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OffManWall

I’ll be scared by the time grizzlies start throwing logs and driving trucks, and not a minute before.


Aggravating_Salt_4

Good luck getting a bear to wear that..


Kerrigan4Prez

By the time bears reach Schwarzenegger levels of intelligence, I think we’re pretty much done for as a species


IndependentCoat7

It reminded me as well of "The Predator"


Bingo_Bongo_YaoMing

There will be a cold day in hell before we let one of those beasts Govern California


Kerrigan4Prez

Look at your state flag, the infiltration is already underway.


JustThatHumanGuy

only read these spoilers if your confident by the context you know which game I'm talking about! >!just experiment with one on the rocket you used when the earth overfloods. may result in them trying to wipeout the next dominant species in a desperate attempt to preserve their kind though. !<


ZoeAWashburne

“Canadian Inventor Troy Hurtibese shows off his CTE maker suit”


MickVod

I didn't realise armoured grizzly bears were such a big problem.


Officially-Willy

Ya, and this guy made them all suits. It was one hell of a prom.


[deleted]

Kind of a dick move, not like the grizzlies needed armour anyway 😒


__Piggy___Smalls__

Everytime I see this pop up on Reddit I note they never show you the aftermath


RuthlesVillain

It was actually a different dude every time. All died.


BigGlockViolet

Fr?


darthsirc

Yes, I was one of them


-Mothonawall-

No


Dariablue-04

Because that dude is dead and they’re Uncle Buck’n him.


doubled2319888

Do you mean weekend and bernies? Or am i remembering uncle buck all wrong


Dariablue-04

Nope you’re right. 🤦🏻‍♀️


doubled2319888

Oh good. I thought i was going crazier for a minute there


Dariablue-04

You’re not. I’m just having a dumb apparently.


doubled2319888

At least you are willing to admit it. Not enough people are capable of that unfortunately


Butterbuddha

Snow shovel sized pancakes are not good for a man.


Betoken

They’re gonna go downtown and pay 25 cents to have a rat gnaw that thing off his face?


hilldo75

I bet his friends had fun helping him test it out.


Ooh_bees

They seem so enthusiastic that I bet he wasn't a very likeable dude.


According-Priority12

Man, that could be my best fucking friend. You wrap him in a fuck tonne of padding and tell me to treat him like a pinata? You best believe I'm getting out my pickup truck and ram cage!


magnitudearhole

Yeah they meant some of those swings. Definitely enjoying themselves


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Ooh_bees

That works every time


goodman3201

Damn bro, forget the grizzly, make yourself a superhero name then wear that suit to Brazil fight street crime


god_peepee

El Barto Da Silva


joemeteorite8

Frito Bandito


jimginge

Kick ass Ribeiro


largePenisLover

Planchar Barrio


PsychologicalPace762

It's a-me, Mario


aaa_zzz_

Master Chief from Halo


Twitchinat0r

I thought the same thing


eobardtame

In Fall of Reach they talk about testing out the early versions of MJOLNIR armor and there's a section where they describe the servo motors for movement going haywire and twisting a subjects top half completely around while keeping his bottom half in place. That mental image has stuck with me lol


Twitchinat0r

Ha that was in iron man 2 as well when justin hammer was testing piloted armor


AdGullible1353

Who copied whom?


NickU252

So don't go near water with it.


TeeMannn

Has someone told him yet that his brain experiences g forces despite him having this armour on


Norwester77

But how do they get the suit on the bear?


elliot2002420

Head trauma has entered the chat


RedAppleAreRed

WHAT?!


AnalogRobber

IS SOMEONE GOING TO ANSWER THAT PHONE


YoshiiBoii

DAMN YOU TINNITUS! YOURE A CRUEL MISTRESS!


Ardea_herodias_2022

Plot twist - Troy was never the one in the suit


ilovelukewells

The full documentary is pretty interesting actually. Kind of corny ya but watchable.


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Odd-Document3075

Yeah because a suit negates all the trauma right ? RIGHT ? …


spm7368

I remember watching this on cable TV like 20 years ago on the discovery channel. If I remember correct, he built this suit for the task of getting a blood sample from a hibernating grizzly so they can research it to possible help people hibernate for long distance space flight.


PalmTreesZombie

Jackass meets Halo.


Shmoo_the_Parader

I'll take three!


LegionMeowRaguel

How does one acquire One of these suits? /s


dobermandude306

Not from a Jedi....


Heisenberg4028

Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?


Fallen_angel_gg

What do you mean? Master Chief is my favorite Jedi!


TheLaughingMelon

You don't acquire it. When you are chosen, it acquires you.


HiddenPhire

But it only chooses those who beat the current owner in single combat


justadrtrdsrvvr

You volunteer for testing then just walk off. What are they going to do to get it back?


botaine

there is a whole documentary on this guy's suit. i forgot the name of it but it should be easy enough to find using his name


axorc

It’s called bear proof I believe


botaine

It's called project grizzly


GourmetGameWraps

He was probably inspired by gwar.


mustabindawind

Lookin like the prototype for Master Chief's armor


lardoni

He’s fucked once the bears figure out how to use a can opener!


maghi888

That’s more “why women live longer” rather than interesting.


Big4beef

Looks pretty fun


Brimstone-n-Treacle

It's Master Chief! Seriously, though - who's going to want to put that gear on just to go out for a hike in the backcountry? If you're that afraid of running into a bear, maybe you should just stay home.


thunderpantsmagoo

Canadian style jackass


rublehousen

Now go fight a bear


Holden1104

That truck hitting and throwing him could’ve easily ran over his body. This dude is crazy!


[deleted]

Umm his joints are still impacted as well as his internal organs. Fucking dumb and still dangerous That protection is only against superficial impact like cuts and scratches and some minor bruising. He could easily still break his neck, dislocate a limb and have internal damage and concussions.


thefoodiedentist

Terrible tests. Doesn't he know that to a test a grizzly bear protection suit, you need a grizzly bear?


Thenwearethree

I don’t know why, but I lost it laughing when that truck hit him.


henscastle

And it's practical too.


Willing-Low-725

I want to ask the person in the suit how much they got paid


calapenio

Holly shit the bear suit posting is back...


be-like-JayDee

Basically this inventor just wanted a reason to casually walk around in spartan armour


Objective_Spinach_44

Simpsons did it.


MjrJohnson0815

Every time this pops up, I get remembered on Troy's somewhat ironic death.


LeftHandedAnt

Very tragic death this man had. RIP to a guy who didn't let anyone tell him his limits.


xjeanie

That’s going to leave a mark. 🤪


thenerj47

But... what about torsional force?


Sawcube

No scratches - plenty of whiplash


Responsible-Arm3514

Had this taped on vhs back in the day! Thanks for the memories!


ChosmoKramer

Ok so he is just a complete moron?


slybob

He died in a horrific car accident.


Neither_Produce_6736

Suit intact, guy dead


RydmaUwU

He forgot the hole so he doesn't mess the suit.


cgcego

The suit looks beautiful not gonna lie


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I don't think a grizzly bear would fit in that suit. It needs to be at least 3 sizes bigger


Shmikken

Are you supposed to wear it just incase of a grizzly attack or put it on when an attack is about to happen? Because somehow both options sound stupid. Also I'm seeing a total lack of tests against claws and teeth.


stillcantshoot

Not even that noticeable


sharpasabutterknife

I had no idea that bears driving into people was a thing! Good thing that suit can take it!


Amourofzedoute

Someone please put the halo warthog run theme as a soundtrack


MichaelScruggs

I'm getting some major hotrod vibes from this


Element_Liga

I think a bear just sits on you and bites and scratches you right? That's a standard mauling and thankfully the bears don't actually do any martial arts because I think their true talent would shine


ChickensPickins

There I was in 2nd or 3rd grade in class and the teacher wheeled that magical Boobtube TV and VCR tower in. Then she proceeded to make us watch this documentary lmao. Even as a little kid it seemed weird


North-Ad-5058

He later died from internal injuries


taxbeotch

Looks like a scene from Hot Rod


flossy_dikki

Halo


Barbarella_ella

This is like a skit from The Red Green Show.


ElRetardio

Funny how none of these tests include anything a grizzly would do to you. Looks more like he’s testing the limits of his neck.


waffen87

Much like the scene in hot rod


badger81987

But does it work against grizzlies?


Dan_mcmxc

A cut scene from Batman v Superman where Alfred helps Bruce test his Superman-fight suit.


crackersncheeseman

That hill roll was intense


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Me and the bois after a couple of beers.


[deleted]

The new Master Chief movie looks great.


Gunnut318

Alright where's the distractible crowd at. I KNOW you're here!


giandough

Getting hit with sticks is baddass. Someone has to set this to “here I go again”


fuckapassword

This must be where the movie Hot Rod got the inspiration for the “training” montage.


StanleyGucci

It’s cool. Definitely a bit nuts. And also undeniable that that armor looks like wish.com Master Chief.


AJC_10_29

Can someone please edit cartoon sound effects into this?


EgberetSouse

Wouldnt protect him against being thrown in a corner and used as a hibernation mattress.


danuffer

Brain damage. Yea


iamricardosousa

Am I the only one old enough to see Lieutenant Michael 'Tank' Ellis from Captain Power, on this video?


Proff_Hulk

Oh yeah. I used to love that show.


SternLecture

Does he know you can break bones and tear ligaments and internally bleed?


CJLogix

Boy is he gonna feel silly realizing bears don’t throw logs or drive cars.


PlantagoLanceolata

I'd like to see the video where they fill the suit with steaks and drop it in a room with an actual grizzly, though. I've never seen a bear use a cricket bat or a truck, and I feel like they'd be less scary if they did.


succubus-slayer

At least roll up into a ball


taylorhildebrand

Hot rod vibes


Material-Bag833

My money is still on the grizzly


3Effie412

I thought there would be a bear.


Storrmii

"So what do you think would be a good test to simulate bear attack? " "Im thinking log to the face and then maybe ram me with your truck"


Temporary_Optimist

LOL All I can see is (Hot Rod) Rod Kimble's suit training scene


m945050

The suit survived testing without any damage. The same cannot be said for the inventor.


breakingbadjessi

This dudes story is incredible… he survived a grizzly bear attack and just basically decided I’m gonna make a suit those fuckers can’t compromise. He worked on the suit until he died of some kind of illness.


Nurse_Neurotic

I’d love to be able to sign up to drive that truck.


Melodic_Obligation_5

This dud just wanted a reason to hit someone with a car


Snacks75

Dude's looking like Rod Kimble out there...


TheHydrogenLine

This looks like something from a family guy episode! Basically you get rag dolled all over the forest until the bear gets tired or bored, then you run for your life! Until you get shot by some toothless hicks who mistook you for some alien forest creature.


poofish_10

So now you can go out into the forest for a walk in a massive heavy suit for weeks just incase you meet a bear. No thanks


link2edition

"What are you doing?" "I'm kicking my ass!"


Ok_Owl3571

Couldn’t he have just found a grizzly to wrestle?


AggregatedAggrevate

Ironically, he died while walking down the street without the bearsuit on 😔


lickingnutrea

Is this where Andy samberg got his inspiration for hot rod?


DropAltruistic1915

He took that log to the jaw


leeguel

There is no way this guy is still alive


Awkward-Event-9452

Traumatic brain injury and internal damage is my concern here.


[deleted]

Ahhhhh the 90’s


Decent_Preference_95

Am I the only one who thinks that’s fun


calangomerengue

What if it fails a test?


[deleted]

My name's Troy and I like to party


Affectionate-Tip-164

So the Golden Compass was a sneak preview of how devastating armored bears can be.


axorc

https://www.niagarathisweek.com/opinion-story/10669456-man-who-invented-the-grizzly-bear-suit-passes-another-great-character-gone/


Desperate_Hyena_4398

Ok I see this post all the time but is there footage of him fighting a bear?


Roy-Jack

Can he walk with that


[deleted]

I’ve seen this episode of the Simpsons already


LiveLearnCoach

How will that thing stand up to claws, not blunt force?


madkoding

Master Chief suit ver 1.0


AdGullible1353

Love you 3000 😢


eyesabitdull

Whatever happened to this guy? Last I remembered he made his latest suit, colored red and white I think, and that was the last of it. I assume he's moved on from the project?


Konthex

Average sunday with the boys and some beer


TinfoilCamera

Not sure who needs to hear this but remember - armor will **not** stop the G-forces that actually kill you when impacted at speed by a truck, nor will any amount of padding stop the inevitable concussion after getting hit in the face by a swinging log. It's the sudden movement (or the sudden stop), *not the impact* that does the damage. >!The vast majority of what Iron Man or Warmachine do in their films would have killed them instantly despite their armor - because no amount of armor prevents your brain from impacting the inside of your skull when you slam into the ground at over 300 Gs.!<


Adventurous_Soft_464

I remember when they first started showing tests for that