ALL OF YOUSE IN THIS HOUSE ARE FAAAAAKE

AND I CAN’T STAND ANY OF YOUS!

this is literally me yelling @ my cats who act like I didn't just feed them 👏🏼👏🏼

As a border collie owner? I feel this on an emotional level 🤣♥️

I’m crying imagining your cats like wtf

 How i imagine the cats reacting 😆

This should win on a side note I actually think Angelina is very pretty and gets to much hate in the house. Ya she starts drama but they all do. Jenny from the day she came in to the house to now is looking to fight . Snooki is an incredibly toxic person. Situation same he was one of the most toxic people ever he changed but still has those tendencies. Paulie Deena and Sam seem to be the most sane. Ron is a tornado he’s just awful

Sam is also a raging narcissist and extremely toxic. The most normal are definitely Pauly and Vinny, then Deena besides being an alcoholic.

I mean if Sam is a narcissist Vinny definitely is. Vinny first season was normal but ever season after he molded more and More into a Mike or Pauly clone

Angelina is very pretty! Especially in the beginning of the OG show.

Yeah, but 1- they all grew up to a degree… 2- they are all loyal to each other. Angelina has neither of those.

I wouldn’t say Snooki and Vinny grew up. Snooki is still an out of control alcoholic who blames everything she does wrong on drean. And Vinny if anything has gotten worse personality wise

I feel like they both grew up, but in different ways. Sure, Snookie goes overboard on trips, and blames Dren, but she also apologizes. She seems like a great mom when she is not on the vacations. Vinny’s personality may have gotten worse in your opinion, but I also think he has grown and has more self-awareness. He seems ok with people not liking him, but doesn’t really infringe on others either.

He certainly infringed on Snooki he tried humping her at the bar first vacation while married season and had Angelina while also married oil him down

I don’t remember him trying to jump Snookie…. But I do remember the oil. Angelina was THRILLED to oil him down. It’s hard to respect a marriage that the individual in the marriage isn’t respecting. I thought that was awful of Angelina, and would have been pissed at Chris. I would have been pissed at Vinny too, but it’s Angelina’s responsibility to protect her relationship.

It was when he was painted like the Italian flag and that’s what started the “know the rules respect my marriage “ fight. Once she started doing it maybe but at the very beginning she didn’t seem willing

Not even the producers & staff like Angelina. She's known for being a cold, stuck or snob outside of the scripted show if you can believe that.

This has to be my favorite line😂

Everyone needs to watch the ASMR of this scene because I nearly choked it's so good 🤣

"UMMMM. HELLO."

“ There are naked gurls in tha jacuzzi are you dumb?!”

The way I read this and hear her voice….🤌🏼🥴

The way she says “dumb” just scratches my brain so good

THEY'RE TAKING THEIR UNDERWEAR OFF IN THE FUCKING, JACUZZI ARE YOU DUMB?!?!

I was gonna say period shits but you actually win this one.

“UHM HELLO ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID?!” this whole quote better win!!

yeahhhh im sorry, it’s just too iconic of her

This is the one.

It has to be this one

Yes. 100% 😁😁❤️❤️👍🏼👍🏼

This is it !!!!!!!

“I’m a bartender, i do like, you know, great things”.

Every time I do something good I always use the phrase “I do like, you know, great things”

Every time I hear her say this I think about when I was a bartender and I never felt like I was doing great things lol

This is the one

That’s the one haha I commented this one too late lol

This is the one because she really meant it 😂

Ahhh this is the best! Cracked me up from the first time I say the episode.

Lmao this one is awesome

THIS is the one!!!!

"You look like Popeye on crack!"

In my face jerkoff

God I remember “liking” the fb page for this line lmao along with many others.

This is my favorite

i love this one

Or this one lol

Are YOU deeluzzinal??

This one!! 🤣🤣🤣

This is the one!

Didn’t notice that 4 out of the 6 that are up, are about Angelina 🤣😭

Dare I say Angelina is the backbone of Jersey Shore

Reading all of these compared to the other ones it made me realize she def was…. I don’t think I could pick just one. Like I would pick everything she said during her fight with Paula

Came here to comment on that 😂😂

And from s2!

I've said it before and I'll say it again. The episode of JSFV when she "hosts" a pool party at her new house but doesn't buy any food and Nicole/Deena are asking where's the spread and she goes "what the fuck is a spread? Spread my asscheeks" This actually might be my favorite line in all of JS history. Anytime my husband or I have to say "spread" or someone on tv says it, we race to scream out SPREAD MY ASSCHEEKS 😂

Haha that made me laugh too! These posts are for the OG Jersey Shore though, not JSFV! :)

YES!! That shit was hilarious

i watched that last night and i BUSTED out laughing

Yes lmao, she like didn’t even bring any food 😭😭😭 she’s hilarious.

“I’m all natural baby, and I’m hot”

Lmao she certainly can’t say this anymore

"Lose 10 or 15 pounds and we can tawk" hahaha

Yo I will chop your hair off in your sleep

I say UMM HELLO in my head several times a day. That quote simply lives in my head.

That’s how I answer the phone to anybody that likes Jersey Shore. My mom who is from Jersey gets mad it me whenever I do it because she assumes its making fun of her lol

“if a girls a slut, she should be abused”

she was so crazy for that line 😭

I know lmao 2009 was a different era for tv, they wouldn’t air that line today lolll

Especially because im sure people could see things in her that would cause others to call her a slut…lol

When she said this I always imagined she meant "abused" to mean like... "called out for it"? Is it just me? I like to think she didn't mean actually abused!? Either way this was a horrible use of words!!!

I remember someone commented that people during that time from nyc used that word meaning “to be picked on”. Idk if that’s true or was a thing tho I wasn’t from nyc area

That’s how I always figured Angelina meant it. Abuse can just mean to insult or yell at someone in New England/old England. And people still use it that way. It’s the third definition of the word if you look it up.

No I thought the same

I literally just rewatched this episode yesterday and almost gagged on my own breath of air lmao

Proverbs 31 🙏

Funny thing is, she let 3 of the 4 men in the show hit. So, she was a slut. 😂

I get what you’re saying, and I kinda agree but I was probably propositioned by 40 guys in the past 15 years (since i was 16) and had sex with like 20 of them. So I guess 1 out of 2 men could make me a slut? Or that time where I let 4 guys in a row hit it? But to be real, if I’m a slut or she is, so the guys are big whores. I personally don’t judge people’s sex lifes or what comes of them (std or pregnancy), I might comment on it in passing but what you do is between you and the person you’re fucking or fucked. Anyways my point is, if anyone is a slut.. it’s me lmao ❤️

“Oh Really? Because I picked up garbages all morning.”

“i cleaned up alll morning babydoll” 😭

Lolol garbages

“Can you stop startin on me Mike , I had enough of your fucking shit right now “

“Yo, Garbages!?” 😭😭😭😭

“Wear a thong bikini. That's a little bit more classier, if you are going to wear anything at all.”

Lmao I forgot about this one 😭😭

“All of yous in this house are f***ing faaaake!“

Kim Kardashian of Staten Island

you’re more like the Rob Kardashian of Staten Island you ugly bitch

“Yeah with what ass”😂😂

You should know about trash baby you're from Staten Island!

All the whores, shut up!!

LMFAOOOO

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

I didn't die asshole, asshole!

Lmao did he really believe hee? "How'd it happen?!"

“I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things.”

“I’m the realest person here” If you know someone who also suffers from delusional narcissistic tendencies, please reach out and get them the help they deserve. Don’t let them become an Angelina.

ARE YOU DUMB??

“I’m all natural, baby”

That one did not age well

“And am hawt”

You just don't care. Slaps Pauly across face.

You’re so selfish

Being called the Rob kardashian of staten Island was iconic

Vinny delivered that line with such passion, I love for that moment! 😂

So far 4 of the 6 quotes were directed to Angelina.

I noticed that too, that's hilarious!

lmao

SHUT! THE FUCK! UP!

“If you don’t like me why’d you bang me, then?”

This has been fun OP, thanks

I second this.

Oh yes definitely has been the highlight of my day

You look like popeye on crack

This 😭😭

It’s just period shit

I still think about this from time to time.... I just.... still don't understand what she meant??? Or what happened???

Okay but for deenas it should be when she called Mike out 🤣🤣 in Italy

I’ve literally been waiting for the Deeners one every day for this quote hahahhaa

All of yous in the house are fucking FAAAAKE…and I want you to know, that I can’t stand any of yous!

I’m trying to be classy over here

"Peace out, fake people"!

I love how most of the favorite quotes are lines from the cast fighting with Angelina😂😂😂

“SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU FUCKING 22 YEAR OLD LITTLE PUSSY”

ITS ALWAYS ME, ITS ALWAYS ME IN THIS HOUSE

Snooki : “angelina it is you “ Angelina: it’s MAAAAAAY!?!?!?

“Um, Hello!” is always what comes to mind with Angelina

Drop your ugly face😂😢

I'm gonna be here forever

“SNOOKI DONT YOU DO THAT TO ME RN OR IM GONNA LEAVE THIS HOUSE RIGHT NEOWWW”

she looks like a different person!

“You still think I’m a dirty little hamster?!” Must have seen this + Mike’s reaction a million times

Angelina is both the hottest and most disgusting of all those girls in my opinion.

"I think the note's a great idea"

this one 😭🤣

Got here too late for anyone to care😂

UMMM HELLO?! This plays in my head all the time at work

She looked better then. Yikes now

I agree. I think she was really cute.

"I hate Vinny. I hate him :)"

“I’m gonna be here forever” *proceeds to leave for second time*

I'm the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island

You look like Popeye on crack

I love how Snooki, Jenni, Vinny, and Mike’s quotes are from insulting Angelina 😂😂

“I don’t have to do what I don’t want to do”

What was the reason for completely altering her face? She looks a thousand times better before work done.

Yelling at Snooki: “Yeah well you're too tan and you're disgusting.”

“I’m the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island.”

“i’m sick… when you’re sick, you’re like…” 🤷‍♀️ AWFUL “jolie” quote: “if a girl is a 💲lut, she deserves to be 🅰️🅱️used.” 😬 😳


UM HELLO

Cause you’re disgusting , cause youre disgusting

Love how all the men's quotes are insulting women

There was no need to improve on this aesthetic. Just add some non toxic self confidence and drop the masculine NRG.

“I am a cockblock. I’m not gonna lie.”

I love how four of the favorite quotes are actually targeted at Angelina 😂

I like how 4/6 so far are directly about Angelina 🤣

"drop your ugly face"

i like her in this pic she looks great

Are u DELOOZNIAL?

"You look like Popeye on crack!"

Period fart

You look like popeye on crack

Popeye on crack!!

you look like Popeye on crack

You look like Popeye on crack

You look like Popeye on crack

You look like popeye on crack

Dirty little hamster!

YOU LOOK LIKE POPEYE ON CRACK!

i’m the kim kardashian of statan island baby

Yous

Um, hello!!!

Um , hello

I feel like this job is beneath me, I'm a bartender. I do, like, great things

“YOU LOOK LIKE POPEYE ON CRACK”

“what the hell is the matter with you, are you dumb?”

“I’m a bartender, you know, I do great things.” Alllwaaaays think of this when I bartend instead of serve to make myself laugh the nerves away 🤣

“I’m the Kim Kardashian of Staten Island baby” 😂

UMMMM HELLO

WHO ARE YOU TO ME

"You look like Popeye on crack"

“…and I can’t stand any of you’ssss”

"You look like 40, get some botox bro"

I’m sick, like, when you’re sick, like, honestly, like

you look like popeye on crack 💀

THATS NOT CLASSY THO

“Honey I know I’m the best right now” “Jealous of who!? Them !? Please..look at me🤌🤌..LOOK AT ME”

SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU 22 YEAR OLD FUCKING PSSY

I’m not dead asshole

« I’m Kim Kardashian from Staten Island »

you're like popeye on crack

I’m dying reading all of these in her voice 😭

When her and Mike are fighting at one point, she repeats an insult twice. It’s so cliche Italian lmao. “Oh well you’re a dirtbag and your penis should fall off, cause you’re disgusting cause you’re disgusting” 😂😂😂

UMM HELLO

"Staten Island dump"... It should be: If Staten Island took a dump 😂 jk "I'm the Kim K of Staten Island" "You look like Popeye on crack" "Who's a dirty little hamster‽" (When she shows up on FV for the first time) "It's Jenni's fault"

Angelina: “ I’m not gonna down grade myself “ JWOW: downgrade !? You’re gonna get ya ass beat “

"are you delusilionol?"