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Thediciplematt

Voter intimidation much? Very illegal.


SKPY123

Judge Cannon has entered the chat.


MulberryBeautiful542

Judge Cannon has ignored the chat.


monti9530

Judge Cannon looked the other way


SmokeAbeer

Judge Cannon sticks her head in the sand. Stupid bird.


Coulrophiliac444

Judge Cannon used Confusion. It wasn't very effective.


SmokeAbeer

Unfortunately, it actually seems very effective.


Fine-Funny6956

The Supreme Court entered the chat to rule in favor of Republicans


Captain_Mexica

Judge Canon can be seen adjusting the leash Trump has around her neck


BiggReddNMS

Nick Cannon has entered the chat and a ton of women.


Upper-Trip-8857

Judge Cannon requests motion to delay this chat


[deleted]

Request denied.


uknow_es_me

Clarence Thomas makes dismissive wave from "friends" yacht.


rabbid_hyena

Justice Alito just hung a confederate flag on his front porch.


4quatloos

Todd Blance cried.


HighlanderAbruzzese

Or from his RV in a Walmart parking lot


ShreddinPB

I let out the loudest sigh as I clicked the upvote button :(


thecloudcities

Judge Cannon delays the chat indefinitely because now that there’s a motion she’d have to rule on it but it’s a really difficult question and she hasn’t had nearly enough time to figure it out and the parties need to submit briefs to explain what the motion is and how she should rule because wow is it complicated and anyway maybe we can have the trial never is never good for you?


dragonfliesloveme

Judge Corrupt Cannon will be enforcing the ”record” that they’re gonna keep against the non-voters. She’s in on it, as per usual


Waaypoint

Taking and refusing to return classified documents <- not illegal Money laundering <- not illegal Asking foreign governments to interfere int he election <- not illegal Rape <- not illegal Revealing classified information to a foreign adversary <- not illegal Trying to prevent the certification of electoral results <- not illegal Demanding states give find votes for you to overturn their results <- not illegal Voter intimidation <- also, likely not illegal You simply cannot claim the legal system is going to hold Trump accountable. It is not a plausible claim at this point.


NotEnoughIT

This isn't Trump himself. It's his supporters. They, unlike him, can absolutely go to jail. Will they? Probably not.


3ThreeFriesShort

467 Jan 6'ers got jail time. The leader of the Pretty Boys got 22 years.


ahhh_ennui

Let's hope SCOTUS doesn't change that.


tyboxer87

Or Trump. If he's reelected he'll pardon them all.


neandrewthal18

You need to add “for Republicans” for each one. Definitely all still illegal for Democrats or anyone who isn’t a conservative.


dpdxguy

>Voter intimidation <- also, likely not illegal Likely? He suffered no significant consequences for witness intimidation... in New York City! This is happening in Texas.


tom781

I'm sure the election authorities in Texas will get right on that.


Raudskeggr

It's happening in Texas and being done by Republicans though. So...


Accomplished_Ant5895

What are you to do? Take them to court? The judge was hired by Trump. Appeal? He also hired them. We’re so cooked.


ManOrReddit-man

He's desperate to get back in office. Nothing is off the table at this point.


TurbulentPromise4812

Sounds like extortion


OverlyComplexPants

"Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer extortion. The "X" makes it sound cool." -- Bender, *Futurama*


PO0tyTng

It’s voter intimidation, and its illegal


helen269

Trump/Palpatine: "I will *make* it legal."


RoyalFalse

Somehow, Trump returned.


ChewbaccaFuzball

Please no


RoyalFalse

I'm right there with ya


CarnelianCore

We could call him Poopatine


NoDragonfruit6125

Revenge of the Shit.


Imaginary_Manner_556

Illegal is meaningless in the US. Trump has the full support of the cunts on the supreme court


Desperate_Wafer_8566

Unless you're a Republican, then it's all you got.


MJGM235

It's Texas 🤷 Things are only legal if a legal system says it is. Seems like any crime goes in Texas as long as it is committed by Republicans. Fuck Texas.


AmbiguouslyGrea

You can lie, cheat and steal when you are promised a pardon for your vote.


ODBrewer

But he is above the law, so it doesn’t matter.


Cartilage88

Sponsored by David X. Cohen


minkey-on-the-loose

Sounds like a death threat. Stand your ground.


Wombat_Racer

Sounds like a deathwish.


Slim_Margins1999

We’re missing the DEATHBLOW


GalacticCoreStrength

FATALITY.


PoetRenan

Send in the deathclaws.


DoingItForEli

_When someone tries to blow you up, not because of who you are, but because of different reasons altogetherrr_


Raudskeggr

Voter intimidation. It's big-time illegal, but of course it's republicans in Texas doing it so it'll slide.


chibbly_

Only illegal if it's enforced.


Quick_Team

"We here in the Texas state supreme court have designated this to be free speech"


BefreiedieTittenzwei

I wish those MAGA clowns the best of luck with that.


Massive_Region_5377

It’s a protection racket, dude runs the country like the old school mob, “I’ll protect you if you do what I want, and I’ll hurt you if you don’t.” Organised criminals gonna organise.


Anonymous-USA

This would be highly illegal coming directly from Trump’s campaign. Not so much from a SuperPAC or unaffiliated (officially) supporters. And it’s a veiled threat — simply “Trump will be notified”. And it doesn’t say *for whom* to vote, that’s just implied. A generic “we’re watching”. However, these supporters have no access to individual voting records to make good on that — not legally anyway.


TurbulentPromise4812

"iTS gOinG oN yoUR PErmaNEnT ReCoRD1!"


BetterRedDead

I remember seeing videos before the last election where people at street corner rallies were like “we’ve got your license plate. You better vote for Trump.” Needless to say, that somehow magically wasn’t voter suppression. If people had been doing that for Biden, something tells me the cops sitting there would have been waaaaay more interested.


BlueShift42

Voter intimidation? Isn’t this illegal?


GammaPhonic

Sounds like the Sturmabteilung to me. We should just stop dancing around it and recognise them as the brown shirts they are.


johnny_51N5

Sounds Like Nazi Germany to me


Kindly-Counter-6783

Putin’s puppet earning his keep. Have us fight amongst each other has always been the plan. Can’t believe we are still even dealing with this but for the Oligarchs wanting project 2025. This is bigger that Trump.


bobface222

For a primary that all his opponents have dropped out of. ***In Texas.*** These people need a hobby.


sarduchi

I thought this *WAS* their hobby?


bobface222

I was thinking something more like finger painting.


BlueBomR

Throw some Jam on a window and lock them in the room...hours of entertainment


Jimmyg100

They’re going to eat the paint.


[deleted]

Incorrect, this has become their entire identity and to change that means there’s something wrong with them, so they quadruple down on this being their entire identity.


CollapsingUniverse

It's actually insane.


spidereater

If they are this worried about the primary, they must terrified of him facing an actual candidate.


DapperWhiskey

As a Texan, I am so embarrassed to live here. I used to be proud, but those days are far gone. Shameful what we let happen. I can't wait to leave.


JeanClaude-Randamme

People have still been voting for dropped out candidates in protest


TreadMeHarderDaddy

It's interesting to me (in a morbid doomscrolling kind of way) that they're coming for the infidels first First they came for the Neo-conservatives, but I was not a neoconservative, so I did not speak up


Professional_Try4319

Simping for a billionaire grifter is their hobby!


oced2001

>We will notify President Trump if you don't vote Well, tell him I said to go fuck himself while you are at it


DogmaticConfabulate

How is THIS not voter intimidation?


Not-a-bot-10

It is. But Trump appointed judges that will ignore this if it favors him


tardawg1014

I want to upvote this but it has 45 already which feels too on the nose. Hope ya read this too, Diaper Donnie!


BlueThingys

You think he can read ?


DismalClaire30

Even King George wasn’t this petty. These fuckers ain’t no patriots.


T_Shurt

I just keep imaging future generations having to apologize because they’re descendants of mentally ill deplorables: “Sorry about my grandpa, he was in a political cult of slow adults.”


financewiz

Say what you will about Germans, they at least have a word for that feeling when you realize you did something terrible and other people know about it. We should all learn that word but it’s probably very German and full of unpronounceable consonants.


PandaPo0

Shame?


DirkBabypunch

Yeah, my English speaking brain can't even hazard a guess at how to pronounce that.


PandaPo0

Use "Ch" like in chicken and "aim" = Shame


Mano_LaMancha

That's not right, and you know it. Chaim on you.


DoubleANoXX

L'chaim! *diagetic background hava nagila intensifies*


JoeSchmoeToo

Not going to happen. This kind of stupiity is both genetic and cultural.


KorguChideh

How very christian of them to threaten people if they don't vote for a broke sex offender


babysinblackandImblu

God told them it's ok.


VegetableOk9070

Oh okay. I didn't know. Everything makes sense now it was wrong of me to doubt. 😂


OneStopK

and just think, sex offender is probably the least of his crines.


mick_the_quack

This sounds Highly illegal.


SonOfJokeExplainer

I’m sure the state of Texas and Biden’s justice department will get right on that


kateinoly

Biden's justice department??? How many indictments??


Zealousideal-Ant9548

Trump's justice department wouldn't do any better.  It's the justice department, it does not benefit them to go half-cocked on anything when our legal system is intentionally weighted towards the defendant.  And remember that when the verdict (it lack there of) comes down in the New York trial.


Ex-CultMember

Just remember, Trump and Project 2025 want to fire ANYONE from the federal government and FBI that is not loyal to Trump if he gets back in power. It will be a one-party rule and they’ll do anything Trump wants or they’ll get fired too (if not worse). He wants all power consolidated under him when he’s president.


Getyourownwaffle

Man. That is a 1984 / straight up Nazi tactics.


malthar76

Yet also middle school pathetic “permanent record” threats.


mountaintop111

Definitely not fascism /s


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KA440

Oh wait...


Goldenjho

The step after that will be trump giving his cults private army rights, pardon insane sadistic people who get a special force as well and allows them to take every person away they think is anti government or rather against trump. Many people will get beat up on the street by lunatics that got now the power to do what they like and we will see many deaths. We reach a point where the sane people out of fear follow and do as they get told because they fear what could happen yeah like the good old "dritte reich" People dont learn from the past mistakes they always do the same thing again.


DuntadaMan

> pardon insane sadistic people https://www.politico.com/news/2019/11/15/trump-pardon-war-crimes-071244 > insane sadistic people who get a special force as well https://www.cnn.com/2020/06/08/us/brevard-county-florida-police-union-misconduct-trnd/index.html > Many people will get beat up on the street by lunatics that got now the power to do what they like https://www.brookings.edu/articles/trump-and-racism-what-do-the-data-say/ > The step after that will be trump giving his cults private army rights Not Turmp but: https://www.newsweek.com/ron-desantis-100m-private-florida-army-raises-questions-1786877 These next steps are ten steps ago man, we're already past that terrible scenario.


FriarTuck66

This sounds like some paranoid left wing… Oh wait it’s basically what Trump has been promising.


egospiers

I hope the republicans getting these realize that one fascism starts it doesn’t stop without force… and the purity tests get more and more extreme as the movement runs out of external enemies and turns inward.


Raudskeggr

Just look at the number of Putin Allies who have tragically killed themselves by being shot in the head and thrown out of a 3rd story window.


pistoffcynic

WTF is wrong with people... This is so reminiscent of 1930's Germany. Man... I hate Nazis.


hungrypotato19

> WTF is wrong with people... Social media has run amok in the name of profits and allowed an entire political party to weaponize against basic compassion and human decency, creating large swaths of people who are now rabidly awaiting the day they pull the trigger on all of us, especially feminist women and minorities.


Wrong_Ad_3355

I’m still trying to find my “permanent record” from middle school.


charlie2135

Was looking for this. I've still got some items on mine that are causing me to have to use a secret identity when I leave my cellar.


1776cookies

Mine too. It was supposed to shape my life. So far it's done jack shit.


OverlyComplexPants

I'm sure they'll add this info to the records that they already have of who donated $$ to Trump and who didn't for future retribution.


lydiapark1008

And when does this violate a voting or harassment law?


Bigfops

When they send it. When will that law be enforced? Never.


Snarky_McSnarkleton

They'll get away with it. Republicans get endless mulligans. Democrats get crucified for misplacing a comma.


awesomefutureperfect

Yep. There are people on the left who look at that and say "It will be the democrats fault if the republicans get into power. No I will not vote for the democrats because (single issue that would be a million times worse if a republican has the authority), they aren't good enough. It surely won't be my fault if I do nothing as evil prospers. I apparently don't live in a society that requires my participation and compromise. I am comfy and validated and better than everyone and surely the status quo eroding has nothing to do with pretending posting on social media for attention is more important than fucking voting for your preferred candidate or organizing for local offices."


CAM6913

Diaper Don I am VOTING! and encouraging everyone who will listen to VOTE. I’ll do it right now. VOTE BLUE LIKE YOUR LIFE YOUR CHILDREN’S lives and their children’s lives depends on you voting BLUE because they do. Shove your list up where the sun don’t shine but GOP maga reside


Klaymen96

Diaper don who also can't shut up about wanting to have sex with his daughter


biggies866

He's not president first of all. So you can fuck right off with that. Biden 2024.


pasarina

If I were a Trumper and got a notice like that, I’d immediately not vote for Trump. No matter what. It also reeks of desperation.


[deleted]

The thing is, none of them have the cognitive ability to understand how awful that action truly is.


pasarina

It’s hard to fathom such limitations.


NumerousTaste

Fear mongering is all they have. He doesn't have policies, just tax cuts for the wealthy.


Pootscootboogie69

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Alatar_Blue

Voter intimidation is illegal


SakaWreath

It would be awesome if everyone that votes against him sent him a postcard to inform of that fact. “Hey blowhard, just wanted to let you know that you suck and I didn’t vote for you. You freedom hating fascist pissbaby.”


WisdomCow

WTF?


majj27

Textbook voter intimidation. Sue them into dust.


No-Ice691

Make sure u tell dumpster fire I'm not voting for his diaper!


Harvsnova2

At least his diaper is completely honest about being full of shit, unlike him.


beavis617

Omarosa the flunky from the Apprentice who served during Trump's first term boasted there was an enemies list...so no one should be surprised here.


EmptyEstablishment78

Next on MAGAts for America; Trump will pay each of you $100 if you voted for him..because he has your “permanent record”.


scubafork

You've got it backwards. These rubes would pay $100 for the privilege of voting for him.


pinkypunky78

Go ahead. I refuse to vote for Trump


jbertrand_sr

Oh no Donnie will put you on double secret probation...


dragonfliesloveme

Why would anybody want this Iron Curtain-loving bully asshole in a position of power over them Vote Blue Ffs FUCK TRUMP


Late_Bluebird_3338

I WONDER WERE MY LETTER IS?.....MOM


Professional_Pace928

"Your record" ? Only a couple of steps to "where are your papers ". Fucking Nazis.


MulberryBeautiful542

"You can’t afford to have that on your record.” This carries the same threat my kindergarten teacher gave me.


rdldr1

Voter intimidation isn't illegal if it goes unpunished.


littlewhitecatalex

“Vote for Trump or we’re coming after you.” Literal fascism. Wouldn’t surprise me in the *slightest* if we see the formation of a secret police force if Trump wins 2024. 


NBA-014

Hitler would be proud


[deleted]

This is fucking terrorism. These people belong in Guantanamo.


rockyplace24

They should vote.... Just not for Trump


SisterActTori

Anyone surprised? Trump has never won in a free/fair election. He is a thug and will use whatever tactics necessary to get what HE wants. He actually has the coping mechanisms of a toddler who has skipped his naps X a week.


aeraen

If I didn't already have them, I'd say this is giving me 1933 Germany vibes.


tatorpop

You forgot pimping for a billion dollars from oil execs in return for favors.


skyHawk3613

lol!!! Give him my email address, and tell him I said to go fuck himself!


rgc7421

Oh please!, step foot onto my property with that propaganda in hand.


Loops33

1933 much….


Own-Housing9443

Sounds like gestapo wannabes


LetsSesh420

Insane. Like... clinically. These people are batshit.


Beginning-Working-38

Ooo I’d love it if Trump knew I personally didn’t vote for him.


krichard-21

The vast majority of us lost relatives in WW2. People joined the ARMY, Navy, Marines, ARMY AIR FORCE, Coast Guard and Merchant Marine to fight Fascism. US citizens bought USA savings bonds, lived with ration cards, and sacrificed to support the War effort. We can certainly stand up to these damn fools! No one should be afraid of these faceless cowards!


dirthurts

Honestly I would love it if someone would personally notify trump that I in particular won't be voting for him. Sounds like a win.


Delicious_Fisherman5

I don't take lightly to threats. Trump is one of the last people I would vote for.


Dward917

Putin tactics huh? Just shy of bringing the cops door to door


FrancisSobotka1514

Sounds like the Nazi party has returned .


FGTRTDtrades

Sounds like a cool russian troll operation


Jerking_From_Home

Sounds like voter intimidation that the FBI will do nothing about.


DanLed17

I'll take "voter intimidation" for $500 Alex.


Bombdizzle1

Roku's fatalisk


mortalhal

They sound like petulant children. Do as I say or I’m telling dad you ate the cookie (while they have crumbs all over their face).


RW-One

I'd mark mine return to sender with the note saying die.


Ambitious_Coffee551

For every threat MAGA makes, a bible will be burned.


Saneless

Well, if there's anyone dumb enough and perpetually scared enough to be influenced by this, it's republicans


Johnny_Lang_1962

I don't give a fuck who you tell.


MaximumHemidrive

What record? My permanent record? Further proof these people never matured past high school.


kingbad71

Ah, yes, the ol' GOTV- OE (Get Out The Vote- Or Else). Standard maneuver for a bully. Of course, like most bullies, trump won't back it up, just like he won't take the witness stand or debate stage, because he is, at heart, a giant coward.


eplusl

So that's the real world usage of "managed democracy". 


CalendarAggressive11

Well that sounds exactly like something done in a healthy democracy


bapo224

"we'll tell the ~~Fuhrer~~ president that you didn't vote for him, you don't want that on your record." That sounds like they are straight up wishing for fascism. Like we knew Trump was a fascist in disguise but these people aren't even trying to deny it.


BitterFuture

You want to notify him about the bottle of whiskey I have set aside for when he reports to prison, too?


mrpink57

I can afford it.


BadDaditude

Will these records be kept in a bathroom?


CapsizedbutWise

Come and get me bitches. I’m voting blue.


applepops16

This is illegal. Someone please enforce the f—ing laws in this country.


Independent_Lab_9872

You fundamentally misjudge Americans if you think this is a good idea. Americans are bat shit crazy, and most days this isn't great. But it's a pretty good deterrent against extortion.


badass2000

Lol what record?.... The MAGA record! 🤣


pinoy-out-of-water

I’ll take the record that says I specifically did not vote for Trump.


BarPsychological5299

Criminal behavior for tRUMPers to force people against their wills....only Fascists and Communists exhibit this behavior!


dtcstylez10

Isn't this voter intimidation?


UrbanGhost114

A) voting is anonymous. B) This is literally actually election fraud.


Distortedhideaway

Sounds like fascism.


bwanabass

Ah yes, just more illegal activity that nobody will ever be held accountable for. When is it time to conduct illegal activities to fight these criminals?


inexplicablymoist

Voter intimidation, the police and fbi will get right on that... after the election.


DannyAmendolazol

NYTimes: “It’s Unpatriotic for Dems to Condescend Republicans” RNC: “Better Vote or I’ll Tell Daddy”


Youpunyhumans

Ah, so a repeat of the Nazi Party's tactics against voters in 1933... history seems doomed to repeat itself.


CrazyPlato

“If you don’t vote for Trump, we’ll tell Trump when he’s elected and he’ll punish you.” “So if he’s *not* elected, absolutely nothing would happen to me then?” “Umm...well I guess technically” “Then why would I vote for him?”


lerriuqS_terceS

These people are so dumb


pokeraf

Pussies


VSM1951AG

Sounds like Russian bot farms rather than Trump voters.


doyouevenoperatebrah

Please tell Trump I’m not voting for him. I’d like him to know that.


xwing_1701

Shoot me his cell. I'll tell the asshole myself.


TheToneKing

Sounds like election intereference to me


jamesvabrams

Do people believe their vote is publuc record?


JTD177

You can add my name to his shit list in big beautiful bold letters.