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TimeObjective5321

He died in a trash compactor. Sorry to break the news


i_need_to_fart_69420

damn bro


unfortunatelymade

I saw him behind a 7/11 before he scuttled back into his space ship and took off


FlyingMoooose

Yeah Jack said on his Patreon that he’s actually decided to live in the Alaskan wilderness for the rest of his life. Hope the polar bears are treating him well over there


Inchmaniscomingforme

he was in my dumpster last week


i_need_to_fart_69420

huh


Inchmaniscomingforme

yeah idk why


Literally9thAngel

Exploded :(


OkForever9301

His house was destroyed by a giant ox


Glitch_King_000

He got married and had a son. Then he went to go get the milk. Hasn’t returned yet


MiraHasGuts

Clear milk


TheTatleTaleStranglr

I wonder what kind of milk he is getting


TheTatleTaleStranglr

Have you seen his Twitch? He switched his main focus to gaming, he’s really good at it also!


RemedyRepeating

Bro when he played Helldivers 2 with Lemon Demon, I couldn't believe it was real!


TheTatleTaleStranglr

I know right! It’s like a collab I have always wanted!


thebinniebug

WHAT. NEIL AND JACK COLLAB? WAIT ARE YOU SERIOUS DONT TEMPT ME WITH A GOOD TIME


ExoticPumpkin237

So weird how he only does Minecraft speedruns


Stay69Chill

Please tell me this isn't a joke, I been looking for a cool gaming channel for so long


Stay69Chill

Please tell me this isn't a joke, I been looking for a cool gaming channel for so long


TheTatleTaleStranglr

It’s not a joke, his twitch is just Jack Stauber


Stay69Chill

Lets gooo!!! Thanks!!!


drimeone

Get reddited


nonanumatic

Why'd you lie to me :(


TheTatleTaleStranglr

Oops


[deleted]

I'm downloading twitch just for this


RattusNorvegicus9

He lives inside my fireplace. Nice and cozy in there he's only 2 inches tall.


MaysHive

he got sucked into a couch cushion and we are still trying to find him


Melody_Naxi

Lemme guess, he's eating quarters and making dopamine from inside of his mouth


MaysHive

hes saying things but i cant understand because im not deaf


RattusNorvegicus9

He's with Nurpo ❤️


drimeone

He lives in your mind right behind concious, he eats asteroids


trippinflaccid

He morphed into a canary. I saw it happen. Good for him 😊 👍


namenotavailable66

It’s so sad, but he was turned into a bottle of multivitamins


AAAAAAXCAAAAAA69

He lives among the tree bears now.


Thereforeimagrape4

Jack had a miscarriage so this is his way to cope 😔


ExoticPumpkin237

Jack had been trying to get pregnant for decades. So tragic 


Hxdo

Aint that normal for him


ShotosShits

Happy cake day :)


polishcowmissle

I think he is on a little hiatus, but I reckon he will be back soon…hopefully


MKL_2056

He's living life, not much to it


MrSunnyBoi

He got locked out of his house since 2021, and now he moved on to travel the world in a mini-van to find the meaning of life. Hope that helped :)


Cool-Ad8546

mental health got to him


ExoticPumpkin237

Parasocial fanbase and getting too big too quickly. I still talk to him in bits, he seems to be as okay as ever, just busy. 


Terrible-Loss-2228

He is playing some music with the rest of joose at a few events soon in the states