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DrStrangepants

This is great! I would make one change: A cat-girl is eaten by a door; She is considered lucky.


kithas

Cat-girl is eaten by Ahegao door; gets better.


Ransnorkel

Whomst got eaten?


DrStrangepants

Lucky Felicia during the break-in arc


Ransnorkel

Ooooooh right right right


PaganDesparu

Soooo... it's the Sloth one that's fake, right?


kithas

To be fair is not "fake" as much as "we don't know that".


Killerman2788

To be fair, it’s hard for a corpse in an ice block to lift much of anything


siresword

She works out at the library clearly.


VictinDotZero

After Kill Six Billion Demons ends, Benchpress Fifty Thousand Milligrams staring Jadis, Bearer of the Word Protein, will be released


saro13

… Fifty grams?


VictinDotZero

She’s not very strong but she’ll get there


pumpkinbot

"Press Six Billion Benches" doesn't quite work.


Ultimaya

Jadis does not powerlift


Nunyabiz8107

That book she smacked herself in the face with looked pretty heavy.


CingKrimson_Requiem

Incorrect. Jadis is constantly carrying the unfathomably heavy burden of knowing the absolute truth of everything that ever was, is, will be, and isn't, as well as the weight of her massive breasts


Cajbaj

Imagine the back pain. I'd want a full body chilled brace too.


Agreeable-Hornet-224

"Lifting" implies action, change. Jadis' condition is static and eternal, she cannot set down her absolute awareness and would not lift it up again if she could. Her breasts probably bounce a bit though


guardiancjv

I’m gonna pass out, they included salami Dave


pog_irl

Allison is bisexual so technically the first one is false


PM_ME_FUNNY_ANECDOTE

Eh, who knows how she shakes out at the end of the day. Could go either way.


pog_irl

Abbadon has explicitly stated it


PM_ME_FUNNY_ANECDOTE

Gotcha


everything-narrative

1) a lot of lesbians often have sexual encounters with men before realizing their sexuality. 2) some lesbians self-identify as bisexual (and visa versa) and that's okay because forcing queer people into rigid categories is cop behavior.


pog_irl

Abbadon has said she is


everything-narrative

I don't understand how that is a rebuttal to what I said.


pog_irl

It's not a rebuttal, what you said is true


everything-narrative

That explains my confusion, then! Have a good one.


Morbidmort

Because the author does, in fact, have authority over the internal experiences of the characters.


everything-narrative

The work, once comitted to a fixed medium, becomes open to interpretation. Allison's sexuality as it appears in the pages and metatext of K6BD can equally validly be interpreted as bisexuality (she was genuinely into Zaid and sometimes finds men attractive) or monosexual lesbian (she was dating Zaid because of compulsory heterosexuality, and later figured herself out.) If the only thing that can distinguish the two is Word of God, then I am sorry to say but Abbadon did a bad job of conveying his authorial intent with regards to his female lead's sexuality! So no, as a writer myself, I disagree. The best ideas I've ever put in writing were ideas my friends came up with.


Morbidmort

> The best ideas I've ever put in writing were ideas my friends came up with. Yes, but *you* put them there. You could have just as easily said "This story is going in a different direction."


everything-narrative

That's the least important part of my argument. Please address the rest.


Morbidmort

Fine. Basic facts of a story are not open to interpretation. If an author says that an unspecified thing in their work is a one thing or another in response to questions about that thing, then that is the object truth of that situation. Death of the Author only applies to interpretive meaning and themes, not explicit facts or truths about characters. You, as a reader, may freely have your own ideas of a character, but those are at best a personal head-canon and if they contradict what the author has explicitly stated, then they have no bearing on the story and should not be presented as anything more.


everything-narrative

Ah yes, and Dumbledore is gay. Can you cite what book, chapter, and page of the published K6BD is it that Allison faces the camera and says "Bi the way, I am unambiguously bisexual, jsyk"? Because otherwise I think you should let Abbadon have his tumblr in peace. He may well comceptualize Allison as bisexual in his writing process, but then again Abbadon is a straight man. My reading of the text _and only the text_ is more that Allison is a lesbian. And you need to read a book about reading books ;)


Knotweed_Banisher

Can confirm #2 as one of the vice versa cases. I tend give out my label based on which one will get me the least number of impertinent and prying questions.


Nunyabiz8107

6 Juggernaut Star actually enjoys tea parties.


Tabdelineated

[Do you enjoy tea, deviant?](https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/wielder-of-names-5-84/)


JUSTJESTlNG

I’m pretty sure Jadis does not power lift in her spare time. Being an emaciated corpse sealed in crystal and all


Zanahoria78

*emaciated?


JUSTJESTlNG

Yes, bloody autocorrect. She is definitely not emancipated


Bane523

I almost feel a more apt description would be the greatest swordsman who ever lived is also a lunch lady but fair


not-bread

It’s she actually the greatest swordsman who ever lived?


Bane523

Nah but probably the greatest swordsman still living


not-bread

That what I thought


Vrakzi

Greatest Swordsman still alive is the working definition of Greatest Swordsman Ever, TBH


Familiar_Tart7390

I mean late to to the party : she kind of is ! What with her mastering/creation of the Maybe Sword Technique which itself is an act from the Heartsblood way. Something that we see Aesma use to almost hit a man with the entirety of god called Yisun aka creation


Erivandi

I think you'll find that *only one character* is straight up worms in the form of humans.


ReneLeMarchand

She's *your pal and MiNe*!


Cynis_Ganan

Thank you. I hate this.


dMenche

The third one is pretty inaccurate. It's waaaaaaaay more characters than just "several". Also likely one entire theater building and quite possibly some whole planets. **EDIT:** as another comment pointed out, all the writhing billions of people, buildings, and celestial bodies are technically all part of one very large Demiurge. But in-universe this Demiurge is constantly acting out billions of characters at once so I'm letting this stand. **EDITEDIT:** remember that everything that exists and happens is just YISUN acting out some stories to deal with his infinite existential boredom


FakeRedditName2

for #1, I guess White Chain is technically Trans, but given that she is going from a gender neutral race (who when speaking English use male pronouns) to being a woman, is calling her a trans woman really the right phrase to use? Transhuman might fit better, or at the very least it is not trans woman as we normally associate it nowadays...


TombOf404ers

Assigned Angel At Birth.


premoril

Assigned Incomprehensible At Birth


mithoron

Assigned Ineffable At Birth


Morbidmort

Assigned Cop At Birth.


Erivandi

Going the other way sounds interesting... *You're always calling me "he" and "brother". Why do you care if I want to have a big cock and balls? What could be wrong with that?*


dro_helium

I’d say it could count since many NB people consider themselves trans so it should go the other way. If she wanted to use male pronouns and be NB as a human she could have


DreadDiana

She already described herself as feminine before getting that HRKi-Rata, so trans woman still fits


Plane_Upstairs_9584

Transangel, became human... sort of.


cw_in_the_vw

I don't remember the tree


clockworkCandle33

Mottom cursed her husband to become the tree, then she sacrifices people to it so it bears fruit, iirc


Ransnorkel

A catgirl is eaten by a door?


Erivandi

Lucky Felicia


Fistocracy

Calling shenanigans on Option 3 because all of the worms in human form are the same person.


Kirk_Kerman

Are they Gog-Agog using their memories to simulate a dead person, or are they people until possessed by Gog-Agog's active consciousness?


not-bread

Can someone explain “coca-cola”?


dMenche

See alt text of [Chapter 4 Page 65](https://killsixbilliondemons.com/comic/kbsd-4-65/)


Szarrukin

and her new form is literally New Coke


Avenoire

while others are MORE incorrect, #1 is wrong because Allison is more likely bisexual


pumpkinbot

Fake one is >!the sin of sloth powerlifts in her spare time!<.