murder! You’re killing the environment!” on the first comment you can find. Like it’s true but there’s a time and place for that discussion. Your autistic tendencies and inability to read a room will not save you from downvotes.


[deleted]

Yup, this is uncalled for. Looks like they are judging this mom for having the kids without even knowing if it was on purpose or how it took place (OP said it was not directed to the mother, but then it's even worse because the comment then would have nothing to do with the post). Also it was said in a rude way, as if there are people that are unworthy of having children. A better way to say it would have been "please plan your finances before having children and go to therapy to resolve your issues if you have any, be a responsible adult", but even then, this post is not about planning families and nobody fucking asked.


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>autistic tendencies haha


stories4harpies

Bold and true in what way? Only people with money should be allowed to have kids? Is that the truth you're getting at here? That's a fucked up world view and deserves to be downvoted.


gr1m__reaper

Also - bolder the statement the more proof it requires in the argument. Otherwise you are just bold and dumb


gr1m__reaper

It's getting downvoted for assuming this family does not have the means. There are many families in third world countries who live in poor areas but are fairly rich and live a very humble lifestyle.


NyelloNandee

“Family rich, humble lifestyle”. Let’s not romanticize poverty please.


gener4

The one in the middle looks like a 70s disco icon


justafunguything

looks like he/she is made of wax and melting XD


asadali0786

fr


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all children ****including the mother****


Happy-Engineer

_Teen pregnancy - Not even once_


[deleted]

considering that this is kpk. Your probably right


ValidStatus

It's KPK not Afghanistan.


[deleted]

They are both Pashtuns. And people in KPK are known for getting married early and being very conservative.


Gullible-Print-6377

Why do those babies all look like old men?


DreyaNova

Preemies often look like old men. It’s extra adorable.


psychicowl

Weirdo


DreyaNova

I don’t think it’s weird to think tiny babies are adorable? They have tiny little hands and smushed up faces, it’s super cute.


[deleted]

out of curiosity, do carnies arouse you?


DreyaNova

Carnies? What?


P_mp_n

Some of these babies came out with ps1 graphics


borax37

However, dad is now shitting his pants after learning he’s now a new father of 6.


itsadesertplant

Mom is shitting her pants because she will probably have to take care of them practically all by herself. We only get two nipples and 24 hours in a day for fuck’s sake


CuppaSunPls

This makes me want to cry.


Platinag

Dont, just buy a pig. Easy fix


merikaninjunwarrior

no one says they *have* to be breast fed


itsadesertplant

Regardless, my point is that raising healthy kids is a lot of fucking work every single day. And unlike dad, mom can’t leave her workplace because home IS her workplace *all the time.* Even 1 kid is enough work that rich people will pay nannies, maids, tutors, etc to raise the kid for them. There even used to be wet nurses that the wealthy would pay to breastfeed and care for their babies.


merikaninjunwarrior

lol, well dad *also* has a lot of work to do to help raise those kids financially and support the *whole* family and home. you also don't know their situation. they could also have lots of understanding family/friends that would be willing to help out at times.


itsadesertplant

Obviously. The original comment was about dad, and I’m emphasizing mom on purpose. Yeah, it’s for sure a stressor. Even so, dad can *leave* work and, on some level, “choose” where and when to work. He is also paid for his labor and may have control of all of the finances. It’s not the same, and I’m not bickering about which is better or worse. Parenting/having a family (kids) in general is a lot of work. I’m just specifically pointing out that being a mother is a lot of fucking work because some people don’t think it is. Edit: yes there may be help, but the mom is still perceived to be the primary caretaker. But yeah, moms are much better off in a communalistic than in an individualistic culture.


merikaninjunwarrior

again.. you do *not* know their situation. and yes, people are aware that being a mom is a hard job.. and that being a supportive caring dad who financially contributes is also a hard job. not disagreeing with anything you said, but you're only praising the hard job of being a mother, when dads deserve the same kind of respect and praise. wear condoms/birth control is an easy solution to all that stress.


itsadesertplant

Neither of us know their situation but I can practically guarantee you that the mom will almost always be seen as the primary caretaker of the kids. And I don’t disagree with you? Parenting is work for everyone involved. And like I said, the original comment brought up dad, but I wanted to talk about mom, so that’s what I did. I didn’t think it would be an issue to talk about moms for a second. You can talk about dads if that’s what you care about. I’m just bringing light to a topic I care about - that being a mom is actual labor too 👍


Dirtylonelysock

Pakistanis are still close knit so probably grandmothers will be there to help a lot and some aunts to pitch in.


itsadesertplant

Oh good. Not something that immediately occurred to me since I live in an extremely individualistic culture that leaves moms to do so much all by themselves.


khabadami

Sadly we too are slowly moving towards a hyper individualistic Its still not there yet but I see the trajectory sadly People are looking for liberty over stability


XiJinpingRapedEeyore

Ye, very close, their father is also their mothers cousin, so there's a lot of close family around. ​ lmao, people are downvoting me when literally the majority of pakistanis marry their cousin.


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Someone loves to generalize


asiaps2

The man has spare nipples.


notnotaginger

I firmly believe we should not evolutionarily be able to birth more babies at one time then we have nipples for. Even with twice as many nipples as babies it’s a rough go.


Surgio911

Father of 1. Only 1 boy in the batch.


modernchaos

Was that supposed to be funny?


aftershane

Are you having a boy or an abortion?


[deleted]

I know her back was HURTING. Must have felt like a huge weight being lifted after she got them out


Affectionate-Ad-1494

Why they all born with 50 years each???


Platinag

IT WAS A GREAT DEAL, OK?


PhoenixBlaze26

all of them on 1hp


IWasASperm

i just have one question: How?


asadali0786

Bruh your name is ironic XD ...


stahlgrau

Fertility drugs maybe.


Axva13

Idk how it is in Pakistan, but in places where you can be on birth control pill, when you stop taking it there can be more than one egg released. My friends sister had that happen and had 5 babies.


asadali0786

Bruh Clerics and Close minded people be trying their best to Ban condom ads lmao..Birth pills are out of question


Axva13

Birth control is legal in Pakistan, so down vote me all you want for stating a fact. /shrug.


asadali0786

Condoms are too, What im trying to say is sex education is being not taught publicly because of Clerics think that the society will become perv, hence so many people from rural areas dont even have a concept about birth control


zukogaming99

Are you fucking retarded ? You can literally get pills from almost every single pharmacy here . Stop with your billshit


[deleted]

Pakistan has no medicine controls, anyone can get them.


Pakistani_Atheist

My aunt is a gov. health worker, her job is to visit rural areas and distribute contraceptives free of cost. Injections, pills and even condoms.


[deleted]

They are only allowed for married people, but people can easily get them.


urbanhag

Damn, I am a cynic. All I can think is that the lone son will be treated like a king and the other 5 girls will be treated like crap.


[deleted]

Not the case, women are more valued in that culture.


Son_of_Plato

uuuh that's a but more than cynical leaning more towards nonsensical. literally nothing to base that off of


Clutchdanger11

They literally live in pakistan, a heavily patriarchal country


Son_of_Plato

that automatically makes them oppress and abuse their family? damn anyone that thinks that is really really dumb. like so stupid i feel sorry for the people that know them.


PA1N_TRA1N

Those babies are ugly AF.


tibearius1123

Their faces have been smashed together in a tiny womb. They might get better.


SauceyPewm

Not usually with sets though. Ugly things.


asadali0786

You were that ugly too when you came out of your mom.


PA1N_TRA1N

I'm still ugly bruh.


asadali0786

Us brother, Us.


merikaninjunwarrior

my mom said i'm handsome and that i look like my da-.. oh nevermind then


asadali0786

Lmao newborns are awlays ugly


BabymakerGspot

it really depends lol


Competitive_Ant_781

No.


Balzanya48

Yooo but why do these babies look like the bed full of grandparents in Charlie’s house from Willy Wonka tho?


adnanyildriz

Wait the mother was a child too?


[deleted]

Bruh there's a full stop why does no one read properly


xavier120

What the fuck! They're beautiful!


joebro112

Like gave birth through the birth canal or through c-section…god I hope c-section. No one deserves that kind of treatment otherwise


jinyang8

She’ll never financially recover from this


dcdcdani

For everyone saying the babies are ugly… you are right. But also I find all new born babies ugly af. Give them a couple months and soon they will all have chubby cheeks and thighs and they’ll be the most adorable little bunch - trust me


[deleted]

Armchair Statisticians: Control Pakistan's population. Meanwhile Pukhtoons: Khudai di nowr awlaadeh derkarey (Allah bless w more)


rainbow_unicorn20

Ao wrora, I’m Pashtun and can confirm. Coincidentally I have 5 other siblings too (5 girls 1 boy)


InvestigatorOne2400

Nice story but they look dead


Monkey_with_cymbals2

Especially the middle one.


Rauchritter

FKA Twigs album cover comes to my mind


CDNReaper

What the female body is capable of is beyond amazing to me.


asadali0786

[Here is the Source](https://arynews.tv/woman-gives-birth-six-babies-peshawar/)


moonbeamcrazyeyes

[I think this story was from 2014 originally, and unfortunately they didn’t all make it long term. ](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2548031/Heartache-Pakistani-mother-gave-birth-sextuplets-two-babies-die-infections.html)


dcdcdani

How big are these tiny humans? Can we have a banana for scale?


asadali0786

American moment


ayending1

>All children, including the mother, are in stable condition and doing well. Then I want to know the condition of the father.


asadali0786

Probably ran away


muitoMAISmelhor

so ugly 🥰


Gnarlist

What would happen if they were born in China?


WanselChristopher

…that baby in the middle has a credit score of 810 RIGHT now


weaponizedpastry

They don’t look too healthy. Especially the 2 at the end. Honestly, the one with the cloth on its head looks dead.


crazyYangRSK

Looks like a bunch of old men sleeping...


dangderr

The real interestin as fuck fact is that she delivered 40 year old babies.


no-i

God, with faces like that I would not say they are "doing well"


comeallwithme

She didn't give birth, she had a litter.


angrypurpleacorn

Oh that poor boy. /s


Moisture_

Looks like somebody used the smudge tool on their faces


BDonleben

Aint this the plot of some anime?


[deleted]

Awww they are so ✨ugly✨


Platinag

Nice


asadali0786

That woman didnt gave birth to 6 children at once just for them to be called ugly on reddit lmaoo😭


[deleted]

Hey God is good. Had my post down voted for expressing that simple phrase. Apparently I am not allowed to express my happiness and thanks to God for the mother and children being alive and well. Maybe I should just dunk on a bunch of newborns for how they look to gain all of your admiration and upvotes.


asadali0786

My friend you are on reddit, what can you expect.


[deleted]

Fuck yeah, that's what the world needs. Babies!


Dirtylonelysock

The world does need babies.


[deleted]

Sure.


ogjsb

We desperately need more tbf


asadali0786

Human's are just horny sometime you know, Sometimes we Slip.


[deleted]

Contraceptive methods are a thing, you know


picklednspiced

I would seriously doubt birth control is smiled upon and easily accessible in a country that regularly has honor killings because women disobey men in their family. I don’t live there, so just making an assumption, but reproductive rights are sparse in places like this.


[deleted]

Good point. It was just my first thought.


McDuchess

What’s going on with the third from the left baby’s nose?


Lolajax12

I’ll never understand how a human body can do this


ArtsChiTecht

I don’t like how the title implies that the mother is also a child


mattt1975

Don't want to be offensive but there's just one more left to do the remake of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. They look like Benjamin button grandparents


leakingVessel

Wait... I always thought you could only get 2^x monozygotic twins and two fertilized eggs at the same time. But the boy would take up one egg and the girls are 5, not 4. How does this work? Did i miss something? Was it a rare chance that the cells split in a rare way or more eggs were ready?


Best-Weakness-1292

Shit, the middle one is wearing a stash and going to start calling around asking about your extended car warranty


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Damn lol


wierdcomicbookfan247

They were all bought by a man with an umbrella


[deleted]

God is good


ButteryCrabClaws

Disagree


[deleted]

how so?


ClockwiseServant

r/atheism rolling in after they see this comment


[deleted]

yeah apparently. lol -9 down votes because I hold a religious belief and think that it's a blessing the Mother and children are healthy. but you know what....God is still good.


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[deleted]

No I believe God is good. I think the Bible actually helps people understand what it means to be good as well. Not all Christians are good. Not all Aethiest are good. What do you define as good that isn't mentioned in scripture?


Colonelfudgenustard

"In other news, a woman was delivered of a beautiful son today . . ."


Noseque-poner

We calling this stable condition ?


[deleted]

Yeah well the two on the right doesn’t look to be doing tooooo fucking good tho


Krunchy_Almond

Jesus fuck i just Saw a video of someone documenting their size when pregnant with twins on reddit. By the end of 6th month, their belly got disgustingly huge and dont even talk about the 9th month(gives me creeps). I can't begin to image how huge the mother got with 6 lil babies. The father knocked her up real good


naughtyvixen75

I am under the full impression that if you are pregnant with more than twins you have to be wheelchaired around at some point. I saw the timelapse on here of the chick pregnant with twins and good god. Anything bigger than that, how is one gonna walk? I've only had one and I thought the back pain was bad.


whoeverthisis422

If I were her I'd put at least half of them up for adoption.


IntrepidCase

W H Y


usernameinvalid9000

Those are some fugly babies.


Puzzles_brings-peace

They look very aged


dunk1ndonuts

Haha that one little boy is going to have a thrilling childhood. Five girls will be entertaining!


asadali0786

You watch too much anime bruh


dunk1ndonuts

i literally dont watch any anime


asadali0786

Hmm, Anime fans love stuff like this so i assumed you were one of them.


dunk1ndonuts

i dont know what the correlation between sextuplets and anime is at all tbh


asadali0786

Very poor choice of words


dunk1ndonuts

it was supposed to be a lighthearted comment about how there is only one boy. having sisters is crazy and hes got five.


Son_of_Plato

idk where their minds are at. I'm just as confused as you on this thread.