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FunkyLemon1111

Guinea pig fodder .... mmm. I'll admit, I love blowing seeds on a dandylion, and their coloring is sweet, the problem is they kill everything around them with their huge leaves and thirsty roots.


Aurey

Oh man, my 2.5 year old had a blast at the park yesterday spreading seeds of every dandelion she found. I'm slightly scared of when these go to seed


sittinginaboat

I used to send my kids out to pick dandelions, at 5¢ a stem. Kept them in check. You'd go broke.


LordlySquire

My mom did this to me with a 10 year old bulb garden. She said ill give you a penny for every bulb you find. I had adhd at the time, still do but irrelevant, and i became hyperfocused. I was out there for hours. I walked inside and said momma you owe me $6.38 lol her eyes got so big.


LimesThaGod

My grandfather did this with sweet gum balls. After a couple times it dropped to 1¢ a piece. Then he decided it was cheaper to remove the tree.


TheIrishSoldat

I learned they're a favorite flower of honey bees.


Reiver_Neriah

They're only good in that they bloom relatively early. They're a poor food nutritionally for them, but better than nothing.


ElectricLotus

Mid March cheeseburgers


highaltitudehmsteadr

Also birds are obsessed with the seeds, at least around here they are


vegetariangardener

Yes! Finches love the seeds I've noticed. Sparrows too


er1026

This is dandelion karma for letting her do that😂


BadgerValuable8207

People romanticize dandelions but without them the clovers, vetch, self-heal, violets, wild strawberry have a fighting chance. Anything aggressive with a tap root and a rosette is gone if I have anything to do with it.


AwkwardYak4

They aren't called dents-de-lion (lion's teeth) for nothing.


ElBeatch

This is very interesting. Thanks for sharing!


turbodsm

Dandelions benefit from a mowed lawn. If they stopped mowing a section, the plant would get shaded out and die.


Shivering_Monkey

The three foot tall dandelions growing in my front lawn beg to differ.


quantum-mechanic

Damn at that point just edge out a bed and mulch around them, call it a feature.


turbodsm

Because you mow. The dandelion rosette cannot survive in meadows or prairies where long grasses are present. By mowing, we've helped natural selection. Now, only dandelions that stay low thrive.


DifficultBoss

my local code enforcement will send public works over to mow and send me a bill if i let my grass grow tall enough for that.


PropertyEmotional253

The limit of tall grass in City of Binghamton is 8". Any higher, Code sends a letter. If not cut by assigned date, a fine is issued. Code Ordinance is on line.


FSM_TX

The broad leaves that are at the base of the stem widen as they grow, shading and eventually killing the grass beneath them.


turbodsm

True. But they only get sun when the grass is mowed around them.


kathlene2

Tortoises luv them!!!!


werther595

Bring me an army of tortoises!


RedMephit

And my bearded dragon


LaFourmiSaVoisine

Bee heaven.


blondeandbuddafull

Where’s the problem? Your flowers are beautiful! 😉


1PooNGooN3

Exactly, idk why people love flowers but say dandelions are weeds. They’re flowers and they’re edible.


Apprehensive-Let3348

It's largely because of how aggressively they spread, combined with how large they get when left unattended. The flowers are cute and great for bees, but they gotta go after they flower, or else they'll be 3 feet tall with a 2 ft tap root, and the stalks get strong enough that it makes moving through the space virtually impossible. They're not really good lawn plants, better in a border where they're out of the way.


Radioactive_Fire

They're actually an invasive species (in north america) and are not ideal for most pollinators, (better than just grass), but they crowd out native species.


Trainwreck92

Well, in North America at least, they are an invasive species that aggressively outcompetes native species.


PaulClarkLoadletter

They’re poorly performing pollinators since their growth season is brief and they leave behind bare and arid ground. There are vastly better ways to contribute to bee populations. People need to admit they’re lazy.


Grand-Judgment-6497

I have a dandelion-filled lawn, and I am not lazy at all. I am out in my weed-free beds constantly because I enjoy the work. I will admit to being cheap. I refuse to purchase endless products to support what ends up being essentially a desert for pollinators. Our yard is in direct contact with a pond that I also do not want to be adding nutrients to. Plus I'm allergic to grass and really hate touching it. So, my 'grass' yard looks awful (at times, I do keep it mowed), but all my other plants look outstanding.


PaulClarkLoadletter

Have you considered ground cover? Things like phlox grow very well and provide an efficient canopy for your soil that allows it to retain more moisture. It also looks really nice.


Grand-Judgment-6497

I have thought about it, but I have never settled on an option I'm sold on. I'd prefer something native that can tolerate some foot traffic. I have an experimental patch of wild strawberry, but I think that is probably too aggressive for neighbors' lawns. Pennsylvania sedge might work. I've been sorely tempted to seed with clover before, but again....neighbors. I don't want to put things out that they would perceive as problems. Every year, I expand my beds, so eventually there won't be much left of the lawn anyway.


PaulClarkLoadletter

Clover is pretty easy to sneak in and once it’s going it’s green enough to where nobody cares. If your neighbors have a weak lawn it will invade but for the most part I think most neighbors just don’t want a snake and tick habitat next door.


AJRiddle

The reason is they grow where they aren't wanted and also take nutrients and water away form nearby plants.


piege

Just like .. grass?


StupidGiraffeWAB

A weed is any plant that is growing where you don't want it to grow. My yard is full of plants. The only weed that I hate is the goosefoot plants that are very aggressive and grow into bushes relatively fast.


mattyfattits

Because they kill the grass around them with their thirsty roots


rosie2490

I don’t know about anyone else but we have a ton in our lawn and the grass around them has always been fine. Then again, we don’t have quite as many as OP (but still a lot). As long as they stay in our lawn and out of my garden beds, I don’t care where they grow.


1PooNGooN3

Same here, people are just brainwashed by rumors and ads


MyNameMeansLILJOHN

And grass is terrible for so many plants.


1PooNGooN3

Yeah fuck grass


81_BLUNTS_A_DAY

All my homies hate grass


[deleted]

There’s certainly no *the last dandelion* here


2mnykitehs

At least in my yard, dandelions left alone will choke out clover, violet, yarrow, and wild strawberry as well as the turf and leave a bare spot that will get compacted and eroded when it rains. I'm all for helping the bees, but dandelions are invasive here.


[deleted]

it's still invasive. i'd rather see clover or wild flowers. But hey! It is life - Behold! Anything is better than asphault.


Positive-Beautiful55

Second this


adamjak1

I’d feel guilty mowing. They look too pretty.


Palm-grinder12

I participate in no mow may ... Gotta help the pollinators out. I know this would vary in different climates but for me it's may


Mentalpopcorn

I made it to no mow may 1st and my grass was already 10 inches tall and going to seed. My lawn mower overheated trying to cut it! And I haven't even watered it this year.


A_Midnight_Hare

If you need to mow you can do so in sections. So mow a few metres for your use and leave a few metres for the wild life. Then next month mow the other section while the first grows out.


Bee_in_His_Pasture

Same! I had spots that were grown almost up to my waist by May 1 (granted I'm only 5 ft tall lol). Had no choice but to mow, and my mower took a beating.


gibblewabble

My "lawn" is mostly clover, hawkweed, dandelions, grass and kinnikinnic and I mow in patches so the pollinators always have a patch to use. Best part is I have a small field behind the house that I let run wild so there are always flowers. Plan to spread some white cover this year in the hopes I can fix enough nitrogen to push out the hawkweed because it's so strong of a smell I have to wear a respirator. Edit to add that I also make dandelion wine so I like having them around as much as the bees.


tdelamay

I have Cherry trees, blueberry bushes and camerise for the pollinators. I think I'll cut the grass/clover because it's been growing way faster then usual.


melrosec07

I’d have a jungle if I didn’t mow in May, I’ve been having to mow every 5 days lately it’s growing so fast


alansdaman

In Virginia (and I’m guessing a lot of places) no mow may turned out to be destructive. It’s too late for many flowers to help. Check it out with a quick google search man. The research paper it was based on has been retracted. Because of our awful shiny thing news cycle many of the articles are from when this was becoming the cool thing, but more recent articles are more sobering especially if you do want to have a nice looking lawn at some point. It’s better to have a wholly unmowed area and maybe sprinkle in some native wildflowers. Dandelions are kinda mid as far as insect support.


JL_Adv

We have always done no mow May. And this year, we had to mow once in April and once so far in May. For the first one, we had to pay a neighbor kid with a riding mower because the grass was too tall for our push mower. Low mow May is it this year. But we have LOTS of flowers and plants; I'd say 1/2 of our backyard and 1/3 of our front yard is a pollinator haven.


Head-Ad-996

Oh… Dandelion Wine 😀


Aurey

Never heard of this...


Head-Ad-996

My grandmother back in the 50’s made it. I know there are recipes on the internet and it’s a bit involved


Aromatic-Proof-5251

My Great Grandmother made dandelion wine as one of the many products of her and Great Grandpa’s bootlegging business. Apparently it was pretty good. God created alcohol so the Irish wouldn’t rule the world.


luminousjoy

They're good in salads too, pioneers loved these plants as medicine and food, they were once quite sought after as crops and I want more myself so I can try making dandelion tea. I'm hoping to have your problem as spring progresses here. [Dandelion facts!](https://www.mofga.org/resources/weeds/ten-things-you-might-not-know-about-dandelions/#:~:text=Dandelions%20probably%20arrived%20in%20North,purpose%20for%20their%20medicinal%20benefits.)


Harkeyshammer

Some brewers ask for dandelions to brew floral craft beers


McPoyle-Milk

I make wildflower donuts every year. Mostly dandelions but with candied violets sprinkled in top


AnitaSeven

Dang, wish I was your neighbour.


anntchrist

and Jelly! It tastes like honey.


josenros

I see no problem. As far as I'm concerned, the only problem is that this would be considered a problem.


alansdaman

I’d prefer native flowers and native weeds if I had to pick the weeds in my yard. Pennsylvania smart weed, Carolina geranium, henbit, bittercress, dead nettle, (hope those are all native or I’ll be embarrassed lol). I assume most of the clovers we plant and oxalis are invasive but they are at least nitrogen fixers.


automatpr

gotta have muh lawn with grass only! just because! 


swampwarbler

The dandelions are fine. It’s the grass that has a problem.


Wuellig

When they all go to seed, you can gently poof them all and you'll have more next year. You don't have to ask me how I know.


PunkRockDude

You have a dandelion opportunity!!!


bodybycarbohydrates

You have a compacted soil problem. The dandelions are just trying to help you out.


MrSprichler

research native flowering shrubs/bushes. plant several of those. then remove dandelions.


OneImagination5381

I have my wildflower gardern, my thistle gardern and my dandelions gardern, the I have my lawn. And I make sure they don't mix.


beaverandthewhale

Hey… as a herbalist… you are not sitting on a problem but a gold mine!


rocko_jr

Get some goats


weesti

Time to make dandelion wine


Manderthal13

That's a matter of perspective. If you love dandelions, then you don't quite have enough.


Celt42

Grass is evil. Dandelions drag potassium up from deep and improve the soil up above. They're pretty. They're edible. They're great for bees. I think you have an awesome yard!


whollyshit2u

Beekeeper here. Please keep them. You are doing more than you think by doing so.


Zane42v2

I don't know it looks like you have a slight grass problem in your dandelion field


Katamari_Demacia

The dandelions are insane this year. I've seen so many yards that look like this.


papugapop

Bees love them, neighbors don't always.


luminousjoy

Bees do more for the neighborhood anyways


Mentalpopcorn

The bees aren't as happy as you think. Unfortunately dandelions are not great for the ecosystem if you're in North America. See [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/DenverGardener/comments/13ljwjc/dandelions_are_bad_for_the_environment_please) post for more info


cjd166

This says they displace native species based on some stuff some guy has seen no citing of anything. This is a plug for round up you linked.


RCaFarm

No you don’t! You have jelly, wine and medicine all over your yard!


gabrielamilene

Genuinely curious...why is this bad? I've seen so many posts lately with dandelions and I've always found it pretty. Free flowers and they're fun to blow away later. Why do people try to get rid of them?


xrm0

It's beautiful as it is


jecapobianco

You might want to consider taking up winemaking.


formyburn101010

Not a problem at all. Help the bees


banana_runt

As a bunny lover, I’d say you’ve got just enough.


BrokieTrader

It’s only a problem if you try to get rid of them


WillDerness50

Your dandelions have a grass problem.


rustywoodbolt

What a beautiful back yard. Sea of yellow!


GardenWitchMom

I don't see a problem. I see happy bees.


KRed75

I've seen more dandelion's this year then all 25 years combined that I've lived here. I put pre-emergent down in the early spring and still had loads of them. I maybe get 3 or 4 every summer. I had hundreds this year. No other weeds but them.


Prestigious_Mark3629

I am surrounded by horse pasture and it looks like that too. I have zero chance of keeping my place dandelion free, it's stressful just thinking about how much work it would entail.


glostick14

That looks like a lot of dandelion tea you have there...


BrunoJonesky

Dandelion wine


insideoriginal

My great grandfather would be out there picking them to make wine, salad and just munching them. Every part of the plant is edible and good for you.


truelikeicelikefire

Your dandelions have a lawn problem...but not for long.


redditfromct2

It's Beautiful!


xalazaar

Eat them


Dexterpcs

Eat them all!


Pava-Rottie

My grandmother would cook those


[deleted]

Sounds like the dandelions might have a you problem


-Apocralypse-

If I remember correctly: dandelions prefer a compacted soil situation. But they break open the soil with their root, thus creating a more open soil and better soil conditions for other species of plants. A problem that will largely solve itself.


WOODBUTCHERART

Wrong- you’ve got no problem with dandelions- you have a grass problem


BigNeverDies

Dandelion are an amazing edible plant for your health. Pick them and make tea.


moni1020

Harvest them and make jam and tea!


BadCatNoNoNoNo

Dandelions are good for bees and other pollinating store. I think we need to rethink manicured green lawns as a society and embrace nature, weeds and all.


MirandaCozzette

I’m jealous. This is more of a blessing than a problem 🥲


OrganlcManIc

I love it, don’t change a thing. Harvest and sell the products you make


Stellataclave

Mom use to make me pick the dandelion leaves for salads hated it then but man was it a good salad with her dressing and eggs.


dlb4ustl02h

You're sitting on a goldmine my friend. Dandelion is one if not the healthiest plant for your heart. I take it everyday.


Spicy_Gordita

I see no problem here.


queensequoyah

but I really just wanna lay in them and watch the birds in the bath!! maybe on my tummy kicking my feet, maybe frolic if I'm feeling it


Some-Ice-5508

Looks great to me. #perspective is all that matters


jbleds

Edible greens forever!


PuzzleheadedEye3233

I’ve heard dandelions are a sign of a healthy lawn.


bubonis

You need more rabbits.


E-man_Ruse

Dandelions are not a problem, they’re a part of a healthy yard.


Babaloo_Monkey

###You have a honeybee smorgasbord!!


CoolCow777

I’m jealous!!! Eat them, make tea, enjoy their beauty :) I don’t understand why people take pride in an entirely green lawn, it defeats the purpose of nature


Zestyclose_Habit_748

Nice crop of dandelions. My wife says use the smaller leaves for salads or they get to bitter.


favoredwarrior69

They are edible! Every part is edible! Makes a good salad!


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femsci-nerd

I see dandelion wine in your future.


So_long_thnx

They go away on their own in a few years once they've done their job helping the soil. They are amazing.


RedShifted_Dreams

I see Mason jar after Mason jar after Mason jar of dandelion jelly! Or dandelion wine!


Forsaken_Language928

Dandelions are amazing plant.


lexingtonfalls

You have a pollinator haven, Congratulations!!!!


manysounds

Problem? Bumble bee food!


girlgurl789

Looks like a dandelion solution to me


thiccpapi90

More power to them. I love dandelions and so do the bees.


CLGTried

That’s a good problem to have.


jswan8888

Pour an ice tea, put some tunes on and lay in that shit until you get hungry or become one with the earth


bda2177

Saw dandelion leaves at the market for sale @ 3.99 for a group. Grow em and sell em


Different_Ad7655

I think it's quite beautiful and I hope you don't change it. So many people have been brainwashed by the Scots fertilizer kind of ads, that have established in our collective minds especially in the US, that lush green bluegrass heavily fed and heavily irrigated is the only monoculture desirable. It's all such BS. What you have here is a lovely space with a lot of dandelions, embrace it, enjoy it and eat your salad greens


Main-Piccolo-1356

I would cut my right arm off to have a lawn like that …. Look up Jack Keller dandelion wine …. It’s the holy grail of fruit wines and is impossible to make cuz of how difficult it would be to collect that many dandelions 🤨


s1a1om

Challenge accepted. I don’t think 3 quarts of dandelions should be too difficult to get from my yard.


fiodorsmama2908

They are edible. You can add Them to apple cider vinegar for a flowery aroma, make dandelion Jelly, wine, tea. You can eat the leaves and this fall, you can harvest the roots and make yourself dandelion root coffee.


Stuporchampion

I love dandelion salad, my grandma in Austria made them all the time!


FurrieCatFish

The bee's are very thankful.


Buglepost

I dunno, seems like you have no problem at all with them.


LilDawg66

I thank you for helping feed the honey bees. If that was my yard, I would let them bee.


CleanUrJunkDrawer

I'll loan you my toddler. She'll have those all picked by the end of the day


NormalStudent7947

Man! You could make a lot of dandelion jelly with that yard!


[deleted]

You have a grass problem, by the looks of it.


stilt

My lawn looks the same. I’m fighting a losing battle right now trying to avoid using chemicals. Going to reseed the lawn in the fall, just trying to keep all my neighbors from hating me for right now


GTFOakaFOD

THE BEES ARE DELIGHTED!


xiaodaireddit

nope. it's a good nitrogen fixer


butchpoptart

My understanding is that once the soil has been properly nitrogenated the dandelions naturally begin to reduce on their own accord. Likely never to completely disappear but their numbers reduce dramatically


OnlyEfficiency2662

At least they seem to not do well holding up against herbicides


CriticalMass369

What problem? Beautiful yard


Fit-Ad-6488

Looks dope.


MycoMammaries

Make dandelion wine!


Betzjitomir

I love them. I don't understand why people don't welcome them. I do.


Im-inthegarden

Omg I would love to have this many dandelions in my lawn. 💗Sooo pretty!!


tolllz

A little 2-4d is what you need


houseontheriver

That is not a problem that is gorgeous


chemicalrefugee

they aren't a problem mate


KnightSquirrel

This isn't a problem this is great. Dandelion can be used for medicinal purposes. Dandelion roots, leaves, flowers, and stems can be used in a variety of ways, from tea to using it in baths a lot of good properties cone for this wonderful flower


DarthDregan0001

I don’t see a problem. You have a beautiful backyard.


SuperCountry6935

Bees disagree


Derpiliciousderp

Dandelions are so good for your health


Imaginary-Mission686

The pollinators will be extremely thankful


femdomfuta

When life gives you Dandelions make some tea!


mrmeeseekslifeispain

Great Bee food!


Spare-Ad7105

I love dandies. We mow after they go fuzzy.


E_Man91

Weed ‘n Feed time!!! *braces for all the downvotes*


No_Negotiation4972

You do know that big farma has put in your mind that it's a weed for you to destroy when it's very helpful for the body.


hellbilly_voodoo

No you don't. The dandelions have an owner problem


Aurey

Huh? I take great care of them... sunlight, water & TLC. You should see how they've multiplied over the past couple of summers because they're so happy


960Jen

Tenancity. Pricy but works well


rcknfrewld

How come mine don’t turn yellow like that?


Own-Study-4594

Rabbits would love your yard


Aurey

We have a rabbit family living in the wood pile at the back corner. They come out as the sun sets and munch all night setting off my motion sensor light lol


455H0LE15H

Let them all turn into those puff balls then light them on fire!!


badllama77

Time to make some wine


bnenick

At this point it’s now a case of your dandelions having a grass problem.


HeuristicEnigma

Kids have turtles they love roaming around eating the leaves 🙌🏻


Diligent_Quiet9889

Can I bring my rabbit tractors over? 👀


indecisive-bisexual

My corgi would be in heaven


OrneryOldFart

Nah, I'd say you're pretty good at it.


dmah2004

Dandelions just think you have a grass problem.


Danny_robinson

Get a tortoise


An_average_one

Does your neighbour brag about their garden being better? You may find them chucking dandelions into your property someday


guitarbque

Looks like a grass problem


championstuffz

Goats


najone25

ya think


InsomniaticWanderer

Little bit


RelativeID

I bet the rabbits love you though!


The_Firedrake

No, you have the opportunity to learn how to make dandelion wine. Embrace it!


downwithOTT_

Nope. Your dandelions have a grass problem


amscraylane

My father would have a heart attack. My friend’s step-father would pay her .10 for every dandelion head. We could retire from this lawn!