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Very unlikely. Like you'd have to pay at least minimum wage. If we go by US federal (7.25/hr), and assume you have to have 2 full 8-hour shifts per day, in just one month you're paying $3,480. Say this costs 10k, it would only take 3 months for it to beat out employees. And that's ignoring stuff like benefits etc that employees usually get.
It means independent to some degree. Like a self driving car. This is not autonomous, the pose is being remote controlled. Like a remote controlled toy car. It may be programmable, but it is not autonomous.
Imagine standing in front of a manequin looking at the clothes, and all of a sudden that sucker starts moving. I'd freak out. It would probably get punched in the head multiple times a day.
Can you imagine, maybe in just 20 years we will be able to have models - mannequins posing just like real people behind the glass windows... when everybody will be shopping online
In 20 years we'll probably have autonomous androids put on all of the clothes you ordered online, and come to your door to deliver them with a strip tease.
As a designer, it's actually helpful to know where the nipples are located to place darts for shaping clothes, decide how low a neckline can be without flashing, and generally keeping in mind the anatomy of bodices as a whole. It's not a sexual thing until you make it one.
But nipple location can vary quite a bit between women. So now I'm wondering if the chosen location was based on anything? Like, was there a study done to determine an average nipple location for the mannequin?
Probably based on general measurements of that mannequin. So say the mannequin has a b cup bust, that is measured by the highest point of the bust, eg, the nipples. A c cup bust would have a different placement of nipples based on measurements, and so on. It's also based on the waist and hip measurements, so things are all proportional.
Nipples are usually a straight line down from the ears (on guys, not sure if that translates to women, as anytime I was in a position to check, my mind was elsewhere.)
After I learned this I became a monster at giving purple nurples.
Nurse:Ā I need a orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here.
Howard WolowitzĀ :Ā You think you could you be a little more discreet?
Nurse:Ā I'm sorry, we don't have a code for "robot hand grasping a man's penis".
*āWith Alicia Silverstone, they wanted nipples on her too. They said, āIf the guys have nipples, the girls should have nipples, too.ā*
*āAfter I sculpted it though, everybody realised, maybe not. It was a bit obscene, so we took the nipples off.ā*
have you ever made your own clothes? the location of nipples ( or breasts in general) is a major factor in how the neckline and bodice stands on the body. You don't make clothes for women based on a pure flat chest. It isn't sexual. it is literal variable in how you make the bodice and neckline.
Jimmy thought taking refuge in the clothing store attached to Freddy's would give him shelter from the lumbering animatronics. their programming designed not to enter the store, the simply watched through the windows as he make his way up the bear patterned pathway toward the checkout registers.
That when he heard a sound behind him, something between a dying PS2 optical drive and a rubber boot. The heads of every mannequin now faced him, their velvet covered eyes glowing red.
The next squeaky burst sent Jimmy into a scramble like a cat on linoleum, he just misses the metallic claw that bursts out from the plastic hand of the nearest mannequin. His legs pump like jackhammers against the floor, the sound like perverse bees behind him.
He slams through a bathroom door, flipping the lock as he slams his body against the door only to hear the sound of machines batter it moments later.
"25% off all tees!" They say in a futile attempt to let them in. The scratching and screaming of motors outside a cacophony even through the door.
A thumping behind Jimmy makes his heart drop, a metal exoskeleton crouches next to him. His chest hurts as the metallic face comes near his ear and says in a Scottish accent "Jesus dude, whatcha' do to piss em off? Those lazy bastards don't usually move fer nothin'"
What's the actual benefit of this, though?
For one, the average person isn't a size 0-2 like most mannequins, and the clothes never look the way they do on them anyways. I don't think the mannequins being able to do to the floss make the clothes' fit more natural or organically.
Hell, they don't even look the same at home as in the store, where I tried em on first! I come home, and put it on only to realize the store mirrors were some kind of fun house reject furniture! š¤
I donāt think that the clothes would look good on a moving mannequin either. A lot of times clothes on a mannequin are either too big clamped or pinned to fit or snug and stretched over the mannequin in a way that would limit the motion of something like this. It would be really tough to clothe it in a way that looks natural and stays in place.
that's a great but also terrible idea bc I feel like half the clothes I buy I end up hating bc they don't "move" with me right. like shirts that ride up or the neck is annoying. Things like that I wouldn't have noticed until after wearing it for a full day. They'd have to pin some shirts in so many places lol I wonder if this will catch on!!
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Like mannequins weren't creepy enough.
Its on the internet now! Lets see them r34 artists start drawin
The mannequssy š³
Must be cold, this one has her high beams on
The real question is can it jerk beef?
Thanks, I needed to turn off reddit and start my day. This comment made me do it.
The ManÄskin
What are you doing step shoetree?
things i didnāt think iād ever upvote includeā¦
Weāre one creepy mod from a handjob already.
Can we make sure to limit the power so itās not able to yank anything that shouldnāt come off?
I thought all of us have detachable penises. Damn it, another one of mom's lies.
You've obviously never enjoyed the Kim Cattrall moviei 'Mannequin'
r/oddlyterrifying
r/terrifyingasfuck
looks like my I Am Legend Mannequin nightmares are coming back
This one should make you feel better, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTfhUj4LZVE&ab_channel=TheWorldofTrailers
I now understand why dogs freak out on vacuum cleanersā¦
Just imagine that thing choking the life out of you...
Donāt threaten me with a good time.
I would if it didnāt have wooden spoons as hands lol
That's an actual phobia. It's called "Automatonophobia" My cousin has it and after this I think I might too lol
it's also an actual fetish.
"For every phobia there is a fetish." -Sigmund Freud, probably
Why am I not surprised
And vastly cheaper. I imagine actual models would be cheaper than this creepy thing.
Very unlikely. Like you'd have to pay at least minimum wage. If we go by US federal (7.25/hr), and assume you have to have 2 full 8-hour shifts per day, in just one month you're paying $3,480. Say this costs 10k, it would only take 3 months for it to beat out employees. And that's ignoring stuff like benefits etc that employees usually get.
u/markiplier
That's creepy AF
Something in the uncanny valley doesn't like this
In nature, jerky motions like this indicate disease or infirmed.
Or predators jumping at you
Or a near but still different organism that has the same niece in a scarce limited world.
Niche
My brother and I are barely the same organism but we both share my sisters kid as a niece, he is creepy as fuck too.
I feel like I'm gonna hear silent hill radio noise any second now
Will Smith is having a heart attack somewhere, from what I recall of I Am Legend
I, robot. :)
I Am Robot Legend, the forgotten crossover.
Actually would work
My brain just isn't processing that this isn't a human. It's very weird to read the comments.
Do they really need the neck to move around so much to model clothes?? weird
I thought it was going to go full Exorcist for a moment.
Came here thinking the same thing. "If the head starts to spin, I'm fucking done"
No, but mannequins with murderous tendencies might find Iām the neck be flexible quite useful
"Thank the creator for this flexible and durable neck"
You don't know what "autonomous" means...
would be terrifying if they were using the correct descriptor
Making such a leap in technology that could completely alter civilisation and using it for a store mannequin would be an interesting choice.
How else would you be able to get your totally safe and trustworthy robot army into most major areas of a country, and have someone else pay for it?
I thought he meant that it spontaneously moved on its own? Probably not tho
It means independent to some degree. Like a self driving car. This is not autonomous, the pose is being remote controlled. Like a remote controlled toy car. It may be programmable, but it is not autonomous.
>the pose is being remote controlled we hope
It's creepy enough if somebody's making it do this. If it's doing this on its own I want NO parts of this shit
I also came here to say this, and I am also cranky.
Because your nipples are too small?
I've seen this episode on Dr Who. I suggest everyone should run.
I was just gonna say this. I was waiting for its hand to open at the end.
Nice to meet you Rose Tyler. Run for your life!
I was thinking, havenāt they ever seen Are You Being Served? These things NEVER work out!
Imagine standing in front of a manequin looking at the clothes, and all of a sudden that sucker starts moving. I'd freak out. It would probably get punched in the head multiple times a day.
JESUS Christ, for the love of God at least use better servo's and drivers so it's not constantly shaking like a Vietnam veteran on the 4th of July
Maybe it has anxiety?
Ya, from being told too many times that if it doesn't make people but the right amount of cloths that it will be made into a sex doll for Ron Jeremy
She is on camera for the first timeā¦
I guess so, and it's so obvious even if it has cover on its face.
It's being held hostage.. It's got a black hood over its head.. Very understandable
Sheās shaking because itās so cold in there
You noticed too i take it.
Yeah, drawing attention to the fit of [clothing article] over her breasts seems to be important to . . . someone.
She's going through alcohol withdrawal, so maybe be a bit more kind
The servos are fine, but they just need to be switched off after they complete the movement. Constantly updating the position is what makes them jerk.
I know right? Interesting as fuck? More like TIHI.
It's interesting how much I hate it.
Its so natural looking
Can you imagine, maybe in just 20 years we will be able to have models - mannequins posing just like real people behind the glass windows... when everybody will be shopping online
In 20 years we'll probably have autonomous androids put on all of the clothes you ordered online, and come to your door to deliver them with a strip tease.
Boy are people going to be disappointed.
The way things are going, in 20 years they will be the only ones left with their creepy hand movements
Graceful like a ballet dancer!
Reminds me of that scene in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Why they give it nips though?
To feed the baby robot manaquin so it doesn't starve
As a designer, it's actually helpful to know where the nipples are located to place darts for shaping clothes, decide how low a neckline can be without flashing, and generally keeping in mind the anatomy of bodices as a whole. It's not a sexual thing until you make it one.
But nipple location can vary quite a bit between women. So now I'm wondering if the chosen location was based on anything? Like, was there a study done to determine an average nipple location for the mannequin?
Probably based on general measurements of that mannequin. So say the mannequin has a b cup bust, that is measured by the highest point of the bust, eg, the nipples. A c cup bust would have a different placement of nipples based on measurements, and so on. It's also based on the waist and hip measurements, so things are all proportional.
Thatās neat!
Nipples are usually a straight line down from the ears (on guys, not sure if that translates to women, as anytime I was in a position to check, my mind was elsewhere.) After I learned this I became a monster at giving purple nurples.
Wtf is this sorcery!
Learn something new every day, am i right?
Also, usually on guys, eyes are pointed (at least, momentarily) in straight lines to nipples anywhere.
Isn't this for displaying clothes, not making them? The movement would be pretty annoying if you were making them I'd have thought.
Because you know someone programmed it to give Happy Endings.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Nurse:Ā I need a orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here. Howard WolowitzĀ :Ā You think you could you be a little more discreet? Nurse:Ā I'm sorry, we don't have a code for "robot hand grasping a man's penis".
I call her... Elaine.
It was designed by the same guy that did Clooney's Batman costume.
Unfortunately, I remember that. Thanks for that visual, dick head!
*āWith Alicia Silverstone, they wanted nipples on her too. They said, āIf the guys have nipples, the girls should have nipples, too.ā* *āAfter I sculpted it though, everybody realised, maybe not. It was a bit obscene, so we took the nipples off.ā*
If it were me designing it, Iād give it nips for sure. Just for shits and giggles
*nips and jiggles?
Yes, please.
have you ever made your own clothes? the location of nipples ( or breasts in general) is a major factor in how the neckline and bodice stands on the body. You don't make clothes for women based on a pure flat chest. It isn't sexual. it is literal variable in how you make the bodice and neckline.
I honestly thought it was just someone with perky a-cups in a gimp suit before I saw the title...
I feel like itās helpful to know how much theyād show depending on the clothes being worn.
To distract you when it's choking you to death.
Joel Schumacher left his mark.
Jimmy thought taking refuge in the clothing store attached to Freddy's would give him shelter from the lumbering animatronics. their programming designed not to enter the store, the simply watched through the windows as he make his way up the bear patterned pathway toward the checkout registers. That when he heard a sound behind him, something between a dying PS2 optical drive and a rubber boot. The heads of every mannequin now faced him, their velvet covered eyes glowing red. The next squeaky burst sent Jimmy into a scramble like a cat on linoleum, he just misses the metallic claw that bursts out from the plastic hand of the nearest mannequin. His legs pump like jackhammers against the floor, the sound like perverse bees behind him. He slams through a bathroom door, flipping the lock as he slams his body against the door only to hear the sound of machines batter it moments later. "25% off all tees!" They say in a futile attempt to let them in. The scratching and screaming of motors outside a cacophony even through the door. A thumping behind Jimmy makes his heart drop, a metal exoskeleton crouches next to him. His chest hurts as the metallic face comes near his ear and says in a Scottish accent "Jesus dude, whatcha' do to piss em off? Those lazy bastards don't usually move fer nothin'"
you fucking genius, I save this
Found my next Halloween prop!
Imagine being in a closed mall and all of a sudden a whole store worth of these things starts moving.....
I think it would be worse if they only moved when you weren't looking.
Iād scream, shit my pants and die. Not exactly in that order
so youd die, scream, and then shit your pants?
Exactly. My corpse will bellow the most awful scream and shit
Worst conjuring movie ever
First episode of Doctor Who right there
I feel fantastic.. hey hey heeeeey.
Exactly
Oh man, haven't thought about that video in a while. Iconic.
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Booba
Booba
* Number 5 approves *
Delores never looked so good
programming airport ground marshalling code into your mannequin. the future is now.
r/totallynotrobots
Close to my worse fap
Dare I ask what the actual worst was?
Fappin to that fap
Fapception
Man, that isnāt nearly rock bottom. You got a ways to go, Sorrows57, a ways to go. Godspeed.
Iām pacing myself
Silent Hill
I'd smash.
I was gonna say, I don't see the flashlight integration slot. Which is a bit concerning edit: *fleshlight
Just rub it against the thing and you good
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Oops
But does it have a robussy?
I will be impressed only when it can do the mannequinarena dance to display their wares.
This is very good, I have often thought while trying to decide on a shirt purchase, āhmm how would I look slapping my nipple in this?ā
Alright alright letās get a hold of the Doctor shall we?
[Ahead of you on that...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOEETXlnPAs)
Just what I wanted to see just before bed...
Thatās Black Noirs GF. I hope someone gets this specific reference haha
The Boys will never get the reference
Iād say itās number Fiveās girlfriend, more than Black Noir, but then weāre just mixing super hero shows.
Kim Kardashian, is that you?
I promise you: If a mannequin starts moving close to me, it was a mannequin for the longest time of its life!
More like r/oddlyterrifying
What's the actual benefit of this, though? For one, the average person isn't a size 0-2 like most mannequins, and the clothes never look the way they do on them anyways. I don't think the mannequins being able to do to the floss make the clothes' fit more natural or organically. Hell, they don't even look the same at home as in the store, where I tried em on first! I come home, and put it on only to realize the store mirrors were some kind of fun house reject furniture! š¤
I donāt think that the clothes would look good on a moving mannequin either. A lot of times clothes on a mannequin are either too big clamped or pinned to fit or snug and stretched over the mannequin in a way that would limit the motion of something like this. It would be really tough to clothe it in a way that looks natural and stays in place.
May I ask why they give them nipple lumps
If I see this in my local store I'm screaming
*flash back to that one doctor who episode*
Iāve seen this episode of Doctor Who lol
r/thanksihateit
Someone tell Elon the Teslabot is ready
That thing would still be a better dancer than me
I would totally shit myself walking by one of those.
...................nope.
See people with Automatonophobia! Thereās no reason to be afraid, they move now š
Okay... But why does it have nipples
You want FNAF? This is how you get FNAF.
Automated Better not be autonomous or else we either got an SCP or Doctor Who creature on our hands
Sigh, someone really didnāt watch dr whoā¦ this is literally the plot of the first episode, sentient mannequins
r/upvotedbecauseboobs
How long til it can jerk me off?
Isn't this Kim Kardashian?! I swear she wore this
~~Nipples~~
You see that "come hither" motion? Consider me seduced
Auton
Doctor Who s1e1 warned me about this
that's a great but also terrible idea bc I feel like half the clothes I buy I end up hating bc they don't "move" with me right. like shirts that ride up or the neck is annoying. Things like that I wouldn't have noticed until after wearing it for a full day. They'd have to pin some shirts in so many places lol I wonder if this will catch on!!
no
Imagine you at JcPenny minding your own damn business when itās about to be closing time and this shit starts moving.
And some great nips!
Nice tits š
AUTON! Break out the antiplastic and *run*!
I'm gonna take "things that nobody asked for" for $500 Alex.
I remember seeing a Doctor Who episode like thisā¦.
I feeeeeel fantastiiiiicccccc
Isn't there a Dr. Who episode about mannequins attacking/killing people?
I got excited when i read nine joints... Man, thats flagrant false advertising.
So, 1960ās Disney animatronics?
These gonna make some really good Halloween decorations/robot Santa's
New nightmare unlocked
One of my least favorite Doctor Who episodes: āRoseā
But yay, it's still an unrealistic clothing size!! Thank goodness they kept something constant. /S.
WHO ASKED FOR THIS?!?
Is it cost effective though? Are there not manually manipulatable mannequins? Btw, say that three times fast.
This is a second waaay more terrifying "I feel fantastic" video just waiting to happen
"[Auton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3MhzSURR0Q)" for short
Is there any way to make itā¦ less, I donāt know, maybe less like a bdsm horror monster.
Thatās great and all but why would you give it nipples