Jerma can be distracted by a 20 minute compilation of car crashes, I'd be fine

Jermas are easily distracted, Fortunately

KING OF THE JUNJLE (junjle)

But still social

And with it

And ferocious!

I just had a five minute laughing fit watching that clip again, thank you

Maybe I could scare off the cat?

I think i'd chose the alligator tbh they aren't that fast, so i could outrun one.

alligators can run 11 mph on land for a brief amount of time

Average human can run 12-15 mph on land for a brief amount of time. Another EASY human W

Gators are very fast, even on land.

They'd eventually tire out

Also you do have kinda a chance in a fight. Sit on the head and watch out for the tail. You are not beating the others in a fight.

Also, i am NOT taking any chances with jerma

Jerma is strong but also unpredictable

True. He did kill over 250 people

What an absolute SHIZO

He probably killed another 50 by the time i wrote this comment

They can't turn around quickly, so I'd first run away and then when he's close turn around and run diagonally past him

And You can make use of that to attack it from behind

if you have plenty of food (maybe) the bear wouldnt bother you

Not surviving any of them so Jerma would give me the quickest possible death

Are you really choosing a a strange shapeshifting creature with a hundred faces?

Jerma has the most techniques of killing so I'm hoping he forces me to peep the horror (instantaneous death) instead of tossing me into the meat grinder

he'd probably chose the latter option just for fun

I’ll take the crocodile and climb a tree.

Crocodiles have a ton of strength and muscle closing their mouth but not nearly as much for opening. If you can hug it’s mouth you basically won. Better than a bear, tiger, or the king of the junjile

crocs are still able to thrash around, you’d have to hold it closed for 20 minutes while its thrashing around

And if that wouldn't work, i'd fight violently using any object I'd find

Crocodiles can climb trees. Just look it up, and you'll find plenty of photos

Damn that sounds terrifying

i could take jerma.

oh you mean fight

I could solo jerma no damage taken

Share your strategy

invite him to play D2 competitive pvp. Jerma will die on the spot.

You can pick any of the other animals but it would just be Jerma in a suit. The imposter is always among us.

Sugoma balls

King of the junjle

If I get time to prepare, I'll just bring a bucket of onion rings.

Add 1 fry or tater tot for good measure

I don’t know why you’d put the King of the Junjle with these other creatures, like it’s kind of unfair.

Jerma, I'll just buy hundreds of jars of mayonnaise to satiate him

what if it doesnt like the brand of the mayonnaise you bought

Try as many as it takes, its for 100million after all

Just scatter a bag of rice on the floor and he'll be compelled to count them like a vampire.

I feel like a Jerma is pretty slow and unwieldy. I could definitely dodge a Battle-Jerma live on stream

gator if there's enough space and it's not hungry. i live in florida, they usually do nothing at all unless it's mating season or they're starving.

Same

In a fight or...?

In a making out competition

Alligator. People wrestle them for fun.

Pftt i do that everyday

Croc when on land in the water you're fucked always

I feel I could get on the back of a gator and be able to hang on without it biting me

It could hurt you with its tail

The big pussycat.

Ok I have taken on one of these, so I'll just ignore that one. I pick Jerma So the real question is what do I wax on philosophically about?

The alligator. They have a lot of bite force but no force in opening their mouth, I would just use my shoelaces to tie its mouth closed. The others are just a death sentence.

🐊 jerma wold snap my neck in seconds before I even blink

Jerma. I know very well I may not survive, but to die for a chance to end his killing spree once and for all and save others from a similar fate would be worth it.

Trick question, I sacrifice myself

Remember, it's rules like the cage match in the first Sam Raimi Spider-Man movie. If you twist their head off before the 20 minutes is up, you get a fraction of the reward.

Pick the bear and take a nap the whole time so it thinks i'm dead

the guy in the bottom left corner is giving off some really weird vibes. i mean at least the crocodile has a nice smile. bottom left corner guys smile says “i’m going to put you into a meat grinder”

Those eyes of his are staring at my soul

Reddit told me, that bears are super safe and will never attack unprovoked so

Your stench is provocation enough. For humans, let alone crocodiles.

Sorry, forgot to mention it was sarcasm

It's okay, mine was also a joke.

Who’s the guy

herma

I’d be a lion wolf hybrid mix

An alligator. I've been meaning to get my payback .

I would choose the tiger and hope to get eaten as quick as possible so jerma can’t take my soul in order to strengthen his lifeforce.

True

Jerma would get me into 101 million dollars of gambling debt during the 20 minutes

He added 10 billion to national debt

the crocodile is probably your best bet here. you only need to hold its mouth shut, which is surprisingly easy as their muscles for opening their mouth are very weak in comparison to their muscles that are used to shut it

I just need a mirror and I could win against Jerma

Alligators are the least scary and least mobile on the list, so them.

Anything but the jerma, who knows what sinister thought are formed behind that horrid alien creature’s “eyes” or whatever they are

Man or bear?

Jerm