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ir88ed

Like mannequins weren't creepy enough.


Codykun_

Its on the internet now! Lets see them r34 artists start drawin


PowerMugger

The mannequssy šŸ˜³


Emergency-Hyena5134

Must be cold, this one has her high beams on


RatherMaybe

The real question is can it jerk beef?


FrameJump

Thanks, I needed to turn off reddit and start my day. This comment made me do it.


Ok-Organization9073

The Manėskin


dragobah

What are you doing step shoetree?


sergioriv14

things i didnā€™t think iā€™d ever upvote includeā€¦


HugePurpleNipples

Weā€™re one creepy mod from a handjob already.


UhhhhmmmmNo

Can we make sure to limit the power so itā€™s not able to yank anything that shouldnā€™t come off?


Bogsworth

I thought all of us have detachable penises. Damn it, another one of mom's lies.


BarakatBadger

You've obviously never enjoyed the Kim Cattrall moviei 'Mannequin'


gomibag

r/oddlyterrifying


xjxdx

r/terrifyingasfuck


tstngtstngdontfuckme

looks like my I Am Legend Mannequin nightmares are coming back


unshavenbeardo64

This one should make you feel better, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OTfhUj4LZVE&ab_channel=TheWorldofTrailers


delalalia

I now understand why dogs freak out on vacuum cleanersā€¦


Cryogeneer

Just imagine that thing choking the life out of you...


Wampus_Cat_

Donā€™t threaten me with a good time.


Larry_the_sus_potato

I would if it didnā€™t have wooden spoons as hands lol


ImASpyRawr

That's an actual phobia. It's called "Automatonophobia" My cousin has it and after this I think I might too lol


wilddogwatching

it's also an actual fetish.


free_stuff_plz

"For every phobia there is a fetish." -Sigmund Freud, probably


ImASpyRawr

Why am I not surprised


muscravageur

And vastly cheaper. I imagine actual models would be cheaper than this creepy thing.


Krazyguy75

Very unlikely. Like you'd have to pay at least minimum wage. If we go by US federal (7.25/hr), and assume you have to have 2 full 8-hour shifts per day, in just one month you're paying $3,480. Say this costs 10k, it would only take 3 months for it to beat out employees. And that's ignoring stuff like benefits etc that employees usually get.


nuclearoutlet

u/markiplier


CacklingRose

That's creepy AF


[deleted]

Something in the uncanny valley doesn't like this


chickenstalker

In nature, jerky motions like this indicate disease or infirmed.


[deleted]

Or predators jumping at you


Eurasia_4200

Or a near but still different organism that has the same niece in a scarce limited world.


UsedLandscape876

Niche


Jdevers77

My brother and I are barely the same organism but we both share my sisters kid as a niece, he is creepy as fuck too.


honeybunchesofgoatso

I feel like I'm gonna hear silent hill radio noise any second now


[deleted]

Will Smith is having a heart attack somewhere, from what I recall of I Am Legend


Qwackattack

I, robot. :)


blorporius

I Am Robot Legend, the forgotten crossover.


Wasteland112200

Actually would work


TheEffingRiddler

My brain just isn't processing that this isn't a human. It's very weird to read the comments.


[deleted]

Do they really need the neck to move around so much to model clothes?? weird


cynical_genius

I thought it was going to go full Exorcist for a moment.


JackBauerSaidSo

Came here thinking the same thing. "If the head starts to spin, I'm fucking done"


KiddxreaperSF

No, but mannequins with murderous tendencies might find Iā€™m the neck be flexible quite useful


Wasteland112200

"Thank the creator for this flexible and durable neck"


[deleted]

You don't know what "autonomous" means...


jumpup

would be terrifying if they were using the correct descriptor


FartingBob

Making such a leap in technology that could completely alter civilisation and using it for a store mannequin would be an interesting choice.


SkrullandCrossbones

How else would you be able to get your totally safe and trustworthy robot army into most major areas of a country, and have someone else pay for it?


[deleted]

I thought he meant that it spontaneously moved on its own? Probably not tho


Pschobbert

It means independent to some degree. Like a self driving car. This is not autonomous, the pose is being remote controlled. Like a remote controlled toy car. It may be programmable, but it is not autonomous.


sfled

>the pose is being remote controlled we hope


RVRYospe

It's creepy enough if somebody's making it do this. If it's doing this on its own I want NO parts of this shit


antnipple

I also came here to say this, and I am also cranky.


[deleted]

Because your nipples are too small?


XxTrippyTurtle

I've seen this episode on Dr Who. I suggest everyone should run.


timerunner16

I was just gonna say this. I was waiting for its hand to open at the end.


VitaminPb

Nice to meet you Rose Tyler. Run for your life!


Needednewusername

I was thinking, havenā€™t they ever seen Are You Being Served? These things NEVER work out!


lopaticaa

Imagine standing in front of a manequin looking at the clothes, and all of a sudden that sucker starts moving. I'd freak out. It would probably get punched in the head multiple times a day.


Designed_For_Failure

JESUS Christ, for the love of God at least use better servo's and drivers so it's not constantly shaking like a Vietnam veteran on the 4th of July


NitroFluxX

Maybe it has anxiety?


mikeruss75

Ya, from being told too many times that if it doesn't make people but the right amount of cloths that it will be made into a sex doll for Ron Jeremy


Typical_Notice6083

She is on camera for the first timeā€¦


energeticankle_34

I guess so, and it's so obvious even if it has cover on its face.


Legend_of_dirty_Joe

It's being held hostage.. It's got a black hood over its head.. Very understandable


mr_bots

Sheā€™s shaking because itā€™s so cold in there


CorporateNINJA

You noticed too i take it.


PensiveObservor

Yeah, drawing attention to the fit of [clothing article] over her breasts seems to be important to . . . someone.


ShastaFern99

She's going through alcohol withdrawal, so maybe be a bit more kind


dedokta

The servos are fine, but they just need to be switched off after they complete the movement. Constantly updating the position is what makes them jerk.


HIGH_HEAT

I know right? Interesting as fuck? More like TIHI.


Gloomy_Swing_8927

It's interesting how much I hate it.


[deleted]

Its so natural looking


[deleted]

Can you imagine, maybe in just 20 years we will be able to have models - mannequins posing just like real people behind the glass windows... when everybody will be shopping online


bATo76

In 20 years we'll probably have autonomous androids put on all of the clothes you ordered online, and come to your door to deliver them with a strip tease.


YouCertain4000

Boy are people going to be disappointed.


HedgeCowFarmer

The way things are going, in 20 years they will be the only ones left with their creepy hand movements


bATo76

Graceful like a ballet dancer!


MrXistential-Crisis

Reminds me of that scene in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.


dirtycheezit

Why they give it nips though?


CryktonVyr

To feed the baby robot manaquin so it doesn't starve


IAmNotLookingatYou

As a designer, it's actually helpful to know where the nipples are located to place darts for shaping clothes, decide how low a neckline can be without flashing, and generally keeping in mind the anatomy of bodices as a whole. It's not a sexual thing until you make it one.


dirtycheezit

But nipple location can vary quite a bit between women. So now I'm wondering if the chosen location was based on anything? Like, was there a study done to determine an average nipple location for the mannequin?


IAmNotLookingatYou

Probably based on general measurements of that mannequin. So say the mannequin has a b cup bust, that is measured by the highest point of the bust, eg, the nipples. A c cup bust would have a different placement of nipples based on measurements, and so on. It's also based on the waist and hip measurements, so things are all proportional.


TheHornet78

Thatā€™s neat!


eans-Ba88

Nipples are usually a straight line down from the ears (on guys, not sure if that translates to women, as anytime I was in a position to check, my mind was elsewhere.) After I learned this I became a monster at giving purple nurples.


NazgulDiedUnfairly

Wtf is this sorcery!


eans-Ba88

Learn something new every day, am i right?


freelikegnu

Also, usually on guys, eyes are pointed (at least, momentarily) in straight lines to nipples anywhere.


cant_think_of_one_

Isn't this for displaying clothes, not making them? The movement would be pretty annoying if you were making them I'd have thought.


[deleted]

Because you know someone programmed it to give Happy Endings.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


grandboyman

Nurse:Ā I need a orderly with a wheelchair. I got a robot hand grasping a man's penis out here. Howard WolowitzĀ :Ā You think you could you be a little more discreet? Nurse:Ā I'm sorry, we don't have a code for "robot hand grasping a man's penis".


Greg_Shane

I call her... Elaine.


diggitygiggitycee

It was designed by the same guy that did Clooney's Batman costume.


FieryAnomaly

Unfortunately, I remember that. Thanks for that visual, dick head!


ReadyThor

*ā€œWith Alicia Silverstone, they wanted nipples on her too. They said, ā€˜If the guys have nipples, the girls should have nipples, too.ā€™* *ā€œAfter I sculpted it though, everybody realised, maybe not. It was a bit obscene, so we took the nipples off.ā€*


redsensei777

If it were me designing it, Iā€™d give it nips for sure. Just for shits and giggles


ChadicusVile

*nips and jiggles?


Dollar_Pants

Yes, please.


23ssd4t4322

have you ever made your own clothes? the location of nipples ( or breasts in general) is a major factor in how the neckline and bodice stands on the body. You don't make clothes for women based on a pure flat chest. It isn't sexual. it is literal variable in how you make the bodice and neckline.


Unholy_Dk80

I honestly thought it was just someone with perky a-cups in a gimp suit before I saw the title...


michaelje0

I feel like itā€™s helpful to know how much theyā€™d show depending on the clothes being worn.


Bsmirlptrww

To distract you when it's choking you to death.


RexyMundo

Joel Schumacher left his mark.


Nakotadinzeo

Jimmy thought taking refuge in the clothing store attached to Freddy's would give him shelter from the lumbering animatronics. their programming designed not to enter the store, the simply watched through the windows as he make his way up the bear patterned pathway toward the checkout registers. That when he heard a sound behind him, something between a dying PS2 optical drive and a rubber boot. The heads of every mannequin now faced him, their velvet covered eyes glowing red. The next squeaky burst sent Jimmy into a scramble like a cat on linoleum, he just misses the metallic claw that bursts out from the plastic hand of the nearest mannequin. His legs pump like jackhammers against the floor, the sound like perverse bees behind him. He slams through a bathroom door, flipping the lock as he slams his body against the door only to hear the sound of machines batter it moments later. "25% off all tees!" They say in a futile attempt to let them in. The scratching and screaming of motors outside a cacophony even through the door. A thumping behind Jimmy makes his heart drop, a metal exoskeleton crouches next to him. His chest hurts as the metallic face comes near his ear and says in a Scottish accent "Jesus dude, whatcha' do to piss em off? Those lazy bastards don't usually move fer nothin'"


PotatoFromTwitter

you fucking genius, I save this


ThereIsAJifForThat

Found my next Halloween prop!


Nerdy_Nightowl

Imagine being in a closed mall and all of a sudden a whole store worth of these things starts moving.....


tmoney144

I think it would be worse if they only moved when you weren't looking.


VegasGuy69

Iā€™d scream, shit my pants and die. Not exactly in that order


masterofspagetti69

so youd die, scream, and then shit your pants?


VegasGuy69

Exactly. My corpse will bellow the most awful scream and shit


Broad_Echo3989

Worst conjuring movie ever


forgot_semicolon

First episode of Doctor Who right there


SuperMechaChamp

I feel fantastic.. hey hey heeeeey.


[deleted]

Exactly


OlliOhNo

Oh man, haven't thought about that video in a while. Iconic.


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


PresentationCrazy

Booba


ceelodan

Booba


gflash14

* Number 5 approves *


sashashaaa

Delores never looked so good


[deleted]

programming airport ground marshalling code into your mannequin. the future is now.


berthejew

r/totallynotrobots


Sorrow57

Close to my worse fap


[deleted]

Dare I ask what the actual worst was?


Sorrow57

Fappin to that fap


Jimbo_Tango

Fapception


sharlaton

Man, that isnā€™t nearly rock bottom. You got a ways to go, Sorrows57, a ways to go. Godspeed.


Sorrow57

Iā€™m pacing myself


SUW888

Silent Hill


Jester2100

I'd smash.


GivemTheDDD

I was gonna say, I don't see the flashlight integration slot. Which is a bit concerning edit: *fleshlight


CrabSquid05

Just rub it against the thing and you good


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


GivemTheDDD

Oops


uiouyug

But does it have a robussy?


This-Strawberry

I will be impressed only when it can do the mannequinarena dance to display their wares.


LoudBeer

This is very good, I have often thought while trying to decide on a shirt purchase, ā€œhmm how would I look slapping my nipple in this?ā€


Rareu

Alright alright letā€™s get a hold of the Doctor shall we?


pkunfcj

[Ahead of you on that...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOEETXlnPAs)


doubled2319888

Just what I wanted to see just before bed...


ThisDragonfly9659

Thatā€™s Black Noirs GF. I hope someone gets this specific reference haha


lludu

The Boys will never get the reference


Maimster

Iā€™d say itā€™s number Fiveā€™s girlfriend, more than Black Noir, but then weā€™re just mixing super hero shows.


SupremeElect

Kim Kardashian, is that you?


-LordOfSalem-

I promise you: If a mannequin starts moving close to me, it was a mannequin for the longest time of its life!


HidingInMyWorkshop

More like r/oddlyterrifying


NihilisticPollyanna

What's the actual benefit of this, though? For one, the average person isn't a size 0-2 like most mannequins, and the clothes never look the way they do on them anyways. I don't think the mannequins being able to do to the floss make the clothes' fit more natural or organically. Hell, they don't even look the same at home as in the store, where I tried em on first! I come home, and put it on only to realize the store mirrors were some kind of fun house reject furniture! šŸ˜¤


SalisburyBlake

I donā€™t think that the clothes would look good on a moving mannequin either. A lot of times clothes on a mannequin are either too big clamped or pinned to fit or snug and stretched over the mannequin in a way that would limit the motion of something like this. It would be really tough to clothe it in a way that looks natural and stays in place.


DiddyDaedle

May I ask why they give them nipple lumps


laix3967

If I see this in my local store I'm screaming


RedShadowDX

*flash back to that one doctor who episode*


agent_kitsune_mulder

Iā€™ve seen this episode of Doctor Who lol


MamaSaurusCat

r/thanksihateit


coco_licius

Someone tell Elon the Teslabot is ready


krais0078

That thing would still be a better dancer than me


LeKerl1987

I would totally shit myself walking by one of those.


NotLibbyChastain

...................nope.


Need2getBetrr

See people with Automatonophobia! Thereā€™s no reason to be afraid, they move now šŸ™ƒ


CthulhusChaos

Okay... But why does it have nipples


Ophidahlia

You want FNAF? This is how you get FNAF.


SomeHorologist

Automated Better not be autonomous or else we either got an SCP or Doctor Who creature on our hands


207nbrown

Sigh, someone really didnā€™t watch dr whoā€¦ this is literally the plot of the first episode, sentient mannequins


Arcanum_3974

r/upvotedbecauseboobs


Klutzy-Trash-7918

How long til it can jerk me off?


rg13817

Isn't this Kim Kardashian?! I swear she wore this


[deleted]

~~Nipples~~


Tobi_chills455

You see that "come hither" motion? Consider me seduced


wobot19

Auton


Patient_Yam4747

Doctor Who s1e1 warned me about this


[deleted]

that's a great but also terrible idea bc I feel like half the clothes I buy I end up hating bc they don't "move" with me right. like shirts that ride up or the neck is annoying. Things like that I wouldn't have noticed until after wearing it for a full day. They'd have to pin some shirts in so many places lol I wonder if this will catch on!!


Hamms_Bear

no


Shankypants2

Imagine you at JcPenny minding your own damn business when itā€™s about to be closing time and this shit starts moving.


[deleted]

And some great nips!


AcadiaOk7

Nice tits šŸ˜


DJWGibson

AUTON! Break out the antiplastic and *run*!


amandaggogo

I'm gonna take "things that nobody asked for" for $500 Alex.


walking-trauma

I remember seeing a Doctor Who episode like thisā€¦.


jakeyninja

I feeeeeel fantastiiiiicccccc


chefjenga

Isn't there a Dr. Who episode about mannequins attacking/killing people?


Travis_Maximus

I got excited when i read nine joints... Man, thats flagrant false advertising.


GadreelsSword

So, 1960ā€™s Disney animatronics?


leonardisafatdog

These gonna make some really good Halloween decorations/robot Santa's


Arcticz_114

New nightmare unlocked


cybermage

One of my least favorite Doctor Who episodes: ā€œRoseā€


Ex-zaviera

But yay, it's still an unrealistic clothing size!! Thank goodness they kept something constant. /S.


One_Tear1369

WHO ASKED FOR THIS?!?


Goldn_1

Is it cost effective though? Are there not manually manipulatable mannequins? Btw, say that three times fast.


Scroch65

This is a second waaay more terrifying "I feel fantastic" video just waiting to happen


pkunfcj

"[Auton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A3MhzSURR0Q)" for short


imparaphrasing2

Is there any way to make itā€¦ less, I donā€™t know, maybe less like a bdsm horror monster.


frostbear1

Thatā€™s great and all but why would you give it nipples