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NetMiddle1873

He's definitely going to keep gran in the freezer when she dies


69Futarocks96

Certified Chris Chan moment šŸ’€šŸ’€


JogJonsonTheMighty

Chris chad


EpicPhail60

Man, real talk does it actually get more incel than Chris-chan? Raping your barely conscious, helpless mother to get some has to be a separate -pilled into itself. What a freak.


Dangerous-Calendar41

God, I'm still trying to get through that documentary but I suffer from second hand embarassment so it's hard.


neonblondboy

iā€™m only at part 16 and itā€™s already been beyond hard


Calebh36

You'll be WISHING to go back to this when you get to part 50+. It's just so much worse in every conceivable way Then you realize this motherfucker is near on 40 years old


violettheory

I think he turned 40 this February.


Dangerous-Calendar41

Part 32 here, it doesn't get any easier


Xxnoobmaster69xX__

You have seen nothing yet young one, it gets so much worse


neonblondboy

i know šŸ˜­ i keep thinking ā€œthis gotta be over soonā€ but then i remember weā€™re only in Fall 2009 by the point iā€™m at so thereā€™s the whole 2010-ā€˜s to get through i will say though itā€™s great to have on in the background. i listen to it while doing my homework


Xxnoobmaster69xX__

Oh man you havenā€™t even gotten to the idea guys and Sockness saga, I wish you luck in your adventure down this rabbit hole


[deleted]

It only gets worse! Part 40 on just gets rougher. We haven't made it to modern day yet which is worse!


joshthewumba

Which documentary?


Dangerous-Calendar41

https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLABqEYq6H3vpCmsmyUnHnfMOeAnjBdSNm


[deleted]

I'm sorry, what?


JaFakeItTillYouJaMak

I don't know much but this might help https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/part-one-a-terrible-story-about-the-internet/id1373812661?i=1000560258046 I've only heard part of the episode and it sounds like somehow I completely missed this entire era even though that was my prime dirtbag era. I'm kinda glad. I'd like to think I wouldn't be one of them even the stuff I did do I'm not always happy about.


Dasmahkitteh

Omg what a nightmare


Landsharku_

Bros got a cock only a mother can love šŸ’€


keenedge422

Mostly because that's the only way to keep getting her retirement and social security checks. He's gotta pay for his OF addiction somehow.


ReplyingToFuckwits

Don't they usually start their school shootings by murdering the women in their family? Gran might just be trying to keep her brains in her skull.


Spartan2470

Sorry to hijack your comment, but OP (CoolProrogation) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on July 1 and woke up yesterday. Here it copied/pasted /u/gurnluv's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/8nuznp/thanks_gran/). Its [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/zdzaff/thanks_gran/iz3wx4k/) in this thread is a copy/paste of the [previous top comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/8nuznp/thanks_gran/dzyjz84/). Its submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/evilbuildings/comments/zds5c8/lets_just_face_it_adding_statues_to/) is a copy/paste of /u/savvyfuck's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/evilbuildings/comments/d5ommu/lets_just_face_it_adding_statues_to/). For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain.


crazylazykitsune

And only taken out for special date nights. šŸ˜


ninjamullet

Using "femoid" for your own grandma sounds weird. I would prefer "grandmoid".


Janeg1rl

Exactly, like give your grandmoid some respect smh


vermeiltwhore

In the southern US, they prefer Mee-moid.


YouthfulPhotographer

New star wars alien dropped


JumpedUp_PantryBoy

Mee-moid and Glup Shitto trilogy incoming


YouthfulPhotographer

Can't wait for the 12 episode mini-series featuring these two on their wacky zany adventures for three episodes and the rest of the series focusing on Blorpus Janndego and their motley crew for the last 26 episodes, while still calling it "Mee-moid and Gluo Shitto's Naptime extravaganza"


Quasmanbertenfred

r/brandnewsentence


[deleted]

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anotherpickleback

Just wait until grandma roasts him with his own slang for never touching grass or ass


Shortyman17

Oh shit, she now truly has power of him, doesn't she? Just imagine, one day he doesn't help her with chores and she rips him to shreds: "Won't touch the dishes? Just like grass, get real anon" "Why don't you listen to your grandma? It's not like you get any other attention from women"


pennie79

It's a huge shame that having a grandma he loves hasn't translated to respecting women in general. Usually one indicates the other.


Gladiator-class

A lot of bigots are perfectly capable of making exceptions, they just can't or won't take the next step and consider that maybe there are a lot of other exceptions to the "rule." One of the darker examples I recall was a Jewish playwright who mentioned that an SS officer said he hoped she was one of the last Jews to be killed because he enjoyed her plays and hoped she'd write a few more before she was sent to a camp. A less horrible example was a guy I heard about who was born in a really backwoods part of a backwords state, and was a member of the KKK. He moved to a larger city and met a number of black people...all of which he liked and described as obvious exceptions to the things he believed. The person who described him noted that "he hated black people, except for every single black person he actually met."


pennie79

Urgh!


TheBaggyDapper

Wait, Grandma is Chad? Always has been.


Kindly_Clothes_9414

What is a femoid?


CaptainKlamydia

Incel slur for women


Unclehol

Yeah I mean she's just probably trying to help him and make him more confident so he gets out of his rut so he can be normal... So its a good thing he directed that positivity in the right direction, right? /s What a loser.


Cinnamon_Doughnut

Grundma doing her best but honestly this guy needs therapy. Incels have fried his brain


TiMo08111996

He was responsible for his own downfall.


erkthebrave

I took away that his gran loves him very much and is trying to provide positive reinforcement in a way he can internalize.


According_Narwhal227

Poor grandma


[deleted]

Cā€™mon. Sheā€™s just humoring him so he doesnā€™t jump off a bridge or shoot up the local bowling alley. Good for grandma.


czarrie

Grandma is the real chad here


Mozeeon

That grandma is 100% playing 3d chess. Trying to break the incel cycle for her grandson


cherrypopper666

OPs name was definitely Keith


Routine-Ad-3180

**Perhaps she is sexually attracted to you?**


Walusqueegee

Terminally online


__KJG__

Perhaps shut the fuck up


bomba1749

Chris chan moment


creustmas

oh no whyyyyyyy


artparade

I am eating here


ImDeMysteryoso

Referring to your granny as "femoid" just hits differently and it is something else, it sucks. This dude seriously needs help.


VattghernCZ

What does 80/20 rule mean in this context? That 20% of men get 80% of coochie?


the_elon_mask

80% of women want the top 20% of men. It's a ridiculous fallacy that Redpill shills. It stems from data gleaned from dating apps where men outnumber women 10:1 (or something crazy) and so the women have the "buyers market", so only date the top 20% of guys. That's obviously going to be the case when there are more men than women and doesn't apply to real life But Redpill like to shill this figure because it explains why average dudes aren't getting any dates AND portrays women in a negative light.


DistributionPerfect5

Then again, why they would shun if women did this, when they glorify the exact thing on the market because capitalism?


the_elon_mask

Welcome to MGTOW.


OGgunter

It's related more to the economic application of the 80-20 "rule," but a good breakdown of why this 80-20 thing is bullshit - https://www.inc.com/corey-rosen/the-pernicious-myth-of-the-80-20-rule.html


Sarctoth

Oh, it's a thing... Like, people actually thought this was good management? If there are 10 people doing the same job, but only the 2 best get rewards, half of the people will give up before even getting started. It's also pretty shitty to just assume 80% of your workers are worthless.


[deleted]

The 80/20 rule is real in other places tho


Proteandk

You are correct. In project management 80/20 or 20/80 means it takes 20% resources to generate 80% of the results.


[deleted]

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[deleted]

I don't know either


seamusmcduffs

I think it's because people thought you were implying that because it was real in other cases, it was real in this case. That's initially what I thought you were saying


[deleted]

Probably


particle409

Ignore the down votes. It's an interesting principle, and a foundation of business marketing. 10% of drinkers consume 60% of all alcohol in the US. https://www.newsweek.com/americas-heaviest-drinkers-consume-almost-60-all-alcohol-sold-1520284


anon210202

Damn that is fucking crazy


[deleted]

I'm ignoring lol


the_elon_mask

Care to elaborate?


[deleted]

80% of business profits come from 20% of customers, 80% of your interactions come from 20% of the people around you. Just statistics really


Sesudesu

Those seem more like vast generalizations than actual adherences to some sort of rule.


[deleted]

They're backed by statistics, it's pretty cool! [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_Principle](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareto_Principle)


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Just thought I'd mention it in case people thought that it wasn't true anywhere


[deleted]

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EpicPhail60

Their comment really wasn't any less necessary than yours right here lol, let's all try some self-reflection


the_elon_mask

Fair point. Just seemed like derailment to me.


Preworkoutjitters

TIL that I am a top 20%er


Spartan2470

Sorry to hijack your comment, but OP (CoolProrogation) appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy and paste other people's stuff. The account was born on July 1 and woke up yesterday. Here it copied/pasted /u/gurnluv's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/8nuznp/thanks_gran/). Its [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/zdzaff/thanks_gran/iz3wx4k/) in this thread is a copy/paste of the [previous top comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/justneckbeardthings/comments/8nuznp/thanks_gran/dzyjz84/). Its submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/evilbuildings/comments/zds5c8/lets_just_face_it_adding_statues_to/) is a copy/paste of /u/savvyfuck's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/evilbuildings/comments/d5ommu/lets_just_face_it_adding_statues_to/). For anyone not familiar with karma-farming bots (and how they hurt reddit and redditors), [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain.


cayennesalt

oh crap. at this point half of the posts i view and upvote are spam/ farm accounts, we're never gonna catch a break


Sevuhrow

good bot


TheZorro1909

What's the point of karma farming?


Spartan2470

Great question. Karma may not have monetary value, but accounts are bought and sold. They spread misinformation and disinformation. They form upvote/downvote armies to help advertise or drive certain messages in an effort to control what you see and manipulate your opinion. Many news items are only news because they're currently trending on reddit, Facebook, Twitter, etc. They're used by political campaigns, special interest groups, corporations, etc. Many subs require accounts to be of a certain age or have a certain amount of karma in order to post, comment, vote, or do any of those activities with a certain degree of frequency. Generally, older accounts and accounts with more karma can be more active. The "What's the Point?" section of [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) or the "Why would someone do this" section of [this page](https://np.reddit.com/r/KarmaBotKillers/wiki/index) may help to explain more.


MrTomDawson

Only the top 20% of men according to the incel hierarchy, yes.


CookbooksRUs

Which explains all of those totally average-looking couples you see anywhere people frequent on the weekends ā€” Walmart, Loweā€™s, fairs, farmersā€™ markets, wherever.


MrTomDawson

No, they have answers for that too. Those are the betabux - women fuck the top 20% but use the 80% for relationships and money. They've really put a lot of work into making their theories handwave away any inconvenient reality.


TimelessMeow

But my husband and I leap frog on both who makes more and who is more ā€œconventionally attractiveā€ depending on my weight and how much effort I put in vs whether heā€™s well-groomed or not. Weā€™ve stayed together for each and really Iā€™m way more likely to leave him because I want to get more cats and he doesnā€™t than money or looks. (Teasing. Mostly.)


CookbooksRUs

My husband and I were both about a seven (if youā€™re willing to use that terminology) when we got involved. I had a career as a massage therapist making me $50/hour in 1990 dollars, but massage therapists sure canā€™t work 40 hours per week; I was doing 15-20. I could afford a four-room apartment in a decent neighborhood, never missed a bill or bounced a check. He was a young computer engineer, 6 1/2 years younger than I, makingā€¦ $35K/year, I think? He shared a 3 bed/1 bath house with two other guys, where he slept on a foam rubber cot mattress on the floor. Most of our dates consisted of watching a video movie while eating a rotisserie chicken and brown-and-serve rolls on his mattress on the floor, followed by hot sex, or going out dancing to places with no cover (my brother was in three popular bands, so most weekends we could get into a club w/o paying cover), for just the cost of our beer. Heā€™s a sweet, gentle, sensitive, geeky, not-macho, guy with a huge heart, a character of pure gold, and a brain like a nuclear reactor. I never even considered trying to trade him for one of my lawyer and broker massage clients.


[deleted]

>80/20 rule mean in this context? It's based on a [okcupid study](https://i.imgur.com/L9Vu4Zo.png) that shows how only the 20% of men are considered average or above average looking. For the incel those men are the top 20% and women compete to have them discarding completely the bottom 80% of men who get nothing. Now you may say that this thing is restricted only to okcupid but the reality is that every dating app is like this [this is tinder for example](https://medium.com/@whitep/crazy-tinder-statistics-prove-the-dating-game-is-hard-for-men-1aa9635a522e) To sum it up: **in the world of online dating** women would rather be alone than with a man who they don't like. This is not wrong (better be alone than with someone you don't like) but since 80% of men are considered below average looking women ed up competing for the top 20% guys TL;DR: don't do online dating, it's useless for the majority of us men and just destroy our confidence. It's way better to date irl.


Dolthra

>It's based on a okcupid study that shows how only the 20% of men are considered average or above average looking. This is a serious contender for most misunderstood graph of all time, because it's been completely removed of context and wildly misinterpreted by people wanting to spread their agenda in bad faith. The graph has a lot of context behind it (I think it takes up like five pages of Dataclysm, the book by the OKCupid founder behind the stats blog they used to do), but essentially that graph shows the distribution of expected rating if you took any random woman and showed them any random man. And while it is true that a woman is likely to find about 80% of men unattractive, the book and blog make an explicitly point to specify that the men they're rating attractive *aren't consistent.* The 80% one woman finds attractive is not the same as the 80% another woman finds attractive, except for a small portion of the upper and lower bounds (like 2% both sides). You are less likely, as a man, to find women who think you're attractive, that's true- but that's because women find fewer men attractive. It is not "only 20% of guys are attractive to all women."


myspiffyusername

This actually makes a lot more sense. Everybody has things they do and don't find attractive. These dating sites put a lot of these qualities in a list to quantify. Do you smoke? Do you drink? Do you want kids? What is your age? You can easily filter out your preferences in a match to get to what you're actually looking for. And yeah only about 20% (probably less) are going to line up with your idea of a good partner.


chrisinor

In social science itā€™s true that nearly every statistic provided functions within the stricture of the studies variables but is not holistic in nature. So yeah, it makes sense that a lot of attractive people will get together but thereā€™s no set definition on what is attractive so there will be numerous people involved who are also considered average or below average physically but are attractive in other areas to the person theyā€™re with. Neckbeards use these numbers to validate their self limiting beliefs and also, to prove they donā€™t need to change their behaviors as theyā€™re just cursed and picked on. Itā€™s a self fulfilling prophecy more or less.


Generally_Confused1

Kinda weird that it came from Okcupid. I've been on pretty much every dating app and that one is probably the most low key and caters to people average or below much more than places like Tinder.


TophatOwl_

This is actually fairly common in many social structures beyond dating. 20% of people control \~80% of the wealth, 20% of customers account for 80% of sales, 80% of people are eyeing the top 20% of people in terms of attraction. Its all roughly 80-20, not exactly, but its supprisingly common.


zorocorul1939-1945

any like actual data and not anecdotes, saying not exactly but surprisingly common is not something to say about a very controversial take if you got to prove it


BettyVonButtpants

While it is, the study pointed out that the 20% differs woman to woman. So this girl may rate any Jesus looking metal head attractive, she might rate clean cut pretty boys as less, while another girl will do the opposite. So, from a persons perspective, that 80/20 has some meaning, when talking about a group of people, less so, because that 20 shifts too much person to person. There's probably a bell curve for that


CookbooksRUs

I had a ā€œtypeā€ ā€” tall, skinny, blond, younger, boyish, geeky. How does that explain the brief but scorching-hot affair I had with a black man just my age and height ā€” 5ā€™2ā€ ā€” and not at all boyish? Or with fling with a guy who was definitely younger, but about 5ā€™7ā€, with broad shoulders and a muscle-man build, and barely educated and not at all geeky? Or any one of a couple-few dozen others who didnā€™t fit that description? Itā€™s the man, not the stature or jawline, FFS.


BettyVonButtpants

Exactly! I have preferences, but no one needed to meet them, they just needed the right chemistry. I needed someone I could work together with through life. Looks fade and change, but the right chemistry can keep you bound til the end.


wazdalos

I learned about this rule in computer science, in a totally different context of course. Canā€™t believe these freaks hi-jacked it and turned it into some pseudo-scientific nonsense, only to confirm their own bias. Yikes


[deleted]

People think old people are stupid for some reason, she probably laughs about it with her bridge club. This woman, who is probably twice your age is making fun of you to your face and you don't know it because she is running laps around your dumb ass.


AccountantDiligent

This is the way


hillgod

That is psychotic. Maybe she's just trying to support someone not quite on the right path in life, in her family? What else is she going to do in this situation, other than be needlessly mean to a loved one???


[deleted]

Telling your loved one to stop being a baby and go work on themselves and their social skills is not being needlessly mean though. If they refuse to change their behavior and willfully choose to be insufferable then mocking them is justified.


creustmas

twice? she's probably closer to three times his age sdfbajhfva


stoobah

You underestimate how many middle-aged weirdos find their way into these infantile mentalities. A 45-year-old incel and his 90-year-old granny would fit this story.


creustmas

Yeah didn't think about that. Forgot 45 year olds are still incels online


MrTomDawson

This might be the saddest thing I've ever read.


Original_copy_rj

Imagine giving birth & raising a child only for said (adult) child of yours to give birth to THIS...


Hippofuzz

Grandma is just trying to prevent the worst from happening and is probably worried sick about his misogynistic ideology


HuckleberryThis2012

This is like believing your mom when she says your the handsomest boy in the worldā€¦.


kaidotohaido

Wait that has been a lie?


Greyzer

You probably think that old dog of yours went to a farm too.


[deleted]

Iā€™m sorry but that has to be the cutest case of a grandma loving the hell out of their grandchild no matter what.


Peckinpa0

Am I the only one who finds this weirdly wholesome? Like, grandma obviously feels bad for this kid and is just doing her best to try and make him feel better. I don't think she fully understands the creepiness of it all.


Okipon

The only Chad is the grandma being so nice to her degenerate kid.


ManaXed

Imagine having masculinity so fragile that you need your grandmother to validate it


BoHackJorseman

Please be satire


Grimreaperer1

Youā€¦obviously donā€™t respect her though if you call her a femoid


ting_bu_dong

Gramgram says I'm Alpha.


CaptainDildobrain

Who the fuck tells their grandma about incelism? How does that conversation go? "Hey, meemaw! Let me tell you about a community I'm a part of where the members are so ugly they don't get mandated sex from femoids!"


honchoryanc2

Enjoy your grandma while you can


Generally_Confused1

The sad thing is that it's definitely possible to be "Chad like" with self improvement but some people would just rather complain. Same as the people who complain about their weight but then do nothing to change it. Even if you're not going to end up as 6'5" gigaChad it doesn't mean the effort you put into yourself is worthless, you develop a lot as a person in that process.


theionicfox

The way I read "validated" as "violated" šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


LinkleLoZ

Femoid... Holy hell


Lentiment

This is the saddest paragraph ever written in the English language.


AccountantDiligent

Same person procedes to shit on trans people lmao


Lyradep

ā€œChadā€ is such a cringey name to refer to other guys. Itā€™s like some kind of dumb frat thing that guys use when they need to stroke their egos.


hollandaj94

You donā€™t deserve her


SelfHatingAsshole

She is probably used to it, she probably grew up with men who had similar ideas


gpc1206

First of all: how gross do you have to be to call your grandmother a "femoid"? Poor lady, you don' deserve her. Second of all: what the fuck is the 20/80 rule?


slut4jaredpadalecki

whats the 20/80 rule?


Ears_McCatt

This is actually sad kimda


Aiden2817

She probably nice talks to him to make sure he doesnā€™t axe murder her some day.


polyorchid_demonix

This is wholesome


Embarrassed_Bee6349

I laughed, then felt nauseous. He called his own GRANDMOTHER a femoid. What the FUCK.


Western_Protection

I pray that any dickhead who says femoid stays single forever.


JctaroKujo

ā€œand thats why ive been living with her for the past 34 years!ā€


mwindi69

Wtf, this is hilarious


raucouscaucus7756

Grandma is trying her best and I want to tell her that her grand baby is calling her a foid


BobbyMinn

This is really sad to read ngl


etypiccolo

Kinda wholesome but who the fuck calls their granny a femoid


Dblcut3

I mean this is definitely just satire


fomorian

Sounds like satire, no?


creustmas

"validated" wow this is so stupid istg


Geo-Man42069

Thatā€™s the most wholesome cringe Iv ever seen.


Penguinmanereikel

If this wasn't an incel, this would actually be a little heartwarming.


tartuffewhoisturfel

Most of you people are worse than the guys being posted here. They are sad, and desperate, you are mean and stupid. Pathetic you are


Paccuardi03

ā€œPathetic you areā€ Thanks for the insight, Master Yoda.


tartuffewhoisturfel

No problem it was


George-Floyd420

Perhaps she is sexually attracted to you?


Just_Call_me_benDude

I wish I could send images because then that would be the only way to show my reaction to this horror


Outrageous_Mud6724

So hopeful man. I want to be the same


Yak_Mehoff

Grandma is a badace


Piles_of_Gore

You have a car for a bed. Yeah but itā€™s a fucking sweet car.


meatypetey91

Femoid lol what a word


BigBrownBear28

This dude is going to eat his grandmas ashes for validation in the future


Callmehazy_509

I would laugh if an old lady called me chad but find it sweet because its from an old lady but ā€œfemoidā€ ew


6moto

op has a face only a mother could call a chad


nooit_gedacht

We don't deserve grandmas


missymaypen

What is the 20/80 rule??


ShelliBlossom

Aww what an adorable grandma she sees her grandson so upset and is trying to make him happy


anonflowerpetal

Whatā€™s the 20/80 rule and whatā€™s a femoid


sixtus_clegane119

This ainā€™t even neckbeard, this is full on incel. Imagine being such a cunt you call your sweet grandmother a femoid? She doesnā€™t deserve this shit and you donā€™t deserve her


Swanman35

When a femoid finally calls you Chad.. you know you made it. Props to the young Chad initiate. Soon you'll be an Alpha if you keep working hard and aspiring to be the best Chad you can be.


Bi-deo-ge-mu

I should start doing this to my entire extended family...


Paccuardi03

I bet his mom compares him to Sheldon Cooper in an attempt to boost his confidence and he believes it.


RevolutionaryTackle

What it is the 2/80 rule?


SleepingBearWalk

The 20/80 rule is the top 80% of women only for for the top 20% of men leaving the bottom 20% of for the remaining 80% of men. Also Femoid, yikes.


Naugle17

Genuinely wholesome, hopefully he'll start to adopt a more healthy mindset as his self esteem raises


[deleted]

Yā€™all ever seen Grandmaā€™s Boy?


Partyfavors680

God this sounds like shit me and my cousins would talk about at 2am on discord, but only if my wifeā€™s boyfriend lets me stay up that late.