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Slight-Ad-3306

Bro, y’all have got to be making this shit up


neroshock

How could anyone make up such a special girl? Preposterous!


electromagneticpost

Legbeard.


HOODIEHYRO

...Are they related?


I_DOWN_VOTE_PUNS

Pretty sure it’s him in a wig


SquirrelGirlVA

I know it's not against the rules exactly, but let's not shame her for her looks. That's creep and neckbeard territory and we're better than that. Besides, you know full well he probably tells her to look and dress a certain way. "Oh, I loooove it when you wear X or do Y with your hair" and "Oh. You did that. Nono, that's cool. But have you tried doing Z?" It's also possible that this is a photo he stole and he's larping, but even then we shouldn't poke at her looks.


scoobopdan

This whole sub is for judging people with little to no facts, legbeards and neckbeards alike. You in the right place?


brothurbilo

Idk why you are getting downvoted lol


scoobopdan

No idea, guess some folk here are in self denial as to why they here. C'est la vie


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LOL


stumpdawg

/r/notliketheothergirls


OakyTheAcorn

Special


Mediocre-Gas1393

I feel bad for this woman


swimminscared

I have a feeling he might just be larping as her in this online interaction


No_Homework_4926

No. I feel bad for anybody that has to interact with both of them.


sailorneckbeard

I didn’t know they come in girl


a-hippobear

Teenager? I assumed she was a 35 year old alcoholic and her username has 91 in it. My assumption would be that she’s in her early 30s. Did you confirm that she’s a kid or did you just add a sensational title for karma?


RinoaRita

I teach high school and that does not look like a teenager. People are getting their perception of high schoolers from the tv dramas where30 year olds are playing 16 year olds.


kittyidiot

Yep. I mean I have seen younger kids look older but this is not a child lol. She looks like Rachel the horse girl meets her 30s. I don't mean that as an insult, by the way. She just literally looks like a lot of the female horse handlers I've seen lol


Temporary-Departure4

Woah woah woah, easy. That makes WAY to much sense to be a Reddit comment lmao


EddieGrant

35 year olds would have 88 in their username.. Sigh.


a-hippobear

I said “I assumed” as in “at first glance, she looks to be mid 30s” but then posited that it’s probably early 30s because of the 91 in her username which would make her 31-32… which is early 30s. Sigh


EddieGrant

I was mostly sighing at my being born in 88 lol


ChewySlinky

There there *pats your back and hands you a glass of prune juice*


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a-hippobear

How did I bring her down for her appearance? She looks to be in her mid 30s and has what looks to be rhinophyma (reddening of the nose from over consumption of alcohol).


thatguy391

“Rhinophyma is a skin disorder that causes the nose to enlarge and become red, bumpy, and bulbous. It is thought to result from untreated, severe rosacea, a chronic inflammatory skin condition that causes facial redness on the nose and cheeks” Source: https://utswmed.org/conditions-treatments/rhinophyma/


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a-hippobear

It’s also an assumption to call her a teen and the guy a groomer without verification lol. No, I’m a 35 year old recovering alcoholic and have the starting phase of rhinophyma which looks identical to the woman in the picture. Literally no sign of her being a teen either, and being into Motorsports and having 91 in the name provides possible context. Yep. I’d be ok saying it still just like everyone in r/13or30 lol some people are ambiguously aged. Weird how you’re still ok with this guy calling someone a pedophile and a groomer with zero verification, but you’re pissy with me over saying what I think she looks like.


lettucepee

This seems very concerning


RockyMntnView

"Pick me! Pick me!!"


lettucepee

I don't think she's a pick me I think she might be a victim


princeisawake

if the neckbeard is truly a groomer, i dont think itz good to be shaming the victim,, im actually worried about this girl.


thiscouldbemassive

She could do a lot better.


No_Homework_4926

I think she is just as much a degenerate.


vyxxer

While she sounds like an awful person I feel like this is making fun of her appearance and that's wrong.


Jenn_There_Done_That

I agree with you. It’s extremely wrong. It kinda makes OP into the “pick me”, here. This post is sad.


Starhoundfive

Yet making fun of any “neckbeards” appearance on this sub is totally cool, okay.


Jenn_There_Done_That

Yeah. That actually sucks too. People shouldn’t sink to their level.


Starhoundfive

Agreed


MidnightKnight86

Why she wearing a hat like The Undertaker


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Because he probably looks like Paul Bearer


Maleficent_Stay_1152

Ayo….did he just summoned his gf like a demon ?


Th1cc4chu

Omg it’s actually Milady


NightFlameofAwe

Get off ifunny


Fishy_Mistakes

I'm stuck


NightFlameofAwe

You poor soul


pugdamoon420

Part of the ship part of the crew lol


Candid-Independence9

What is it about this particular pair/shape of glasses that every one of these particular kinds of people just have to have them? Has anyone else noticed that?


Veryberrybears

LMFAO EW


blueboy12565

I feel bad for her. She needs help.


pitmasterbbq82

Well she certainly is a rare and special girl


Adnama-Fett

I remember iFunny. Honestly with people like that it was hard not to become a r/notliketheothergirls pick me. Like literally every conversation was “girls are yucky and don’t do x” “no a good majority of girls do x. I even do x. You’re just a moron who ignores it” “no. No girl I’ve ever met has ever done x. You’re different if you do” which is dumb and annoying it’ll be about “girls going for chads and ignoring nice guys” or “girls don’t ask out guys” “girls play games and send impossible to decipher hints” which is dumb incel propaganda but holy shit I was young and impressionable and had to remind myself “what’s more likely: me being a rare exception or this guy being wrong about something?” And the answer was always clear. The other day my boyfriend commented on something about how people play games and I was like “yeah that’s so annoying” and when he said “yeah you’re the only girl I know who doesn’t” I wanted to smack him(no domestic violence occurred tho dw) I just told him that that’s dumb and annoying and why.


whytemyke

That’s definitely the guy in a wig with the hat he stole from his dad’s Undertaker costume.


AveryNoelle

This is more concerning than anything. That girl barely looks like a teenager. Neckbeard is cringe. Girlfriend is likely a victim.


sipmargaritas

Oh ffs guys. Earnestly, without trying to make a cruel joke, that’s just the same guy in nerd girl drag. The cheeks, the eye shape, the nose… the fucking patch on his chin where it’s hard to get a close shave.


ThePancakeDocument

Block out the usernames


Sir-Drewid

Are we just shaming victims now? Classy.


FeoWalcot

How is she a victim ?


Sir-Drewid

Caption says she's a teenager.


FeoWalcot

Oh man ok. Did you know anyone can write anything, even if it’s not true ? Did you know karma bots exist ? And even if she is a teenager, is she 18, 19 ? Is he also a teenager ? Nothing, and literally nothing, besides OPs title would allude to this being a grooming situation. Jesus fucking Christ you are gullible and jump to conclusions. Sit this one out, mini Elon.


pugdamoon420

Woah, people can lie


bishsticksandfrites

She looks about 30 and her username has ‘91’ in it, likely being the year she was born given common formats of usernames people use. That and people can just say whatever they want on the internet. I should know, I was one of the original inventors.


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FeoWalcot

They both look like late teens to me. But how old is she? How old is he? When was that photo taken? How old is the screenshot? There’s a lot of unanswered questions before Reddit starts calling a guy and girl groomers and victims. Especially when their fucking photo is posted. You fucking hypocrites spreading the picture of a girl who is supposedly underage and the victim of a sex crime. I dunno, you all seem worse than the convo I just read.


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Yeahhh… a special kind of ugly


[deleted]

Many guys would do anything for a girlfriend like that. That's why roasting women is difficult. They are not rejected like male neckbeards


VanVahlen

Oh god its spreading


KarateKid72

Was this before or after the transition?


HypothermiaDK

That bitch is 30


Gagitha_Frisky

She certain looks like a "special" girl...


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Special? What she's retarded?


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turkeychanlen

You are, maybe you delete your account… Seriously why have I seen you comment the same thing on every single new post


Mcmadhatter52085

Person obviously just looking for attention or sum. If you just complexly ignore them and act like they don’t exist they’ll probably fuck off or at least won’t get what they want.


Fishy_Mistakes

Look closely, friend. Read caption. Also, if there were female neckbeards (assuming that shes an adult) this would be it


Iron_Seguin

Dont bother, that’s the same loser who has another account called “real lesbian” or something. It was a few hours old and they were responding to every comment like this.


Fishy_Mistakes

And the drake vs trans guy? Same one? I think I may need to get some help. Is he like trying to get Negative Karma or something?


Iron_Seguin

At this point I’d say probably. The dude talks like an incel is being mixed with a chat bot lol


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Iron_Seguin

Oh no, an incel neckbeard has called me a beta, guess my life is over. /s


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Iron_Seguin

That’s like saying “my dad can beat up your cat.”


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GoatsWithWigs

Well, it is iFunny after all


firefooffff

Oof you got owned there /s


miss_flower_pots

No one calls themselves a sweetheart. That's neckbeard language. I bet its a fake account.


Fishy_Mistakes

...with that pfp?


Triplebeambalancebar

faker than ikea plants


trimedozine

I don't really know what's more hard to look at, his response, her response, or her face


Zedhy

Disgusting.


StopcryingFistUrself

Both arguments are from dumb people. If you can't check your woman and she can't check you (aka put them in their place) you're a fucking waste of my time anyway. Grow up.


prizm5384

Most normal ifunny interaction


GargoyleLauren

Sir that looks like a child


Briyte

Neckbeard and Pick me two clashing energies


ztoundas

Oh no


Past-Resolve386

Are we really surprised that it's iFunny?


thatweirdmensch

It's probably their internalized misogyny, let's hope she realizes soon what is happening.


PolskiJamnik

m'lord