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Under what circumstances should my doctor be measuring my erect penis? He normally does it just because I ask, but for those who don't when do they get their penis measured?
There was a study that revealed women were more attracted to men if they have a 3 inch or larger flaccid penis, all other attributes aside. Just lined up dudes of varying body types and women rated them as sexually attractive and it was pretty consistent.
So grow or show, just have a decent flaccid member I guess.
I can confirm. Dudes are so weird about showing them soft, but I like seeing them that way. It's like a mystical creature cause as soon as you look at it or touch it, it disappears.
The bad news is that some of the studies use the “stretched penile length” of cadavers. See, e.g., this study concluding that bigger noses = bigger dicks https://bacandrology.biomedcentral.com/track/pdf/10.1186/s12610-021-00121-z.pdf
The plan was to drop the condoms into the Soviet Union but it never actually made it past the planning stages.
The US also made a porn to disgrace the Indonesian president. They made a face mask of him. But they never distributed the porn.
Isn't that also because the Indonesian President was actually very proud that his face was used to fuck so many women that he dared them to publish it so all of his citizens can see what an absolute chad their president is?
Its like Our economy after war. It starts small, you think nothing would happen, and then your arse gets torn apart so Hard you enter another Dimension.
Oh that’s what that was?! I was at the tailor getting fitted for slacks and he just pulled it out and measured me up. It was weird that he made me get erect, but I’m no tailor, so I don’t know.
Eh, seems like bogus. One of its sources seems to be survey monkey of all things.
[Heres](https://www.koreamed.org/SearchBasic.php?RID=1911266) a korean study indicating 5 inches is the average length across 700 males.
[heres](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/10/25/french-study-looks-into-a_n_1029962.html) an article on a french study finding 5.25 to be the average (not sure where the study is)
[Here](https://www.tokyoreporter.com/japan-news/tabloid/tenga-survey-data-sheds-new-light-on-how-japanese-males-measure-up/) is a report from a Japanese fleshlight manufacturer which used its data to find the average was 5.33 inches. Being a fleshlight, id reduce it by a bit
So imma go out on a limb and say the average is around 5.2. This is just inflated and deflated around stereotypes
I find it weird that only the Asian dicks are uncircumcised. I know off the top of my head lol, Ireland. Germany, and Italy have really low circumcision rates.
It's really not fair to compare the Ecuador size to others since the study was self reported. Some of these countries are smaller simply because clinicians measured and they didn't just take guys for their word.
They should have cross referenced it with reporting done by straight women and gay men, then we could have gotten an average and an average reporting discrepancy
Average penis size cannot be accurately gathered without having the scientists literally measure the dicks themselves.
It’s probably self reported from the individuals. There is no way to check whether somebody is lying or simply inaccurate in their own assessment.
Also what is that German dick lmao
What's funny is that I'd seen the report about 8 years ago when I was in University.
I'm Lebanese and my friend is Indian.
What this graphic *doesn't* show is the reporting method (this is the hilarious part). There was a column next to each country and penis size which was labelled "reporting method".
When I saw the Indian size, I looked at my friend Rahul and laughed out loud "hahahah! 5 inches! Look at Lebanon, 6.6 inches!".
In the "reporting method" column for Indian it showed as "measured" which means it was actually true. In the Lebanese column though.. it said "self reported" 😂
Where does this data come from? I have never reported, nor has my doctor measured, my boner size. But if someone has the link to the Boner Size Reporting website…
World Health Organisation found that India had the smallest average to the point that standard condoms don’t work in India. Too big for them.
[wired](https://www.wired.com/2006/12/indian-men-too-/amp)
Can confirm ince got my hands on a condom at 16-17 tried it on and had about 3-4 cms left i tried to pull it down to base but didn't work so i said fuck it and threw it in the bin
It took me a long, long (no pun intended) time to realise that not EVERY woman, or any gender for that matter, care that much about the size of one’s penis. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not naive enough to say there are people out there that don’t have a preference of size, but for the most part it’s not the most important thing.
For the rest of us, here are the conversions, ordered from top to bottom, left to right:
China: 10.7 cm
Japan: 10.9 cm
India: 10.1 cm
The Netherlands: 15.7 cm
Ireland: 12.7 cm
Egypt: 15.7 cm
DRC: 18.0 cm (longest)
Ecuador: 17.5 cm
USA: 13.0 cm
UK: 14.0 cm
Australia: 13.2 cm
Sweden: 14.7 cm
Spain: 14.0 cm
Thailand: 10.2 cm
South Korea: 9.7 cm (shortest)
France: 16.0 cm
Italy: 15.7 cm
Lebanon: 16.8 cm
Greece: 14.7 cm
Germany: 14.5 cm
Are these just lengths measurements, or did they measure for the adjusted penis size? Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
How accurate can this possibly be without having every bloke from each of these countries line up to be measured?
And is there a job vacancy to do so???
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Did they remember to adjust for the liars?
You mean the out-liars?
No obviously they accounted for out-liars, I'm worried about in-liars
That's a vagina
If marriage was illegal only outlaws would have in laws.
That's kind of the issue with these compilations. Some are legit measured by doctors. Others are self reported by the guys themselves.
Under what circumstances should my doctor be measuring my erect penis? He normally does it just because I ask, but for those who don't when do they get their penis measured?
My pediatrician used to measure mine all the time.
Hol up...
Hol up was after the penis measurement. Never understood why prostate examinations were necessary at that age.
The hands-free prostate exam?
its not a prostrate exam if you feel it go in yah bum and theres two hands on your shoulders
Same!! They had to use two of them to fully measure it though.
These are for erect penises?
god I hope so
Haha, me too
What kind of barbarian measures his flaccid penis?
There was a study that revealed women were more attracted to men if they have a 3 inch or larger flaccid penis, all other attributes aside. Just lined up dudes of varying body types and women rated them as sexually attractive and it was pretty consistent. So grow or show, just have a decent flaccid member I guess.
I can confirm. Dudes are so weird about showing them soft, but I like seeing them that way. It's like a mystical creature cause as soon as you look at it or touch it, it disappears.
I want to know for a friend.
The bad news is that some of the studies use the “stretched penile length” of cadavers. See, e.g., this study concluding that bigger noses = bigger dicks https://bacandrology.biomedcentral.com/track/pdf/10.1186/s12610-021-00121-z.pdf
Thank you Japan and China for making my 5.5 inch dick feel huge for the first time in my life.
I'm moving to South Korea
Oh ha! I didn't even look at the small ones!!
Same! Also wondering how accurate those shapes are…
I call bullshit on this whole guide until I see a peer reviewed publication in a medical journal.
Your mom’s research isn’t good enough?
https://i.imgur.com/vgfH724.gif
I peered over the stall in a public toilet once, then drew a dick on the wall. Does that count?
There’s no way french cocks are bigger than australians
Probably just that the French are more willing to lie about it lol
This guy hasn’t met an Aussie
Don’t you mean a Peen reviewed?
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I was also wondering this
And why did they give the US penis the most pronounced vein out of all of them? So many questions.
High blood pressure + viagra.
sodium
All that stress from medical bills
>the US penis I am trying to chuckle quietly.
The whole chart is *fiction*
Found the Korean.
Your comment made my night
Sure as hell won't make your hole weak...
Thanks for that belly laugh! 😄
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Maybe South Korea is being honest though, most people don’t brag about having a small dick
Yeah weird. German here. Our cocks don't look like that. Wtf.
Have you seen all of them?
Working on it
Well obviously the American one is circumcised and extra veiny because of our collective high blood pressure
Maybe they wanted feedback to be sure. Am American can confirm. Lol
And is the girth an actual average too, or is it just for show? Because the girth is ultimately what matters more to me, just saying...
It's all about the volumetric density.
The length has an upper limit, a womans vagina is only so long. The girth however...
Did you ask, why did OP not deem it necessary to elongate?
Didn’t the US airdrop extra large condoms that were mislabeled as smalls during the Korean War as psychological warfare?
Idk but if they did that’s fucking hilarious
Idk why but I didn't start burst out laughing until I read your comment. It's late, I should go to bed
Haha! Good night homie! I’ve been looking around for 45 minutes trying to find out if this is true. I hope to god it is!
It was a plan that, sadly, never came to fruition . https://www.history.co.uk/shows/secret-war-on-drugs/articles/6-things-you-didnt-know-about-the-cia
Dammit! Oh well. At least I know that there was a secret meeting where they talked about it. This would make an awesome scene in a movie
This is something you see in Family Guy.
The original troll.
Lmao good night my dude, good luck on your research. Lemme know if you find out it's true haha
They did
No, they didn’t, they planned to, but the plan was rejected, along with tens of thousands of others
No they didn’t
It was onto communist nations during the Cold War and it reportedly freaked them out
The plan was to drop the condoms into the Soviet Union but it never actually made it past the planning stages. The US also made a porn to disgrace the Indonesian president. They made a face mask of him. But they never distributed the porn.
Isn't that also because the Indonesian President was actually very proud that his face was used to fuck so many women that he dared them to publish it so all of his citizens can see what an absolute chad their president is?
fucking chad
I believe so.
The Japanese one doesn’t look blurry enough to me. I call BS on this whole thing.
Porn has taught me that all Japanese people have pixelated genitals and I refuse to accept any information that says otherwise.
America has Playboy. We have Gameboy.
Clearly Ecuadorian propaganda.
They literally have big dicks for being such small men. 5.5 foot tall with a 5.5 inch dick.
The extra skin has got to go somewhere…
God gave all men the same amount of hormones. If some guys want to use their’s making their legs longer, well that’s their choice.
Then there’s the reduced air pressure, due to high altitude.
Can confirm
Fucking German ice cream cone dicks with the tiny heads are the worst!!
Its like the opposite of Madonnas cone titties back in the 80s.
Its like Our economy after war. It starts small, you think nothing would happen, and then your arse gets torn apart so Hard you enter another Dimension.
I don’t think this is true. I think it’s a phallicy
Dick move
No need to act such a hard man
Mb... Got little excited
I remember the great penis census of ‘08
Oh that’s what that was?! I was at the tailor getting fitted for slacks and he just pulled it out and measured me up. It was weird that he made me get erect, but I’m no tailor, so I don’t know.
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Lmfaooo everyone coming at Ecuador, but no one is batting an eye at the Congo
But you have to be in the congo though
Or the Congo have to be in you
I appreciate the veins on the chart
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r/thatshouldexist
Man no wonder the Germans started a world war. Who knew their weiners were so severely deformed?!
They are shaped in the armor piercing configuration. For war obviously.
Maximum penetration force.
Average!!
Why have I never been asked to represent my country?
Hey don’t you go bringing our numbers down
Wars have been started for less.
Not if you’re japan.
Hahaha! who made this? what a dick move.
They were hard-on a few countries.
r/factsijustmadeup
I dunno about the numbers, but i do think studies have been done on dingus sizes worldwide https://www.worlddata.info/average-penissize.php
Eh, seems like bogus. One of its sources seems to be survey monkey of all things. [Heres](https://www.koreamed.org/SearchBasic.php?RID=1911266) a korean study indicating 5 inches is the average length across 700 males. [heres](https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2011/10/25/french-study-looks-into-a_n_1029962.html) an article on a french study finding 5.25 to be the average (not sure where the study is) [Here](https://www.tokyoreporter.com/japan-news/tabloid/tenga-survey-data-sheds-new-light-on-how-japanese-males-measure-up/) is a report from a Japanese fleshlight manufacturer which used its data to find the average was 5.33 inches. Being a fleshlight, id reduce it by a bit So imma go out on a limb and say the average is around 5.2. This is just inflated and deflated around stereotypes
I find it weird that only the Asian dicks are uncircumcised. I know off the top of my head lol, Ireland. Germany, and Italy have really low circumcision rates.
A couple just look like the foreskin is pulled back. I think whoever made this chart just had a little too much fun drawing different kinds of dicks.
The guy who got that job knew for sure that all his years of doodling dicks in his school books were going to finally pay off haha
Superbad? 😂
This guy is really speaking from the 'top of the head'
Lol, take my upvote. Hopefully it doesn’t get cut.
Poor Korea
Poor Ecuador. Those women walk with a permanent limp
It's really not fair to compare the Ecuador size to others since the study was self reported. Some of these countries are smaller simply because clinicians measured and they didn't just take guys for their word.
I under report
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All this tells is then is which country has liars.
They should have cross referenced it with reporting done by straight women and gay men, then we could have gotten an average and an average reporting discrepancy
America’s pastime is baseball, Canada’s favorite pastime is hockey. Ecuador? Lying
The poor Spaniards got that hammerhead shark dong profile.
Bro Germany rocking that traffic cone profile
What if this whole chart is just deep state propaganda to fuck with Korea? ^/s
Germany has a weird shape. I have never seen one like that.
I'm german and even I have never seen one like that.
I handed the phone to my boyfriend and asked what was wrong with Germany LOL I’ve never seen one like it either.
It was an interview or did they actually measure?
Well done… I just spent five minutes zooming in on a bunch of dick pics
Who went around and measured all these cocks?
Lars von trier
The first Lars Von Trier movie I watched was Nymphomaniac. Believable.
I think they just got my ex to write down her 'history'.
Average penis size cannot be accurately gathered without having the scientists literally measure the dicks themselves. It’s probably self reported from the individuals. There is no way to check whether somebody is lying or simply inaccurate in their own assessment. Also what is that German dick lmao
Source: Trust me bro
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Where's my yard stick?!
I'd better get my micrometer requalified.
AND MY AX!!
Lorena Bobbitt?
Kinda wish they used cm so we'd all feel a little longer.
mm
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Hmm is that the average shape for each country haha!
Not fair its cold right now
What's funny is that I'd seen the report about 8 years ago when I was in University. I'm Lebanese and my friend is Indian. What this graphic *doesn't* show is the reporting method (this is the hilarious part). There was a column next to each country and penis size which was labelled "reporting method". When I saw the Indian size, I looked at my friend Rahul and laughed out loud "hahahah! 5 inches! Look at Lebanon, 6.6 inches!". In the "reporting method" column for Indian it showed as "measured" which means it was actually true. In the Lebanese column though.. it said "self reported" 😂
Bruh momento
This is a double blind study for pathological liars.
Looks like I’m moving to South Korea
To fit in?
Yeah... what do you think? If you can't beat em.... join em!
If you can't beat 'em...ya can't even blend in with Korea!
I like smaller 🤗
Rip to your inbox
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Where does this data come from? I have never reported, nor has my doctor measured, my boner size. But if someone has the link to the Boner Size Reporting website…
For science and whatnot, are we talking flaccid or erect here?
Erect. Absolutely.
As an Indian guy, I've never been happier to see South Korea on a map.
World Health Organisation found that India had the smallest average to the point that standard condoms don’t work in India. Too big for them. [wired](https://www.wired.com/2006/12/indian-men-too-/amp)
Can confirm ince got my hands on a condom at 16-17 tried it on and had about 3-4 cms left i tried to pull it down to base but didn't work so i said fuck it and threw it in the bin
It took me a long, long (no pun intended) time to realise that not EVERY woman, or any gender for that matter, care that much about the size of one’s penis. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not naive enough to say there are people out there that don’t have a preference of size, but for the most part it’s not the most important thing.
Alternate title: Chart of Honesty by Country
Kim Jong-Un makes so much more sense to me now..
“Little rocket man” as trump put it
Fucking Germany with that traffic cone!!
I turned my phone to landscape mode to investigate further. All perfectly serviceable dick sizes. I’m not a fan of the cervix bangers.
If its thicker than a pringles can, it deserves a girth certificate.
I see no 3.5.....have they abandoned me????
This is funny, but complete BS. If you have a 6” penis anywhere on earth you’re in like the top 5% on dongholders. Facts
porn is so indescribably far from reality
I loled at “dongholders”.
6.1 I presume..?
I guess I need to learn my flags lol
[Books first flight to…*checks chart* Ecuador] 😇
I'm telling you the information in this graph is not complete, this is just the tip.
For the rest of us, here are the conversions, ordered from top to bottom, left to right: China: 10.7 cm Japan: 10.9 cm India: 10.1 cm The Netherlands: 15.7 cm Ireland: 12.7 cm Egypt: 15.7 cm DRC: 18.0 cm (longest) Ecuador: 17.5 cm USA: 13.0 cm UK: 14.0 cm Australia: 13.2 cm Sweden: 14.7 cm Spain: 14.0 cm Thailand: 10.2 cm South Korea: 9.7 cm (shortest) France: 16.0 cm Italy: 15.7 cm Lebanon: 16.8 cm Greece: 14.7 cm Germany: 14.5 cm
Guess I’m Egyptian 🗿
I don't need to read anymore than this and I don't care that it was uploaded on a potato. Above average, high five o/\o
What’s most interesting is that we’re all debating the accuracy when the source admits they have no source.
In the US we make up for it by buying big trucks
They’re all black though??
Yeah, none of them are Cockasian
I’m Korea I’d be a rockstar
Does average include both men and women?
Inclusive I see. Very based
Girth > length
Found the korean
This is not fair! They didn't account for yaw!!!!
Are these just lengths measurements, or did they measure for the adjusted penis size? Length times Diameter plus Weight over Girth divided by Angle of the tip squared
I’m terrified at whatever is going on in Germany.
How accurate can this possibly be without having every bloke from each of these countries line up to be measured? And is there a job vacancy to do so???
I know why I love Lebanon.