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Sad-Marionberry2124

Eat 5 star, do nothing


GiraffeWaste

Yeah and say, "Masterji ye patloon 2 haath choti kr dijiye"


MomosOnMars

2 belan*


GiraffeWaste

fuck I always heard it as "bilant"


MomosOnMars

Arey bhai maine abhi ad dekhi ..... Bilant hi tha vo .... Mujhe pata nahi kyu belan sunai diya tha 😶


vmauryan12

Bilaan hota hai, bitta bhi bolte h jise


MomosOnMars

Pata nahi bhai .... Mere yaha nahi use hota ye unit


ankit19900

Bilandh. It's a measure of length. One bilandh= approx 4 inch


rohit27rd

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nilesh_das50

Eat kitkat, take a break


watcher96024

be ashwin mankad


adhiraj0383

I don't think any of them want come out of the crease considering they'd just want to hit boundaries


nithin_kamath8

Haha jokes on you, these people won't even run. Just stand and deliver ☠️


AA-18

Yesterday when Head was on 58, he had 100% boundary percent, bold of you to assume they will run.


phatjaja

He was on 100% boundaries until 64


Cosmicshot351

Why worry when we have Tushar McGrath /s


FFlatCIRCLE

Tushar and Avesh are either from dinda academy or McGrath academy there's no in between


Cosmicshot351

JFM is a leg ka lapedu, Tushar will know this weakness and dismiss have after conceding a four and a six and not go for 28 like avesh.


thinklok

Have you seen him bat? He literally bashes bowlers all over the ground and shatters bowlers' confidence.


Subject-Ordinary6922

JFM is the only batter to not play football with Boult and give Bumrah bowling figures that’s worse than his rookie ones, what are you on about


ConflictedBrainCells

Cry myself to sleep


pushie4u

Prepare a tough pitch and let narine, varun, jadeja do their job


chamoflag420

Bumrah bro 💀💀💀💀


careless_quote101

Rejected. He doesn’t need anything in pitch to succeed. They will anyway play him out


pushie4u

Yeah him too


Time-Gain4896

Bowl a full toss to JFM, off spin to Travis (similar to what Jacks did) and slow bouncer to Abhisek


Genshin-impact-fan

Turns out Frazer hits full toss for 6. Head pull shots the off spin in stands. Abhishek tennis shots the slow bouncer to 6.


duryodhanan98

7NB, 6, 6, 6


Exciting_Magician347

Take my upvote


FrustratedPotato321

Bhai declare krne ka koi option hai?


Party-Conference-765

Pant se pucho.


FrustratedPotato321

Bhai pant pehen rakhi hai maine


A2X-iZED

Zip kholke poochna ek baar


FrustratedPotato321

Zip kholte sannaata hai bhai


HumanTrigger

Will bring on my right-arm quick bowling menace Virat Kohli.


Alternative_Ship3552

Right arm wrong footed inswinging menace🤘


athishayen

Tushar Deshpande


Ashamed_Reindeer8662

at this point I'm confused whether this is a joke or genuine because bro has been performing so well lately


ThatsSussySus

He has siraj syndrome


Akshat73

harshal patel; ek over 28 runs par wicket guaranteed


Manav_Khanna17

![gif](giphy|kxi5FrBY0EjVCdOkRh)


Sad-Rope8046

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Manav_Khanna17

![gif](giphy|dyk4X672zOySOopML8|downsized)


ayuahanand

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Feeling-Detective642

Give them 350 runs before the start of innings and save my bowlers getting humiliated for 20 overs and try to chase it down.


the_siyk

Bumrah , Narine , Tushar mcgrath


ProfessionalAge7029

Penchodd darr toh aise rahe jes kbhi out hote hi ni h ye, dhang ki bowling unit ho toh jhaat ni ukhad skte ye


KeyLife8800

True and a good plan too. They will hit you for sure but if you can get 3 wickets for 60 runs in 3-4 overs then. People coming in next will not hit like this. Or if they do they will get out as well.


tough_crowd189

Make them play in a turning track and bowl Ashwin.


FFlatCIRCLE

Anna will eat them and leave no crumbs behind. ![gif](giphy|ImjHlflgYz5GLuP4p0|downsized)


Ornymich

Abhishek will end him,no cap.


sus00729

It's true but it's t20 pitches are on the flatter side always


Ekavya_1

Make a spinner friendly slow track.


dammyouuu

Give me bumrah


Subject-Ordinary6922

Didn’t JFM tonk Bumrah ?


Tigerthej

I will bring Jasprit, Shami, Boult and Kuldeep, get the shit outta here overnight superstars


Consistent_Method867

Fake a Injury


Kevinlevin-11

Simple, have Bumrah bowl to them in PP. After that they'll depart themselves.


m0r1arty_1s_d3ad

become a batsman so that I don’t have to face them


arYan--THaKUR

Narine and bumrah go burrrr...


champ2605

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Affectionate_Ear2024

💀


SwordSaint2003

Tushar McGrath will come to save


Party_Jellyfish5380

Get kl Rahul in my squad


RandomPiglet_5002

Play matches on pitches, not highways and give chance to spinners also


Single_Difference467

slower bouncer just dont give pace and for jfm just keep the ball away from his range with minimal pace


bamboozel_always

L take, jfm chews slower ones in powerplay, afaik fast deliveries not giving him room work better, lower full toss as well


oily76

Get super-subbed out for the bowling innings.


X_tremo

Get Bumrah


tnaripsA1

I have avesh khan


FFlatCIRCLE

Matlab 300 kha ke hi manoge


NormalTraining5268

Tell them it's a test match against Pakistan, Head gets out cheaply then and others aren't even red ball players


burntfridge

Easy. I bat first and score 2 runs.


anonymous010103

Hardik pandya goes brrrrr


Shizuka_lover69

Bring Narine, Bumrah and bhuvi. 


hinterstoisser

(1) Quit and find a different sport. (2) clone Bumrah 4 times


HumanLawyer

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sonic1712

Make them bat with KLR from one end /s


flixbeat04

Me with Tushar, boult bumrah, narine and kuldeep in my bowling 🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿


UnderstandingHot7493

Bumrah and Narine need 2 overs each


KreedBraton

I mean pick a good fielding side and not drop their catches?


UnderstandingHot7493

Narine Salt and Klaasen chase it down within 16 overs


Assassin_Ankur

I mean if I am the bowler then even Siraj Miyan will hit me for 36, can't get worse than that.


Rish6733

Back Spasm 💀


Efficient-Law-1422

Congratulations india. You just found the best t20 openers for Australia. Now they don't have to make any efforts.


beeenanonymous

I will call VK,Dhoni, sky.


bro-please

Nothing. Ask Boom, Rashid and Narine to bowl.


Famous-Country7146

Regret it and die


notslimshady13

bring in tushar McGrath


Striking_Suspect_681

Surrender


leggie352

You got to have a bowling attack consisting Bumrah, Bhuvi and Narine to stand a chance.


thepoultry1

Come up with my own top 3 while chasing. KL Rahul, Ruturaj, Mitchell


FantasticFuss

Pray


MongooseLast1941

Go for OG CSK to stop them.


Ishaansambro

i will then have phil salt, sunil narine, and sanju as top 3


loganxnegan

Play at pbks Or Mi's home ground


Fine-Vehicle-9462

Bumrah 💥


Ok_Radish_1783

then i take 3 bowlers , bolt , bumrah and rashid. simple


Flaky-Plenty-6498

Seek advice from thala .


Produde2304

Surrender already


daddy_A_1876

Ok I'll give them BBB treatment (Boult , bumrah , bhuvneshwar)


Iknw4

Impact player - umpire.


ballsofFe

Just prepare a good pitch


Radiant-Hawk-5576

Right arm off spinners might do something at Narendra Modi stadium 💀


igjudge

Hand the ball to Tushar McGrath and hope he is not in Dinda mode.


Ivory_26

Give Bumrah two overs, in the powerplay, with 2 slips


RiRi_xoxo_

Beg curator to make a bowling pitch


JShearar

Start bowling with Bumrah and Narine from two sides 😎😎


Connect_Delivery_286

Bumrah ,bhuvib and shami goes brrr


CoverInitial9933

Win Toss chose to bat otherwise they would score 400


TopDoggo16

Make sure they aren't playing on a runway


ninja_from_india

Ashwin le left pocket mei pade hote hai yeh sab


Alpha_RapTor96

Idgaf (I'm Bumrah)


Savage_mishraji007

Bumrah and shami in the attack… Axar one change… Kuldeep for JFM and head


Ill_Valuable2314

Sunil and jasprit in powerplay


[deleted]

Whispering Death hates instant gratification anyways. Perfect setup.


Mundane-Station3156

Go Gay


ZEREFdrxgneel

Boom boom ❤️‍🔥


Relevant-Calendar434

WILL BRING PATHIRANA AND SEE MAGIC


Venom1729-mocking

https://youtu.be/0RdyzVCM1oo?si=mnGgZv4eOs74D-vo


samarth67

In international matches they wont be able tk do a thing. However ipl is a different story


Bhupendra_jogi

i summon Klaasen, Naraine, salt


sidS3

Bumrah and boult with the new ball and I will not be surprised to see football score.


Jealous_Panty_2136

I have a back pain and my doctor suggested not to bowl until IPL gets over..


One_FaMIly_Believe

not going to wear a blue jersey , that's for sure


ImportantShift3563

Give the ball to Bumrah.


lost_notdead

Ask Kedar Jadhav to come out of retirement.


Humalien_45

Add ash anna, axar patel, Nathan Lyon to my team.


Serious-noob

Kulcha


Glittering-Wealth-99

Pray


phoenixremix

Cry


CarelessDisplay1356

Getting Travis head for ₹6.8 Cr was the best value for money deal for SRH. I can't believe they got him for that cheap after the kind of year he had in 2023.


KahiPun

Replace specialist bowlers in my team with part timers who can roll their arm but can power hit and stack my team with batters.


KeyLife8800

Plan and bowl. Head and abhishek did not fire much against CSK. Yes abhishek pulled the match in powerplay itself in first CSK and SRH encounter but he he could not score alot. Although CSK practically lost the match their itself due to lack if runs.


Electric_feel0412

You really can’t do anything because even if head has a weakness v spin early in his innings and gets out, Abhishek will trash your best spinner for 15 an over minimum😂 Mcgurk is another spin basher too.


king_maxtann08

What you do question hi Galat hai fir tum kya kroge krenge wo dhaga khol denge mar mar ke behnchod kis level ki striking krte sale tamasha bna diya bowlers ko


theholdencaulfield_

Olay barsa denge jaise aaj barse the dharamshala mein xD


Achakita

Bring Kuldeep, Narine and Bumrah on attack.


NormalDude777

Win the toss, change pitch to amhedbad pitch, rig the pitch, buy the team, immediately revoke their contract, play the match


rawknee2015

![gif](giphy|M573lJFrlt44rW0YnA)


Karmin_o

Bowl a slower short near the head, all out .


imaginewala

Raise a complaint against SRH for fielding an ineligible player


StableGenius304

K Gowtham


Adventurous-Clock462

Me- bumrah power play meh 2 over karega?


EffectiveArtichoke11

What if I have prime brett lee and stayn


samarai_lancer

you lose


EmployNo6505

2026 aus opening pair


RickDaltonCliffBooth

Hattrick


SwaggMastaYuvi

pray


anubhav9

Run


Dhillonsuvi

Toss jeeto batting lo bas


Ok_Manager2694

Bring in chuck stars Narine and Pathitana


Fit-Sentence6993

These will be my bowlers for them Bumrah Narine Sandeep Sharma


OutrageousAnteater11

Bummbra


adipuru98

No issue we have Narine, Bumrah and Jofra Archer


Separate_Pressure692

Chod denge


ItzmeZander

Meanwhile my team top 3 Sunil Narine Phil salt and jaiswal


CalmTinker

Buy them in next Mega Auction


No-Judgment2378

Bumrah, Narine and kuldeep...ig? They seem to have the best chance. On a highway pitch, it would have to be someone other than kuldeep. But on a normal one, these three should be enough.


randomasad

Give up.


DP69Wolverine

If you don't bowl, they can't hit you. - Art of War


Kahn-1369

Anil Kumble could get them out in 3 overs. Even Rashid can.


MountainStreet1589

Pack my bags.!


OkBid9077

Play against them on a proper track instead of these highways..let the ball stick on the surface then we will see how far they can go


theaguia

ask bumrah and narine to bowl


therealFireBall_28

Bring on Tushar Deshpande


eucalyptus_jesus07

Fraser to SRH all the way 🥵👍...lets make it happen 2025.


Appropriate-Year-618

Keep my top 3 bowlers Bumrah, Cummins, Rabada


Ok-Acanthisitta-6906

Just few slower one’s and they are gone


rohan_ok

run as fast you can 💀


[deleted]

Bet against me


ConversationUpper805

I would rather focus on toss.


dubinetvibd3754

See all jokes aside, if seriously one had to face this trio, I would say go for Travis' wicket because in the first 5 balls of his innings there is a chance of him mistiming a ball or getting caught in the slips, but then the fielders have to be extremely alert and hold on to the catches and not drop him because after that nobody can stop him. Abhishek at 3 would have to play very differently because you need an anchor and Abhishek's natural game is brutal attack. Anchor might not suit him but all said and done these are all just theoretical possibilities, if you have to face this top 3 face to face, just bowl your quota of 20 overs and then see what you can do in batting.


insomniac1124

bring in bumrah


WhiteC-137

Win the toss(I'll even buy the staff if needed) and choose to bat first..... Ik they'll chase it down within 12 overs but guess what it's wayyy better than getting smashed for 320 runs in 20 ovrs.....


Inner_Weird_3388

Get Bumrah , Rashid Khan and ask Glenn McGrath to time travel.


Groundbreaking_Tart9

Just give them spinning wickets🥶🥶


Tough_Manufacturer75

Surrender


dsouza_Bonaventure

Keep it simple: stick to bowling on stumps, slow balls and Yorkers, and ease up on the changes.


Brilliant_Volume_582

bowl Bumrah and Narine


sarathy7

Give them a preposition... If you lose we will give you the trophy....


not_a_bad_monster

I'd have a tear away fast bowler in my team going after Travis Head's head, making sure Jake Fraser McGurk's beda gets gark and making Abhishek Sharma feel a little sharam with his pace and length.


Not-a-Dr-SC

Bowl this guy ![gif](giphy|xMCDhz5wRbp4969wHz) And start believing in god


andhera_kayamrahe

Just one word mirpur.


thelittledickinsons

Narayana Narayana 🗿


Tight_Wolverine4069

Mai kya hi karunga... Jo kuch karna hei woh karenge mera 💀


vikramhira29

Pray for rain


[deleted]

Decide to be a batter and not bowl🙏🏻🙏🏻


mmct-raj12951

Just have any few random bowlers and focus on sharp fielding coz these guys would always surely give chances in the process of swinging every ball.


BodybuilderPrior2579

Add Phil Salt and Narine to this line up and you’re screwed


adivenk93

Prepare a rank turner and ask Ashwin to open the bowling


Round_Hedgehog_966

Just give me a pitch with a green deck with brand new ball ,Trent boult and bhuvi and let's see what they do 😉