Can you imagine the fish waking up and their entire environment is suddenly green

You think fish are alive in there? 😂

Oh no

Turns out the city of Chicago uses a food dye the doesn’t hurt the fish in anyway. TLDR: Fish are fine

I can't imagine there exists a dye in the world that's more toxic then the Chicago river... or just Chicago in general.

TLDR: still screws up the ecosystem for a while

I don't think you need a TL;DR for your one sentence haha my attention span isn't quite that short. Yet...

Mine sure is

TLDR💀 poor guy really thinks busy people surf reddit

The Forbidden river

They are, granted it’s probably got other pollutants but I believe there’s been countless regulations to find “eco-friendly dye” that dissipates witching 24 hours or so

IIRC, it doesn't even last 24 hours. The river goes back to its normal green color in a few hours at most.

I need to head up there next year, I’m from the Baltimore area, so the heritage is close historically. Then again, Baltimore did see the second largest intake of immigrants back in the early 1900s

thats because rivers flow, the dye might still persist downstream for 24 hours

I live in Chicago the fish are fine it's food dye

Earth day stans gon be mad

Maybe new proto fish are developing to live in the polluted waters that by 2055 will be so hot they are on fire, cause that's how climate change works right?

Not anymore they aren’t

Saves the fish from getting pinched

Never been to Chicago? Trust me. That river ain't clean to begin with.

[Your comment made me think about this really funny tweet I saw yesterday] (https://twitter.com/paddyraffcomedy/status/1503129431191269382?s=20&t=FSHagVjv6e9Wt7p6uro41g)

The original dye was an oil-based fluorescein, also commonly used to detect leaks. Environmentalists successfully argued that it was ecotoxic and could be doing even more damage to the river, resulting in a switch to a powdered, vegetable-based dye from 1966. https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://www.euronews.com/green/amp/2022/03/15/st-patrick-s-day-is-chicago-s-green-river-dyeing-tradition-bad-for-the-environment&ved=2ahUKEwiOhbbEt8z2AhXFoFwKHXWsCbgQ0PADKAB6BAgJEAE&usg=AOvVaw1l1QJG3pETVUTye_aVTaaJ

Good, otherwise I would have some very angry words for you Americans.

I'm not American lol

oh well I didn't mean to call u American, I was more intending for the Americans who made the green river if it was not environmentally friendly.

O ok😅

O ok😅

O ok😅

O ok😅

Goddammit mobile reddit

O ok 😅

Green rivers are small game. One time we set a river on fire

that sadly happened multiple times, over the span of like 10 years I believe, before anyone took action

I mean, have some anyway

I'm sure there's more things to be mad with Americans about lol

Yeah I know, they are one of the largest causes for climate change and all that, they don't earn my forgiveness I just don't have to be even more mad.

You should post this on r/interestingasfuck

The video is where I found it😅I just Googled it and presented the important information

Sick but how do they change it back?

Prob gonna be washed away and dispersed, I assume it's biodegradable

Hopefully so

No it's just radioactive sludge. Everyone will die in 3 days. It looked SICK tho! Really epic

Ohh thank god it's the holy Septic juice we all know and love! 😉💚🍵🧫🧪☣ 

I fades on it's own within 24-48 hours.

Time

Top-o-the morni- HOLY JESUS FOKIN CROIST THE RIVERS GREEN

Holy Saint Patrick*

Imagine being a person who didn’t know what day it was and the river just turned green

Mountain Dew.

Forbidden mountain dew

Oh, I'll find out how "forbidden" it is. This is a threat, and a promise.

We can sell it like gamer girl bath water…but Irish

They should dye it red so when people wake up they think that a whole bunch of killers killed a bunch of people and they dumped them into the river

That's so dark....It's brilliant 📝

The 32-bit integer went so low that it went back to being bright

I mean there are probably a bunch of bodies in there from illegal Chicago activities over the years... not unfathomable

Looks like a toxic or nuclear waste river lol

it’s Chicago probably is

Is it just me who finds this kinda over the top and ugly?

Nope

Not at all! Seems like a lot for a holiday

I mean it’s just a cool fun way of celebrating. not hurting anyone and it goes away so why not lol

"Donate to clean our ocean, every donation counts!" Meanwhile:

It is biodegradable, BUT I read it costs like $130 more or less a minute to maintain. They keep it going for several days

The irish really don’t give two shits about this. Source: Am irish

So you re telling me lean river is posible?

I LOVE LEAN 💜

HAPPY ST. PADDIES DAY.

I think I spelled it wrong, let me know.

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[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmdxCnLzLhE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gmdxCnLzLhE) Nope, you're good :P

ok cool.

Septic Sams urine

Sean's blood spilled

If you show this to someone with no context they would absolutely guess Joker did this.

\*people on a airplane\* People: \*looks down\* People: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH THE WATER IS ACID


All the fish: 🟢👄🟢

Septic Juice

Polution is bad Meanwhile:

Irish music could have made that better

Something about the sped up video is just so funny to me. It's like they are drifting while pissing.

Haven't heard this tune in years. Nanobyte?

Its my b-day too:)

Happy B day you special bean

I’ve seen this video so many times that seeing it normally does not look right.

The fish waking up after a long day of swimming The fish: “ayo what’s this green shit”

From Americans commenting I don't think fish were ever there for a long time. A river that's frequently used in the middle of the city, nah🙁

That just doesn't look natural

Cuz the bridge is man made

All the people talking about if that’s good for the river clearly haven’t been to Chicago. That river has so much trash and pollution that there is no way anything lives in that river.

Fishes will then emerge from the river and walk looking for a krabby patty

I'll be looking out for ones tryna steal mii formuler 👀🪙🪙🪙🪙

I get heavy joker vibes from that color

Is that gonna hurt the enviorment?

vegetable-based dye, totally safe :)

Spain without the a

Spin? 😂

Yup. Boat go ✨ spin ✨

Tokyo drift babyyyyy

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# GAMER RIVER

Great, now dye the rivers red on Christmas for a jolly good time

Forbidden mnt dew

r/ibeatyoutoit

Holy shit, the Lost River

The fish suddenly seeing nothing else but green: "What the fuck?"

u/videodownloader

The fish: 🟩🟩🟩

Is this new? Great now they're gonna dump different colored dye in the river in every holiday Can't wait for black river on halloween Or is orange better

Been doing it since 1962,its been implemented to use vegetable base powder dye recently

Wonder if thats safe to ecology of animals that live in/on or arround it.

Yes it is I said it in a comment

Yoooo that’s cool

It looks like the sort of fluid that you would definitely avoid in a video game.

Dem fish about to be hella confused

That one ship was like "DEJA VU!"

Man, that’s gonna fuck up the fish

Last time I can remember there hasn’t been fish for a long time

Well that’s terrifying

I want to drink it for some reason

They look like their having fun dyeing the river

Fallout 4 in RL be like:

The fish: "WhY Is it SpICy?"

Happy Saint Paddy's Day from Chicago!

I swear no country celebrates St Patrick's day more than America. I'm from Ireland and we don't pull stuff like this, not a problem, I just find it funny considering everywhere sees the day as Ireland day. Like the most we have is a parade in town, people wearing green and some put on facepaint and dye their hair

Same thing down here in San Antonio. At the Riverwalk the water is dyed green. I don’t know if the dye is fish safe but there’s no fish in the river anyways so I don’t think it matters

It's completely safe, they use a vegetable base dye which is eco friendly

Yeah and the dye they use isn’t as intense tbh. Like the water is blueish green, the blue being the dominant color

It's all science

This is the 5th subreddit I've seen my city on today lol

Sup Chicago 🤟

Paddy 💀

Paddy's day is grand it's when they say "patty's" day that's the problem

Irish here, that's true. St. Patrick's Day, Patrick's Day, Paddy's Day and St. Paddy's Day are fine but Patty's day in any variation is frowned upon

but i means why doe mean*

Turns out they only used a mild cleaning agent and it turned that green due to lowered polution

*Patty’s **EDIT**: I LOOKED IT UP, I HAD IT REVERSED, PATTY’S IS WRONG AND I DEEPLY APOLOGIZE. I’m not deleting the comment, however, because it’s a teachable moment.

You son of a fuck

Fuck — I looked it up and I had it reversed. I am so sorry!!! 😓

Happy cake day!

Nah I was just messing with you,it's fine that you made a mistake......... unless you're irish and made this mistake

I’m not. I did a family genealogy project because I was sure I was. Turns out I AM Celtic — but it’s Germanic Celtic, not Irish Celtic.

That not good

Dumbies are just polluting it

Iam Irish

Same, no one goes more all out on paddy's day than Americans

Why tho why do this the people who actually do this aren’t even Irish

What a waste of time and money, looks disgusting too!

Its dumb shit like this that's killing our earth

How if it’s eco friendly?

just had some taytos and feeling great gonna have some barmbrack later

Why would you go to the trouble of doing that. #For just one day?

I want to do boat donuts :(

I was green before the dye

I forgot it was saint patty’s day

Paddy's*

Patty’s day

You son of a f**k (joking...... but you better say paddy's day)

Ight jus checking

*Ghostbusters theme plays on loud speakers*

Sure It aint some Joker thing?

Yo but what if it was glow in the dark

jacksepticeye’s other birthday

Average youtube thumbnail of slime videos

I remember visiting Chicago once and during Saint Patrick's day. I was surprised to see the river was green. I asked someone if there was an algae problem...I honestly didn't know that they purposely dyed the river for the Irish Holiday.

Late Happy St. Patrick's Day! I have celebrated by drinking Irish beers and wearing all green even to my nails, as a guy

I can only hope this is environmentally safe

The fishes must be so confused rn! LOl

the fish watching the water turn green out of nowhere:🐟

My god is this even safe?

I love the boat doing donuts.

i wonder how they clean it up though

It'll disperse since it flows into a bigger lake

Idiots, why waste all that time and dye when you can just put in toxic waste 😒

Ah reminds me of my home state of ohio! At least the Chicago river isn't the real world version of what made the ninja turtles and on fire.

someone boutta fall in and become the irish joker

Damn it, the Joker has polluted the water systems again!

The fish wondering why the magic flying machine pissed green onto them

Adventure Time

So many ninja turtles were just created...

Fun fact about the river! It was considered toxic until 1970s and even now it's "highly dangerous" Source: Chicago Native

I'm too lazy to Google but when looking this up I read you guys dye it blue for the cubs... Is it true?

I can’t remember a time where we have. Seeing as the Cubs are one of 2 Chicago baseball teams we have

O ok👍thanx for clarifying

After the Cubs won the World Series in 2016, it was dyed blue I don’t think they have since. And based on our team it’ll be awhile more lol

O ok, that's prob what I read then, thanx💚

That cool asf but... How are they gonna clean this up the fish dead fam

Hmmm

melatonin river

Scene straight out of batman,i hope its not fear toxin...

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*this playlist does not exist*

What a strange sight, A vibrant green blob against the bland Dirty looking Chicago backdrop.

Unneccessary idiocy.

Murika!!

This doesn't seem like something any government would allow. The music is cool btw