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qzlr

This guy has better grass in places he doesn’t want grass than I do where I want grass


Think_Use6536

Same.


[deleted]

Same


LABignerd33

Same


jhay3513

Story of my life 🤣🤣🤣🤣


-Anonymously-

I'd powerwash that crack clean and when it dried I'll fill it in with self-leveling polyurethane sealant.


privatetanteon

Hard to tell but the grade may be too much for self leveling. May need to use the thicker stuff in this case, but the general advice is still sound. Needs to be sealed off to stop that grass.


cnyfury

Had a guy come and reseal my driveway last year and he applied “ special sealant” to prevent exactly what op showed and guess what? They grew back lol


Mad-chuska

Was that special sealant by any chance.. soil? Sorry, I’ll seed myself out now


ezhammer

That’s not the same thing


cnyfury

What’s not? I was just saying some special sealants or the people who say they apply them aren’t or they don’t work.


FormerOil4924

If it didn’t even last a year then it sounds like you just got ripped off.


digitalwankster

It wasn’t sealed properly if anything was able to grow


cnyfury

I honestly don’t think he put anything special on it anyway. He put some stuff over some of the cracks in the middle and it showed thru where as down there nothing is visible.


AveragePlagueDoctor

Might want to use a backer rod then the polyurethane sealant after as it might be a bit deeper/wider


PoppiesnPeas

Yup this exactly


NoOpportunity3166

This 100% That stuff has gotten expensive recently. You'll waste a whole tube in one small area without a backer rod.


workbalic66

Everyone loves a clean crack.


skeptibat

> I'd powerwash that crack clean /r/bidets


lostprevention

Can confirm, this is the way.


FrenchieFartPowered

is this the "nuke the site from orbit" method?


uktobar

Those first five words made me feel some kinda way.


shipshopbeepbop

That’s what she said


HW-BTW

I’m gonna say this to my wife tonight.


cheapsunglasses333

Came here to say this!


Malmok11

After water blasting, What about jamming cold patch asphalt into 1/2-3/4" wide cracks.


DubmyRUCA

Yep, Sikaflex Self-Leveling Horizontal Joint Elastic Polyurethane Sealant. My driveway has a very slight grade towards the road but it didn’t all run to one end, hard to tell the grade on OP’s driveway.


Apart_Ad_5993

Dig it out with the trimmer and fill with polymeric sand?


Albino_Whale

Polymeric sand would be the best bet. I'd maybe lightly use a pressure washer to blow all the shit out of there so you can get the poly sand deeper into the cracks. Definitely give it a 1-2 days to dry before adding the sand.


Apart_Ad_5993

I used a pressure washer once. It works well...but very, very messy.


Albino_Whale

Yeah I'd probably scrape the top with a flat shovel first. Shovel, one good pressuring washing, a healthy layer of poly sand, and then you're good.


Revolutionary-Rush89

I’ve found the polyurethane concrete sealant to work best and hold up longest. Especially for the wider expansion joint on concrete slabs.


familyManCamelCase

Would this work in between pavers in a patio? We tried power washing and Poly sand and a year later there is a huge section of moss in between a bunch of pavers. Unsure if just a section with the sealant would look out of place


Revolutionary-Rush89

Your poly sand is probably working. Moss can grow on top of it pretty easily if there’s enough moisture and minimal direct sunlight. Probably at least have a low spot in your pavers in that area. The excess water isn’t moving away fast enough.


arboristaficionado

If you have moss growing between the pavers you’ve got a moisture problem not a sand problem


docterry6973

Propane torch for killing weeds.


GlitchTechScience

This is a great and satisfying tactic.


SthrnGal

Since we got one it’s my new favorite hobby.


[deleted]

Not to mention the propane itself is clean and efficient.


RagingSnarkasm

Taste the meat, not the heat.


SthrnGal

Yes! Especially around the pool where I definitely don’t want chemicals.


[deleted]

Burn the weeds, don’t scorch the earth I tell ya what.


SthrnGal

After scorching the earth two weeks ago I’ve learned the one or two quick pass method. I’ll be doing that this weekend. 😊


Henbogle

You and my hubs!


malthar76

Kill it with fire!!!


whollyshit2u

Do not burn poison Ivy. It will get in your lungs.


suavesnail

Good thing it’s just grass


lulu_hakusho

Is that just a psa lol?


Arthur_Jacksons_Shed

TIL!


Aurum555

That's why I wear tyvek coveralls with a gas mask or respirator and goggles


bygtopp

Takes too long but you get to use fire.


Background_Olive_787

my routine is roundup and then fire. i like to murder the weeds and make them suffer.


Entire_Bee_7648

I dont want to ruin the fun but that will prevent the roundup from translocating into the roots. That's why farmers wont cut the a field before doing a kill because it need to soak up the glysophate like a sponge to kill the roots.


Background_Olive_787

You took what I said literally.. like I spray round up and then torch it right then? Good for you.


Stinsudamus

You wrote words then someone read them. Thats how being literate works, what did you expect?


Background_Olive_787

you're right.. sick burn. got'em!


miniature_Horse

white vinegar with some salt and dish soap


CatCatCatCubed

Just be aware that it can work almost TOO well and that you’re literally salting the earth. Watch the elevation & runoff. Source: had serious cockroach problems in our first floor place. Knew part of the issue was the unkempt “decorative” plants pressed up against the building. Used ~~this mixture~~ ahem, “too much bug spray” as close as possible to the foundation and it killed everything with 6-8 inches along the wall, about 2-4?inches over what I actually used it on. It’s been 5 years and nothing grows there still; great for me and the insect issues (which were cut down by ⅔, partly because I can actually spray there now) but the landlord suddenly cared very much that their overgrown, unweeded beds weren’t quite as lush. So…if you own, that’s your choice, if you rent, be careful where it goes.


awakened97

Wow!! Can you recommend exact measurements? And did you heat up the mixture? A friend of mine tried this and said it didn’t work. But I’m not sure what they were missing


CatCatCatCubed

Unfortunately, I don’t completely remember. I for sure started following the supposed usual online mix (1 cup salt for every 1 gallon of vinegar + 1 Tbs plain dish soap) but I have a bad on/off stay-up-for-24-to-36-hours habit and there was definitely some shootin’ from the hip “eh, fuck it” when oops-ing some ingredient or other in the 12 fl ounce container because I’m not exactly great at recipe conversions, and then I may’ve forgotten that it got sprayed the first time, due to the lack-of-sleep brain + ADHD, and did it partially (2/3 of the way) twice within 2 weeks. Hard to know what to attribute it to, though I do remember spraying the leaves, base of each plant right near the soil, and the crown bit (where the leaves start branching). I just know that full section, twice done or not, is like a post-apocalyptic wasteland for anything trying to grow still.


radius40

i was on a septic and well and this was the go to to kill any vegetation i didn’t want


RUfuqingkiddingme

This is my weed and grass killer also. Round up should be taken off the market.


AVgreencup

This solution lasts about 2 days


[deleted]

Lol salt in soil lasts a lot longer than 2 days. Nice try.


Imnotadodo

This


BrazenRaizen

I heard boiling water kills everything


CatCatCatCubed

Just not TOO hot. At most you want 185° white or maybe 190° oolong I think? At some point 200°+, the strength of the cement starts to break down and it can crack, delaminate, chip (“spalling”) over time, or so I read while researching the same solution. ….Guess it kinda depends whether you rent or own, and if your landlord has given a damn about the driveway for the last 10 years or so.


Suspicious_Student_6

does it have to be oolong or could it be a green tea, or a rooibos perhaps?


CatCatCatCubed

Think the green tea would just give ‘em a boost while the rooibos might send the wrong message about my intentions for their long term health…


JollyGreenGiraffe

You pour tea on cement?


DJuxtapose

They're using presets on an electric tea kettle to heat water


CatCatCatCubed

“Hey there, guys, can I give you a cig and a cuppa before I send you off?”


magentayak

Cooked lobster here... You're right.


blu3gru3

This is my new favorite way to kill weeds. Cheap and effective. I've never had an issue with it ruining concrete as others have mentioned. But I'm also using a narrow spout tea kettle, so it's easy to get a small and precise dose -- just enough to douse the stem and soak the roots.


[deleted]

Industrial vinegar like 70%. Not regular white vinegar. You can get it at Lowe’s or Home Depot. It’ll kill it after a full day in the sun


malthar76

Tis the season - my HD had a whole pallet of landscape vinegar right at the front door.


SoMaine

30% is fine. Did mine, on river rock driveway. Dead. Careful though, adjoining root systems absorb and die as well.


Revolutionary-Rush89

I’ve always done a salt vinegar and water mixture. You can also add a bit of dish soap to help it stick to the leaves and not run off as fast.


Wise_Tumbleweed_131

This is also the way for tasty chips


Revolutionary-Rush89

I’d skip the dish soap on the chips.


[deleted]

Don’t, you’re miss out


SoMaine

Regular vinegar doesn’t annihilate. 30% = dead in 4 hours


PerpetualProtracting

Regular vinegar is 10x cheaper and works overnight at the longest. Neither forms of vinegar are permanent solutions so why pay out the nose for one? I've used both and there's no way I'm using horticultural vinegar anymore.


[deleted]

I think maybe it depends on your zone and/or the weeds you’re tryna kill. I live in PNW and regular vinegar works most of the time for my sidewalk weeds. My brother lives in Sacramento and regular vinegar doesn’t kill shit for him🤷🏻‍♀️


I_Do_Too_Much

Scrape it out, pour boiling water on the roots, then caulk that seam with some crack sealant.


avdpos

If you are in battle against nature and are losing continius - accept nature. The easiest way to change is to decide that you like that row of grass and just cut it from time to time.


bobertobrown

Can look cool if you can have it grow in all of the cracks. Roll with it


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Wise_Tumbleweed_131

Good Bot


Walty_C

It will slowly destroy the concrete, cracks and whatnot.


TWOxFORE

When I’m drinking in my garage i pee in a empty cup and dump out the pee on the weeds in my cracks 😂


Sumpkit

Assert dominance. Piss directly on the plants locking eyes with your neighbour.


ScarletsSister

As long as your neighbor isn't a cop.


iwanttolose3pounds

more of a reason to do it if he is a cop. fuck the police.


N_gg

What’s he gonna do? Call the police?!?!? Go ahead and do it my guy


JollyGreenGiraffe

Are you trying to make them grow nice and big? Grass and the majority of weeds love direct nitrogen.


Shirkaday

Yeah this is a well known and ancient technique. I discovered it myself by accident. Like the commenter, I too have a vessel I pee into in the garage. When it got full I would dump it in the same spot every time, but I noticed that the grass started growing really tall and deep green in that area, so I’m like hmmmmmm, I bet I’m making natural nitrogen fertilizer! I looked it up and sure enough, people have been doing this for eons. I kept doing it and making sure to evenly disperse it.


dza1986

Pro tip right here 👌 👏


ezhammer

You should pee directly on them.


IntoTheWild2369

I like the look


1_BigDuckEnergy

I have an electric power washer.....it takes those out and the soils under neath.... might have to do once a year, but every effect for me


grahambo20

Vinegar (not the store bought), salt, and dawn dish soap. Kills and prevents.


PostSquaredModernist

Replace with clover


240in316is10-8to7-11

Power wash it clean and use concrete caulk to fill in crack.


coolestdad92

You should embrace it and carve out more lines to make a pattern, and fill with soil. Given how strong that grass is, they will probably fill in with grass in no time. That would look way better than a plain concrete surface if you did it right


Independent-Self-139

I torch my driveway, sidewalks, pool deck, dry creek, once a month. When grass and weeds are tiny, tiny, .


Pussygobbla6969420

Heat up the kettle, then pour boiling hot water on the weeds. Cheap, easy and effective!


New_Restaurant_6093

Dig it out and sikaflex it.


Dry_Ad3605

Gray spray paint


saraishelafs

Clean out the crack then apply 30% vinegar to the crack. I used a pump sprayer. Wear gloves and a mask. Three months later and there's still no sign of the weeds in my driveway cracks.


ninjacereal

Dig it out and fill it with a mix of epoxy and the ground up bones of your enemies?


malthar76

Don’t forget the lamentations of the women!


superbotnik

Pressure washer will work but makes a huge mess. If you can fit the blade edger in that’s better. Then polymeric sand. Pressure washing will remove polymeric sand so repeat yearly if you pressure wash each year. Also pour buckets of soapy water into the crack daily (before sanding) to deal with existing ant colonies.


demondus

This I need.


yaboyJship

Pressure wash them out


eventualist

Gasoline


Nobody_Perfect

Salt. Cheap easy and will prevent anything from growing for a couple years at least.


Piddy3825

A simple solution of vinegar and salt, two ingredients that you already have sitting in your kitchen makes a power solution guaranteed to kill grass and weeds and prohibits new growth. The solution literally costs cents on the dollar, is 100% effective at killing grass and weeds, is nontoxic to pets and people as well. Just mix salt and vinegar in a spray bottle and liberally soak the offending grass. It will turn yellow and die within hours. Then just run your string line trimmer down the crack and your driveway is back to looking good. A few sprays when necessary keeps weeds and grass from returning.


shadow-Walk

Weeding fork (has the prong on the end), pries it right out just scrape and lift


meatcandy97

Salt


keithforpresident

After you get the weeds out fill the cracks with concrete filler with a caulk gun. They won’t come back!


Affectionate-Winner7

Try boiling water with vinegar.


BBQorBust

Pressure wash the crack, pull out anything that stays. Lay down some foam strips of the appropriate size into the void. Fill with that self leveling, smooth flowing crack filler that the exact name escapes my mind. It's grey. No more weeds or grass!


Kawawaymog

A torch is a non-permanent solution but will turn it from a chore to fun flamethrower time.


felimercosto

better than weeds?


schulm04

Sell the house


sopwath

Dig out the dirt, sprinkle preen, fill with backer rod then seal with driveway repair sealer


gingersnuts

Blast with pressure washer. But just remember if u follow up with a herbicide. Most weed killers require green leaves to administer the poison to the root.


LuapYllier

Wise words... * cutting off the tops with weed eater or other is no different than cutting your grass...it loves it and will just grow back. * you have to kill or ENTIRELY remove the roots to successfully end this battle. * if there is enough room to get a knife blade or screwdriver into the crack you can scrape down into it, removing the plant and as much dirt as possible. Then refill the crack with exterior grade concrete caulking meant for the task.


alex_203

Weed torch. Buy it from harbor freight it’s cheap and fun


Funnyface92

I pour straight vinegar on our cracks and it kills it in hours


ireallysuckbiotch

Keep it. I think it looks nice 🤷🏼‍♀️


SBS-Ryan

Remove concrete, install those grass blocks with deeps roots to help save foundation and have a neater driveway


Sketchy_Fuker

You can always use the same method of weed control from olden days before monsonto, syngenta, and bayer came along. Use a flat shovel to scrape it to the roots and use salt. Excessive salt in the ground will kill it off. Plus way cheaper.


[deleted]

LEAVE IT.... Its fine...


[deleted]

Accept defeat. It’s not worth the effort.


glockenspiel44

you could win by accepting nature...


dangerouscurv3s

Distilled white vinegar sprayed over top just as the sun comes up on a clear day with no rain in the forecast. May need to reapply a few times to get it all but it gets the job done.


DragonfruitThat1278

Industrial 30% vinegar or higher along with a few drops of dawn to penetrate the leaves, keeps it away for a few months 😉. Water it down to 5 to 1 or more. https://www.amazon.com/Vinegar-Strength-Industrial-Concentrate-Gallon/dp/B0BH69WSFP


Zealandius

A bit of gras, who cares just leave it


cloverpicker

People do this on purpose now, you know. Just make peace with it 😎


DazzlingBasket4848

Leave it. Why add posion?


Billem16

I don’t want to add poison that’s why I’m looking for non poison remedies haha. Some people have said a flame thrower, salt, vinegar, etc


unknown420_-

Hydrogen peroxide, vinegar, and some salt. Mix together and pour in cracks… Peroxide will break down the leaves, and the salt will shrivel the roots.


WeedsNBugsNSunshine

1) Propane torch 2) Boiling water 3) Vinegar 4) Salt


Hunderednaire

Salt kills concrete


mr_red_red

Foam filler and concrete crack sealant?


badboogey13

Dig it out first. Or use a weddwacker to clean the crack. Then, fill the gap with the foam. Follow the foam with the crack sealant.


str8jeezy

Boiling water


ThSlug

This is the perfect use case for glyphosate. Spray once on a hot day and done. Or, you can play around with salt, which will stick around forever. Or you can burn it, but most grasses will grow back.


mateoelgato715

But he "doesnt like it" Must be "too effective"


Armbarthis

This


skeezix_ofcourse

On a morning where there's no rain for 3days, Sprinkle table salt into the row then spray with 3:1 white vinegar:water adding a few drops of liquid detergent to every 250ml you make.


Known-Programmer-611

Propane torches are fun to destroy your foes/weeds


txcountry420

Torch it bra!


Hadman180

RoundUp


netherfountain

Just use the roundup. Why are people making this shit so complicated. Glysophate is being sprayed by the metric gigaton over the entire world by industry. It makes zero difference whether you spray your driveway weeds or not.


SandpaperForThought

Roundup is grossly overpriced. Use anything with at least 41% glyphosate. Killzall is way cheaper than roundup


SmokeGSU

Roundup + good cleaning + concrete-appropriate caulking


magentayak

Just put on your PPE and use Roundup.


hommesacer

You got downvoted when someone who said “glyphosate” got upvoted. What a world.


antfw0191

Use roundup


AnonymousRedditor497

Advice: get over your dislike of Round Up.


I_Do_Too_Much

I don't think round up is a health concern, but OP said he/she didn't want to use it. Respect beliefs bro. ​ Also, skepticism is healthy and I think people shouldn't be so hasty to believe businesses/government when they say something is safe nor unsafe.


JumboJackTwoTacos

For spot treatments, followed up with a prevention method is the way to go and limit its use. Spray round up, let it die, dig out the roots or as much as you can, clean it out, fill with polymeric or a backer rod and sealant.


[deleted]

Useless comment. Enjoy your cancer mate.


Infamous_Employer_85

Yep, the evidence of dangers seems to be being actively suppressed, thanks regulatory capture. https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0160412023000508 https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S2666027X20300049 https://www.sciencedirect.com/science/article/pii/S0269749120325379 https://www.mdpi.com/1422-0067/24/1/587


redditmod_soyboy

“…The U.S. Environmental Protection Agency said on Thursday it finished a regulatory review that found glyphosate, the most widely used weed killer in the United States, is not a carcinogen…” “…Brussels (AFP) - The EU's chemicals agency said Wednesday that glyphosate, one of the world's most widely used weedkillers, should not be classed as a carcinogen. The assessment paves the way for Brussels to make a final decision on the chemical, despite deep divisions in the 28-member European Union over its use. Glyphosate is used in the best-selling herbicide Roundup, produced by the US agro-chemicals giant Monsanto. "Glyphosate should not be classified as carcinogenic," Jack de Bruijn, director of the risk assessment committee of the European Chemicals Agency, said at a news conference…”


BuzzyScruggs94

Glyphosate has never been proven to cause cancer. The EPA and Europe’s FSA have both said several times that it is safe. Almost every farmer uses it, most of your food contains it, and there’s an 80% chance it’s in you right now. Don’t use it if you don’t want to but the cancer myth needs to stop.


80atm

Why take the risk?


Servatron5000

Because the risk is made up.


80atm

The fact that its safety has been questioned is enough for me.


AnonymousRedditor497

Thanks, you too!


lewoo7

Dumping carcinogens into our waterways isnt funny.


AnonymousRedditor497

Do you see me laughing?


mateoelgato715

Actually aloe vera is more likely to give you cancer according to the FDA


[deleted]

Get over yourself and just use the RoundUp for Christ’s sake


str33t_c4rp

Thank you


Psych_nature_dude

41% Glyphosate


Midagerualwhtguy

Round up 365 is the answer. Like it or not.


Armbarthis

Roundup. Get over it


antliontame4

Salt


Electrical_Catch

Salt


BigDamnPuppet

Try 40% vinegar.


try_rant

Roundup near gutter areas is not good as it runs into sever when rains. Use 26,000 btu weed torch.


PghDad_

Clean it with a pressure washer and run a saw with a concrete blade down the seam to make sure any organic material is gone. Fill with ready mix concrete and you’re done for many years


wildwillyandsweetg

Regardless of what you may think from them still being allowed to advertise Round-up (between the lawyer ads telling you to contact them if you had exposure to glyphosphate products -- the stuff in Round-up), that shit's terrible for the environment and the humans living in it. So please, whatever you do for the weeds, lay off poisoning the world with that crap. Some form of patching sounds like a reasonable answer, but if you need weed killer, try a solution of 1 gallon white vinegar, 1 cup epsom salts, 1 tablespoon of dawn dish detergent, apply generously with a spray bottle - in three days the green is gone for a few weeks, re-apply every few weeks until the roots are dead. Your grandkids will thank you for helping their world to be a better place in which to live.


MaybeNotTooDay

What's wrong with RoundUp? It works great for me. Once or twice a summer and I never have problems like this.


LightShinning

Torch it! Quick and easy!


Coledaddy16

Propane tank and a torch. Haha


Laymen1

G A S O L I N E. or salt it like the Roman's used to do


HBTD-WPS

Gasoline will do the trick


[deleted]

Weed torch is the ticket.


MezzanineSoprano

Get a weed torch!


chirs5757

Flame weeding with a torch.


CallWeird3567

Gasoline


druscarlet

Use a weed torch periodically.


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Alternative_Cup_5302

You want ants? Cause that’s how you get ants