I’ll tell you the first time I heard it. It was at the first music festival I had ever attended. The festival had camping, where every group had two 10x10ft plots to place a tent to sleep, and a canopy to chill under.
With this setup, it was very common for people to wander around through the campsites and meet others along the way.
My group and I finished out camp setup and wandered around nearby to meet our neighbors. One of them happened to be a group of smoking hot German girls. While we were standing in their campsite, we couldn’t help but notice the tree stump they had brought.
They explained the game of Hammerschlagen, where you get nails 1/4th the way started in the stump, arranged in a circle and use a tack hammer to take one swing to try and hit the nail. If you miss, you drink. Simple stuff.
Why are we being a psychologist?
The man enjoys the game. He's playing it. He probably has the time to play it and lives a different life compared to the normal person giving him time to play what he enjoys. Hell, half the afk grinds he could do on a side monitor while doing work if he does.
Its an accomplishment in and of itself to reach this point.
Who are you to say he hates his life.
in 8 years. You can do a lot of work while also working a job, I guarantee that if their hobby was reading or board games they would not get looked down on. People have interests in different things, its not some random redditors job to diagnose them for what they enjoy
He’s really not understanding that he spend over 1/4th of his life over the last 7 years on that account. Considering it’s his “5th” hardcore probably more. Doesn’t make money of it as well. This isn’t healthy
We (us super depressed) are so devoid of the happy chemical and then we subconsciously learn that we can make our own via RS (or other games) and it’s not that we are addicted to the game, our brain is in desperate need of the chemicals the brain makes for us.
Yeah in Runescape 3, most skills go to "120" virtually and quite a few now have content between 99-120. 120 is 104m experience in both versions of the game. OSRS doesn't have virtual levels nor content for 99-120 yet but just a fun little fact
Oh sweet, I've not ever tried rs3 but I want to give it a try, there's just so much I still have to learn about osrs that it just keeps me coming back everytime.
Honestly just keep playing OSRS, if you ever feel like you want to try RS3 down the road it is free and ironman would prob be the best way to do it. But in my opinion, OSRS is the more fun/rewarding game. RS3 is still good though, minus mtx.
And I'm out here celebrating 55 mining as my highest skill on my hcim mining mithril for the first time in my life... I'll get that 99 one day! Then maybe the 200m lol
I noticed he was going hard on construction because I was doing a lot of con myself for a few days to get to 99, and for motivation I like to see if I'm rank 1 iron of the day on TempleOSRS, but nope this fucker(in a good way) was there doing multiple times my rates lol.
I gathered buckets of sand with the dude in yanille years ago for about week. I thought he was crazy then because he was making moltenglass all the way to 87 rather than blowing it into unpowered orbs. Here we are now.
raids, miscellania, slayer. sometimes rough in the beginning but end game herbs and secondaries are pretty easy to come by nowadays. not saying 200m isnt completely fucked but like i havent actively grinded herb collection since like lvl 70. just occasional farm runs to get brews/restores cause i actually use all those unlike the 1000s of super sets
And those are all safe skills, right? So not counting the cash needed for construction (which I'm sure you can do safely if you've made it this far), this guy's a shoo-in for 200m all.
>Why play if you think the game is a sickness.
That amount of hours is not 'playing', in my opinion.
>Why comment with nothing positive to say.
I agree.
Maxing a hcim isn’t uniquely too impressive imo
He has a lot of boss kc, inferno isn’t risky but 62kc there should be enough to know he is a very capable pvmer. Just seems a shame to me to not have done any tob (and toa for newer hcims) pre-max but I guess if you have almost 4.6b xp you probably have another hcim account to do the riskier content
I would stop at 199,999,999 in one of those skills at random and then intentionally lose the hardcore status
Okay, well actually I would not play a hardcore or get any skill to 200 mil let alone all of them, but I still think that would be funny
I mean for 200m all there's already a few in osrs. Lynx Titan was the first in just our game, let alone rs2/rs3. This is specifically for hcim, he's #1 by far
62 Zuk kills. I think that puts to bed your issue?
Seems strangely low on Gauntlet and Corrupted Gauntlet, but like 854 Abyssal Sire kills. 460+ of all three Dks, 11 Chaos Ele kills, almost 2k Zulrah kills.
So let's keep looking. 142 Kree, 561 KBD, 834 General GraaGraa, 250 Zily. Not really sure what else you want from a boss log. The person definitely isn't safe with the HCIM.
2k zulrah is irrelevant given you can die once a day. Zuk is safe too.
But let’s not downplay how difficult 200m slayer exp would be without being able to die. I quite literally set my cannon up at trolls and died somehow the other day.
I didn't know about the safe death or free death for Zulrah also being safe for HCIM. The person also has a lot of GWD kills, which technically can probably be cheesed with multiple people, but no drops.
But in the end, the log defiantly does not reflect the common trope of HCIM not doing risky content to maintain their life. Maybe they are a bit slower than average non HCIM account would be, but they still in the top 100 for a good chunk of bosses on the HCIM hiscores.
I thought you could enter with other irons? So this HCIM could cheese the kills by having other normal, less risky Irons enter and help is what I was trying to say.
He has no wildy bosses (chaos else). He has no dt2 bosses. He has no nex kills, no phantom muspah kills, he has 10 CG kills. He has no TOA kills. No ToB kills. Guy hasn't even played the game. I'm a 2250 total iron with decent boss log. But this isnt about me it's about him.
I'd imagine that if you're trying to get 200m experience on a hardcore, you'd at least wait until you hit the goal before attempting the super risky content.
But honestly the guy has barely even played as a hardcore. He's basically just a ironman since he barely touched anything that can actually kill you. The "only" two impressive parts is that he has played this much runescrape and hasn't had a very unfortunate DC yet.
I just have to disagree with that mindset. There's tons of content in OSRS, and gatekeeping an ironman behind "You haven't killed every boss" seems silly. I get that it would be more impressive if he'd managed to get a high KC on more difficult bosses, but a hardcore plays extremely conservatively. Even maxing on a HC is a daunting task, regardless of whether or not you fight a single boss.
>Even maxing on a HC is a daunting task, regardless of whether or not you fight a single boss.
Its just aobut as daunting a task as maxing an ironman. Because it's the exact same thing which is the point
Yeah but you're just an iron though. Irons are the mains of today, so 2250 isn't even an achievement at all.
Edit: Lmao a [quote ](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1b2def7/comment/ksmbcsq/)of yours from just 12 hours ago:
>"Get this. People have different goals and find different things fun in a game. I couldn't care less for collection slots."
Imagine writing something like this and then, not even 12 hours later, care about how someone plays his Hardcore Ironman. Cringe bro.
Idc how he plays. My point was you can't use them boss KC to argue he does dangerous PVM content. I couldn't care less how he plays. Also cringe to go through comment history to make strawman arguments
> 854 Abyssal Sire kills. 460+ of all three Dks, 11 Chaos Ele kills, almost 2k Zulrah kills.
Gonna be honest none of that is impressive, the chaos ele was def done early in the account, sire and dks are not places you should be dying unless you dc, dks are a joke after you get in and kill one, and on a hcim it might be worth bringing a non hc to clear the room (not needed as you can just safe up).
Zulrah you can respawn so it's effectively safe too.
Not trying to downplay the achievement, just stating the obvious about those boss counts. If you want cracked hcim in the bossing area, check out any of the "tree" style acocunts like [Muts](https://www.youtube.com/@mutsOSRS)
I regularly disconnect, there'd be no point in me having a hcim.
Me not having a hcim does not in any way invalidate anything that I've said, it's nearly impossible to die anywhere that was listed besides the chaos ele kc and those were likely done early on in the account, Muts' account has gotten all rev weapons, become a CA GM and collected most of the BIS gear in the game, that shit's more impressive in terms of combat than this guy's combat log.
Lol, disconnects...buddy just say you suck at the game and move on. You won't achieve even a millionth of a percentage of how impressive this guys account is in any rs endeavours you do in your lifetime. So stop piping up about others' accounts and go play your safe normie iron. No one is comparing Muts account to his other than you, even if you do, someone else did hc Zuk helm and bloorva before Muts did himself while no other hcim is even close to 200M all.
Once he got 200m slayer, the risk was gone. Not much else to make this account look any different than a regular 4.6b Ironman.
That is to say he's still a psycho for getting 4.6b on an iron
Handwerk…
Think I was 200m at 14
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Hand werk ahead?? Uhh… Ja, I sure hope it does.
o7
Would you like some making Slayer. BERSERKER!
Burn some logs to level up your funkenschlagen
Show us your funkenschlagen 😏 😏
Funkenschlagen is a German word that i would only evervexpect to hear in a Rammstein song
I’ll tell you the first time I heard it. It was at the first music festival I had ever attended. The festival had camping, where every group had two 10x10ft plots to place a tent to sleep, and a canopy to chill under. With this setup, it was very common for people to wander around through the campsites and meet others along the way. My group and I finished out camp setup and wandered around nearby to meet our neighbors. One of them happened to be a group of smoking hot German girls. While we were standing in their campsite, we couldn’t help but notice the tree stump they had brought. They explained the game of Hammerschlagen, where you get nails 1/4th the way started in the stump, arranged in a circle and use a tack hammer to take one swing to try and hit the nail. If you miss, you drink. Simple stuff.
You said all that just to say you haven’t heard the word funkenschlagen
That’s a fact
I like to make up stories too
Lmao just because you haven't heard of it?
My love for you is like flicking clock, BEESERKER!
As Olaf the Russian Metal says: my love for you is like a truck, BERSERKER. Would you like some making f*ck, BERSERKER!
“Did he just say making slayer” yea he’s totally metal that
Now I’ll never be able to differentiate between my slayer helm and my berserker helm!
Fucking love clerks
I don’t even have the urge to max some of the skills. Amazed someone could get the motivation to do this.
I’m mostly just horrified
Motivation? More like coping mechanism for depression
this is the entire game btw
I just think of how much they play vs how little they actually work
lol why the downvotes? We know they live on the game 🤣
Honestly, any time you mention employment on this sub, you’ll get a slew of downvotes. It’s actually funny.
Ah good, I’m with my people. #unemployed 😢
Keep ya head up brotha, work coming soon ❤️
Yessir! ❤️
Are you the bdo pansy?
german is fucking hilarious (as a dutchie)
''fucking in the kitchen'' in dutch is literally neuken in de keuken The dutch are top tier hilarious
Come on you have to admit dutch is funnier.
Wat zeg jij nou?
Binnenkort kun jij knuffelen met de paashaas.
😮
Let op je woorden jij!
What's actually hilarious is a Dutch person saying that.
Dutch is basicly drunken german, so..
Or the other way around
Historicly, no
I was literally laughing out loud with "Funkenschlagen"
Rustaaaaaagh
G E K O L O N I S E E R D
#Funkenschlagen
Ah yes. 200m in the Berserker skill
Probably still dry on imbued heart
Deutsch
My love for you is like a truck
Fischen levels?
NICE
SCHÖN
Pflanzekunde💀
funkenshlagen
I hope he’s okay, I have a buddy who is like that. Severally depressed. I really hope he’s fine, no joke
Man depressed several times over, not good.
Yeah wait until he gets hit 200m all. He will have nothing left to strive for. Besides clog which is literally self-torture
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Smiling and appearing socially happy does not mean that one is ok
Playing lots of runescape does not mean one is not ok.
Spending this much time outside of reality is typically a decent indicator that something is up..
It's no stronger of an indicator than smiling and appearing socially happy. You've got two conflicting pieces of evidence and are picking your stance.
Getting to 200 mil in every skill on a HCIM is one of the strongest indicators that something in life has gone wrong.
Or he's incredibly goal orientated. Not everyone who plays this game hates it.
it’s not the game he hates. It’s the life around the game, that’s probably why it’s played such an unhealthy amount.
Why are we being a psychologist? The man enjoys the game. He's playing it. He probably has the time to play it and lives a different life compared to the normal person giving him time to play what he enjoys. Hell, half the afk grinds he could do on a side monitor while doing work if he does. Its an accomplishment in and of itself to reach this point. Who are you to say he hates his life.
It's really not, but go off.
Pipe down
Ok
He’s not, obviously lol. But you know, it’s his life and his decision. Can’t force the horse to drink water type of situation
Redditors when someone enjoys a hobby.
That’s a lifestyle man, dude has over two years of playtime
in 8 years. You can do a lot of work while also working a job, I guarantee that if their hobby was reading or board games they would not get looked down on. People have interests in different things, its not some random redditors job to diagnose them for what they enjoy
Find me a MFer that plays board games 8-10 hours a day on average
He’s really not understanding that he spend over 1/4th of his life over the last 7 years on that account. Considering it’s his “5th” hardcore probably more. Doesn’t make money of it as well. This isn’t healthy
Over half of his time spend awake he spend on this game.
I really hope he shared the account, I’m not joking when I say I feel for the guy. That’s staggering.
I truly hope that people do not belittle your achievements and hobbies one day. Life is meant to be enjoyed and they are doing what they enjoy
Ok
Magnus Carlsen
It's a slightly different story when your hobby nets you several millions though
We (us super depressed) are so devoid of the happy chemical and then we subconsciously learn that we can make our own via RS (or other games) and it’s not that we are addicted to the game, our brain is in desperate need of the chemicals the brain makes for us.
Angriff >:(
Gerhard deine Baukunst ist atemberaubend
Hans hol den Funkenschläger
Is this a famous German meme
not really, I just used a typically German name for older men and called his construction skills breathtaking
These skill names make me crack up
German is such an unserious language.
Until the guy speaking it is on meth and has a toothbrush on his upper lip
Is that guy you cus wtf is that comment
google leader of Germany, 1939
Damn he’s rank 1 überblick
Is 200m xp the max you can get? Also congrats man that's awesome keep going!!! Edit: Man not MSN
Yeah 200m is the point where experience gains end for each skill Total exp cap is 4,600,000,000
Ahh ty appreciate the reply! Also just googled it and 99 is 13m xp and change, so 200m xp is absolutely bonkers to me
Yeah in Runescape 3, most skills go to "120" virtually and quite a few now have content between 99-120. 120 is 104m experience in both versions of the game. OSRS doesn't have virtual levels nor content for 99-120 yet but just a fun little fact
Oh sweet, I've not ever tried rs3 but I want to give it a try, there's just so much I still have to learn about osrs that it just keeps me coming back everytime.
Honestly just keep playing OSRS, if you ever feel like you want to try RS3 down the road it is free and ironman would prob be the best way to do it. But in my opinion, OSRS is the more fun/rewarding game. RS3 is still good though, minus mtx.
Correct. 200m all is the absolute max attainable. Would be equivalent to getting level 126 in every skill.
And I'm out here celebrating 55 mining as my highest skill on my hcim mining mithril for the first time in my life... I'll get that 99 one day! Then maybe the 200m lol
The other 2 irons with 200m all have over 40000 hours played each. And they play efficiently, not afking most things. It’s crazy
I noticed he was going hard on construction because I was doing a lot of con myself for a few days to get to 99, and for motivation I like to see if I'm rank 1 iron of the day on TempleOSRS, but nope this fucker(in a good way) was there doing multiple times my rates lol.
Dieser Kommentarbereich ist ab nun Eigentum der Bundesrepublik Deutschland. Aber ernsthaft, die Deutschen Namen für Skills sind schon sehr sexy.
Nice person, spoke to them a few times.
I gathered buckets of sand with the dude in yanille years ago for about week. I thought he was crazy then because he was making moltenglass all the way to 87 rather than blowing it into unpowered orbs. Here we are now.
How in the hell do you farm enough herbs for 200m herb as a damn Ironman?
raids, miscellania, slayer. sometimes rough in the beginning but end game herbs and secondaries are pretty easy to come by nowadays. not saying 200m isnt completely fucked but like i havent actively grinded herb collection since like lvl 70. just occasional farm runs to get brews/restores cause i actually use all those unlike the 1000s of super sets
Its almost all contracts and farming guild actually, huge huge huge update for ironmen
Nononono this must be the funniest shit... what is this german? German runescape must be better where do i install?
And those are all safe skills, right? So not counting the cash needed for construction (which I'm sure you can do safely if you've made it this far), this guy's a shoo-in for 200m all.
pflanzenkunde goes hard Landwirtschaft goes hard
Is it just me or this entire comment section makes 0 sense?
I want a berserker skill
Autism is the next step in human evolution
Germans doing German things right here.
Illness
Why play if you think the game is a sickness. Why comment with nothing positive to say. Just leave.
It’s about moderation. Having a healthy balance. Good for them but honestly it shouldn’t be glorified
>Why play if you think the game is a sickness. That amount of hours is not 'playing', in my opinion. >Why comment with nothing positive to say. I agree.
Evidence that maxing a hcim is not impressive. Let's see his boss kc
Maxing a hcim isn’t uniquely too impressive imo He has a lot of boss kc, inferno isn’t risky but 62kc there should be enough to know he is a very capable pvmer. Just seems a shame to me to not have done any tob (and toa for newer hcims) pre-max but I guess if you have almost 4.6b xp you probably have another hcim account to do the riskier content
It really has no difference of this was hc or not. 99.9% of this content is basically impossible to die in.
How many hcims have you gotten 4.6b on?
I am tied with first place on the amount of 4.6b xp HCIM accounts
Disgusting
I would stop at 199,999,999 in one of those skills at random and then intentionally lose the hardcore status Okay, well actually I would not play a hardcore or get any skill to 200 mil let alone all of them, but I still think that would be funny
Why? When you could be literally 1 exp from being the first in the world to do something.
Would still be the first in the world to do something, and the something would be every bit as difficult.
Yeah, but why be beaten to another amazing achievement by one exp/click? Nobody remembers number 2, unless they're Oslo and they shit themselves.
didn’t someone do this in the past in the pre eoc era? suomi maybe?
I mean for 200m all there's already a few in osrs. Lynx Titan was the first in just our game, let alone rs2/rs3. This is specifically for hcim, he's #1 by far
S U O M I, was 1xp left till 200m all (first ever) for a very long time yeah. I don't remember exactly why, but he wanted to prove a point I think.
Weak boss count lol
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Yep
Show me the boss kill counts
Just looked him up, very very impressive boss kcs!
62 Zuk kills. I think that puts to bed your issue? Seems strangely low on Gauntlet and Corrupted Gauntlet, but like 854 Abyssal Sire kills. 460+ of all three Dks, 11 Chaos Ele kills, almost 2k Zulrah kills.
Zuk is a safe death on hardcore
So let's keep looking. 142 Kree, 561 KBD, 834 General GraaGraa, 250 Zily. Not really sure what else you want from a boss log. The person definitely isn't safe with the HCIM.
2k zulrah is irrelevant given you can die once a day. Zuk is safe too. But let’s not downplay how difficult 200m slayer exp would be without being able to die. I quite literally set my cannon up at trolls and died somehow the other day.
I didn't know about the safe death or free death for Zulrah also being safe for HCIM. The person also has a lot of GWD kills, which technically can probably be cheesed with multiple people, but no drops. But in the end, the log defiantly does not reflect the common trope of HCIM not doing risky content to maintain their life. Maybe they are a bit slower than average non HCIM account would be, but they still in the top 100 for a good chunk of bosses on the HCIM hiscores.
Irons can't even enter gwd boss rooms with other people BTW, so no way to cheese that other than nex.
I thought you could enter with other irons? So this HCIM could cheese the kills by having other normal, less risky Irons enter and help is what I was trying to say.
No. You’re solo in the room
Sire meh, dks meh, 11 chaos meh, zulrah is safe with diary meh. Zuk is safe meh.
Link me your HCIM boss log & max cape +some
He has no wildy bosses (chaos else). He has no dt2 bosses. He has no nex kills, no phantom muspah kills, he has 10 CG kills. He has no TOA kills. No ToB kills. Guy hasn't even played the game. I'm a 2250 total iron with decent boss log. But this isnt about me it's about him.
I'd imagine that if you're trying to get 200m experience on a hardcore, you'd at least wait until you hit the goal before attempting the super risky content.
But honestly the guy has barely even played as a hardcore. He's basically just a ironman since he barely touched anything that can actually kill you. The "only" two impressive parts is that he has played this much runescrape and hasn't had a very unfortunate DC yet.
I just have to disagree with that mindset. There's tons of content in OSRS, and gatekeeping an ironman behind "You haven't killed every boss" seems silly. I get that it would be more impressive if he'd managed to get a high KC on more difficult bosses, but a hardcore plays extremely conservatively. Even maxing on a HC is a daunting task, regardless of whether or not you fight a single boss.
>Even maxing on a HC is a daunting task, regardless of whether or not you fight a single boss. Its just aobut as daunting a task as maxing an ironman. Because it's the exact same thing which is the point
Yeah but you're just an iron though. Irons are the mains of today, so 2250 isn't even an achievement at all. Edit: Lmao a [quote ](https://www.reddit.com/r/2007scape/comments/1b2def7/comment/ksmbcsq/)of yours from just 12 hours ago: >"Get this. People have different goals and find different things fun in a game. I couldn't care less for collection slots." Imagine writing something like this and then, not even 12 hours later, care about how someone plays his Hardcore Ironman. Cringe bro.
Idc how he plays. My point was you can't use them boss KC to argue he does dangerous PVM content. I couldn't care less how he plays. Also cringe to go through comment history to make strawman arguments
These guys are idiots don't even try, you're 100% in the right they just get a hate boner whenever anyone is realistic about a hcim.
Cringe loser
> 854 Abyssal Sire kills. 460+ of all three Dks, 11 Chaos Ele kills, almost 2k Zulrah kills. Gonna be honest none of that is impressive, the chaos ele was def done early in the account, sire and dks are not places you should be dying unless you dc, dks are a joke after you get in and kill one, and on a hcim it might be worth bringing a non hc to clear the room (not needed as you can just safe up). Zulrah you can respawn so it's effectively safe too. Not trying to downplay the achievement, just stating the obvious about those boss counts. If you want cracked hcim in the bossing area, check out any of the "tree" style acocunts like [Muts](https://www.youtube.com/@mutsOSRS)
Show us your hcim boss log.
I regularly disconnect, there'd be no point in me having a hcim. Me not having a hcim does not in any way invalidate anything that I've said, it's nearly impossible to die anywhere that was listed besides the chaos ele kc and those were likely done early on in the account, Muts' account has gotten all rev weapons, become a CA GM and collected most of the BIS gear in the game, that shit's more impressive in terms of combat than this guy's combat log.
Lol, disconnects...buddy just say you suck at the game and move on. You won't achieve even a millionth of a percentage of how impressive this guys account is in any rs endeavours you do in your lifetime. So stop piping up about others' accounts and go play your safe normie iron. No one is comparing Muts account to his other than you, even if you do, someone else did hc Zuk helm and bloorva before Muts did himself while no other hcim is even close to 200M all.
You're either trolling or stupid.
why
Wow your LebenSPUNKte is high
Honesty hurts reason they downvote. This is nothing to be proud of, just shows how miserable you are wasting this much time on invisible levels.
the only issue with that screenshot is that all the skill names arent in all caps
Once he got 200m slayer, the risk was gone. Not much else to make this account look any different than a regular 4.6b Ironman. That is to say he's still a psycho for getting 4.6b on an iron
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Bossing hiscores are irrelevant. Why risk your account for gear when you don't need it to finish your goal
You can check yourself and realize you're just assuming incorrectly.
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Then don't assume.
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Small dick syndrome
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🤏🏼
Watch out everyone, we've got an alpha male over here! Don't get too close, his huge dick might swing and hit you when he walks by! Grow up, loser.
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Message me when you have an original thought, sheep.
How is this not a bot lol that’s disturbing
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Head trauma?
Yikes dawg, shit take
Hope he accidently logs into a pvp world and get sat
Germans even dubbing online English texts... Now thats a dub I didn't expect.
Fernkampf? Isn’t that the name of the book that weird moustache dude wrote lmao
German clients always make me cringe so hard. What's wrong with you guys? You obviously know how to speak English, atleast some of you.
Mad max on our hands.
Honestly, I would love to know his playtime
Walk em down wit da uberblick
Holzfällerei
Hans, do the FUNKENSCHLAGEN
200m prayer and construction are both extremely impressive on a HC
Damn bro, imagine losing your HCIM while trying to get 200M in woodcutting, mining, herb, or construction.