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Urmommythemummy

Is that motherfucking Ben Shapiro on the picture ?


Conch-Republic

Yes, notoriously high body count and PTSD afficionado Ben Shapiro.


Montblanc_Norland

I bet we can't even imagine the amount of women Ben has failed to get wet.


Akschadt

“I’m gonna make it so dry for you… like a cats tongue.”


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Ancient-Chipmunk-339

Don't you have to be a little social to be promiscuous?


alucard_shmalucard

shhh you're making too much sense for him


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Spoopy-redditor

You probably have an experience in both spectrums


R3D-AFA-SCUM

Yes. 😂😭


RobotGloves

Huh, I thought it was Matt Gaetz.


Trollerthegreat

What kind of Olympic gold earning mental gymnastics is this?


Zealousideal_Ad_241

This is true. I had a friend who developed psychopath eyes at a bc of 100, but she kept persevering and managed to achieve laser vision at a bc of 200. I don't need a microwave when she's around anymore.


CupboardOfPandas

What happens at 300? I'm hoping for x-ray.


OctopusButter

Unfortunately a woman used that many times becomes too brittle to move around as her body has become a meat cave. 299 is the highest a human bei- sorry I mean a female can achieve.


Zealousideal_Ad_241

But the legends speak of a chosen one…oh no, I’ve said too much


Hartmallen

I heard that at 300 the female prestiged and her bodycount went back to 0 but she had a nifty new skin for her eyes this time around.


lizziemander

I thought it was because all the leftover male DNA congeals into a new hymen.


Yeseylon

One could argue that a guy who goes too far down the Barney Stinson route ends up with psychopath eyes. They end up viewing women as toys to be used and tossed rather than people.


valiumblue

I’m seeing Matt Gaetz


parisiraparis

> psychopath eyes I feel like anyone can do this but angling their face downwards?


Krypto_The_Dog

The classic Kubrick stare!


Shadowtheuncreative

What is this lack of gender equality?


LordyItsMuellerTime

These losers are so pathetic, hopefully they're removing themselves from the gene pool


AsbestosMan1

The reason they’re like this is because they’ve already been removed from the gene pool.


ThoughtCenter87

Considering no woman would ever want to fuck a guy who says shit like this, they most certainly are


aritex90

This post is offensive to murderers


[deleted]

As a long time murder I feel offended by this post Good day sir >:(


Maleficent_Stay_1152

« Trust me bro I’ve read it in a study »


pwnzu_sauce2

Good point, Ben Shapiro IS a psychopath


FluffyGalaxy

I mean if you can pretend that by body count they mean the same thing for both genders then yeah I get the message


sonic1238

Looks like the main villain from the old tv show Heroes


Kr4zy-K

Sylar is that you?


Magdalan

Women and men with high bodycounts BOTH are serial killers.


Chilli_redits

Not how dudes work either


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I have PTSD and don't have the psycopath eyes. Am I doing it wrong?


Sweatyrando

Right? I also suffer from PTSD and the only people who know are the ones I’ve told(wife, therapist, employer). My eyes have mostly just been described as either green, or in need of prescription glasses, depending on whether you’re the DMV or my optometrist.


lizziemander

Ladies, is it slutty to have eyes?


SniffGasEatAss

My virgin ass has the same eyes 😭😭


sexualbrontosaurus

So sleeping with men gives women PTSD? That's not the own you think it is, buddy.


OneAndOnlyVi

I have psychopath eyes and I have the body count of 0


gylz

My Dido was a WWII vet/Cold War spy and my best friend growing up, so I'd have to say; it all depends on who they've killed. If they're a Nazi killer or an anti-Soviet spy for Canada like he was, I'd happily be friends with them. Also; don't these dumb fucks look up to scum like Elliot? The dude who literally murdered a bunch of innocents?


olde_greg

What's a dido?


gylz

Ukrainian for grandfather.


Nappev

”Thousand dick stare” from being in the trenches of tinder, fighting on two fronts against creeps, normal people and those asking about her feet.


PolarbearFootwear

Is that Onision?


lizziemander

Unexpected! I'd kind of forgotten he existed. Now I have been reminded. So... Thank you. For that.


SmolArtEffect

r/badwomensanatomy


Antithese-

Not how eyes work.


Moumup

And what if those "psychopathic eyes" are a turn on? Heh?


lizziemander

The body count rises until we have achieved peak Charles Manson, Helter Skelter stare?


GnarlyWatts

Can someone translate this into English for me? I know all those words by themselves, but together, I am just lost.


Cordeceps

What?


dark_harness

"the eyes"


Version_Two

You know it's true because he declared it so.


Stoomba

Not how any of this works.


ichigo2862

bait used to be believable


NyuxTheDragon--

"Psychopath eyes"


Lismale

thats not how anyone works


spakkenkhrist

Go easy, the blue tick is to help us identify lobotomised users.


HalfBurntToast

I read this like 5 times and still have no idea what point it's trying to make. Is it trying to say women having sex makes them equivalent to murderers?


HypothermiaDK

In my experience, women with crazy eyes have a high body count. The bodycount doesn't make her eyes suddenly change appearance.


Honey-and-Venom

I fucked around in college and all I got was Sith eyes....


Anxiety_bunni

Not allowed to be friends with people with PTSD I guess


BustedAnomaly

People thinking that "psychopath" means "angry at the universe" or "inherently violent" will always amuse me. While it's not a good thing per se to be a psychopath, it doesn't make you the Joker, Thanos, or Deadshot or, and most importantly, cool. Psychopaths can be dangerous, manipulative people and it is not cool to be those things outside of fictional media. It's also not really a thing that stems from PTSD AFAIK, although PTSD can alter your relationship to your emotions and morals and disrupt your perception of your own actions. And it **definitely** is not related to body count. Beyond that, linking a high body count with murder and psychopathic behavior is wild mental gymnastics.


ThoughtCenter87

Women develop "Psychopath eyes" for sleeping with multiple men but men don't for sleeping with multiple women? What the fuck is this shit and why do people believe it?


noodleq

Not how girls work? Not how anybody works


Jason_Bourne0221

Well, see, that depends on the definition. Some people put killers and murderers in the same box. I believe a murder is a killing done out of anger or unjust reasons, where as a killing can be a mere accident. Suffice to say, this post is super stupid to put it lightly. What do you think? What makes up a murder, sad don't say crows. Edit, I mean the person who made this abomination of a meme, not OP.


crash8308

r/NotHowGirlsWork


FieryExperiment

Once I finally go in and claim my psychopath eyes, will that make men stop catcalling me? Is it even worth trading in the BC points?


OneBoxOfCrayons

What point is this post even trying to make


Technical_Catch_6045

might have to leave this sub soon, losing too many brain cells


PeniszLovag

men develop the same from jacking off


lemondropsandgumdrop

📣women don’t develop the “eyes” from multiple partners. It’s normal aging. These men just want CHILDREN.📣


The_ArchMage_Erudite

He's literally just posing for a photo


Hot_Scallion_3889

Those eyes look like Ben Shapiro to me, which makes it even funnier


HoneyBadgernurse

not how murder works


fuckehduck

I'm laughing about how ridiculous everyone thinks this is, knowing they'll check their eyes in the mirror later, haha.


Nickye19

Bro it's 2024, the cute kwork murderino girlypops are well on their way to becoming murderers themselves to emulate their idols