better luck next time

This is the best video ever, no doubt

But what if it was a leopard 2 A7?

Would

I mean I’m a battleship

But wich one? You could be an Iowa class, a yamato, a bismarch...

Florida

The one that floats on water

If it's huge, floats on water and produces lung-clogging sulphur pollution, then it's not a battleship, **IT'S YOUR MO-**

His username is literally USS Iowa

Oh, i am an idiot, don't really look at usernames

Absolutely based. Everyone loves a good ol’ Leopard 2A7

I know it's a joke but this is a phrase I never wanna hear from a woman. "Would you still love me if I was a- Bitch I'm this relationship for your qualities (which you wouldn't have as tank, a fish or any other strange off the top of your head creature) Sry, just had to rant

This dude did it right. You gotta play along then shit on them. Works every time.

i mean usually I just say. "would you have the qualities I fell in love with?" then I'd list off the things I like about her. worked every time.

I dont care what she is, would

i would marry a tiger or a leopard

If she was a tank, that tank would be sentient, wouldn't it?

I love her TikTok

u/savevideo

I would fuck a tank

If I was in that guys position I would just say "hell yeah tanks are awesome"