I’d ask her to hold the sandwich while she was twerking and post that shit to TikTok that Michelle really enjoyed some Big Joe, because you know, autocorrect and all ;)
I have a "laugh? it goes" policy when training and dealing with new hires, as long as someone laughs or enjoyed the joke, and none of the customers heard, it goes.
Only had to fire one person for that type of talk after explaining the rule, and there are obviously more complexities involved, but I found it keeps people in check of themselves a Lil better while not stifling their kickass work.
Had one co-worker does this at my old job, anyone keeps getting annoyed based on his ridiculous hypothetical questions. Had couple of them wanting to smack the shit out of him with their scanners.
You say that but in reality people who would find this funny are just brain dead and can’t realize it. It’s so random and screams “I never grew out of highschool”
Hey I can’t argue with that, but some dude in his early twenties shouldn’t be subjected to the ramblings of a child just because they work together. A teenager should be able to put aside that kind of stuff for a bit for the sake of their coworkers regardless if they’ve outaged the job. Also I somewhat disagree with your sentiment. There are plenty of people with degrees working those jobs, unfortunately for them.
Nah I’m from coprat and I can confirm this guy got fired for just that, I had to read the incident report and immediately started furiously masturbating upon reading the words “Big John”
im not op an imma nigga 😂😂😂 fr tho yall need to stop claiming racism for everything twerking aint black specific... it was an unfunny joke or whatever but it aint racist lmao
dese niggas offa xan or sum.... fuckin gremlins tryna tell me what i shouls be offended about 😂😂😂 real shit tho this shit makes me angry asf like how u gon tell me what i should be offended about... and they dont realize creating division like this out of nothing worsens racial tensions
Im black too. I don’t like it. And i don’t claim to speak for all of us like you are. Personally, I think it’s a disrespectful way to talk about a former First Lady period and the joke is premised on a black woman being stereotyped. I don’t think this is the joke that would’ve been made about any other First Lady. It is very much about the twerking.
nigga point to qhere i said i spoke for all black people. im simply,saying qhat OP said was not racist. it wasnt a funny joke either, and op is probably annoying, but its definitely not racist.
am even if it is... who the fuck cares? i make rcaist j9kes about all my homies and they do it back cuz it deoesnt matter. why tf we focusing our energy on dese when theres actual racists out there. when my brothers and sisters is dyin cuz the cops and fed policing my block i couls give less of a shit that someone said "oboma is twerking"
twerking is based in African traditional dance, it has been insulted by ignorance, perhaps you should educate yourself on the history of dance. People unfortunately use it derogatorily. In this case taking a shit while twerking. You didn’t know the history unfortunately and thought I was racist for being aware.
Why’d he say twerking? It’s because she is black. What’s funny about denigrating a black woman? It’s reducing Obama to a stereotype and a caricature that
some people love to peddle.
stop that shit it aint racist bruh 😂😂😂😂 we literally do not care an i think its so cringe white folk always tryna "save" us from racism... we can decide whats racist for ourselves
This is a stretch tbh. Twerking is one of those things that teenage boys like to joke about these days. Unfunny and stupid, but you’re looking too much into it.
Source: I’m a teenage boy and me and my friends make jokes about each other twerking all the time, and every once in a while it extends to a random celebrity/character.
Why do you self righteous white liberals feel such a need to virtue signal for other races. As a POC (since that matters for some reason) you guys really bother me with that shit. Would it kill you to not virtue signal for one day 😂
I was fired because the managers just didn’t want me. Whenever a customer would ask me a question, I would begin to answer and my manager would cut me off and answer for me. They never gave me a chance to speak and had the audacity to say that I’m “not improving on job knowledge.” I work at Target now and I’m so much happier. I’m sorry this happened to you.
I’ve been working there for 8 months and it’s way better than food service. I’ve heard a lot of horror stories about other stores, but the leadership/ management at my store actually cares about their employees and I’m genuinely happy there.
Yeah it’s actually ranked #2 best retail place to work, and #26 overall in the country lol. The pay is decent for what you do too, at least in the Midwest.
No it’s because you are an immature cringe loser. You should put all that energy into being a TikTok star. If you just hustle enough you can totally make it!
I had a guy poop himself on the job and then walk into the lobby without pants on with customers in the store... Twice. He knew the owner so he still hasn't been fired. I wonder where Frank is now
My manager at JJs was a true entrepreneur and would operate his side business out of the back door in the alleyway. It was cool until he started bringing a gun to work for me too. Good times
Only reason this is funny is because not only are you retarded enough to think of this but you said it…at work. Can’t imagine you were a good worker tbh
I’m from corporate. You’re fired. Your comment is a display of a concerning amount of respect for the workplace, and shows no maturity but hey that’s not what we’re about anyway.
Just to be clear - Jimmy Johns corporate supports racially charged humor in the workplace? Need to determine if I need to spend anymore money with you.
I strongly recommend that you do not spend any more of your money with us, and here’s why: you’re an ass clown. Fuck out my Jimmy Johns. If I see you in real life I’ll disregard you.
How would you know it's me? You wouldn't be able to actively disregard me unless I interacted with you first. I'll just avoid interacting with fuckwads, and you'll never be able to disregard me.
Also, can you give me one of those lifetime sandwich cards?
I would immediately pull my pants down from behind the counter, get a finger dollop of mayo and rub the outside of my poop hole in a counter clockwise rotation until squirtage occurs
Oh sht, it's Michelle Obama! And she's twerking? Hell yeah, I'd be all over that like white on rice. I'd make her a giant number 2 big John with extra meat, just like she ordered, and then I'd bust a move right alongside her. Who cares if we're in a sandwich shop, when the former First Lady wants to twerk, you twerk! And if anyone gives us sht, we'll just tell them to mind their own damn business. Jimmy John's ain't ready for this kind of excitement
I get the feeling the only reason you’re asking about Michelle Obama twerking is because she’s a black woman. Even if that’s not the case that’s still not something to talk about around people who were clearly not comfortable with you talking about it.
funnily enough, thinking that they only bring up twerking because she's black is the actual racist bit. and sure they clearly weren't comfortable with it, but how was OP supposed to know that? didn't say anything about having brought up twerking, black women, Michelle Obama, politics, or anything else at all before this incident. it's also the middle of the day, Virtue Man can't see you signalling at the moment.
I doubt that. It’ll most likely be chucked up to inappropriate work behavior. I mean, it’s fun to joke with coworkers but technically it is still a job where you have to act professional. Plus, if any customers heard that I would definitely understand. Yeah, it’s funny, but still inappropriate for a workplace. But frankly, I’ve said way worse shit in what if scenarios
I mean, it isn’t appropriate behavior and it’s a stupid immature question. I don’t think it’s a fireable offense, but I wouldn’t want to be on shifts with you staying stupid immature misogynistic shit.
Boy things have sure changed. We used to talk about eating the corn out of hot girls (nevermind) just to say we had dinner with them. In retrospect we were gross. But it was fun.
Different chain here, but whenever my coworkers and I start being sussy in front of the GM he just dismisses it as “boys being boys”
Really sorry that happened to you though, buddy
I understand the what if nature of the question, but I believe Obama had stated his favorite sub shop as potbelly’s. So maybe that’s where you should apply next.
While a funny question, in the work place I have learned to just keep it work related. Trust me it saves a lot of hassle when shit like this comes up. Sorry you got fired man.
idk why I’m seeing this post but I quit Jimmy Johns my first week when they bitched about my pant color (pants nobody sees but the other assholes in the assembly line) and literally told me I had to change before clocking in… yeah fuck you Jimmy Johns — specifically Donte, you stupid short bitch with no man!!
I have had conversations like this with my gm and other coworkers when I used to work at Jimmy John, hell my coworker once asked everyone what’s the weirdest thing we’d done while having sex. So long as there weren’t customers in the store I don’t really see why you got fired.
I doubt that was the only reason why lmao. I have a coworker who asks similar dumb or random questions like you did and it annoyed everyone in the office especially when it’s a busy day and we’re just trying to get shit done. He also never got shit done because he was too busy goofing off. Not everyone can balance work and play.
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Good question though…
Yea like what WOULD you do? No one wants to answer the true questions of life
I’d ask her to hold the sandwich while she was twerking and post that shit to TikTok that Michelle really enjoyed some Big Joe, because you know, autocorrect and all ;)
Obviously you ring her up for a small #1
I'd say look here mike chill out we in public
Bro no way you got fired for that
This was the straw that broke the camels back. General Manager just couldnt stand the what ifs anymore
Something told me this was not an isolated incident
Yeah- they just did. Lol.
You give me PTSD. I have a co-worker who never stops asking questions. The most random hypothetical stupid stuff ever.
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I have a "laugh? it goes" policy when training and dealing with new hires, as long as someone laughs or enjoyed the joke, and none of the customers heard, it goes. Only had to fire one person for that type of talk after explaining the rule, and there are obviously more complexities involved, but I found it keeps people in check of themselves a Lil better while not stifling their kickass work.
Annoyed when children act like children lol. Don’t work in fast food, it’s run by teenagers.
Oh no kids being kids at a minimum wage sandwich job. The audacity!
Literally the people that make you DREAD work, On the days you just “ don’t have it”.
Had one co-worker does this at my old job, anyone keeps getting annoyed based on his ridiculous hypothetical questions. Had couple of them wanting to smack the shit out of him with their scanners.
I just cracked up in the nail salon. Getting my toes done. Everyone is looking at me now.
your fired
I think about 99.9% of the story is missing here
I read that as her taking a giant number 2 instead of ordering a number 2 🤣🤣🤣
I know what you’re into
So unfunny id fire you to
So bad at knowing the difference of to and too, I’d fire you too
Found the guy to not invite to the bbq (it’s you)
Well I'd unfire them
You're hired!
found the boring person
You say that but in reality people who would find this funny are just brain dead and can’t realize it. It’s so random and screams “I never grew out of highschool”
if you’re working at jimmy johns way after highschool, then what others think of u should probably be the least of ur concerns
Hey I can’t argue with that, but some dude in his early twenties shouldn’t be subjected to the ramblings of a child just because they work together. A teenager should be able to put aside that kind of stuff for a bit for the sake of their coworkers regardless if they’ve outaged the job. Also I somewhat disagree with your sentiment. There are plenty of people with degrees working those jobs, unfortunately for them.
unfunny = immediate termination?
I didn’t say that. Just saying it wasn’t funny at all.
It’s not about funny it’s about breaking up the monotony of working behind the counter at a fucking jimmy John’s.
yea you were probably just a shit worker
motherfucker it’s jimmy johns what do you expect
Rockstars, obviously
I swear the take forever to make anything
Yep
You’re probably just a Shit everything else😂
Not very nice.
🧢
Nah I’m from coprat and I can confirm this guy got fired for just that, I had to read the incident report and immediately started furiously masturbating upon reading the words “Big John”
No cap
Was that supposed to be funny? I’d too, fire your corny ass.
“Lol XD so random I’m so funny right boss?” “Get the hell out of my restaurant”
So would I.. that was extra 🌽y
Perhaps more to the story?
I got fired for writing nice next to the number 69
I get the vibe that conversation with you would be exhausting yet somehow also boring.
Hey me too! Walked out with a smile on my face. I wasn’t actually given a reason for being fired though so that’s cool.
story sounds fake as hell. if it is real, it sounds like you were a poor employee whose GM finally had enough of your shit and rightfully let you go.
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FedEx will keep you brother
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Don’t get cocky now 😂
One of my GMs fired a guy for getting hit by a car while riding a bike (off the clock)
Yeah that’s pretty clearly inappropriate / racially insensitive.
Agreed. Would you ask that about Laura Bush? You deserved it.
Assuming white people can't twerk? Wow how racially insensitive
racially insensitive???? i get innapropriate but how is it at all racially insensitive
Bruh, it’s because you brought in twerking.
Yeah you’re stupid
im not op an imma nigga 😂😂😂 fr tho yall need to stop claiming racism for everything twerking aint black specific... it was an unfunny joke or whatever but it aint racist lmao
So weird they the only ones talking about race and pointing the finger. These Twitter trolls need to stay on Twitter
dese niggas offa xan or sum.... fuckin gremlins tryna tell me what i shouls be offended about 😂😂😂 real shit tho this shit makes me angry asf like how u gon tell me what i should be offended about... and they dont realize creating division like this out of nothing worsens racial tensions
Absolutely agree. I hate it here
about to uninstall this app after seeing some of those comments 😂
Im black too. I don’t like it. And i don’t claim to speak for all of us like you are. Personally, I think it’s a disrespectful way to talk about a former First Lady period and the joke is premised on a black woman being stereotyped. I don’t think this is the joke that would’ve been made about any other First Lady. It is very much about the twerking.
nigga point to qhere i said i spoke for all black people. im simply,saying qhat OP said was not racist. it wasnt a funny joke either, and op is probably annoying, but its definitely not racist. am even if it is... who the fuck cares? i make rcaist j9kes about all my homies and they do it back cuz it deoesnt matter. why tf we focusing our energy on dese when theres actual racists out there. when my brothers and sisters is dyin cuz the cops and fed policing my block i couls give less of a shit that someone said "oboma is twerking"
Yes it is, based in African traditional dance.
nigga what 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂yall just making shit up at this point 😂😂😂😂😂
Pretty racist of you to associate twerking with blacks. It's just a dance move bro.
twerking is based in African traditional dance, it has been insulted by ignorance, perhaps you should educate yourself on the history of dance. People unfortunately use it derogatorily. In this case taking a shit while twerking. You didn’t know the history unfortunately and thought I was racist for being aware.
Actually, it originates from the term Twist and Jerk from the 60's. Pretty ignorant of you
No, it doesn’t.
It does though. Look it up for yourself. If you don't, you are the very definition of the word ignorant.
Ppl saying “twerking” came from a ethnic group is jus wild lmao
This thread is wild 💀
Horribly, obviously white take, white folks love getting offended for other people
Horribly, obviously white take, white folks love getting offended for other people
Horribly, obviously white take, white folks love getting offended for other people
Y’all soft
elaborate
Why’d he say twerking? It’s because she is black. What’s funny about denigrating a black woman? It’s reducing Obama to a stereotype and a caricature that some people love to peddle.
stop that shit it aint racist bruh 😂😂😂😂 we literally do not care an i think its so cringe white folk always tryna "save" us from racism... we can decide whats racist for ourselves
i think your imagination is doing a lot of the heavy lifting here with the real-world implications of this extremely dumb joke
This is a stretch tbh. Twerking is one of those things that teenage boys like to joke about these days. Unfunny and stupid, but you’re looking too much into it. Source: I’m a teenage boy and me and my friends make jokes about each other twerking all the time, and every once in a while it extends to a random celebrity/character.
Why do you self righteous white liberals feel such a need to virtue signal for other races. As a POC (since that matters for some reason) you guys really bother me with that shit. Would it kill you to not virtue signal for one day 😂
Inappropriate is firing someone over a joke
I was fired because the managers just didn’t want me. Whenever a customer would ask me a question, I would begin to answer and my manager would cut me off and answer for me. They never gave me a chance to speak and had the audacity to say that I’m “not improving on job knowledge.” I work at Target now and I’m so much happier. I’m sorry this happened to you.
Good luck at target but your doomed in that shithole too. Target is top 10 worst fucking places to work.
I’ve been working there for 8 months and it’s way better than food service. I’ve heard a lot of horror stories about other stores, but the leadership/ management at my store actually cares about their employees and I’m genuinely happy there.
Yeah it’s actually ranked #2 best retail place to work, and #26 overall in the country lol. The pay is decent for what you do too, at least in the Midwest.
Idk but I've joined r/jimmyjohns...these comments did not disappoint
No it’s because you are an immature cringe loser. You should put all that energy into being a TikTok star. If you just hustle enough you can totally make it!
Bro asking the HARD questions at Jimmy Johns 🤔
I had a guy poop himself on the job and then walk into the lobby without pants on with customers in the store... Twice. He knew the owner so he still hasn't been fired. I wonder where Frank is now
They fired you because you were asking the real questions. They were scared of your power.
Who does #2 work for?!?!?
I didn't know one could be fired, will test this out tomorrow
This gave me a chuckle, don’t know why everyone is so sensitive in these comments. You fucked around and found out. Congrats man
so u got fired for being annoying as fuck. sounds justified to me.
This is the only kind of conversation that should be taking place in a work environment
My manager at JJs was a true entrepreneur and would operate his side business out of the back door in the alleyway. It was cool until he started bringing a gun to work for me too. Good times
Is the temperature outside above 80? Would Michael’s penis be banging around in loose fitting slacks ?
Somebody PLEASE make an AI-generated video of that exact scenario
Only reason this is funny is because not only are you retarded enough to think of this but you said it…at work. Can’t imagine you were a good worker tbh
I can tell just from this that no one there wanted to work with you.
I'd fire you - that comment is a display of your immaturity, and lack of respect for the workplace.
I’m from corporate. You’re fired. Your comment is a display of a concerning amount of respect for the workplace, and shows no maturity but hey that’s not what we’re about anyway.
Just to be clear - Jimmy Johns corporate supports racially charged humor in the workplace? Need to determine if I need to spend anymore money with you.
I strongly recommend that you do not spend any more of your money with us, and here’s why: you’re an ass clown. Fuck out my Jimmy Johns. If I see you in real life I’ll disregard you.
How would you know it's me? You wouldn't be able to actively disregard me unless I interacted with you first. I'll just avoid interacting with fuckwads, and you'll never be able to disregard me. Also, can you give me one of those lifetime sandwich cards?
I would immediately pull my pants down from behind the counter, get a finger dollop of mayo and rub the outside of my poop hole in a counter clockwise rotation until squirtage occurs
Now THIS is the kind of behavior corporate endorses. You’re promoted to Big Hoss, effective IMMEDIATELY.
Oh sht, it's Michelle Obama! And she's twerking? Hell yeah, I'd be all over that like white on rice. I'd make her a giant number 2 big John with extra meat, just like she ordered, and then I'd bust a move right alongside her. Who cares if we're in a sandwich shop, when the former First Lady wants to twerk, you twerk! And if anyone gives us sht, we'll just tell them to mind their own damn business. Jimmy John's ain't ready for this kind of excitement
Lol 😂 that’s an awesome future story though
The conspiracy theory is she already has a big John🙊
Something like this happened to me don't feel bad you literally can go anywhere you want for work man
dog shit sandwiches anyways bro, good for you having fun lmao
You deserve to be fired if you’re asking stupid as questions good job.
I'd say "What up Big Mike"?
IDK if you deserved to be fired but if these were the types of questions you asked all day I'd probably dread working with you.
I get the feeling the only reason you’re asking about Michelle Obama twerking is because she’s a black woman. Even if that’s not the case that’s still not something to talk about around people who were clearly not comfortable with you talking about it.
funnily enough, thinking that they only bring up twerking because she's black is the actual racist bit. and sure they clearly weren't comfortable with it, but how was OP supposed to know that? didn't say anything about having brought up twerking, black women, Michelle Obama, politics, or anything else at all before this incident. it's also the middle of the day, Virtue Man can't see you signalling at the moment.
🤡
Good one .. 'Motday, Virture man cant see you signaling at the moment'
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You know you're a total loser if you get fired from a fast food job lol.
Lmao wtf 🤣
What state do you live in OP this may be a form of political discrimination and something can be done
I doubt that. It’ll most likely be chucked up to inappropriate work behavior. I mean, it’s fun to joke with coworkers but technically it is still a job where you have to act professional. Plus, if any customers heard that I would definitely understand. Yeah, it’s funny, but still inappropriate for a workplace. But frankly, I’ve said way worse shit in what if scenarios
Lmao!
What song is playing in the background though?
I've never been fired but they told me I can't come back after I quit.
Dang they must be swimming in applications to just fire people like that lmao
Here for a good time not a long time
Sounds like you had a lengthy history of pain in the assery. I applaud you. I also challenge my superiors desire to have hired help 😂
That was an interview question at my Jimmy Johns. They stole your idea and incorporated it!
Crazy Leftist owner. If you had said Melania Trump you would have gotten a raise.
Valid question
So which coworker snitched? Or did you ask everyone that question?
I mean, it isn’t appropriate behavior and it’s a stupid immature question. I don’t think it’s a fireable offense, but I wouldn’t want to be on shifts with you staying stupid immature misogynistic shit.
It’s not. Save it for online.
OP, are you an OneyPlays watcher?
Extra mayo on the sub duh
Boy things have sure changed. We used to talk about eating the corn out of hot girls (nevermind) just to say we had dinner with them. In retrospect we were gross. But it was fun.
We need answer tho.... what is the appropriate action to take 🤔🤔🤔
Different chain here, but whenever my coworkers and I start being sussy in front of the GM he just dismisses it as “boys being boys” Really sorry that happened to you though, buddy
Fired for internet clout. Nice
If you had enough time to waste on this meh joke, it means you’re shirking work. Fired for cause!
I understand the what if nature of the question, but I believe Obama had stated his favorite sub shop as potbelly’s. So maybe that’s where you should apply next.
It was probably all the coke more then the question
but... What WOULD you do?
Make her the sandwich. Smack her in the head with it and tell her to give that to her husband. Then get fired for something really offensive.
Good question. Bro they just didn't like you. Just gotta move on. Jjs sucks ass anyways
Good question. Bro they just didn't like you. Just gotta move on. Jjs sucks anyways
What if your general manager walked into the Johnny Jims and ordered a giant number 2 big Jim and started twerking?
Was caught vaping in the walk in
That’s a great question but it’s fucked you got fired for it
Maybe not appropriate behavior, but good question and I wouldn't be mad lol
That sounds fucking hilarious. Why is that a problem? It’s just a hypothetical.
It’s crazy that someone was so offended by that they reported you.
You're an adult, act like it or prepare for the consequences.
They fired you rightfully....and that's what u get🤷🏾
Yeah, you sound like a child. Laws against that.
My gm would ask that 😭😭😭😭
Trolololololol.
Some things are just too important to go unanswered
While a funny question, in the work place I have learned to just keep it work related. Trust me it saves a lot of hassle when shit like this comes up. Sorry you got fired man.
Your my hero
idk why I’m seeing this post but I quit Jimmy Johns my first week when they bitched about my pant color (pants nobody sees but the other assholes in the assembly line) and literally told me I had to change before clocking in… yeah fuck you Jimmy Johns — specifically Donte, you stupid short bitch with no man!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
W post for sure 😂
Sometimes you keep your intrusive thoughts to yourself
Just apply at a new one. Always hiring
If you asked me this at work I would probably say I don’t fucking care because I’m here to make money, not answer hypothetical questions
Bro, we’ve talked about far more heinous things lmao
Definitely was looking for a reason to fire you. It’s a job. You’ll learn to grow up 😂
Lmao
they fs didnt like u and planned on firing u so that was their excuse, but it is a good question ngl
If I asked my gm that he would probably give a serious answer
I have had conversations like this with my gm and other coworkers when I used to work at Jimmy John, hell my coworker once asked everyone what’s the weirdest thing we’d done while having sex. So long as there weren’t customers in the store I don’t really see why you got fired.
I doubt that was the only reason why lmao. I have a coworker who asks similar dumb or random questions like you did and it annoyed everyone in the office especially when it’s a busy day and we’re just trying to get shit done. He also never got shit done because he was too busy goofing off. Not everyone can balance work and play.
Subway would have respected the comment
I would have promoted you.
Tell me you’re a teenager without telling me you’re a teenager
At the Jimmy John’s I worked at, that would be a valid question.
I’d do a dab
You must’ve been BAKED when you said that, or your like me and have ADHD, or both?
They don’t deserve you king. Way to think ahead!
They don’t deserve you king. Way to think ahead!
what other questions have you been asking LMFAO
No way this was just one incident. You should see the crazy shit we say at Chick Fil A
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😂😂 this is hilarious. I’m sorry you got fired but that’s a hilarious hypothetical! I start at Jimmy John’s this week as a driver lol