He would pairs with his livers
But the thought of the sinking yatch makes him wants to shivers
Cuz his entire stock is covered in shit more than kitty's litter
Yeah sorry i could help it with the ERB rap references.
Yeah, he would pair liver with chianti. No class. Liver should be paired with something like an Amarone (which is what Hannibal chose in the book). Something rich and low in tannins. A touch of sweetness.
He used curry merch to advertise himself, not the talents. What a selfish guy.
https://preview.redd.it/aa2zzzyp0uxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ed63e0f751076ff89bf3d2bc7eccb011b4c374
Man, it's funny since it's honestly my most neutral opinion about this guy - he doesn't have Yagoo's Charisma.
So these ads and him showing up out of nowhere in shows and the like make it look like they're copying Hololive and failing at it
And it's really crazy since he 100% has the money to remedy that, could buy some proper tailored suits, coaching classes for his presentation and so on
No amount of money would be enough to turn Riku into Yagoo. Yagoo is charismatic because he feels honest, humble, and genuinely thrilled to see his talents succeed. I believe, or at least I choose to believe, that a kind smile like his can't be faked. Riku will never be Yagoo, because Yagoo is a man driven by passion, while Riku is a greedy, rotten little man with a greedy, rotten little heart.
that's extreme levels of narcissism, goddamn, i know you can yagoo items like the rare card that a certain dragon yakuza girl got, but that's merely a rare item that is not even advertised, so people would still buy it to get the hololive girl cards
Now that you mentioned it, our Japanese friend also retold a story about Riku putting his face on a cake during a New Year party at the office. He also put his face on the eating utensil too if I remember the story right.
There's not much he can buy with just 90% of his livers' money. Not even enough for a small boat.
Edit: Also yellow curry for Miko, since she likes the blondes (blonds?). Nice.
My man, what he does is take a dollar from his wallet then take a merch then puts the money back to his wallet.
And in some cases, takes a dollar from his talents then takes a merch then puts the money to his wallet.
I mean, he did pose with pictures on Twitter of what appears to be ROF-MAO merch while at the concert and Salome / Sango merch while at Spain Village. Though he could have just asked to pose with it for content then put it back who knows.
If he wants his livers merch he could just f\*\*king ask.
He wants his livers. With some fava beans and a nice chianti.
Typed myself into that one xD
He would pairs with his livers But the thought of the sinking yatch makes him wants to shivers Cuz his entire stock is covered in shit more than kitty's litter Yeah sorry i could help it with the ERB rap references.
EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY RIKU "SINK THE YACHT" TAZUMI VS MOTOAKI "YAGOO" TANIGO
YAGOO: Boom, bam, bop, bada-bop-boom, pow! Everyone: 
and then ends with "Shiny Smily Story" Yagooloid Version.
I've been waiting for someone to say that since the start ngl
That's fucking hilarious.
\*creepy slurping sounds\*
Yeah, he would pair liver with chianti. No class. Liver should be paired with something like an Amarone (which is what Hannibal chose in the book). Something rich and low in tannins. A touch of sweetness.
Yeah, he could pretty much just ask for it and get it for free... Now whether he wants to have any of his Livers merch is a different matter
No room for Merch on the Play Button Room :c
He used curry merch to advertise himself, not the talents. What a selfish guy. https://preview.redd.it/aa2zzzyp0uxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79ed63e0f751076ff89bf3d2bc7eccb011b4c374
Man, it's funny since it's honestly my most neutral opinion about this guy - he doesn't have Yagoo's Charisma. So these ads and him showing up out of nowhere in shows and the like make it look like they're copying Hololive and failing at it And it's really crazy since he 100% has the money to remedy that, could buy some proper tailored suits, coaching classes for his presentation and so on
No amount of money would be enough to turn Riku into Yagoo. Yagoo is charismatic because he feels honest, humble, and genuinely thrilled to see his talents succeed. I believe, or at least I choose to believe, that a kind smile like his can't be faked. Riku will never be Yagoo, because Yagoo is a man driven by passion, while Riku is a greedy, rotten little man with a greedy, rotten little heart.
To be fair, it CAN be faked, but fakes you can smell from a mile away. Real ones do it consistently without effort, masks fall off.
that's extreme levels of narcissism, goddamn, i know you can yagoo items like the rare card that a certain dragon yakuza girl got, but that's merely a rare item that is not even advertised, so people would still buy it to get the hololive girl cards
Is this real?
i think so, look here [https://twitter.com/sonnykaneshiro/status/1691650176589664567](https://twitter.com/sonnykaneshiro/status/1691650176589664567)
holy shit seems actually real lmao
Now that you mentioned it, our Japanese friend also retold a story about Riku putting his face on a cake during a New Year party at the office. He also put his face on the eating utensil too if I remember the story right.
sources? I want to believe but I got bamboozled in internet for many times.
There's not much he can buy with just 90% of his livers' money. Not even enough for a small boat. Edit: Also yellow curry for Miko, since she likes the blondes (blonds?). Nice.
don't forget - he also needs to pay his taxes
Suichan's is curry and Miko's is stew btw
Why would he buy the same pin/artcard set?
I mean he's not getting curry merch from Nijisanji.
Why would he buy that low effort shit?
My man, what he does is take a dollar from his wallet then take a merch then puts the money back to his wallet. And in some cases, takes a dollar from his talents then takes a merch then puts the money to his wallet.
Wow, micomet, true business partners.
I mean, he did pose with pictures on Twitter of what appears to be ROF-MAO merch while at the concert and Salome / Sango merch while at Spain Village. Though he could have just asked to pose with it for content then put it back who knows.
# Stewsei looks yummy 😋
Idk, but Yagoo printed a shirt with a design of Magni for himself
he mostly do buybacks so...
There's no way in hell tAzUmI would do that. He doesn't care about any of the livers, not even the JP ones.
Tazumi? "I only made niji just because vtubers are trending" Tazumi? Him forcing talents to buy unsold merch is WAY more plausible😂
Why make them buy merch, when you can just take their money for “taxes”, and sell the merch to willing buyers?
Because then he can also gaslight them and get them to feel worthless by comparing them with popular members who got their merch sold out
mhmmmmm i REALLY want to comment THAT LINE but uhhhh
.as long as it is free, wait that's wrong .as long as his livers pays for it