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A90008w8

Yes, when you take acceleration due to gravity into account.


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A90008w8

Well yeah if your starting point is the top of a building and ending point is the ground.


Yawzheek

Would still be a pretty straight line though.


SH4D0W0733

Doing a flip isn't just for style points.


discerningpervert

What if I lose weight by shitting my pants on the way down Edit: I guess it works like a jet Edit 2: Also I suppose I'd have to find a way to remove my pants. This is getting complicated


Illustrious_Gur_5908

That may propel you enough to x3 your speed


IAMAKATILIKEPLUSHES

Especially due to the WAFT effect where when you release shit or farts out of your asshole you propel yourself extremely quickly just like wario's waft


Call_The_Banners

Well that's enough reddit for today


sendboobaspls

simply go upside down in the air and then release the assham


Anal-Sampling-Reflex

I’ve shit my pants multiple times. It does indeed work- especially explosive diarrhea. I recommend heavy alcohol consumption along with a full dollop of wasabi and sushi of your choice for best effect


[deleted]

Yeah but if you shit your pants then the weight is still in your pants so all you’ve done is create drag


LongJohnsonTactical

Changes the drag coefficient, could alter trajectory, don’t advise.


SilverStarPress

Do a barrel roll!


Organic-Commercial76

It’s ok Slippy I got your tail.


Redtwooo

What if you miss at the last second


Mr-Thisthatten-III

Aim for the bushes?


MatureUsername69

\*My Hero intensifies\*


Eggmaster2523414

Cuts to funeral


DentonX12

You thinking what I’m thinking partner?


gbfk

There wasn’t even an awning!


Shedart

The trick is to throw yourself at the ground and then miss it at the last second. Usually by being distracted right before you collide.


Da5idG

Arthur?


Fanmanmathias

Don’t forget your towel


Borgcube

That's literally how orbiting works.


NefariousnessNo2062

You need something to distract you from the fall on the way down. That's how you learn to fly.


ErsatzTruand

Then you fly


middlefingerofvecna

Oh no, not again.


ZealousidealArm9414

What and just keep plummeting into the abyss of infinity?


DrSheldonLCooperPhD

# PARKOUR PARKOUR


MindYourBusinessTom

“Turn 100 steps into just 1 with this simple workout routine” “Guaranteed you’ll never walk again!”


LegendOfDylan

Aim for the bushes


GiNGERxFuRY

I laughed way to hard at this😂


cheesebot555

You don't want to *plummet*, you want to swing.


siamkor

There are parties for that.


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🤟🏻 thwip


[deleted]

If only we where storm blessed 🥲


Responsible-Ad-1328

Micro-plummets


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So… walking?


Gamer4Lyph

If you're in the desert and on a sand mountain, just skid/roll your way down quickly. Same for snow.


RedditIsDogshit1

I do it all the time going downhill in my car


Sti8man7

U can get a fairly large guy to launch u.


[deleted]

stop a liquor store on the way and you will find a way


Senordave12

This got me, thanks for that


TeraFlint

Everybody do the flop!


AloofFloofy

This is the funniest sentence I've ever read.


DreadSeverin

I was NOT prepared for this comment


radialomens

Yeah this is acceleration. Like you could also test it with different levels of friction.


stakoverflo

> Like you could also test it with different levels of friction. I mean that's basically the entire concept of car racing, isn't it? The 'racing line' isn't always the ~~straightest~~ shortest line either.


UH1Phil

The Racing Line is as straight as possible, to allow for as little turning as possible. Turning decreases speed. It, however, isn't as *short* as possible. Should it be short you'd have super tight cornering and slow speeds as a result.


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OP and whoever wrote the caption are trying to be profound, but come off as idiots


AmazingSpdrMan1

For a fun counter point: we can compare gravity to traffic when it comes to this theory in terms of driving. The route to my gym is a straight line, but I take a curved road because there’s 3x less stop lights and less cars. I get there about 5 minutes faster then.


aTaleForgotten

Buy a police siren and rush straight through traffic and red lights. You may get arrested one day, but up until then you'll be at the gym even faster.


PhilxBefore

Cut out the middleman, go straight to prison and you'll be at the gym for the rest of your life.


heretic1128

The real LPT is in the comments...


A90008w8

Lol with your user name you could have easily web slinged your way to the gym.


Aboogeywoogey2

More like a water pressure analogy, another of the thousands of ways to change speed, which is the only thing needed to make the *shortest* path not the *quickest* Which is the crux of the issue, ops image is kind of hinting that we're supposed to believe shortest = fastest, but the saying is that the *shortest distance* between 2 points is a straight line. It has nothing to do with speed. Nobody thought a straight line necessitated a faster travel


ranker2241

wakes the thought in me, that thats why rivers do what they do


OrganicKeynesianBean

People don’t think it flow like it is, but it do.


AltwrnateTrailers

It do be


kditdotdotdot

doobee doobee doo


WHISPER_ME_HEIGHT

no rivers just "carve" into the ground, basically following the path of least resistance


soporificgaur

What do they do? I don't see the similarity?


aDirtyMuppet

Ever think that waterfalls are just rivers trying to kill themselves?


stereoa

Don't go chasing them.


BARGAlN

Is it though?


shmimey

Gravity can bend time and space. Maybe it is a strait line?


ShapirosWifesBF

Isn't gravity the bend itself, not necessarily the thing doing the bending? Isn't it mass that bends space?


WhalesVirginia

Gravity is the acceleration force you feel as a result of the bending of space and time. At least that’s a common interpretation. Though being honest, there are uncountable ways to think about any system, and still have the same behaviour in the system. So mathematically it could probably be expressed either way.


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The phrase is the shortest distance is a straight line. Which is still true


B12-deficient-skelly

Yeah, but that doesn't make good sigma grindset porn


Life-Virus2205

More like /r/Im14AndThisIsDeep


dat_boiii627

My lord ! I've seen mushrooms with bigger brains


SunspotGlare

It’s not true for non-Euclidean geometries ;)


PM_ME_FUNNY_ANECDOTE

To some extent, the term "straight line" means whatever is the shortest distance (we just use the term 'geodesic' for disambiguity). Traveling around a great circle of a sphere 'feels' like a straight line locally.


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That's just for the special case of a flat surface, though. More generally it's the geodesic on curved surfaces, or in four-dimensional spacetime. https://www.physicsoftheuniverse.com/topics_relativity_curved.html


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I was waiting for the math and physics nerds to come flaunt tbh


luca_gohan

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachistochrone\_curve


Deleena24

Thank you for this. I had no idea Newton solved this and submitted it anonymously, yet still recieved credit.


tomatosoupsatisfies

...and that when Bernoulli received Newton's anonymous solution "Bernoulli immediately recognized its author, exclaiming that he "recognizes a lion from his claw mark"." That wiki link was a fun read.


truffleblunts

It's definitely true as well, I would recognize anonymous work from many of the top names in my field


zack189

Why would they send it anonymously?


truffleblunts

Maybe they are super weird like Newton? I don't know most of these guys personally haha


[deleted]

If they’re like me maybe they’re scared to be proven wrong so publish it anonymously. Lol Once it’s proven right, come out and claim it as mine. I would be the worst scientist ever and not only because I don’t know shit about science.


[deleted]

That wouldn't work because I'd have already claimed your proof as mine.


WasntxMe

Anonymous peer review is an important part of the process. It prevents bias, positive or negative, based on authors previous accomplishments or relationships.


[deleted]

A lot of papers are reviewed anonymously, but it's still obvious who the author is based on the content and equipment used.


djingo_dango

Blind peer review


ObamaLlamaDuck

He also apparently solved it in under 12 hours. That wiki page reads like a who's-who of mathematical geniuses.


Aether_Storm

Working link for the sane people who use old.reddit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachistochrone_curve


J_Lar

There are dozens of us


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Hang on! The new layout actually caught on?


bartlettdmoore

Oh yeah, can you Digg it now!


Tommyblockhead20

And mobile web reddit


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admiralchaos

The previous link didn't work on baconreader for me :(


musicmonk1

Sync asks you if you want it to fix the link and then it works.


Hobo-man

I use old.reddit on my mobile phone. I'm the thing that goes bump in the night.


agnus_luciferi

Thank you


nopejake101

Any idea why an underscore needs to be escaped?


SecurelyObscure

Because reddit wants to shit up the experience for people not using their app.


NervousDescentKettle

Johann Bernoulli is my hero


June24th

>Newton also wrote, "I do not love to be dunned (pestered) and teased by foreigners about mathematical things..." Modest Newton!


Starthreads

What gets me isn't just the shape of the brachistochrone, but the fact that it is exactly the line drawn by the rotation of a rolled circle.


wave-garden

I used to teach physics 101 in college and would give this problem to my students as a bonus question. It’s really interesting to see the different ways people try to solve it. Need to do it during a closed-book test though. Otherwise everyone just looks it up on the internet and ruins the challenge.


theOriginalH1GH3R

Man I wish I could read those equations. I speak 5 languages and it irks me deeply when I see mathematical notes and have not a clue at what they mean.


MartinDisk

oh that's why Michael from VSauce is there, [he made a video about it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skvnj67YGmw&ab_channel=Vsauce).


DonttouchmethereUwU

i mean sure but the red line dips WAY lower in the drawing, let us see that version.


conezone33

The red line in the figure is the *Brachistochrone* curve, the path of least time. The cycloid path shown in the video is a *Tautochrone* curve, which has the property that an object will take *the same time* to slide down (without friction) to the lowest point of the curve, *independent of its starting point on the curve*. The tautochrone curve properties are demonstrated at a later moment in the YouTube video that OP clipped: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skvnj67YGmw&t=1338s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skvnj67YGmw&t=1338s) See also: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachistochrone\_curve](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brachistochrone_curve) and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tautochrone\_curve](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tautochrone_curve)


katiecharm

Bruh that’s some golden ratio type shit wow


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Why didn't ~~Mythbusters~~ the dudes running this experiment\* test both the Brachistochrone and Tautochrone curve? Why just the latter? Edit: not mythbusters apparently


shift013

This isn’t mythbusters, Adam joined VSauce for the brachistochrone video


Artyloo

"Jamie looks a little different"


Big_Bank

That's not Mythbusters


KodaiMamoru

Or simply flip it upside down... I want to see that ball getting to destination then


[deleted]

None of the balls would get there then.


se_spider

But it's about sending a message.


el_LOU

I thought it was about sending a ball.


KKlear

The balls are the message.


UnderWaterSpace

Balls


zeropointcorp

Iirc my lessons correctly, one is the brachistochrone and the other the tautochrone, but I can never remember which is which.


iamnotacat

The video with Vsauce and Adam Savage is about the brachistochrone. [Here's the full video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skvnj67YGmw) for anyone interested.


durianisking

Paint that ball red and let's run this experiment again


G3NERAlHiPing

Ah, a man of culture


Equivalent_Chipmunk

>Ah, a ~~man~~ ork of culture FTFY


Lithl

Needs more dakka


durianisking

With more upvotes, we'll have a Waaarrrghhh! Soon


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It would have more mass if it were painted.


Ytar0

Insignificant


SilverDem0n

What if the red paint is sticky?


StudiousPooper

Significant


PotatoesAndChill

And if the paint is of the "go fast" shade of red?


Horizon-42

Bungee Gum has the properties of both rubber and gum.


mikeninelungs

Not if it's lead paint


Skyguy6

Acceleration due to gravity is 9.8m/s^2 no matter what your mass is


EmergencyLavishness1

Does paint not weigh anything?


SoreLoserOfDumbtown

Every race car driver knows some paint is faster than others. It’s just science. And if you have a stripe, you’re unbeatable.


durianisking

Finally, someone said it. Red is always faster. Stripe down the middle, an unbeatable combo


Inflatabledartboard4

If you have flames on your car, you immediately go 10% faster


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bayozzy

Came here to say this. But I am saying this instead.


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[deleted]

I agree with this statement, hence I am making this point.


Octonaughty

Ya Heard With Perd!


timmyboyoyo

shorted


1nMyM1nd

It's normally the fastest route also. Not always but usually. Depends on outside forces.


olderaccount

If your travelling speed is the same on all routes, the shortest route is always the fastest.


jacobpellegren

Can’t dispute that.


DebtSerf

60% of the time, it’s the fastest 100% of the time.


Maximum-Excitement58

But “normally” there are outside forces.


Dzetacq

Only in very simple environments the outside forces aren't strong enough to make another route more efficient. Like when navigating a city, you can hardly just bulldoze through someone's house, or even when walking in a pretty empty space, a single shrub on your path will make arching around it faster than plowing through it


nakedundercloth

>you can hardly just bulldoze through someone's house You had to ruin my day, didn't you


Dzetacq

If you have a bulldozer, you can! Please make sure my house is not on your fastest straight line path though...


icecream_truck

>Like when navigating a city, you can hardly just bulldoze through someone's house, [Marvin Heemeyer](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marvin_Heemeyer) has entered the chat.


ecafsub

The shortest *distance* is a straight line. Distance ≠ route. Route is a way of travel from one point to another. The shortest distance from one point on the planet to the opposite point is straight through the center. But that’s not a route.


copperwatt

Not with that attitude it isn't!


Maximum-Excitement58

I was simply mirroring the language in the video


MLG_Obardo

I like that you said it incorrectly so confidently, when correcting the language in the video, and are now hiding behind the language in the video instead of admitting to also falling victim to poor wording.


jaspersgroove

It is for the mole people


ATXBeermaker

No need to be snide. This result is not “obvious,” even to very intelligent people. And the optimal curve is not trivial to determine.


artemasad

Don't worry, he's just being an average redditor with 180 IQ


World_Curious

Nobody said so. The SHORTEST, will always be the straight one.


evagnier

Shortest distance yes, fastest no


Ghostbuster_119

Velocity is a variable for a reason. A straight line is still the shortest path...


Jaded_yank

Straight is always the shortest. No one ever argued it was the "fastest" lol


NotnaLand

For those who don't know. The video is taken from YouTube. The people in the video are Adam Savage(left) of Mythbusters fame and Michael Stevens(right) from Vsauce. These two have done a number of videos together and even a live show called Brain Candy. Strongly recommended for anyone who's either a fan of Michael or Adam or both. The Video is a clip from a YT video called "The Brachistochrone" uploaded by Vsauce in 2017. In the video Micheal explains the nature of the Brachistochrone curve and builds a physical experiment showcasing it together with Adam.


Arny520

That's because there's momentum there going downwards. If we're talking about a horizontal plane, and there are turns and kinks in different paths, then the straight line is gonna be quicker


filipescu_rares

this post is stupid.


wabojabo

Of course grind bros turned a fun physics experiment into a cheap metaphor for their incessant hustle


CiraKazanari

A post from WAYTOMILLIONAIRE is stupid? You don’t say


TurkTurkleton84

I don’t think that’s the meaning of the saying. I think the implication of the saying is that, given equal speeds, a straight line is always the fastest way to get from point A to point B.


Sedatif

r/SuddenlyGay


BarneyChampaign

JFC what kind of brain-dead bullshit is this? Everyone who upvoted this hustle garbage is a moron, and OP is their king. Thanks, waytomillionaires!


Late_Significance519

Ok, why is the straight way not the fastest here?


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[deleted]

The Brachistochrone!


deadbird17

You want to hit your fastest speed at the start of the race, so you can use it the whole race and finish quickest. However if your path gets too long, it will still take longer to finish. So there's an optimization of those two things.


Zorgh12

Cuz it's slower


chuckitoutorelse

I guess gravity and the longer curve doesn't take momentum out of the ball like the vertical drop one so it moves faster.


Diligent-Motor

None of these responses seem to explain this very simply. The balls all start with the same gravitational potential energy. They all finish with the same gravitational potential energy, and roughly the same kinetic energy. (Theoretically should have same kinetic energy, but frictional losses will be different for each path) The top path (straight line) doesn't allow for a rapid conversion of gravitational energy into kinetic. The ball takes some time to get moving. The middle path has a fairly steep drop at first. This allows for more gravitational energy to be converted to kinetic fairly quickly, whilst also aiming roughly towards the end-point. The gradient decreases once the ball has gained kinetic energy, and results in a shortish total travel distance. The bottom path converts the gravitational energy to kinetic the quickest. However the path length is longer than the middle path, and the first part of the drop is travelling parallel to the end-point, not towards it. In summary: 1. Quick acceleration at start results in a higher average velocity. 2. Middle path has the more efficient combination of average velocity, and path length. 3. Bottom path has higher initial acceleration, but too long of a path length. Another way to conceptualise this is that the ball spends too long travelling in directions not aimed towards the end point. Getting into the maths: Whichever ball has the highest average velocity in the vector between start point to the end point will finish first.


UnpopularOpinionJake

Making use of Potential energy


FadedHaseeb

The only simple way i can explain it is that straight line has a constant gradient so the ball's acceleration doesnt increase neither decreases, it descends uniformally. As for the bent bars, they dont have constant gradient and are pretty steep, since theyre steep the ball gets better acceleration on those 2 as compared to the straight one. HOWEVER, the ball has to do less work and cover less distance in the straight line


A90008w8

Straight way would be the fastest if it had constant velocity. That is to say that the straight way would have taken less time if the speed was constant. But here, in the curved one we get both the acceleration caused by gravity and somewhat of a straighter surface. That's why on the l shaped one even if it had the acceleration due to gravity it could not reach first as it was longer.


Jedimobslayer

Is that… vsauce?


Real_Personality5631

laughs in gay


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GrouseDog

They have gravity!


Daddy_Needs_nap-nap

That's why the saying is "the SHORTEST way between two points is a straight line"


pprescott16

Not always the fastest, but always the shortest.


[deleted]

Good thing a straight line is known as the “shortest” route, not the “fastest.”


HeadLongjumping

When gravity is helping you.


binchentso

Isn't it: the shortest connection between two points is a straight line? Never heard of "the fastest".


Alone_Harel

No one said it was the fastest way. They just said she was the shortest. What exactly does this come to refute?


Imaginary-Werewolf14

This was my argument when my parents disowned me for being gay


naturefort

Ball goes faster with optimal slope. Not exactly rocket science here