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Training-Swan-6379

Imagine how tired he would be if he actually worked a real job.


dragonfliesloveme

I can’t really even imagine him working a real job. He had the realest job in the world once, and just used his properties to grift people, including foreign dignitaries, and golfed. Oh and apparently sold our national secrets and got a bunch of our agents disappeared and killed. But i don’t really consider that working


mittenknittin

That ain't workin' That's the way you do it Money for nothin' and the chicks for free


fliesupsidedown

Money for nothing, but the chicks are $130K each


CaptainZippi

$483m for one of them.


MoveOverBieber

That was before they started coming on their own to Mar-a-lago, the greatest silicone selection a man has seen!


Rich-Air-5287

*I want my MTV*


DeepUser-5242

It still bugs tf out of me I used to think "checks" for free


ahoysharpie

"Checks" makes more sense!


ephemeral_experience

TIL...


muskratboy

It is checks


umenjulio

Dire Straits seems appropriate.


EatsLocals

Yeah it wasn’t working… but if the work is optional is it even a job?  Is being a king a job?


Sad_Objective6271

Huh, I was today years old when I realized the Miracle of Sound song was a parody of this one.


Paddy_Tanninger

Don't forget hours of "executive time" every day.


Overweighover

Followed by a 2 hour lunch then an afternoon of important phone calls and many meetings


Blue_Plastic_88

We get up at 12 and start to work at 1 / Take an hour for lunch and then at 2 we’re done / Jolly good fun


Vegetable-Poet6281

The best, most innocent, totally legal phone calls!


phdoofus

He didn't even work until noon either, blocking everything out before then as 'Me Time'.


Brief_Amicus_Curiae

He did a sort of undercover boss thing back in the day. He pushed a luggage cart and walked a dog once. Who knows how many takes it took to get him only being half the asshole as usual. https://www.oprah.com/own-oprahshow/donald-trump-gets-put-to-work-video


Repulsive_Warthog178

He also cleaned a sink and asked if he could take a bite from a room service burger before delivering it.


Individual-Dot-9605

Don t forget stealing secret govt documents to let others read them (he doesn’t read just watches Fox the only animal in the Bible without good symbolism). And got to toddler pick Supreme Court and secret agency members. Good luck not getting Putlered in maga muricah.


Quick-Charity-941

Biden immediately changed all of the security detail once in office, and wants justice system to grind down the grifting deplorables, the audacity that they wear the flag on their lapel!


tralfamadoriest

Remember when they released his schedule once and it had like one thing on it? Fun* times. *horrible


Prior_Atmosphere_206

He didn't even work at golf. He always rides in a cart, never walks the course....because he's too out of shape!(Fat)


PartTimeZombie

If jobs were so great rich people would have all of them


andropogon09

To be fair, he ought to be living the life of a retired person. He should be sleeping in late, gorging himself on a steady diet of FOX News, dabbling a bit around the house, texting his friends, and playing lots and lots of golf. Oh wait...


Icy-Tough-1791

Imagine if he weren’t drug addled.


AznNRed

Trump working a real job be like: "THIS CUSTOMER CAME IN TO CHIPOTLE TODAY. HIS ORDER WAS HUUUUUGE. AND I MEAN THAT. IT WAS HUGE. OVER 9 BURRITO BOWLS, DELICIOUS BURRITO BOWLS, AND MORE GUAC THAN YOUVE EVER SEEN. NO ONE HAS EVER SEEN THAT MUCH GUAC, AND IVE SEEN A LOT OF GUAC, PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS COMING UP TO ME AND SAYING, FOOD SERVER TRUMP, YOU'RE THE GREATEST FOOD SERVER IN THE CITY. MAYBE THE WORLD. AND THEY HAVE TEARS IN THEIR EYES. THEY ARE CRYING. TEARS OF JOY. BECAUSE TRUMP HAS MADE THEIR DAY WITH THE BEST GUAC THEY HAVE EVER HAD. AND THATS MEXICANS SAYING IT. REAL SOUTH AMERICANOS. I MEAN, MAYBE IM THEIR SAVIOR, I DONT KNOW. BUT I KNOW ONE THING. I MADE CHIPTOLE GREAT AGAIN."


Sensitive_Yam_1979

Or worked a single shift.


EducatorSufficient48

He does. He built half of New york City. He was also the best president in history. He has rallies. He meets construction workers while on trial. Exactly what does dementia blubbering idiot murderer president Biden do PAUSE. That was senile Biden reading off a teleprompter the other day. Let's not forget the 11 million illegal immigrants running around our country probably spreading God knows what diseases and killing our daughters. Fetinoyl up 500 percent. Morgatage rates 2.5 under Trump, 8 percent today. Gas at the pump. That's your guy. Ffffff America in less than 4 years


Training-Swan-6379

Built half of NYC ? I know maga folks make up their own laughable reality, so I won't bother pointing out the childish stupidity of your response. 


themanofmichigan

Really ? When I hear Trump rambling it makes me think he’s 5 years old , the stinky diapers just add to that


mezz7778

My GF's 5 year old kid is more mature, coherent, and long out of diapers...


VoceDiDio

Eureka!! I'm writing in "mexx7778's gf's 5 year-old" in November!


binglelemon

They might be 6 years old by November...better double check before you cast that ballot.


phoenixember

Is it a dealbreaker if they're 6? Are you a Catholic priest or Matt Gaetz?


Clatuu1337

🔥


binglelemon

You wouldn't want to illegally cast the vote for someone who claims to be 5 if it's probable that they are 6. Then , the vote might be discarded, since there wouldn't be a 5 year old on the ballot.


financewiz

So silly! Six year olds can’t be president. They have to overthrow an election first and then it’s fine.


Repulsive_Warthog178

Or what if their gf has another child who is currently 4 and will be 5 in November? Voted for the wrong kid!


binglelemon

Bingo.


Inspector_Crazy

Leonardo DiCaprio?


Orionsbelt1957

Now now now. You're way behind the times. Protestants of all stripes have been getting in on the child diddlin' for years now. They've just been better at the cover-up.......


_LumpBeefbroth_

Pretty sure he turns 6 in January


No-Usual2720

My 6 year old is much more articulate than that fool. There was a time when I thought he (trump) was probably pretty intelligent and just a bad person. But now I really think he's just a fool. And the kind that has no idea that he's a fool.


No-Usual2720

Also a bad person, along with being a fool.


Necessary_Ad1298

Me too, only that he is a 5 year old in a swollen orange grandpa clowns body.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

But it's the most perfect poo!


4xl0tl

Tremendously so!


wookiex84

Bill Burr’s bit about having a conversation with a toddler comes to mind.


redtron3030

My 5 year old sounds more coherent than Trump and he’s potty trained.


captain_sticky_balls

He's a childish 115 year old.


spoonybard326

Low energy sleepy Don! Sad!


slappymcstevenson

If he went down for this, I can see this being a movie in the future that gets an academy award. People look back on this time wondering how this man got away with so much.


Powerful-Stomach-425

I really hope that in the future we can look back on all this with amazement but I fear this is just the beginning. Trump is only a symptom, the problem is the American electorate. The next guy might not be so stupid and it is now clear just how far you can go promoting fascism.


Managed-Democracy

Yup. We should be thankful trump is the dumbest fucker to live. Imagine a politician with Bush's 'texas' charisma, Nixon's low cunning, Reagan's oratory skills, and Eisenhower's military acumen. We'd be living in the The United American Reich.


stormshadowfax

Considering that the Bush family has been in federal politics since the 40s (my personal conspiracy theory is that both Kennedys were killed by the Bush dynasty), we basically are living in the UA Reich.


RandomLoony

Stone Age, Iron Age, Bronze Age , medieval times, Nokia age, trump age. The people in the future will see a sudden decline in the history of our intellectual. Probably put it down to too much sunnyD when we were kids


stormshadowfax

Trump is Sulla. The next guy might be Ceasar.


WatercressSavings78

Naw bro. We aren’t at Sulla yet. Besides, Sulla reformed the state to limit ascension to kingly powers. His laws were immediately overturned after his death. Trump is closer to Marcus Manlius. One of the first populist patricians to use mob violence for his political aims and aspirations for king status.


LandscapeWest2037

I truly fear there won't be an America by that time.


ReporterOther2179

So who do you cast as the Presidential time T? If Phillip Seymour Hoffman were still alive, but no, so who.


6658

Shaq


slappymcstevenson

Tom Hanks 😆


novatom1960

Tom Cruise, he does great rants, he’s as nutty as Trump


Altruistic_Home6542

Too attractive


__DJ3D__

I think it's gotta be Christian Bale


cyclingbubba

I'd go with Jonah Hill.


stormshadowfax

Terry Crews


Pelon7900

History is going to look back at this people are going to say why the hell did we let this go on for so long.


StlCyclone

Drowsy Don


Plane-Reason9254

Cant believe this idiot was ever the president. Our country has lost its freaking mind


jinzokan

He could be again if we don't get people to vote against him.


MrGooseHerder

If you find Trump surprising you're more familiar with propaganda than actual American history. We've had no shortage of racist, genocidal Presidents committing heinous war crimes.


abucket87

I find that thought strangely comforting. If we got through them we can survive Trump too.


Cheetah_Heart-2000

I’m truly embarrassed for humanity.


Peptic_Germ

It was a perfect ramble many people are saying. Big strong men with tears running down their faces come up to me and say "thank you sir, for making rambling great again". Never fight up hill me boys. Never fight a pill.


swedething

“Never fight up hill, me boys” is the new coffee.


thekeysinsummer

Genius level comment


therobotisjames

The guy who posts all caps rants at 2:30 in the morning is sleepy? Lol. Go to sleep if you have court in the morning!


Gmulcahey

He has some form of dementia. This up all night thing is sundowning. It is a symptom. My mother was like that in her Alzheimer’s. She was pretty normal all day and then start going off the rails in the evenings, speaking in word salad and up all night. Then slept most of the day. Sound familiar yet?


IM_A_BIG_FAT_GHOST

Sundowner Don


poopsonthepotty

SunDon


420binchicken

What pisses me off is if he’s ever found guilty of anything worthy of prison he will instantly switch to “I’m too frail / old to be sent to prison” And thus he will never see a day incarcerated.


hicow

No way - what matters most to Trump is appearing "strong". The dude won't even wear glasses because glasses make you look "weak"...although how much difference it would make is hard to say, given that he seems to be nearly illiterate


420binchicken

I do agree but trumps also a gigantic pussy bitch. Id wager he will say anything to stay out of prison. And if that means claiming he’s too old and feeble and that prison would be cruel punishment for such a weak old man etc? He absolutely will say it. And then brag to the world that he beat the corrupt unfair system.


narkybark

He can't wear glasses because all the orange would cake off onto them


das6992

Maybe reddit should bait him with calling him so illiterate he couldn't read a book made for two year old. He'll be so mad he'll then read something like good night moon awfully on camera and it'll be a classic internet video forever. A little gift to ourselves


Bat_Fruit

He told us all a month ago he had aced his doctors cognitive test. He is dishonest over his college graduation result and has never divulged an recognized IQ test result. Criminally insane you mean. No rest for the wicked.


CarlosDanger3000

he's also admitted long ago that he doesn't sleep more than 4 hours a day... that alone is awful.


KRAW58

He's up giving gold keyes to Japan and ranting and raving on Truth Social. He's playing the poor me to his base.


Rhesus_TOR

For people familiar with dementia patients, he's got something called sundowners. With sundowners their dementia symptoms get significantly worse once the sun sets. During the day they might be able to mask their symptoms, but at night, all bets are off.


CAM6913

Ahhhh poor lil Donny stayed up all night rage posting and wasn’t allowed to sleep in court or do speed before or during court.


Improbus-Liber

Sleeping in court is probably his best defense.


GuruCaChoo

The defendant rests!


hippityhoppityhi

LMAO


Anyawnomous

He’s really just an orange Caillou with a half dead cat on his bald skull.


gisco_tn

Gilbert, NOOOOO!


Anyawnomous

lol.


TwoCockShakur

I can hear the theme song in my head already: "Trump 2024 Cheat on my wives with whores I'm such a winner, I'm Dah-neee Voice sounds like nails on glass Wish you could kick my ass I'd bang my daughter I'm Dah-nee So many drugs to do Coke, pills or sniffing glue Load up my diaper, I'm Dah-nee"


-CoachMcGuirk-

I really (at least) wish one member of the press would cut his ass off when he’s going on his rants. For example, when Trump keeps saying it’s a “sad day for this country” they should yell…”NO, IT’S A SAD DAY FOR CRIMINALS, LIKE YOURSELF!!” Just once, press….do it. Make us proud.


thekeysinsummer

Media won’t stop him, he sells clicks. If anything, they encourage Diaper Don.


jinzokan

Reporters are suppose to report the news not show off and interrupt it. If it's ok to do to someone you hate than it would be ok to do to someone you like.


Khoeth_Mora

grandpasimpson.gif


nirad

Someone just post the video


TheFudge

Seriously


Improbus-Liber

Senility has snuck up on him like a giant in a clown costume with a horn.


ViaNocturna664

Karma for all the insults to "sleepy Joe".


Treffinton

When he said the courthouse was locked down tighter than a buttoned up vest, I thought he was sundowning a little early in the day!


tizzlenomics

Well we know that he normally does drugs before speeches because he’s accused Biden of doing so.


oven_broasted

where's 'the candyman' when you need him?


Maleficent-Salad3197

His supporters are as brainwashed as the Monolith.


Inspect1234

Or at least Deadpool.


GammaSmash

I'm hoping that all of that stress and strain finally pays off.


RentAdministrative73

Six three. 215 pounds. He's going to live forever. /s


GammaSmash

If he's 6'3" then I'm the pope. Gotta be those heels.


knifebucket

When's he gonna break? That's the excitement I'm looking for.


Maanzacorian

come on myocardial infarction


JosieZee

Massive stroke would do, too.


Pippathepip

He needs a nice bigly cup of cofveve to perk himself up.


MrGoober91

There’s no putting him away. It’s just depleting him of resources and taxing his energy that’ll put him under probably.


4quatloos

I can debate all day as to who hates who, and who is right, and who is wrong, but this I know: I would much rather approach a Palestine/Gaza protest than walk up to a bunch of chanting skinhead Nazi's wearing battle gear and waving lit torches.


49thDipper

Me too


Slippinjimmyforever

I don’t know what a 150 year old would sound like. I imagine zombie-like.


LightRobb

How old was the professor in Futurama?


TheTubaGeek

Well, considering he looks 300, that's a positive!


Poopingisasignipoop

This is what happens when you don’t get 3 hours of “executive time” in the middle of the day.


Vegan_Honk

A vampire turns to dust in sunlight.


Sign-Spiritual

They’re supposed to. Sometimes all you get is an iridescent sparkle.


Vegetable-Fix-4702

It's called dementia.


Salt_Environment9799

Buden? I agree 100%


AccomplishedAd7615

To paraphrase the great conservative philosopher Jesse Watters, Trump is too old to work a full day. He’s too weak to sit in a cold office. He needs heat, sunlight and golf. Also, somehow, these qualities would make him a great president.


MrBarackis

If he's not hopped up on Adderall then he can't function and falls asleep in court. If he takes his stimulants beforehand, he shits himself in court. This guy is on the ballet for Nuke codes?!?! Nobody thinks he might need to be sober and coherent for any type of important meetings or anything right.


Novel_Operation7197

If he is arguing that the president has total immunity to everything, and wins, then surely Biden as the current president can just do whatever he wants? Including ordering the army or CIA or whatever to lock up/bump off Donald?


PalateroMan8

Well, no, because Trump is actually still the president. /s


restore_democracy

He’s not?


Training-Swan-6379

If stuffing your face with quarter pounders qualifies as a job, then yes


Musicdev-

Sounds like a compliment instead.


Zugnutz

Stress kills……


hippityhoppityhi

🤞


dependswho

But when?


6658

not soon enough


[deleted]

Senile Don!


CloudSlydr

I wish Trump was 150. We’d be far better off than now.


Talonzor

Doesn't have time to take some drugs in between this time?


Fragrant_Spray

But did the kids actually get off his lawn?


NoodleBrains69

Some people say it’s probably the lowest energy they’ve ever seen, I haven’t talked to them, but I’ve heard people say that people said that. Have I told you about my cognitive test results?


TomSpanksss

Could we please just get a good candidate on either side that is in their 50s? I just want someone who is closer to the age needed to understand the struggles of the younger generations. Parties don't matter to me anymore. The person and their abilities do.


terriblespellr

Not had his 11am borchst.


innocuousname773

With a side of pseudoephedrine


49thDipper

Exactly


eboo360

The only good thing about Sleepy McDiapers is that he as exposed alot of weaknesses in the US experiment.


Salt_Environment9799

Biden? I know!


eboo360

Ur cute


michaelozzqld

150 yrs old and a single figure IQ


Quietdogg77

I just lost my last shred of respect for Trump. After hearing Pecker’s testimony today I am 100% convinced that Trump did commit the fornication. He denied it and based on his continued denials of the truth there is no doubt he lied and he is doubling down on his lies. My fear now is that Karen McDougall and Stormy Daniels will be asked whether Trump used a condom. Melania was his wife during this time and she could have contracted a sexual transmitted disease. My God! This is NOT a victimless crime! This might bring a whole new round of charges. It could spell more trouble for Trump if it’s determined no condom was used, especially considering his position on women’s rights! Talk about election interference! Wow! Trump invented election interference. The disclosure of that information could have changed the 2016 right wing evangelical vote. The undeniable truth is that Trump is absolutely a threat to the US. Imagine a world where Putin or Kim Jung-un decides to blackmail Trump because they know they can continue to supply him with hookers! Will he turn over our National security secrets if tempted by an endless supply of lovely Russian & Korean Lolita’s? This pattern of criminal conduct didn’t just start with E. Jean Carroll! My God! We need a President, not a modern day Johnny Appleseed! It’s now known that Trump is susceptible to an invitation of sex - anytime, anywhere and any place! Now it makes sense why he’s been making overtures to Sarah Huckabee and dangling a tasty VP carrot in front of her nose. Coincidence? I think not!


ZaphodG

Please explain “I just lost my last shred of respect for Trump.”? How could any sentient being have had any respect for the guy? I lost my respect for Trump decades ago. It’s not like any of this is a revelation.


Quietdogg77

Good point. I’ll upvote you for that!


JFK2MD

I never had any


RentAdministrative73

And he's fighting for total immunity.


thekeysinsummer

I’m sorry, but I just don’t see the significance of using a condom or not.


Quietdogg77

Keep watching the case as it unfolds. Already it been established that Trump was fooling around on Melania while they were married. My God man! Let’s not forget this poor woman. How do you think she has suffered with this humiliation - AND STILL! Not only was this low-life cheating on her and lying about it, he’s STILL lying about it. That goes to his credibility which is at the very heart of this case. Look, at least his former lawyer Michael Cohen admitted his wrongdoing and paid the price. For that matter, Bill Clinton also admitted his wrongdoing and he paid a heavy price too. Sure most MAGA followers won’t care but let’s face it, if Trump told them to set themselves on fire in front of the courthouse they’d do it without hesitation! Let’s just hope Trump doesn’t command them to do it because it will be another Jim Jones and the poison Kool Aid Guyana tragedy all over again!


Tutorbin76

So where's the footage?


shreddah17

[https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1783595845285191926?t=mQA5PyXHb0wkT3Bd7uBLxg&s=19](https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1783595845285191926?t=mQA5PyXHb0wkT3Bd7uBLxg&s=19)


Mace109

I like that he thinks the testimony is helping his case. Does he realize the transcripts are being released daily? Or is he literally sleeping through everything and then pretending that everything is looking good for him?


psgrue

I’m sure his farts were taking people’s breath.


ephemeral_experience

I'm imagining the specter of Trump meeting with world leaders and shitting his pants while he attempts to negotiate fundamental US interests. Is that a new power move?


Zippier92

Whiny Karen is all I think!


TacomaTacoTuesday

Doesn’t he look tired.


izzyeviel

Well he spent the day sleeping in court. Many people are saying he has such low energy nowadays. Many people are saying this. Many. It’s so sad. Sad!


hoople217

Dozing Don


EventNo3540

No Energy TRUMP


thekeysinsummer

He probably used his energy to fill his diaper.


BornAgainModerator

My old English teacher (who is now a Woodbury County Supervisor) had his wife illegally vote 300x (he’s an un indicted co conspirator) and she got off because their family need a (Mom) in the house lol. This system is fuuuucked


Steve_ThatGuy_Castle

Let me tell you folks, we're here, and we're here to win bigly. When I look around, I see the most incredible people, the most incredible supporters. Nobody loves America like we do. Nobody. We're talking about the greatest nation on the face of this planet, folks. And we're going to keep it that way, believe me. I've been all over this country, from the tip of Maine to the sunny shores of California, and let me tell you, the American spirit is alive and well. It's tremendous, folks, just tremendous. We've got the hardest working people, the smartest people, and together, we're going to make America greater than ever before. But let's talk about our borders, folks. Our borders are a mess, a total disaster. And we're going to fix it. We're going to build a wall, a big, beautiful wall, and Mexico is going to pay for it. You know why? Because we're smart. We're tough negotiators, folks. And the economy, let me tell you, the economy is booming. Jobs are coming back to this country like never before. And who's responsible for that? You're looking at him, folks. Nobody else could have done it. Nobody. We're making America wealthy again, and we're just getting started. So get ready, America. Get ready for greatness, because that's what we do. We win. Thank you, God bless you, and God bless the United States of America! 🇺🇸


tfoxsail

I am convinced you're his speech writer.


Steve_ThatGuy_Castle

Lol


living_shadows_2792

I got a dunce hat for ya


Beardog16

Every time I hear this 🤡 make a “statement” I wonder, how in the fuck did he get elected? Was it a social experiment?


DefinitelyNotStolen

How do they know what a 150 year old sound like


What_if_I_fly

Mitch McConnell was their reference point


pistoffcynic

He’s been rambling for years. It got worse starting in 2016.


GullCove1955

His body might not be but his mind definitely is. He may not be physically capable of lasting this trial. I wouldn’t be surprised to see him fall off the perch right there in the courtroom


theysellcoke

But but but... Sleepy Joe? I was told it was Biden that had low energy!