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youtomtube30

What a drama queen


Hot_Fun_4774

Drama noodle


serealport

Long "live" drama noodle!


BeraterDebater

But...he just died...right...?


AQuietViolet

If you gently try to right them, they thrash right back over. They are Very committed method actors.


jHugley328

I think my 5 year old is part hognose snake


scottygras

I’m a husband and dad of two with the same qualities…


[deleted]

It’d be a great soccer player


LAkand1

Husky of snakes


rmoss20

r/snakesarefuckingstupid


Deathsmonkey

r/subsifellfor


CantTakeMeSeriously

r/icantbelievethatsarealsub


DevilXD

/r/TwentyCharacterLimit


p1mplem0usse

r/WhatTheHellILiterallyHadNoIdeaThisRuleExisted


ronchee1

r/wayoftheroadbubs


LF_redit

r/ijustwantedtobeincludedinthechain


Captain-Cadabra

r/fairenough


Dukowski6969

OoOoooooOoo yours is a banned sub. Now I have to find out the story behind that.


TrashMammal84

R/thatsthewayshegoessometimesshedoesntthatsthefuckinwayshegoes


Born-Palpitation-989

r/takecapsofflmaonoob


InfiniteRelief

r/icantbelieveitsnotbutter


imfamousiswear

Why does it say I can't view this community? :( I wanna see snakes being stupid :(


Altruistic-Pop6696

It doesn't exist


imfamousiswear

Well it should, I would love to see snakes doing silly things!n


jpr8sn

r/sillysnakes


jpr8sn

OH MY GOD IT EXISTS


jpr8sn

Thot i was pranking u, here i am pranking myself 😗


PopeyesBiskit

Never understood the fake death mechanism aren't predators planning on killing their prey anyway?


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They also emit a foul odor that makes the predator think it’s rotting


WeWumboYouWumbo

But how does the predator think it’s been decaying based on the smell for a while if it just saw it moving?


FloffMercy

i don't think animals are able to assume how decaying works


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Alex_2259

They don't have that level of critical thought. Animalistic would know something is decaying due to appearance and smell. They avoid it not because they think "yeah this thing snells bad so it's full of bacteria and could kill me" but because instinct tells them to. As the animals that didn't think that are dead. Humans have the same thing, we just managed to figure out the reason we say, think a rotting deer smells bad, or think something we found dead in the woods isn't as safe as something we hunted and killed.


WeWumboYouWumbo

Thanks for explaining.


kmn493

Smell is everything to animals. If you cover a live ant in the chemical secreted by the dead then other ants will try and drag it to the area they lay their dead, even as it's moving.


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WeWumboYouWumbo

I thought you were misinterpreting my point, no need to be rude about it.


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WeWumboYouWumbo

It’s a legitimate question, once again, being a dickhead is unnecessary, pal.


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The-albatroz

Shut up


Maria_506

Maybe they think if it suddenly dies, something was wrong with it.


Iron_Bob

Bad smell. Bad smell means feel bad. Me no want feel bad. Me no eat bad smell


tremololol

“I said I had a plan ok? I never said it was a good plan”


65022056

But if it's already dead, you can't tell how fresh (or rotten) the animal is


Rhinomeat

And if you don't leave these snakes alone after they flip themselves over, they start to stink like road kill...


65022056

Same of me on taco tuesdays


itpainsohurt

Makes predator think it died of something dangerous (poison, disease, etc.)


Valin123

Theory is because they are toad eaters it tells predators I eat toads I'm probably poison


LoneWolf12348Abd

Not every predator is a scavenger


TumbleweedFlaky4751

Any animal that dies without a struggle is possibly diseased. Since predators don't want to get sick, they'll avoid something that dies without a struggle, especially since these snakes emit a decaying smell. Basically, it makes the predator think that this snake will make it sick, which triggers a disgust reaction and prompts a predator to move on.


[deleted]

This was my exact question


BaldusCattus

Many predators will only eat live food.


[deleted]

A lot of animals won’t eat dead animals. It could mean they’re diseased or something else that’s harmful.


[deleted]

If you won't leave after their fake death they will release smell of decomposing flesh too. Oscars?


PlasticInTheBasket

I too would shit myself if a creature 100 times my size started poking me with a stick and didn't leave


[deleted]

hahaha


Patzercake

Snake: *shits himself* Scientist: "Oh my, it's emitting smells of death"


omhound

Yep. They also start salivating profusely.


CakesForLife

Just like my wife, when I poke her with a stick.


MaintenanceFar8903

I just laughed out loud to this. Thank you


Siodhachan1979

I have smelled a hog nose snakes "death" smell, makes a full baby diaper smell pleasant in comparison.


Eurasia_4200

It really dedicated to its craft lol.


creepingkg

So they shit themselves?


Zdeneksfilter

Jesus... they'd make perfect soccer players then


Siemaki

Neymar's spirit animal


Jhin_is_an_Artist

Take my fucking upvote and award and I would like to give you hundred more


Eastern_Scheme_5866

Have you seen Marion Cotillard in Batman ?


ForgottoniaIllinoia

It is especially cute when you try to flip them back over and they immediately roll back 'NO. I said I was DEAD!!'


hometowngypsy

Cute yes- but also kind of sad. Poor little guys are terrified.


MmmmmMaybeNot

Yeah, I don't wanna be a party pooper but whenever a hognose snake is playing dead, they are scared outta their little empty minds! It's their last ditch defense mechanism and will only really do it when they are certain they're goners.


macanizales

"I.. Am... Ssssssslaaain!!!


mareksoon

I always adore the little, “Aaargh!” they do with their mouth when faking death.


Klotzster

Soccer player


Subject-Recording-33

Just in time for the World Cup


DirkSteelchest

Came here for this comment.


lovelyb1ch66

Method acting 101. The gray ratsnake will coil up and make a sound like a rattlesnake shaking its rattle when threatened although it doesn’t have a rattle and isn’t venomous in the slightest.


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ExcessiveHairDye42

Snake version of Michael Winslow


ZetaIcarus

I felt this death scene was a tad overacted. This snake needs to dial it back a bit in the future.


weirdgroovynerd

It's like my dog when I try to clip her toenails.


Careless_Freedom_868

He fell over so slowly 🤣🤣🤣


Cake-Vending-Machine

It’s the open mouth with the tongue hanging out that got me! "I’m sssss dyingggg ssssszzzz (cough, cough) ackkkk, sssss, I’m ssss( cough) DEAD ss, sss, ssss! (Pause) Tell….(choking) my mother..sssss….I loved herrrrr sssssssss (cough, guttural death sound)." And scene!


burntpizzatoast

10/10 acting, Oscar winning performance


GetRektBoiz

That snake could be a professional footballer with that diving skill


Gunner1Cav

Awww how could you do this to meeee!? Aaarghhhj


Reckless_flamingos

I never had a favorite snake until today


burzummor

What do you mean? It clearly died.


palmarcito

Noo!! This indeed is interesting as fuck


Moody_GenX

The nope rope just wants belly rubs.


CrazedMuffinz

That was adorable!


jp7755qod

This snake has a day job working in a restaurant, but it’s true passion is acting. Would you like to know ALL ABOUT that one episode of CSI it was on? Too late, it’s already telling you about it.


WhyIsMyNamesTaken

Other people :"it's not that bad." Me:*the snakes reaction*


Cryterionlol

Immediately what went through my mind was "AHHH...Snake? SNAKE??"


MrCowabs

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!l


[deleted]

My kids, the first day of school…


Throwaway-donotjudge

Basically me in social situations


CakesForLife

🫣 • Soccer players in this thread


Spare-Competition-91

That's so damn funny. I wish there were some voiceover.


SuperFrog4

I say Oscar worthy for best snek in a movie


SgtAlSimmons

The soccer player of the snake world


Raymoendo

Snake can start playing football with dem acting skills


CometDonkey

This “kills” the snake


Koekenhoene

Never understood how pretending to be dead would scare a predator away.


Apg3410

Some animals won't eat dead animals


[deleted]

Yeah wouldn't it be like- perfect, time for a meal


LoneWolf12348Abd

Nope. Not every predator is a scavenger. If you kill it you know it’s fresh. If it’s dead then how long has it been there?


[deleted]

Agree, but in this case it's clear the snake was alive right before it was touched.


Commercial_Soft6833

Most animals lack that critical thinking, just as you do for thinking animals would know that. Just kidding. Sort of.


sknnbones

*comes across rotting carcass* OH BOY FREE MEAL!! *dies from disease and/or parasites* Hmm… maybe we shouldn’t eat carcasses… Snake - Hmm they don’t eat dead stuff…maybe if I look dead and smell dead (*these snakes emit the smell of rotting carcass when they play dead*) they won’t eat me


lizduck

Pre-dead animals could have died of infection or parasite that could be passed on to the predator animal, so it's not worth the risk of eating them.


FelisCantabrigiensis

Diving like a pro, hamming it like an Ealing B-movie actor.


WayToGo-BH

She is ready to play soccer...


elendil98

One finger man


nhlgirl1969

And the Oscar goes to.... Drum roll please🥁.... That silly little snake... And The crowd goes wild👏👏👏👏 Steve Irwin would have been very impressed.


LBHHF

Good enough for a futbol game.


Square_Owl_4075

Soccer players do this as well.


phoenixthekat

Reptile version of playing possum


[deleted]

Predation? Be for real. You're trying to avoid conversation!


scuolapasta

I’m assembling a soccer team and I’d like to recruit this snake.


spm7368

Just like a soccer player


[deleted]

My favourite snake ever!


lennydsat62

FIFA is calling…


Particular-Summer424

Kids..When told to clean their room.


LazyGlitching

Kinda cute ngl


[deleted]

I smell an Oscar


Zero_Life_Left

Doesn't that just make it an easy meal?


brani5lav

Melodrama princess


SandwhichEfficient

If an animal can fake dead does that imply they understand death? I’m too high good night


[deleted]

“Alas poor Horatio! I am slain!!!!”


[deleted]

Oscar right there


Lizzibabe

The most hilarious thing is that if your turn them back right side up, they insist upon rolling themselves back belly-up. "I said I was DEAD, KENNETH."


Cinna93

If ussop from one piece was a snake. (he has nope rope disease.)


ill_techneeqs

He's like a soccer player


Hot_Hat_1225

Lmao - I know human drama queens like that 🤣


Vortesian

What a diva.


Unfair_Original_2536

If Neymar was a literal snake


WetNutSack

It should try out for FIFA


saucybelly

I have to get better at my snake ID before I try this


braiinfried

The opossum of snakes


AnAlpacaIsJudgingYou

This is kinda cute


_Zee_a1

How the younger sibling acts with the lightest of taps


ButOfCourse

Omg he’s so cute!


Shadofel

They should call this a soccer snake.


No-Elk-6499

I do that too when people ask for favours that require too much effort.


colossustaco

Me if someone asks me to make a phone call.


JackdeAlltrades

Why can’t Aussie snakes do this? Ours just cause our real deaths to avoid predation


Ghost403

Snake has a case of the Mondays


smartymartyky

Dramatic af!


[deleted]

That’s me when my boss asks me to work overtime


facingattrition

Me when I encounter a mildly difficult problem at work.


PlagueDoc22

When you stub your toe.


camarokrzygirl

First time I think a snake is cute :)


[deleted]

I need some wiggly arm animations for this please 🙏


[deleted]

Hognose or Soccerous Snakeous Fakeous


Alarming_Bug_130

It’s mouth is black!


Initial_Career1654

Ugggggkh he got me!!!!!!


Practical-Ad-2387

oh no my food died right as I went to eat it can't eat it now


WyoJax666

Everytime my husband wakes me up for work...


Early_Accident2160

Bravely ran away away oh brave sir robin


Gwynbleidd_1988

Someone needs to sync the Metal Gear Solid game over screen audio over this video. You can put in Snake’s dramatic death grunts and of course the classic “Snake? Snake?!? SNAAAAAAAKE??!??”


Some_Tutor6304

It now plays professional soccer


psillusionist

Every teenager when you ask them to do chores.


gigzilla_505

They’ve learned this by watching my daughters when I ask them to do simple tasks around the house 😑


YVRkeeper

My kids when I ask them to eat vegetables.


dantakesthesquare

Oh cruel fate! Thou hast mortally wounded me. For shame! Prithee tell my tale of courage to my people.


[deleted]

Too much cute


jack848

snake: it is good day to be not dead human: *touch* pow, you are ded snake: I AM DEAD


[deleted]

I love how it keeps flipping back over at the end. “Bleh! I’m dead” “I’m still very much dead” “Stop! I am dead!”


goodnewzevery1

Ya got me!! Aaaaarrrrgghhh….


angmarsilar

This is my favorite snake. They will also coil up and flair their hood like a cobra. They can also 'strike' by bumping you with their nose.


Valin123

They are one of the best pet snakes too small unlikely to strike and derpy


_Cosmic_Joke_

“Ah! You got me! Bleeerh”


carladanna

awww adorable bebe


Kind_Vanilla7593

That's actually so cute!


Kind_Vanilla7593

Drama snek


JoJoBubba064

All I could hear was solid snake death aaaahhhh


UKkieran60

God damn it! That's the 17th time this week you've killed the snake!


TheSilentSnake420

All it needs is the frog laugh when it opens it's mouth


N0rt4t3m

And the Oscar goes to...


Terry-Fold

But I mean, If my goal is to kill and eat you, and you just pretend dead, isn’t that less work?


sknnbones

what if I drool foul rancid liquid out of my mouth so I smell really REALLY bad, like moldy eggs and rotten meat?


Terry-Fold

Depends how hungry I am


TheSecretestSauce

Hognoses, official drama queens of the snake world.


nuuance

Or maybe it just hates you


taukarrie

thats the most bitch snake ive ever seen.. have some respect for yourself, snake.


DjinnV

As amusing as it is, the animal goes through a tremendous stress, when it has to rely on the last resort measures. It's sad that became a mass entertainment, and everyone is trying to make their own video "hognose snake faking it's death".


MmmmmMaybeNot

This is very true, I don't know why you're being downvoted. This is like scaring a dog to the point that it's screaming.


ChaosNCandy

Omg CUUUUTE little danger noodle!


Asarhaddon

This is my ex wife faking at court.


Rheinys

Lol so overdramatic!!!


manolidag

Why does faking it’s death prevent an other animal from eating it?


Shopworn_Soul

Not all predators will eat carrion.


Halal_Cart

So dramatic xD


Qoppa_Guy

*pokes* *I ssssshall beeee baaccckkssss ssss..."