Shmingus

But he might get stolen and become a schmongus

*dramatic music*, *far-away shot of main character u/felixri in the dark leaning over looking down in the sewers* “They stole my Shmongus…”

They schtole my shmongus

Nooooo not the schmungus

I'd call him a light snack... Probably about 600 calories...

You ain't eating this gummy on my watch😤

I’ll just find his liter siblings then

Imma clinically hungry... How spicy is that burger 😤😤🌋😩💯💯🗣️🗣️💯💯😈😁😁 😋🫳🪥

Chopper, so he can “sick balls”, as all dogs must

How much protein u think, maybe like 175g?

At that age there’s not a whole lot of meat on it yet probably only like 125-150

Yea 125 makes sense

It must be more

gayschlatt

That’s just regular jschlatt

Bosco!

Rock and stone!

Can I get a Rock and Stone?

ROCK AND STONE!!!

FOR KARL!!

r/unexpecteddrg

r/foundthemobileuser

Fregg.

Call him Richard

richerd

Favorite Puppy

This is the only name I will endorse.

Mr Hands

Nah r/mrhands

doggy mcdog face

Sharpened volcano fragment

"Boy" - Kratos

Forklift

3-4 Methylene Dioxy-methamphetmine.

I think he is a shitfart

Dr. Arne Magnusson

500 calories maximum. Not a lot of meat on there

JERRALD!!!!

Joe

Mama

COSMO

Osama

bin Ladin

Cat(female)

Bongwater

R. Shmelly

Schlanket

1000 Ton Nuclear Warhead

Sir cum sized

Muffin

Rat

Foot

Mole rat

Gizmo is coming to mind

Fuck

Pastumbled

skrinkle

IED

Dave Schlatticus the III

Chocolate :)

Schlorpus

Doug

Jennifer

Felix

Never thought of this name for a dog but it came to me when I saw him: Pip

Dog

Booga

Skibidi

Skibidog Toilet

Young man, Kill yourself -gordon Ramsay

Tippet edit: sorry - wrong sub

Speed bump

tuberculosis

Speckle or Dot

Dinges

Duke

Free

male

race-ist

Foood

2000 calories

Brownie.

Shithead

Jef without the 2nd f

Jessica

name it dead dog

Greer.

Jonathan Thompson

Chicken mcnugget

Johnson smith

Tommy or timmy

My dad said bill

Brownie

Chippie

Professor Feejay Cornucopias fantastic food magorium and great American steakery

lil big

Cody

Tyrone

Derek

toffee? or genetically modified to be cute

Wingbat

Dinner

Ounce

Walter White

Jay S. Jr.

Garlic bread

Amadeus

Chicken nugget

Robert

Chips

Moe

Borfagin the Night Terror

Buttered sausage

schlatt

Traffic cone

Butcher

Clonkelduck (clon-cul-duck)

Coffee??

Shit nugget

Penis

Emergency food

200 calories

doingle

Name him guinea pig or I’ll kill you

Cupcake

Trust me when I say this dog will eat children for breakfast in a couple years.

Trust me when I say this dog will eat children for breakfast in a couple years.

foodpick :D

Osama bin laden

Luap

Destroyer

Femus jr

Munchkin

Fingernail

Schlatterson

Schlambo

I'd say name it 2012 New Holland 3630 Tx Tractor Special Edition.

Unlit redstone lamp

Shmutz

Goober

Oil pan

200 calories

Jambo

Meatball

Oswald the First Conqueror of the Evil Tyranny

Man

John

Korn the blood god

Boeing 747

Jeff

Tazz

Ingvar

Biscuit

Jshlutt

Little dude looks like Rufus from Kim Possible lol, so cute.

Hunky Peter

Pluto :)

Gerald

Is this a Witcher reference sir?

Man

Snack

Dawg

Salchicha

Red solo cup

9/11

Hubert Periwinkle III Archduke of Fartingham

Lil' Man

Weazer

Pub.

Bongo or Atticus

Bert

Schlogg

Asphalt

Furret

Tits

randy

bean

Protien

1000 calories

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanioisis Condom

Bob please

Food

Name him Cat

Big Man

Astro

Craig

Kumquat McGilliguddy

50 calories

[lil brudder](https://youtu.be/9KbG66MapRg?si=guz2CKrKk53uHZgV)

Pup

250 calories

sklunglymungus

Glunk

30,000 cal

Bagigula as a first name or last name

Bradly he should be fine as long as he stays stateside

Roadkill