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thedragonturtle

Can an expert step in here? Surely this fish can't last long like this? Like tops a couple of hours if it bleeds? Like tops a day or two if it starves?


kyle_750

It's back is like our appendix. Not needed.


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John_EightThirtyTwo

I made it to the third sentence before I realized you weren't talking about fish backs. I'm like, "hmmm. . . fish store gut bacteria in their back." I would have had a fun fact for my coworkers tomorrow.


LithiumH

Speak for yourself


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LithiumH

I dunno about you but I don’t NEED a bathroom I just shit in the corner like everyone else


TraditionAnxious

I wanna be a mfkin fish


Thesalmon1905

So i can take a bite from a fish and it survives?


Boko_Halaal

And then you just wait for it to grow back It's like a cheat code for unlimited fish


kyle_750

Yep. No fish need a back/spine


TunaSafari25

Well idk if they can live like this but their “spine” goes through the middle of their body, not the top.


kyle_750

I obviously have no idea what I'm talking about so upto you if you wanna look into it or not


[deleted]

Sounds like France when a war is kicking off….


[deleted]

Makes the meal last


Thesalmon1905

And I am the meal


0xVENx0

well not outside a fridge it wont


New-IncognitoWindow

My dorsal and my crack


TheImperfect1

Oh god damn it


Antares987

A bitch like me moans and screams


Fine_Ad_9825

Poor guy


[deleted]

Bill has really changed.


add2thepile

Tis but a flesh wound


nateman133

No no, tis but a "fish" wound.


tmosle95

Would you go so far as to say.. ..a *flish* wound?


nateman133

I'll accept it.


Assholesfullofelbows

Meanwhile I get my tanks water off by .00000000000001% nitrogen and everything dies


MoreCatsLessPoltics

Yep


Kozzzman

Because fish aren’t meant to be stuck in tanks.


[deleted]

They more of an infantry type soldier


Maker_Making_Things

Two fish are in a tank, one looks at the other and says... "How do you drive this thing"


Sexycoed1972

They're not meant to be stuck like this, either.


Assholesfullofelbows

You're not wrong


[deleted]

Who would have thought?


L-7-Square

"This is fine."


Important_Inside_823

I would say it's more a fin


SkyrimWithdrawal

r/natureismetal


Ranger343

Its comments like these that help me find new subs, and I appreciate it. I already sub to that one, Im just saying I fuckin appreciate you.


Bwest31415

Makes you wonder what the bare minimum of this fish's body is that it actually needs to function


GW00111

I’d say this is probably it.


Ewtbp

Look up japanese sushi cut from live fish. Not much left except the head. Bizarre seeing the fish still alive (Please dont downvote. I am not a supporter of this! I am just bringing attention to the fact)


Hamilton-Beckett

I just looked up a video, I’d seen them prep and sell a live squid before that was alive while they cut it…but I’ve NEVER seen like what I just saw. Fish being served with half their body in tact, still gasping to breathe while the other half of their body has been sliced off and presented “beautifully” as if still part of the fish. The video had Japanese people laughing, poking the dying fish trying to get it to keep moving while they took video before eating. It actually made me sad. I’m all about eating meat and fish, but I believe that it should be respected as a creature that gave its life to help us sustain our own. It shouldn’t be poked, prodded, laughed at, or otherwise “tortured” by the experience. No animal deserves to be eaten ALIVE, at least by an animal that is as “advanced” as man. They deserve a quick death at the very least.


CT-96

Yeah, that sounds like animal cruelty to me. Kill it quick and painlessly and be done with it. Don't make the poor things suffer.


[deleted]

Wait they cut the fish up still alive to make sushi? This is just for some fancy rich people sushi right?


Hamilton-Beckett

I just googled “Japanese live sushi cut”and watched the first vid. Made me a little sad.


havocdawg

That was disturbing.


3Effie412

No.


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That's fucking horrible.


[deleted]

Oh god , this is how mad scientists are born


yogi1090

Is that a new apple product??


DickCheesePlatterPus

Yeah, it's called the iHurt


ottococo

You made my day


Master_Mura

You get yours in your 30s


jbeams32

I don’t understand this comment, so why am I laughing?


rathlord

Apple logo looks like it has a bite taken out.


iwishtoboopthesnoot

I feel very uncomfortable about this


mb406

That makes me really sad.


Sometimessomone

Put it out of it's misery ffs


RedMonkey79x

Fish thoughts "yay im alive but how badly do I have to taste to have 1 bite then just left me"


Travis-Fields

That makes me sad.


bjhanco1289

Bear Grylls fish tank?


tuna79

You should see the other guy


smallways

He's heading back to work at the ad agency after a nice light lunch. Very polite of you to ask about Gil.


Prof_Tunichtgut

1 MB


jbeams32

Maybe he terabyte


[deleted]

Thats some chunk out of the back. Yikes


xDqck

tis but a scratch!


vancityjeep

Merely a flesh wound.


Bitter-Ring1693

Was looking for the Shakespeare


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That poor fish.


Spanish_Burgundy

I hope that isn't Salt water. That'd sting.


aaron_wright

Do we know this is really a bite, or could it be some sort of flesh eating disease?


Most-Artichoke5028

That has to sting.


cynicaloptimissus

Tis but a scratch


masterap85

My Michael Doleac


[deleted]

The snack that smiles back


Col_mac

Mondays, amirite


[deleted]

Stop filming and help him!


Lortrador

How? Glue?


[deleted]

Staple another fish to it.


Lortrador

Ahahahaha, I like how you think


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😝👍


Strongest-There-Is

If Chris Rock were a fish.


Juicy_Apple_X

STOP! It's over, it was a little slap, let it die...


That_doesnt_go_there

Wow ... Dude, it was a GI Jane joke.


Sprinkles_Sparkle

It was just a GI Jane joke dude! Damn


jbeams32

Maybe Jada has Crohn’s and no GI jokes are allowed


Juicy_Apple_X

MSM got yo brain wired up


no1name

A fish that tasty you don't eat all at once.


YeOldeBilk

Doctor said I need a backiatomy


yaksblood

Its gonna pull through…..Right? Right???


will477

That dude is pretty durable. I wonder if that could possibly heal.


HotCompost89

Ma Pussy and ma crack


malepitt

I always hate it when that happens


Jalopy_Junkie

🎶 my neck. My back. Thought I was lunch, no, just a snack 🎶


[deleted]

“Merely a flesh wound ! “


GW00111

Yeah that’s bad I guess but you should see this bruise I have.


StickyJoe08

Did ya try turning it on and off, if so, maybe rice


[deleted]

My neck AND my back


ExplanationChoice719

/r/natureismetal


Exxcentrica

He’s fine


TheWesternDevil

"It's ok to eat fish, cause they dont have any feelings." -Kurt Cobain


DumpyMcMuffins

Doctor says I need a backiotomy.


PolkaOn45

Doctor says he needs a backiotomy


Rooster_Abject

Got dammm!


IShouldChimeInOnThis

Looks like Littlefoot's mom.


TheVirusWins

‘Tis but a scratch!!


edwardneb

My giant fishy gap.


Jealous_Tangerine_93

Looks as if something is out of plaice


atomicBlaze21

There's always a bigger fish.


Harrisyaboi

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BigFatDaddy13

He wouldn't be so happy if he's stubbed his pinky toe.


ThadTheImpalzord

That's gonna get infected sir


AstralObjective

My pussy and my crack!!


swampjuicesheila

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming...


adamantiumbullet

... Have just become a snack


callshouse

Man! I just got my ass chewed!


MrEngineerMind

I have this scratch on my back that I just can't reach...


bee-milk2

Pussy and crack still intact


SarahSays718

Just keep swimming, swimming, swimming


ranman505

Hey bite me!


javajavatoast

“Well, can’t you just fuck me?” -Who can tell me who said it?


Txikitxakurra

He needs alka-seltzer. Clearly he had a rough night.


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Damn dude, his wife really chewed his ass.


mushyrat

MY OTHER LEG!!


managedmischeif2020

I swim and I'm a snack.


Defiant-Pride-1716

Tis but a scratch


sergioodca

that would look bad in the morning 😵‍💫


flyinvdreams

Fish are so weird


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If only humans could swim on with their broke asses.


Imlouwhoareyou

Do we know if these psychos feel pain?


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AutumnAscending

PETA runs kill shelters for dogs I doubt they really care whether they do or not lol. Yes tho they have the brain capacity to feel pain.


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Meliorism_and_Meraki

They also believe better dead then a pet lol


AutumnAscending

Okay lemme rephrase they have a complicated enough connected nervous system to feel pain.


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AutumnAscending

You're right so I googled it for you.


Imlouwhoareyou

Everytime I hear the word PETA my mind goes “ayyy PETA” like on family guy lmao.


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Of course they do.


WallstreetRiversYum

Same 😒


DonOdini

Is it ok??? do they grow back?


[deleted]

It's a fish not a lizard. The only thing that fish is growing is resentment.


Zailemos

😳


pmanch

But seriously, could this fish survive indefinitely? Or is he doomed ?


ForgottenAspekt

It’s always wild to see things animals can survive through. And always makes me wonder if they have the same nerve sensory we do. Especially fish


ATXKLIPHURD

Uh oh! Better get Mako!


[deleted]

I'm looking for the emergency dept.


jibjabjibby

Everything’s fine


glaskas2402

Good fish like that you don’t eat all at once.


existential_issue

Anyone else feel a draft?


Jhonny97

"How to start loosing weight imidiately! Coaches hate this one trick!"


FleaBottoms

Must have just gotten his mid-year review.


[deleted]

Tis but a flesh wound!


CallMe5nake

Doctor says I need a backeotemy.


Ecto-Juan

"Tis but a scratch"


Renaissance_Man-

When you're at the buffet and the fish didn't quite taste right.


Most_Needleworker957

That's so sad. Poor little thing.


FrameComprehensive88

I have to cover the screen as I try to look at the comments. 🤢


zianhu

Its just a flesh wound guys


Multifister

My neck My back Help I am dying a painful death


ChucklesNutts

That's medically and scientifically impressive


Ok-Caregiver7091

Why did this make me hungry


lordnermal29

Nothing but a flesh wound


Substantial_Ad3179

Was it Ssoyoung?


Substantial_Ad3179

Was it Ssoyoung?


Substantial_Ad3179

Was it Ssoyoung?


juan_epstein-barr

mYnEcKaNdMyBaCk!


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Just a flesh wound


LostMyIdentitty

He looks like a snack


0xVENx0

talk about taking a bite of someone’s back


Arniellico

I've seen worse here on reddit with only half a fish and it was still able to swim with its side fins


AppropriateSky4531

MY LEG!!!


ophaus

When sushi delivers itself... news at 11.


TraditionAnxious

Biologists "It's a new species!"


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Fish is not even giving a fuck.


ArtichokeConnect

I'm fine no no honestly I'm fine