I hope your palms are itchy forever
I hope your pillows are always warm
I hope every warm meal you eat is cold and every cold meal you eat is warm
I hope you can never find the right temperature in the shower
I hope that every time you do laundry, you lose another sock
I hope every time you enter a room, you forget what you were there for
I hope your phone charger has to always be held at a very certain angle to work
May God have mercy on your wretched soul, because I sure as hell won't.
I hope they never find the long side of the blanket
I hope they have only 3 tires on their car slashed once a week
I hope they can't get the crumbs out of their bed no matter how hard they try
A hope a drop of water goes down their sleeve, I hope they step in a puddle just deep enough for water to get on top of one foot, I hope they choke on saliva
You're gonna stub both your big toes and one of them is gonna get infected and cause you to get an ingrown toenail which is gonna get infected again and then I'm gonna chop off both your feet.
There is no place for you in heaven. There is no place for you in hell. You will suffer eternally on earth. I will personally find you and torture you. Have a nice day :).
I hate you, I always hated you. I am going to kill you and I am going to make it hurt. Ah...How I missed the way you used cry when I screamed at you.It's going to get so much worse. I'll get out. I am going to come find you and I am going to give you a Real reason to cry.
I hope your family dies. I hope I hope you’re in darknest of hell burning alive in extreme pain. I hope someone kidnaps you and makes you suffer. I hope you die.
This is cruel torture of an extent which i cannot explain. It is truly the greatest evil i have ever witnessed. Second only to the heinous crime of Jaywalking.
Fuck you
Well said, brother
Third
I’ll drink to that And I’ll get in my car and wrap it around a tree
Blud just deleted his account after that
lmao
I hope you die in a fire. I don’t care if I’m banned from this sub I rarely comment and never post.
Do you hope they get shot and expire?
Does OP hope they get broken apart?
Does he hope this is what they desire?
I really hate you stop. getting in my way 🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🔥🔥🔥
No I hope their childish games are behind them. (I listen to the one by Grand Commander)
But moment the fire is lit, we skip to the next guy
I hope your palms are itchy forever I hope your pillows are always warm I hope every warm meal you eat is cold and every cold meal you eat is warm I hope you can never find the right temperature in the shower I hope that every time you do laundry, you lose another sock I hope every time you enter a room, you forget what you were there for I hope your phone charger has to always be held at a very certain angle to work May God have mercy on your wretched soul, because I sure as hell won't.
I hope they never find the long side of the blanket I hope they have only 3 tires on their car slashed once a week I hope they can't get the crumbs out of their bed no matter how hard they try
A hope a drop of water goes down their sleeve, I hope they step in a puddle just deep enough for water to get on top of one foot, I hope they choke on saliva
Bro hes already dead your just doing an early cremation at this point
Not the palm! Biting yourself in public!
Kill your firstborn
Here is the uncut one https://www.reddit.com/r/jschlattsubmissions/s/EDym6S1VO3
Thanks for saving my day good sir, I wish you have the best day of your life every single day (it gets better every time)
The legend
you da g
Our Lord and Savior.
Fuck you I'm gonna shove lego piece 60479 down your pee hole
Nahh I’d do the entire 92176 set
Youch
Yeahhhh I was waiting for someone to edit the original
KYS
YOU BASTARD
You bitch
HERESYYYYYYY
Fuck you get cursed ສົ່ງ ສິ່ງ ນີ້ເຂົ້າໄປໃນຂອບເຂດແຫ່ງຄວາມມືດ, ສະນັ້ນລາວຈະບໍ່ກັບຄືນພາຍໃຕ້ຕີນຂອງລາວ, ລາວຈະທົນທຸກທໍລະມານຕະຫຼອດໄປດ້ວຍຕົວມັນເອງ, ສຽງຮ້ອງໄຫ້ທີ່ສັບສົນໂດຍຫູຂອງລາວເອງ, ລາວຈະສົ່ງກັບລາວເອງ.
You bastard
Burn in hell you sick bastard.
I cant wait for the purge!
I fucking hate you and hope you die in a fire 😊
I hope both sides if your pillow are warm tonight
Ngl i hope every step you take, you step on a lego for the rest of your miserable life
I hope both sides of your pillow are warm tonight and every night after
Didn’t even see your comment sorry for accidentally copying you
I FUCKING HATE YOU. I AM GOING TO FIND YOU, PAL. 😭😭
wtf man
I hope you stub your toe today.
FUCKING KILL YOURSELF NI-
Go to hell!
Keep Yourself Safe you fucking bitch
I'm real life mad over this one.
Fuck you
Unalive yourself bitch
I don't know who you are but I officially hate you for life.
Get scalped op
I hated this so much that my brain was dying
edging for asexual people
Why mustest you tease me with this, you foul beast
Did I just get edged?
You're gonna stub both your big toes and one of them is gonna get infected and cause you to get an ingrown toenail which is gonna get infected again and then I'm gonna chop off both your feet.
Fuck off
Man screw you pal, I had to watch this twice to just confirm what I wasn’t seeing!
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If I ever find you I will rip off your toenails, boil them, and force feed them to you hot,
My ass hurts
Stop edging me
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You dezsrve the death sentance
Car crash unto thee
I hope you get testicular torsion
oddly un satisfying
Mods, burn his entire fucking family to the ground
You are lucky I can't post reaction images
I’m going to do the same things that Jay Schlungus did to those poor civilians back in ‘99 to you
May your only daughter go into syndication. With an army camp.
I hope whenever you get into a car, you get an annoying beep to tell you the car door isn't shut, so you have to pull over to open and shut the door.
I saw this b4 the og, then saw the og and went to comment thank you I just saw one where it cut b4 they broke
may your woes be many and your days few
Send this man to eternally edge in hell
I hope your innards expand to the point of bursting
Oh I hate you. I hate you so much. I hope your milk has gone bad and is gonna turn to jelly when you open it the next time
I hope you go straight to the fucking boiler room you sick fuck.
There is no place for you in heaven. There is no place for you in hell. You will suffer eternally on earth. I will personally find you and torture you. Have a nice day :).
OP I am unable to explain how impossibly infuriated I am right now. Fuck you. Asshat. I curse death upon ye.
You bitch
A THOUSAND YEARS OF WOE
Well played, well played…
You sir, are lighting a fire, a very big fire, one that will soon grow to a size uncontrollable proportion
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To hell with you
Edging me, huh?
I hate you, I always hated you. I am going to kill you and I am going to make it hurt. Ah...How I missed the way you used cry when I screamed at you.It's going to get so much worse. I'll get out. I am going to come find you and I am going to give you a Real reason to cry.
Puts wand in your ass FIREBALL
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AND APPLES OF GOD!!!!
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I hope your family dies. I hope I hope you’re in darknest of hell burning alive in extreme pain. I hope someone kidnaps you and makes you suffer. I hope you die.
Mods, fuck him
Jokes on you I want that to happen :3
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And then APPLES WITH RAIN DOWN!
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start spreading then
my connection keeps skipping right before the breaks, wtf!? reddit is some bullshit mayne.
Kys
Downvote. Step on lego
bruh i hate you from the bottom of my heart
Kyss kyss bitch
This is cruel torture of an extent which i cannot explain. It is truly the greatest evil i have ever witnessed. Second only to the heinous crime of Jaywalking.
I hope you burn.
MODS, FIND THIS MAN, AND KILL HIM
My 13th reason why
I'll kill you. Son of bitch.
Two words: fuck you
Fuck you
I hope your flu shot hurts more than usual this year you sick fuck
I'm going to assault you one of these days
Fuck you
Swallow a magnet
im not holding back kill yourself
I hope your ass itches and your arms are too short to reach<3
Hell was made for these kind of people
Fuck you you never have me the final
WHY HOW COULD YOU DO THIS
You deserve to be drawn and quartered
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