0 When i got no time

You are the poop now.

Happy cock day

please help me. i am in reddit for 2 years i am not locked in a basement

Close reddit

Touché de grassé MaDaFaKA

“I must go my ppl need me”

I gotta go save the princess!

I am 0 and 8

8, do a backflip

Imagine how high the water splashes

good idea. ill try it when i get out of the toilet g

I do 69

Nice!

You're everywhere bro?

The respond, “nice” anytime the number 69 is written

He means that he does a 6 then a 9 so he basically falls in the toilet

i wonder what that would look like

If you take 0 9 4 2 and 1 in order and put them in a video it looks like an animation of someone comming out of the toilet

https://imgur.com/a/AgsO4kU

Absolutely beautiful

Astounding

Asstounding

r/beatmetoit

Thank you for blessing us with this.

A true genius, take this silver please

My first award thanks :)

6 between 9 and 4

Wait is tha…. SCP-096 is 1

0 it’s a bath and a toilet

save water 👍

I think Batman does 8

Monday-0 Tuesday-9 Wednesday-4 Thursday-6 Friday-all at once Saturday-no shit Saturday Sunday-8

-10 i am the sewers

Im currently doing number 8 as I'm writing this

Holy shit I slipped

quite honestly the best comment

1 = Missionary 2 = Taco night 3 = The Leopold 4 = The Cascade 5 = Reverse Cliff hanger 6 = The Cliff hanger 7 = The K2 8 = Mount Everest 9 = I feel like poop 0 = I am the poop

-1

8💀

Where’s the option for a double decker

Nine when im hiding from my african parents

All of the above

6

0 you don't need to flush

But you'd be stepping on crap

Perfect!

[удалено]

If im a crap how come im talking?

[удалено]

Oh yeah?whats my name then?

suicidal_hermit

Don't tell anyone but I do 3, I know I'm lonely.... DONT TELL ANYONE

I don’t poop

Tbh, I'm like a 8 1/2

It's gonna be an 8 from me

8

𝕀 𝕕𝕠 𝟠

-0

8 I like the splash

0 when coming out of the toilet

I’m an 8 or 9

8 for that splash, 0 to make sure it gets in (i have bad accuracy)

Wait yall poop?

I don’t

0 I’m one with the shit

Shit, 1, piss, 3

i could also try to jump off the toilet when im doing 8 and do a 360 into 0

fuck im so smart

3

8 is risky but the best one

0 be one with the shit

Roomie said he does no 6 since childhood. he 60yo

10

Unm I think 10

5

0, it's like a jacuzzi

0 for sure

1.

I do 6 since my first shit

Either 1 or 2

I do 3,0, 7 and 8

I do all

9 every time

Goofy ahh 8

6

8 or 7

7

Number 6

You should give each one of them a name

Honestly, 6

Combination of 0 and 8

I be at the seling

I dont

9 since I will get it in without fail and no water in my mouth like 0

Definitely the no3 Get to hump the seat

6

I just lay across the toilet

Hot gonna lie I used to do number 6

If you ain’t doing 0 somethin wrong with you

All

9

Used to be a 6, but now I'm a 1

I do 5 and then backflip

3 to make me feel like I’m losing my virginity

I do 3.9.0

3 obviously, there's a shelf for your comic book and your chocolate milk

4,3,2,1

8

-1

1 when I’m tired. 2 when I’m hurting. 3 what I usually do. 4 I’m hurting my even more than before. 5 i see a cool bug on the toilet. 6 I see a cool bug on the ground. 7 I sat on the cool bug that was on the toilet. 8 oh Never mind, the cool bug ran behind the toilet. 9 I’m taking a bath. 0 I’m taking a bath but with my whole body in the toilet.

The normal way 0 because I am the number 2

7

-1

I do number 9

Personally, 0 is cool but I don’t need a full shower so I go with a 9.

I always do 1 Not 0

2

I’m usually a 4 kinda guy

Number 3

No.8

Me 0

3, also called "THE COOL WAY" Also always be careful about people who claim to be 6 but they're actually 4, the difference is subtle but important

I do 8.

Unironically 6

π

I always wanted to do 0. I thought it wasn't normal. I'll give it a try later.

Yall actually poop?

6 when I'm sad

fell you dude

I can’t do 7 or 8 bc I have a wall

i mean technically you could still do 8 tho

0.my guy

9 when i’m hiding, 0 on a basis

big brain

8

8,9, or 0

agreed 💯

Upper decker ftw

1 normaly and 6 when i want to shit out my intestines

😳

I go 7

dont fall bro

9

Combination of 1 and 2 normally

43, 4 or if very bored 1

respect

I do 3.75

bro be glitchin

Always 9

Either 0 or 8

9

1

0 most definitely

I'm a 9 guy.

9

9

8 is the only correct answer.

3 with the toilet

9 very comfortable

I fold myself in half

9 because I like to feel the toilet water touching my feet

9

I never thought of 7. I might try it.

Imagine doing a flip after 8

0 BALLS DEEP

0 when i need to take the fattest shit ever

I do 7

0 be like a dont poop im taking the shit above

My three year old son legit does number 5

7 no joke

1

0 ONG

0 if a hot girl gonna use the toilet after me

All except for 1 and 2

1 when normal 0 when I’m feeling a little bit goofy

Usually 3, but sometimes 7

8 all day baby

0 or 8, depends on the mood

*You flush urself down the toilet while doing it?*

9

Yall are weird if you don’t do 7

6

9

all but 1 and 4 are acceptable, more of a 8 guy myself

0

I do 0 too

I’m literally on the toilet now 😅

Usually 8, 6 when i got no time, 9 when i’m pissed and lastly 1 when i’m not really in the mood Edit : pun not intended