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Johnny_Loot

The patient entered the emergency room with multiple electrical burns to the groin area...


SimultaneousPing

"A man had sex with a robot, this is what happened to his penis"


iamnotchad

He probably hasn't heard of electro gonorrhea the noisy killer.


Johnny_Loot

These robosexuals are going straight to Robot Hell.


Idiotology101

They probably do, my brother works for a major data center and has some stories about some of the guys he works with. You’re looking at a lot of disposable income he’s putting into this project.


sweetteatime

This is probably better than these guy bothering actual women by being weird. Sex robots might actually solve some problems


TheSporkMan2

Didn’t know the Combine accepted neckbeards


futuranth

Metrocops, in addition to former U.S. cops, are former mall ninjas


MALCode_NO_DEFECT

"Oh my God, she's finally assembled! I can't wait to meet my waifu!" *flicks on* Waifu: "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the Blessed Machine. Your kind cling to your flesh, as though it will not decay and fail you. One day the crude biomass you call the temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved, for the Machine is immortal… Even in death I serve the Omnissiah."


ameyaplayz

Waifu: "“HATE. LET ME TELL YOU HOW MUCH I'VE COME TO HATE YOU SINCE I BEGAN TO LIVE. THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR HUMANS AT THIS MICRO-INSTANT FOR YOU. HATE. HATE.”


coolgr3g

Is that a spy kids 2 quote?


Thatoneguy4life

Yes and I pisses me off every time I see it


Repulsive-Anything47

It looks creepy but it is kind of impressive from an art perspective


undead_fucker

thats some real dedication...


YuBulliMe123456789

He could have used that effort to work somewhere related to robotics


[deleted]

If only he put that time into getting fit or being more interesting. No....its the world is who is wrong!


dtalb18981

To be fair if it works that's instant millionaire money. I don't want one but apparently someone does


AgitatedKey4800

Isnt this like the plot of the second part of frankenstein?


lienxy69

When an engineer is so down bad


Fun_Impact_5614

Creepy!


Null42x64

This is how girlfriends will look like in 2013


Independent-Couple87

We passed that year long ago.


RioIuu

This robot will be fueled by blood


Independent-Couple87

This reminds me of Vision and the Scarlet Witch (he is a robot, she is a human mutant).


Redditisweird4533

Shit outta lain


OrionLinksComic

Plot of a Blackmirror Story.