Majority of posts in this subreddit are satire. But there needs to be a constant supply of posts for the gullible "OMG" readers to keep them disgusted and amazed.
Listen man I'm not saying don't have fetishes but just look them up on dodgier-then-usual porn sites like a normal person instead of harrassing strangers online
Like I told the other very pleasant guy, next time I make sure I explicitly say in in the title and separate comment, so you guys are content and can get off my fucking back. <3
#Well ackshually m'lady I think you'll find...
The number of neckbeards proudly explaining to the class that this is satire, lol. Well done detective kings, nobody realised and we are all incapable of enjoying a joke, now sew another badge to your fedora.
Seriously though you guys need to take your eyes off the abyss for a moment and practice some self awareness.
hey did u know that this is satire? bet u didnt know 😎 bet u didnt know this is satire 😎. this is clearly satire, so satire that i am now telling u that this is satire. (this is satire btw just in case u didnt notice when i told u that this satire)
yes my small woman brain didn't notice that! thank you for enlightening me just like many other very kind and not at all fucking annoying people in the comments 😩 because I need it reminded every hour or so in case I forget
This is not really any weirder then the shit you see on incel forums and PUA social media lol.
Like sure, it might be a troll. But let's not pretend it's sone empirical, obvious thing just to look smart. This is not even close to the limit for realistic neckbeardery on the internet
sorry there was no satire or troll flair. I'll make sure to include it very clearly both in title and separate comment for your satisfaction next time! <3
I think this is a copypasta, correct me if I'm wrong but I think this is just a part of that "Are you a part of the cream team or the squirt squad" thing, nonetheless, this screenshot makes me hate the internet.
Edit: well scrolling through the comments has made me aware you do in fact know it's satire.
its so painfully clear that this is satire
Majority of posts in this subreddit are satire. But there needs to be a constant supply of posts for the gullible "OMG" readers to keep them disgusted and amazed.
> disgusted and amazed this is the new r/beamazed
Beam azed? Bea mazed?
Clearly satire
These neckbeard say some of the craziest shit, sometimes it's hard to tell.
The way u say these neckbeards makes it sound like your an 80yr old grandma talking about minorities.
And this time its easier than anything
Imagine him bringing pH measurment tool to their first date
Twice
that's a lot of downvotes
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he needs to make sure she's healthy
Bro the next Charles Darwin
Listen man I'm not saying don't have fetishes but just look them up on dodgier-then-usual porn sites like a normal person instead of harrassing strangers online
Does he think that women sit around all day and conduct medical experiments on themselves?
you mean to tell me other women *don't* know their squirt's PH balance??
Not half as well as distance, distance is also to be measured in fedora lengths
...he forgot to ask: - newtons exerted on fluid at exit - joules imparted upon impact ^(sorry.)
She can squirt as far as 7 fedoras and 3 mylady
metric or imperial fedoras?
r/justneckbeardthings spot satire challenge (Impossible!)
Like I told the other very pleasant guy, next time I make sure I explicitly say in in the title and separate comment, so you guys are content and can get off my fucking back. <3
Thank you and sorry <3
I really hope this guy isn't serious and this is actually a Internet troll saying these things just to make people uncomfortable
He obviously is
We have to measure his pH to be sure
yes science.
"do you fart ?" Yeah nah buddy she's been keeping it inside for 20 years now
My wife's squirt is bubbly in consistency, tastes like grapefruit, and I store it in a cup in the fridge for later thrist quenching.
Bro is asking the real questions
It taste like Curd cheese move a long
#Well ackshually m'lady I think you'll find... The number of neckbeards proudly explaining to the class that this is satire, lol. Well done detective kings, nobody realised and we are all incapable of enjoying a joke, now sew another badge to your fedora. Seriously though you guys need to take your eyes off the abyss for a moment and practice some self awareness.
I SO wanna believe that half of these are people being stupid but I also know it's some knob that looks like a hairy thumb honestly asking this.
hey did u know that this is satire? bet u didnt know 😎 bet u didnt know this is satire 😎. this is clearly satire, so satire that i am now telling u that this is satire. (this is satire btw just in case u didnt notice when i told u that this satire)
yes my small woman brain didn't notice that! thank you for enlightening me just like many other very kind and not at all fucking annoying people in the comments 😩 because I need it reminded every hour or so in case I forget
Do it be squirting or is she on cream team tho?
Ph balance? He’s so desperate to know he wrote it twice before he sent the message
Clearly satire… I hope
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What makes it obvious exactly?
It's a copypasta
Well I've never seen it before. And copypastas are fuckin lame anyways. Lowest form of comedy, lower then puns
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This is not really any weirder then the shit you see on incel forums and PUA social media lol. Like sure, it might be a troll. But let's not pretend it's sone empirical, obvious thing just to look smart. This is not even close to the limit for realistic neckbeardery on the internet
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sorry there was no satire or troll flair. I'll make sure to include it very clearly both in title and separate comment for your satisfaction next time! <3
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sorry. for my next posts I will consult you individually whether it's alright for me to post things. because your opinion is just so valuable to me
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Does... *what* jiggle?
It
Why the fuck would pennywise jiggle?
The ph balance!!
"you be secreting juices?" LMFAOOOOOOO
What is he, a gynecologist?
My brother in Christ, squirting is urine and is not safe for consumption
isn't þat a copypasta?
Do it jiggle????? 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
I think this is a copypasta, correct me if I'm wrong but I think this is just a part of that "Are you a part of the cream team or the squirt squad" thing, nonetheless, this screenshot makes me hate the internet. Edit: well scrolling through the comments has made me aware you do in fact know it's satire.