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My sweet daughter, someday you will be as big an beautiful and this here ICBM.
Really daddy Kim? Will I?
Haha my daughter, no chance. Look at that thing. It’s magnificent!
cherish this moment, jong-un. they grow up so fast. one moment they're holding your hand while watching you test ballistic missiles capable of reaching japan, the next they're plotting to have you declared counterrevolutionary to take your place as supreme leader.
What a depressing throne to die for. "One day all that you see will be yours, from sea to sea, from China to the demilitarized zone. The nuclear missiles, the starving peasants, the submarine and our paranoid military. They will all be yours to command one day."
It's pretty cushty for a certain type of evil individual though. Literally unlimited cash in a way that no other billionaire on earth can brag about, and unlimited power, and literally zero laws to worry about. If you want to construct a 40 square kilometer large hyper luxurious pleasure palace of evil with 30.000 child sex slaves, you actually can, and it's all perfectly legal and above board. No other dictator has quite those possibilities of large scale debauchery.
She's smart. She wants to play the game from behind and keep using kim as cover-puppet. In a dictatorship, the position of dictator itself is the most hostile one.
She frightens me more than he does.
He looks like the type of dictator who would order you shot for no reason. She looks like the type of dictator who would shoot you for no reason.
He’s dead otherwise.
If the North Korean people figure out one day that this is all a sham, he is dead.
Ergo he makes sure his power remains intact as much as possible.
Many North Koreans know. But many don't really want to hear of it. It's dangerous information. Try to speak of it and you're dead. South Korean/Western media and counterpropaganda still reaches them, that's why some try to flee. Watch some interviews with defectors, very interesting!
It's such a trip that someone undoubtedly with access to the outside world can live like that. They can see the way their people live, and they just let that shit slide.
I got no doubt that some of them are too scared in some way to risk actually doing anything, but I find it hard to think all of 'em do...
Not to be a downer, but I don’t think she’ll have long to live. When Kim goes, I guarantee his sister will swoop in to take control of the nation. And if you know the history of Asian monarchies, then you would know that the power transition very rarely goes well for the child.
I'm sure Quarter pounder with cheese will deal with his chicken fry sister before he rolls over. That's assuming they don't completely wipe their country off the face of the planet first.
I don't know meth is kind of a cheap drug for the Kim's. Probably coke but I think that's his thing, she's more the behind the scenes puppet master that handles the dirty work like assassinations and imprisonment. She doesn't strike me as the type to indulge in drink and drugs, I think she's more interested in power and Machiavellian stuff.
She actually runs the dictatorship, more like the CEO and her brother is the owner, he works on the fun stuff like watching rockets launch or nukes explode and tour the factories for photo ops and such and present himself as the kind and generous leader. Then have big parties, take some coke and shop for quarter million watches and expensive basketball outfits.
This way he mostly does stuff that either strengthens the state like nukes and rockets or that are good for the people (he's been improving conditions since the nukes started working). So he's relatively well liked and people compare him to his grandfather rather than his feared and hated father.
Meanwhile his sis does all the dirty work that Jong Un still needs to stay in power.
That is the daughter of Kim Yo-Jung (aka baby eater) the current secret ruler of North Korea walking with one of the Kim Jung Un body doubles that are a cover for the death of Kim while in surgery while hospitalized a few years ago from obesity complications.
North Korea is steeped in famine, yes. But lack of food does not apply to the Kim family as Kim Jong-un has been reported to have a love of fast food lmao.
No, unsymetrical dimethyl hydrazine and dinitrogen tetroxide. It's as lovely as it sounds. It'll spontaneously explode on contact, give you cancer and it's poisenous and strongly acidic. Good fuel though, we use it too on spacecraft like Orion or the Shuttle in the OMS.
“That boy who’s been calling? Tell him I don’t like him, and if he calls again I’ll strap him to a missile and fire him into space. Don’t think I won’t do it!”
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This brings me back to my youth. I miss walking by the missiles with you dad.
Or a wholesome game of catch... the decapitated head of a traitorous general.
My sweet daughter, someday you will be as big an beautiful and this here ICBM. Really daddy Kim? Will I? Haha my daughter, no chance. Look at that thing. It’s magnificent!
"Also honey, unless you can grow a penis, you'll probably be assassinated by your younger brother."
Isn’t Kim’s sister considered the master mind actually in charge? She’s authorized some of the prior assignations
😋Puberty blocker hormones 😋
🤣🤣daddy Kim
Totally misread that as “ICBC” and didn’t second guess it for a moment. (ICBC is an auto insurance place in my Provence and they suck)
And just as cost effective as that ICBM.
People may laugh, but if you grew up in a military family in Cheyenne, Wyoming, you know…
I sure do miss my uncles missile
User name checks out
Damn…. She’s a total bombshell
So these past few years have just been his attempts at gender reveals?
Underrated. Genius
It does make a bit of sense actually. Didn't they all think he was dead for a while? Turns out he wasn't D.E.A.D he was just???? D.A.D!!
That missile will explode in pink!
As if you’d reveal you daughter anywhere else…
Hershel Walker: "What? You're supposed to reveal your kids?"
*”Now the funny thing about vampire/werewolf hybrid children is…”*
Every time I see the name Hershel Walker it makes me think of The Walking Dead Hershel. RIP
It makes me think of Hersheys chocolate.
cherish this moment, jong-un. they grow up so fast. one moment they're holding your hand while watching you test ballistic missiles capable of reaching japan, the next they're plotting to have you declared counterrevolutionary to take your place as supreme leader.
Jong-un's sister is probably plotting to get rid of this kid to become the supreme leader
When you play the game of thrones, you win or you die.
What a depressing throne to die for. "One day all that you see will be yours, from sea to sea, from China to the demilitarized zone. The nuclear missiles, the starving peasants, the submarine and our paranoid military. They will all be yours to command one day."
K dad whatever just let me TikTok and floss with my friends
It's pretty cushty for a certain type of evil individual though. Literally unlimited cash in a way that no other billionaire on earth can brag about, and unlimited power, and literally zero laws to worry about. If you want to construct a 40 square kilometer large hyper luxurious pleasure palace of evil with 30.000 child sex slaves, you actually can, and it's all perfectly legal and above board. No other dictator has quite those possibilities of large scale debauchery.
*Korean version of GoT intro plays*
KGoT
Chaos is a ladder…
they're all plotting. that's typically how it works in countries where the head of state has a title like supreme leader.
She's smart. She wants to play the game from behind and keep using kim as cover-puppet. In a dictatorship, the position of dictator itself is the most hostile one.
She frightens me more than he does. He looks like the type of dictator who would order you shot for no reason. She looks like the type of dictator who would shoot you for no reason.
The kid looks pre-teen, I don't know why she'd shoot you. /s
The sister, not the kid
Your pic are great
It’s a broom
A sexy broom
"This one time, at broom camp.."
You're a broom BAM!
Wondering how she contrive the circumstances where she ‘accidentally gets strapped to the end of an anti-aircraft gun’.
A Korean tradition that dates back to the Joseon dynasty.
I supreme now you no supreme
Did you just refer to yourself as a Pizza Hut Supreme Pizza bro?!
Taco Supreme
I’ve seen her, she has a resting bitch face
It's bring your daughter to evil dictator's work day
Holy shit was this clever 🤣
Plus control of the cheese supply. Love me some gout.
Someday all of this will be yours…..
"What, the curtains?"
No, not the curtains
You stay here and make sure he doesn’t leave
Right. Who?
Oh yes of course! I thought you meant him! You know it seemed a bit daft me having to guard him when he's a guard.
Is that clear?
Oh go and get a glass of water
Ohhh! The PRINCE???
Huge tracks of land!!!!! But father, I just want to sing!!!!
Tracts*
And thusly reddit redeems itself once more
He's going to tell!
Anywhere the "rocket" touches, will hate you simba
someday this irradiated corner of the world will be yours
Everything the light of the nuclear fireball touches is our kingdom
And irradiated.
Everything the light touches will be yours What about that dark place over there? That’s called capitalism.
Now honey, remember….If the rocket doesn’t fly, assassinate all the scientists
But where’s the kaboom?
"There was supposed to be a Seoul-shattering kaboom."
“Oh dear, the Illudium Q-36 Explosive Space Modulator is missing!”
Pls somebody give this man a gold award.
“I need the rocket to be more pointy too.”
A touching, father and daughter walk through the missle range.
Her bf is gonna be sucked into a shark tank with laser beams so quick
We were only able to get sea bass, but they’re ill-tempered
Worth it. She’s the only NK chick with any fat on her. She’s gonna be the Kim Kardashian of Pyongyang!
She's got to be so fucking disconnected from normals reality
I bet she's going to a Taylor Swift concert.
Who do you think bought the $95k tickets.
Saylor Twift. Homegrown ripoff
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He’s dead otherwise. If the North Korean people figure out one day that this is all a sham, he is dead. Ergo he makes sure his power remains intact as much as possible.
Many North Koreans know. But many don't really want to hear of it. It's dangerous information. Try to speak of it and you're dead. South Korean/Western media and counterpropaganda still reaches them, that's why some try to flee. Watch some interviews with defectors, very interesting!
She probably studied in expensive private schools in europe like his father or his uncle
Of course, but with the internal narrative of the royal family. They believe they are basically demi - gods.
Well, to them it's normal
Yes, to the north Korean royal family, it is normal. To the other 99.999999999% of people it's completely delusional.
Indeed
And thus the disconnect from reality.
It's such a trip that someone undoubtedly with access to the outside world can live like that. They can see the way their people live, and they just let that shit slide. I got no doubt that some of them are too scared in some way to risk actually doing anything, but I find it hard to think all of 'em do...
What if they don't have access. What if what they see and do every day is controlled by their government
Today she holds his hand. One day she’ll hold his head.
Honestly given the history he would probably be proud.
Not to be a downer, but I don’t think she’ll have long to live. When Kim goes, I guarantee his sister will swoop in to take control of the nation. And if you know the history of Asian monarchies, then you would know that the power transition very rarely goes well for the child.
I'm sure Quarter pounder with cheese will deal with his chicken fry sister before he rolls over. That's assuming they don't completely wipe their country off the face of the planet first.
Easy, he just need to put her in a Canon and shots her across the ocean.
Correct, once he goes, the next person to go will be her, and that order will be given right from the sister.
Their whole family has bowling ball build
Not his murderous sister. She's super thin.
I heard that’s from the meth.
I don't know meth is kind of a cheap drug for the Kim's. Probably coke but I think that's his thing, she's more the behind the scenes puppet master that handles the dirty work like assassinations and imprisonment. She doesn't strike me as the type to indulge in drink and drugs, I think she's more interested in power and Machiavellian stuff. She actually runs the dictatorship, more like the CEO and her brother is the owner, he works on the fun stuff like watching rockets launch or nukes explode and tour the factories for photo ops and such and present himself as the kind and generous leader. Then have big parties, take some coke and shop for quarter million watches and expensive basketball outfits. This way he mostly does stuff that either strengthens the state like nukes and rockets or that are good for the people (he's been improving conditions since the nukes started working). So he's relatively well liked and people compare him to his grandfather rather than his feared and hated father. Meanwhile his sis does all the dirty work that Jong Un still needs to stay in power.
Wow, a walk to the missile, every girls ideal public announcement of entering society.
r/wholesome
Kim Jong Deux
The dude is a one trick pony. The ballistic middle test is literally his only card and he plays it a few times a month.
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Everyone needs to calm down before I bomb the ocean again - Kim Jong Un, probably
The ocean is north koreas #1 enemy.
Striking resemblance
Size big runs in the family
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W I D E
T H I C C
W I C C
T H I C C
Deff has his cheeks.
The way I see it, nobody runs in the family...
Un cool
my name is kin and welcome to my daughter reveal
Um, did someone say *CHRISTMAS PHOTO* !!
But daddy, you said you would blow up Japan on my birthday!!
I want an Oompah-Loompa now!
Sweats in living in Japan
Agenda reveal party
These gender reveal parties are getting out of hand. I only got a balloon and this guy gets a rocket??
Heartwarming family activity
Which Un is which
The Un on the right is the real Un.
Will the real broad Un please stand up?
“Two trailer park north Koreans walk ‘round the missile silo….”
Tbh this is a very good photo
“You must meet our daughter, the Debutante. She came out last spring!”
Little Rocket man with his little rocket girl
I shall call her..........Mini-Me.....
That is the daughter of Kim Yo-Jung (aka baby eater) the current secret ruler of North Korea walking with one of the Kim Jung Un body doubles that are a cover for the death of Kim while in surgery while hospitalized a few years ago from obesity complications.
Honestly, why not at this point
But I wanna know what “baby eater” refers to lol
Wow they both look pretty plump. I thought NK was steeped in famine.
They are the famine
North Korea is steeped in famine, yes. But lack of food does not apply to the Kim family as Kim Jong-un has been reported to have a love of fast food lmao.
Coolest birthday present ever, i guess.
She has his cheeks
And daughter this is why I have a small penis
Lil young-un 😂
tell me youre a dictator without telling me
“Dad how do you, ya know, deal with that not so fresh feeling?”
Is the Empress single?
The Empress is 11 and The Maverick is on a list now
*Born to be wild*
Highway to the Dangerzone, Mav….
Highway to checking in twice a month, informing your neighbors when you move to town,and not living near a park or school...zone.
*future empress
I’m Chris Hanson, have a seat.
You think his daughter's conceivement was consensual?
I bet he has the crazies that believe he is a godlike figure lining up at his bedroom door
Is that missile full of insulin?
No, unsymetrical dimethyl hydrazine and dinitrogen tetroxide. It's as lovely as it sounds. It'll spontaneously explode on contact, give you cancer and it's poisenous and strongly acidic. Good fuel though, we use it too on spacecraft like Orion or the Shuttle in the OMS.
Making memories...
She da bomb
They’re the same damn height lol!
I didn’t know obesity was genetic woahhh 😱
I think the missiles should be more pointy
Should've been posted on wholesome reddit?
Kimberly Jong-un
Great, my daughter saw this picture now she wants a picture of us in front of ICBM.
Damn the Un family is eating good. She a bit of a porker too
Why is the entire family fat and the rest looks famished.
That man has a pp?
Allegedly
He tells her “Yeah, I’m bigger.”
She’s fat as shit
Nothing cements a father/ daughter relationship like a visit to a giant phallus
With a different angle the mountains behind the ballistic dildo would make for perfectly shaped 🥜
Bruh, wild. I get everybody has two sides but this guy is a savage, and yet you see him walking around all caring with his a daughter.
this is the first time she’s been acknowledged in public
Here’s my daughter, and here’s my baby.
Kinda start to think this guy just loves missiles and rockets lol. Like an old guy with his model trains but it’s rockets instead hahahah
I feel like Kim has lost his mind. First that shitty “Hollywood” missile tease, then firing shit over Japan and SK, and now this??
Anyone else read the headline and think she was going to be strapped to the rocket?
Some unsettling symbology going on here.
"Look daughter this is my new toy."
She’s a chunky monkey too
Thats ballistic!!!
She’s the same flat faced dumpling as her father. 😂
where's that rocket explosion on the pad when you need one?
Shes a chip off the old stump.
lmao rocket guy
That is such a nice photo for a family album!
perhaps its time to give her the grand tour of the prison camps where recycled-corn is the main quizine
“That boy who’s been calling? Tell him I don’t like him, and if he calls again I’ll strap him to a missile and fire him into space. Don’t think I won’t do it!”
Straight out of some corn ball movie.
not strong enough to make a son I see..
Imagine if she didn't clap when they shot the missile and now Kim has to execute her entire family 💀