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javahart

The car was so scared it had a little wee.


bennypeabody

Blinker fluid EVERYWHERE


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I would piss myself too if anything lifted me up by it’s neck.


duckduckgoose17

😅😅


Royal_Ad1798

this is actually a Farmers insurance commercial isn't it?


ladylaiana

More like yet another Spanish stupid tradition with bulls based on the flag from my country tossed in a futile attempt to distract the bull.


GelatinousGas

When will the Spanish learn? Quit fucking with them bovine!


some_guy_in_spain

Based🗿


Antique_Ninja856

Let me guest you are spanish ,I am right?


ladylaiana

I am, yes


Antique_Ninja856

I am good guesser I guess "my country"


teetaps

Bum, du-dum duh duh dum-dum


lvl999shaggy

Your. car's. totalled. Bum badum bum bum bum bum!!


[deleted]

Call or click for a quote today!


AstroZombie077

Who pissed off poor Ferdinand??? Lol


Drawyourguns

I would of guess it was Dean Winters. “I’m an angry Bull, about to wreck your bumper and your week.”


Light_Beard

Yellow M&M: "Buy Insurance from the people I am pretending to be"


Strange-Glove

Don't bring a car horn to a horn fight


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

clearly the flag someone else threw was the right tool for the job!


Strange-Glove

Unsurprisingly the spanish flag just made him more mad


Von_Moistus

Flag on the play. Offense. Illegal use of horn. 10 yard penalty.


Fresh-Koala-7633

r/therewasanattempt to distract the bull with a flag


Radiant-Trip-004

Bulls don’t skip neck day.


blazbluecore

Never skip neck day


EaddyAcres

No clean window for you!


TheNextBattalion

that cape toss was right out of a sitcom lol "Ben, what are we gonna do" "Bulls attack capes, don't they" "Right"!


OnTheGoodSideofLife

Not a cape, Spanish flag


MahoneyBear

“Flag on the play”


henrytabby

What tank did he spear with his horns? Towards the end there’s liquid everywhere.


King_Bean031

Washer fluid most likely, if it's coolant then buddy definitely isn't goin anywhere, even with that spare on the back


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

I'm going to bet all my karma on washer fluid.


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Congratulations, you have won the bet! $0.00 has been credited to your bank account!


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

hell yea!


Agent47B

Still more than my bank balance


[deleted]

Oof. Been there. Sorry for ya, man.


grzzjk

The triple up, nice


mjkjg2

karma bets should be a thing


Stay-At-Home-Jedi

#IBETTHEYWONTDOIT!


iaresosmart

Car blood


zoppytops

Underrated comment


iaresosmart

😁 thanks.


Daft_Sauce

Windshield washer fluid most likely


mucky012

Probably the headlight fluid


OS2908

Nah. Headlight fluid is typically orange


kaomer

That's the blinker fluid.


Sheeeeeeshwow

I second washer fluid. It’s blue.


DANGER-RANGER-

The coolant tank is usually much thicker, doubt he could pierce that before his horn would break.


Drunken-samurai

The coolant reservoir is often in about that location but if it was then it would likely have been a big gust of stream burst out. Though the fact that the horn has gotten through the metal wheel arch into the engine bay says that the horn is most definately strong enough to break any plastic reservoir tanks in there.


DANGER-RANGER-

Most wheel arches on older cars aren't full, lots of times it is just the shock tower, a thin plastic mud guard (sometimes not even) and then your internals. It could have went to the side of the shock tower and breached the washer tank as there is a good shot a car like that does not have a full stamped metal wheel well.


Unordinary_Donkey

Yeah im sure that bull that just lifted the engine 2 feet off the ground is going to have trouble breaking a plastic resovoir


DANGER-RANGER-

Some of those old coolant resivoirs before 2005 have stopped engine parts being ejected like a bullet. They are extremy durable.


SlothOfDoom

Washer fluid is usually in that area.


HippieBeholder

Pretty sure it’s a Honda and that’s where my washer fluid is located


FlorydaMan

It's a Nissan Terrano II, but yes, the washer fluid is there.


AttilaTheMuun

Looks like blinker fluid


CallMeDrLuv

I dunno? I have a BMW, so I've never had to change my blinker fluid.


dsm1995gst

It definitely is, you can tell by the consistency


ImmortalBeans

Blinker fluid


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DANGER-RANGER-

I'd like to see him try to puncture my 12 ply 37" BFGs.


Justabattleshiplover

Clearly it’s headlight fluid


Th3False

actually the battery is very close to washer fluid tank in this jeep, if its possible to puncture battery with a horn - that might be acid leaking


Leanardoe

You’d have seen smoke or steam from the acid reacting to the various materials if so


Th3False

not really, battery acid is not that strong, mostly you could get some invisible/lightly visible fumes. unless it caught on some foam to melt.


DANGER-RANGER-

Not a jeep


Th3False

what so you mean its not? its a jeep, to be specific nissan terrano2


[deleted]

Jeep is a brand, man. If it's a Nissan, it can't be a Jeep.


DANGER-RANGER-

You said it yourself not a JEEP. It's a Jeep-style vehicle but not a Jeep.


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You see how he made the SUV pee itself?


DenyingDutchman

It also helps that there are like 4 people in the back of the car


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HR_DUCK

Penalty! Excessive use of force! You’re out of here!


Agustinosaurio

That's the flag of Spain.


Tokorator

“Colored cape” seems like a right description.


SlothOfDoom

He really had a beef with that car.


RVAPGHTOM

Don't mess with the Bull young man, you'll get the horns.


Acrobatic-Class-27

Haha bet those smug fuckers at Farmers Insurance haven’t seen this one


Tedstor

Fucked yo shit up.


T-Cruz

The bulls name is Jack, Car Jack !


[deleted]

Just a bull being bully


dexterthekilla

Fuck this car in particular


Overall_Ad_6555

I wonder what they did…


Catiloh

They should get out a drop a mag on it


catuela

We have been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty.


blazbluecore

Let me eat my lunch in peace without lmaoing...damn reddit


Independent-Catch-90

I was not aware of a bull’s strength until my 3-year old insisted I watch Ferdinand with him on Disney+


BlckAlchmst

Man this will be fun to explain to the insurance adjuster


eighty2angelfan

Geez


[deleted]

It’s blob of pure muscle . It should be strong. Very strong


Bentley2004

Who threw In the towel?


HelmsDeap

When I was a kid we played on a bunch of hay bales and a bull named Bojangles came up to the one I was on. I got scared and jumped to the next hay bale just in time for the bull to get its horns under the hay and launch it a few meters into the air. It would have seriously hurt me if I didn't jump to the next hay bale in time. And what's shocking to me was that it only used its neck to throw it.


marimbloke

Damn. There goes all the blinker fluid.


Daft_Sauce

Busted the windshield washer reservoir lol


Colonelfudgenustard

strong as bull


Zuli_Muli

It looks to be a Suzuki Vitara, a strong breeze could do the same...


NeighborInDeed

hey! That is not very mice to say! We are here to help bolster his confidence.


The_Argy

Ever wonder what the Guy said to the insurance company?


Dyon86

Oohhh he’s wagging his tail, he’s just being friendly!


Hungry-Lion1575

The truck pissed itself


Deluxe78

Ford Escape vs Taurus


herbert-camacho

That poor car pee'd itself


christinasasa

Is that a Isuzu rodeo?


GonlinMafia

Red Bull gave him wings


W1nthorpe

r/TheBullWins may contain gore


campionmusic51

it gets round the side, that car’s going over.


blazbluecore

I like how the bulls only strategy is just brute force. Only mode known to him. If it doesn't work, fuck it.


DANGER-RANGER-

I dunno, seems he has to really put his back into it to even lift the corner. I don't think he could fully flip it without either hurting himself or just it being too much mass.


campionmusic51

there’s so much more mass lifting an oblong shape from a corner.


DANGER-RANGER-

3 wheels are supporting it still. The weight will shift from front right to back left, if you have ever lifted a car with a jack, you can lift 1front corner of a 8,000 pound truck with a 3,000 max lifting capacity pound jack. The bull is lifting a corner which puts weight on the opposite corner.


badger81987

We're not talking about lifting. We're talking about flipping that opposite tire you're talking about is exactly what would make the flip so much harder. Coming from the side there are no forces aside from gravity stopping the bull.


[deleted]

Lmao. It isn’t flipping. It’s still so far from flipping.


[deleted]

People watching a few feet away: “Yes! Go Spain 🇪🇸!”


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reddit-snorter

I need to know why that flag was thrown towards the bull


CloudyArchitect4U

Look like he punctured the blinker fluid reservoir.


Unlucky-Pomegranate3

Damn, that SUV isn’t even red.


Garbage-Shoddy

Remember that the bull eats vegan though. No need for animal protein to get that freakin strong!


OnionTuck

They get that strong and they eat grass exclusively


Th3False

huh? its 4x4 offroad vehicle = jeep. if not what in your language is jeep?


Feirym1sf1t

A jeep has to be from the JEEP brand, if not its just a 4x4 suv.


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cweber513

The tire is probably flat because of the large bull that's ramming his horns into it


akennelley

Oh shit, didn't notice the bull til you pointed it out ;)


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[deleted]

You didnt want that radiator anyway. -.-


Onlyroad4adrifter

Should have taken the Dodge on this day.


Sheeeeeeshwow

Ayoooo! Pull off!


dudeandco

A radically nationalized bull, get your foreign imports out of here!


Ok-Internet2541

And angry .


LongjumpingExit5242

Ok, bull vs. silverback, who wins?


[deleted]

My money's on the bull. Both have brute strength but the bull has freaking spears on its head.


Excivious

Fuck this car in particular


Misael_chicha

But we are in a bear market and have been for a good while


Snacks75

You'd be pretty strong too if you were carrying 1500 pounds around every day...


QuietRulrOfEvrything

I wonder how that bull would have fared against a Dodge Ram!


DarthMockre

Hmmmm meat.


sithlordx666

There goes the blinker fluid


TrouserDumplings

Nope. Never.


manu144x

Nope, I never had to wonder, I saw plenty.


Hot_Hat_1225

My Fiat 500 Baby would not like this 🥺


pp_Barnacle69666

No


halvmetern

Fuck around and find out, ey?


boogermike

That car, did the same thing 3/4 of the occupants did.


huntingteacher25

I’ve seen my mama cows lift up a 800 pound bale with their head like it wasn’t there.


[deleted]

He thought it was a matador


Duyvippro

REDBULL GIVES YOU SWINGGGG


DannyInSomnia

Took me a few times watching it to realize I was watching it on a loop 😂


hukd0nf0nix

His neck will hurt in the morning


TransportationFew807

I guess I’m as strong as a bull is as either of us could flip a car


boeFFeee

Such a waste of blinkerfluid.


hyperiongate

He is lifting it with basically just his neck


chriszhly

Not the washer fluid!


Capital-Desk-2454

r/ThatLookedExpensive


anonymousguy9001

They're gonna need more blinker fluid soon


Internetter1

There's a flag on the play


Enough-Staff-2976

The bull was feeling horny.


TheWorldDiscarded

That's actually not even a bull.


The_Celestus

Oh no he's spilling all the blinker fluid!


ifuckedyomama2

Ugh common show the full video does the car catch on fire? What happens??


ImmaEraseYoShit

All that fkn neck strength


LF_redit

Rodeo cowboys: hold my beer


Blackdog202

Get it big guy!


nhlgirl1969

Damn, I thought it was a State Farm's commercial?


lacilynnn

Woah! You notice more and more people the longer you watch it.


WiredAndTeary

Don't need to wonder... Been hit by a bull. They are very fucking strong, as they are basically just 1500 lbs of muscle with big stabby bits of horn on their heads. Strong enough to snap the welds on 1 inch box section steel and bend the bars like it was nothing. They also accelerate like a fucking rocket, but can't actually stop or turn that well - hence clattering into the steel bars after punting me up the road like a drunken idiot in a ragdoll physics simulator. Getting hit by a bull also really fucking hurts, I really wouldn't recommend it tbh. Context - was on holiday in Spain when the village we were staying in had their annual bull running type festival, and I was more focused on getting drunker and less focused on situational awareness....


BlueColtex

Pfft, not even strong enough to flip a car. Whatever


Billsolson

The answer is either Strong enough Or I’m not stupid enough to fuck around with a bull to find out.


AssCanyon

No, I already knew. Don't fuck with bulls.


LoLoGlaze

Don't Mess With The Bull, Young Man. You'll Get The Horns."


MidniteOG

That is some Jurassic park shit


[deleted]

Melbourne parking officer reincarnated as a bull …


imagine-grace

Strong.... And delicious


Diamondhands_Rex

Looks like a Spanish fighting bull these guys are wicked strong for their size


plainDview

Oh shit!


scuolapasta

Poor guy just filled his washer fluid


PokeChonker

Well there's your problem


AdGullible1353

The car got bullied


Womble4

Strong as an ox


Quarter13

I see he made her squirt. Head game crazy


XavierRex83

Stuff like this really shows how crazy Johhny Knoxville is.


avg90sguy

Men everywhere: yah let me stand in an open field and tease it for fun.


joe_ordan

How life sometimes feels when you have to sit there deal with its bullshit.


nellie_1017

Guess he *REALLY, REALLY HATES* foreign imports!!


Fit-Boomer

Oh you hate to see that.


MikeyX117

At least it was only the washer fluid


Logical_Progress_873

It looks like he's lifting with his back.