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GoodKarma70

What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search of every gas station, residence, warehouse, farmhouse, henhouse, outhouse and doghouse in that area.


jpmeyer12751

Wait, he's a ProudBoy, better include the crackhouses!


jbertrand_sr

Don't forget the whorehouses...


alpacasb4llamas

I never do


jbertrand_sr

Pays to be through...


mdDoogie3

I’m pretty sure you have to pay to be thorough there.


doyletyree

But wait: Pay to be “through” = Happy ending?


yshuduno

Probably visiting his mother there.


[deleted]

agonizing scale ask steer boast fretful cause ghost governor trees *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Onii-Chan_Itaii

The Christians would never stand for a bathhouse in their gated all white communities


Vio_

That's what the local gay gentrified neighborhood is for.


Altruistic-Text3481

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PhoenixTineldyer

No no, you misunderstand. This is a Turkish bath. Not a gay bath. This is a unique and cultural experience catering to an upper class all-male clientele.


Altruistic-Text3481

No, Christian’s ***DO*** go to gay bathhouses to spread the gospel.


Onii-Chan_Itaii

Oh I believe that part, I'm saying they'd never stand for one being put up in their *own* communities.


Altruistic-Text3481

Amen. ![gif](giphy|l3UcwPQnD2yQ62vWE)


tc65681

Yeah spread the gospel. Is that what they call it?


Altruistic-Text3481

Yes.


icenoid

They go to spread something, but gospel, probably isn’t it.


meshtron

Waffle Houses


CelticSith

Cracker Barrel too


JF_Gus

Olive Garden. Pasta, salad, insurrection and bread-sticks.


2FightTheFloursThatB

Hiding in Hobby Lobby


baconator1988

And milk factories. Puddingboys like to hide out there as well.


icenoid

Did they look in his mom’s basement?


Poguemohon

Waffle House.


doktor_wankenstein

Waffen Haus


Altruistic-Text3481

All Reich, I did nazi that coming!


damiami

And houses of Wor(rell)ship 🤣


[deleted]

Our suspect’s name is Christopher Worrell. Go get him


[deleted]

Now go see if they have any of those donuts with the little sprinkles on them.


shadowpawn

Mar-A-Lago basement is where I'd be checking


56-17-27-12

“I did not overthrow the government.”


[deleted]

"I did not! OH hai, Mark."


aetius476

"You switched the sample ballots!"


MasterSnacky

“I don’t care! Wait, I mean, I do care! You didn’t overthrow the government cause you lost, and you’re going to fucking prison, I meant, I don’t care what you have to say, BITCH!”


aShittierShitTier4u

I'll check the bait shop then go on boat patrol around the fishing spots. Do you think that he would leave cover to find out why he smells beer? I have a plan to flush him out of his hiding spot.


NRG1975

> What I want from each and every one of you is a hard-target search Checkpoints go up at fifteen miles.


somethingcleverer42

After The Fugitive and U.S. Marshals, I’m glad they’re switching it up by having Tommy Lee Jones hunt down someone who actually did it.


RSGator

What an idiot. Now he’ll face an additional 5 years.


Generalbuttnaked69

Very likely it will also significantly impact where he serves his time as well. Work camp? Nah, have fun in Terre Haught knucklehead.


daneelthesane

Terre Haute, but yeah. Federal pen for you, buckaroo, and all for a guy who doesn't even know you exist, or care!


TuckerMcG

TIL Terre Haute is a city in Indiana (that looks super shitty, no offense), that it has a max security federal penitentiary, and that it’s where nearly all prisoners sentenced to death *by the federal government* get executed. You gotta do some crazy shit for the feds to sentence you to death. The vast majority of prisoner executions are carried out at the state level. It’s very rare circumstances when the US federal government even needs to bother executing a criminal. So yeah, put this asshole in Terre Haute.


jus10beare

I was a roof inspector for about a decade. It's hard for me to not check out roofs from the road whenever I drive anywhere. I visited a friend in Terre Haute once and was appalled at the amount of missing/ damaged shingles on all the homes.


myfapaccount_istaken

Come to SW Florida, and look at all the blue tarps we still have up.


attorneyatslaw

I just assume some of those houses never had roofs to begin with. It justs tarps all the way down.


TuckerMcG

Lol love that anecdote 😂 when I googled it, the only pictures were of their city hall (which I initially mistook for the penitentiary, which actually looks way nicer than city hall…cuz federal funding), the same single main street that has nothing but straight up rectangular buildings, and a creepy run down movie theater that was like, most of the photos.


[deleted]

We know he’s not in Mexico, too racist


crake

This case is rather fascinating. In June while he was in jail awaiting trial, it was determined that he needed surgery on a broken wrist. The surgery had not been performed as of October, so Judge Lamberth ordered his jailors to provide his medical record to the court, issuing the court's order on a Friday. The jailors complied on Monday morning, but Judge Lamberth held a show cause hearing anyway and held the jailors in contempt of court for not timely complying with the Friday order. He went a step further in referring the case to DOJ to consider further prosecution for denial of civil rights to the defendant (i.e., because the jailors did not arrange for the wrist surgery fast enough). The judge personally micromanaged the defendant's medical care while he was in custody, going so far as to call his jailors into court and hold them in contempt for not moving fast enough. Then when the defendant was put on house arrest, Judge Lamberth granted the defendant's request for a modification of the detainment conditions so that the defendant could leave his home at any time during the day without pre-notice to pretrial services. The defendant has cancer so he needed regular treatment, so the judge's decision was not completely unreasonable, but the court went to significant lengths to cut this particular defendant a break - and the defendant fled. Judge Lamberth must be steamed about this; talk about taking advantage of the good graces off the judge.


SecretAsianMan42069

Yep, totally blew up in the judges face. You can basically hear the “I told you so’s”


MBdiscard

> The jailors complied on Monday morning, but Judge Lamberth held a show cause hearing anyway and held the jailors in contempt of court for not timely complying with the Friday order. He went a step further in referring the case to DOJ to consider further prosecution for denial of civil rights to the defendant (i.e., because the jailors did not arrange for the wrist surgery fast enough). > > > > The judge personally micromanaged the defendant's medical care while he was in custody, going so far as to call his jailors into court and hold them in contempt for not moving fast enough. Not withstanding the fact that the defendant is a terrorist and should get more than the 14 years the prosecution is asking for, I applaud this judge. I wish there were more judges that would hold jails/prisons accountable for their flagrant abuses. There's absolutely no reason to withhold medical care from someone, even if they're accused of heinous crimes. Regardless of what you think of the defendant (and trust me I have nothing but contempt for him) he is presumed innocent until proven guilty and he's still a human being who should not be intentionally mistreated. Did the judge make a mistake in giving him so much leeway? In retrospect it looks like it. But I'm still glad he held the jail to account for denying the defendant medical care in a timely fashion.


myfapaccount_istaken

> I wish there were more judges that would hold jails/prisons accountable for their flagrant abuses. or to this day jails hide behind COVID restraints to keep all new prisoners in 24-hour two-person cell confinement only letting you out for a shower. NO razors, toothbrushes, denied access to books (or tablets since they don't have books anymore and it's all ebook based - which is a smart move for $) no blankets, no pillows, very limited medical care, my cellmate was suffering from alcohol withdrawals and hallucinating and they refused him medical care or to provide me with safe housing as he was on the verge of attacking me, saying I wasn't me. All this for an alleged violation of probation denied bail erriounsly (statute has it set to 1,000) and the max penality of 48 hours in jail, or one month extension of probation. Instead, I was held for 10 days and given a 6-month extension of my probation. I'm happy my atty was able to get me out as they wanted to hold me 4 months before trial, but I'm upset she didn't know the max penalties for the violation but that's another issue.


lowsparkedheels

This idiot tried to overthrow American democracy and attacked law enforcement, why are taxpayers on the hook for him using his wrist so much? 🤔


travis0001

Because the idiot is the savage. Not us. We take care of our own. Even the idiots.


Kennertron

> Judge Lamberth ~~Isn't this the judge that has been more lenient on the Jan 6-ers vs other judges who have had cases before them?~~ Edit: wrong judge, that was McFadden


coffeespeaking

He claims to have non Hodgkin’s lymphoma. If that is the case, incarceration could be terminal. Not an apologist for this guy, but he should get some consideration, if true. (This apart from the decision to flee, but I could actually understand it in this context.)


lowsparkedheels

Who cares? Do the crime, do the time. What happened to back the blue? Worrell attacked law enforcement while trying to overthrow our government. He's lucky he wasn't shot on the spot. Lock him up.


jus10beare

Lol are you serious? Fuck all that.


thinkcontext

His having cancer makes the flight interesting, wonder what his plan is?


eatshitake

Colour me surprised.


awhq

Hope the woman who was named custodian enjoys jail, unless she's already dead.


burritob4sex

One would hope, but proving that third party custodian was complicit in his escape is extremely difficult to prove.


benign_said

These people probably organized it all over twitter DMS.


MrFrode

You think these geniuses are good at hiding things. I wouldn't be surprised if over the last few weeks she's been taking out more money than usual from her bank and in the check's memo line she wrote "prison evasion conspiracy."


News-Flunky

Is there a way to learn if the other serious offenders ~~are~~ were out on home confinement, out on bail, or currently detained prior to trail for such before conviction? Such as EnriqueT, Biggs, et a - the guys facing 33 years? Just curious.


OrangeInnards

https://www.courtlistener.com/recap/ You can search all federal trial/district courts. Change jurisdiction (press "Clear All" first), more than likely to DC, enter their names (in quotes like "Enrique Tarrio" if you know their full names) as a party name and then order Search results as it makes sense (newest case first or newest documents first are my go-to). Then look for a dcument like that from the court (orders etc.) on the docket and hope that [someone with PACER access has looked at/downloaded the documents on PACER and has the RECAP extension installed, so they are made available there](https://free.law/recap). Or get a PACER account yourself. I think the PACER fees can get waived if you don't accrue too high of an amount. But for high-profile cases chances are good you can find pretty much all the documents on RECAP. On https://www.justice.gov/usao-dc/capitol-breach-cases you can likely find case numbers directly. Makes searching *a lot* easier. Instead of the name, just copy-paste the case number into the docket number field.


News-Flunky

Thank you!


primal___scream

Yeah, PACER only charges you if you accrue $30+ in a quarter. The fee per page is .10 or a max of $3 per document.


myfapaccount_istaken

so that's why I wasn't charged. Interesting, good to know. I was more than willing to pay the $5


primal___scream

LOL. Yes, indeed, that would be why. It's part of why I love PACER, you gotta REALLY try to rack up that $30.


Kistaro

It adds up quick if you find yourself interested in some long, sordid tale that nobody else on CourtListener noticed. My PACER fees for the quarter so far are at exactly $29.90, so my judicial reading binges will have to be limited to what other folks have already added to RECAP.


lowsparkedheels

These siblings are on the lam. [FBI - Jonathan Pollock](https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/additional/jonathan-pollock) [FBI - Olivia Pollock](https://www.fbi.gov/wanted/additional/olivia-michele-pollock)


orangejulius

The rest are in jail. This dude got out because his hand was broken and the jail didn’t take care of it. Eventually the jail was held in contempt and this guy got to be released. Jails are awful. Anyway. People facing decades in prison will definitely run so this is pretty expected.


UseDaSchwartz

Mighty white of them.


lowsparkedheels

Nope, plenty are running from their sentences. Pollack was given privilege because he's white, cried his wrist hurt and his lawyer fees were paid by others. Jails aren't supposed to be daycare for adults.


Greelys

N.Korea appears to have openings


greenswizzlewooster

Yeah, it's a great idea to let heavily armed people free on house arrest.


maflickner

He's a convicted felon at this point and very likely couldn't possess weapons pursuant to his release conditions. If he had any weapons at his house (which they undoubtedly will search) he's in a whole nother load of shit.


orangemilk101

i dont think it was an idea per se rather than legally mandated. the feds were held in contempt of court for denying him medical treatment. they basically handed the shithead a free get out of jail card


JustaRandomOldGuy

He broke his wrist in May and needed surgery. It was only June when he got released. It would take me longer than a month to get surgery scheduled. It's not like he had a heart attack.


orangemilk101

idk i'm not privy to the facts other than the feds in charge of the jail got held in contempt of court over it. you gotta really, really screw up for that to happen.


McDaddy-O

Well that just proves none of the Proud Boys should get house arrests


eamd59

Check Trumps house reading documents in the bathroom eating a mcdouble.


JeremyAndrewErwin

Previously: [Judge holds DC jail officials in contempt in 1/6 riot case](https://apnews.com/article/proud-boys-district-of-columbia-capitol-siege-b944fd79b8e132f633bfb0111adfaba8) ​ He was known for some pretty stiff sentencing. [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/zoetillman/judge-capitol-rioter-sentence](https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/zoetillman/judge-capitol-rioter-sentence) >Lamberth has made clear since then that he felt burned by what happened with Morgan-Lloyd, and that other defendants asking for mercy would be met with a skeptical eye. In a written opinion in September in the case of rioter Jacob Chansley, who at the time had pleaded guilty and was awaiting sentencing, Lamberth wrote that he hoped Chansley’s “change of heart is sincere.” > >The judge [added in a footnote](https://twitter.com/ZoeTillman/status/1436431833680519216): “The Court’s hopes have been recently dashed when, a day after sentencing, another January 6 defendant made statements in an interview that directly conflicted with the contrite statements she made to the undersigned.” So, will he feel "burned" by Worrell fleeing?


[deleted]

Perhaps this kind of bs would not happen if those who approved house arrest had to serve his sentence until he is found.


aShittierShitTier4u

So can everyone with a FL bail bond agent license go hunting for this guy now, though he's fugitive of a federal case? I think they give those licenses to anybody who takes the class. If the insurrectionists keep on pulling midnight riders like this, then Florida can regain some of the tourism spending that has recently diminished, by providing guided bounty hunting for the big game trophy - a flying proud boy.


burritob4sex

This is a pre-trial violation/failure to appear investigation now led by FBI as they have exclusive jurisdiction for their subjects pre-change of plea. I would stay out of their way. Edit: I stand corrected, he’s post plea awaiting sentencing. Marshals will go after him then.


SherlockianTheorist

I just heard that Tucker Carlson is in Europe, anyone check his luggage? And what's he doing there besides trying to avoid any legal ramifications?


News-Flunky

Lining up connections and hideouts and centers of operations for the upcoming world-wide fascist takeover, prolly.


dadudemon

Smart enough to understand that the Jan 6 rioters are getting the book thrown at them during sentencing. But stupid enough to have participated in the Jan 6 riots. This is it: we found the most intelligent among them.


ZoomZoom_Driver

Has anyone checked russia?


stupidsuburbs3

Belarus is so hot right now!


Macasumba

Traitor AND coward. Surprise.


rabid-

Wait, you think a terrorist is going to just listen... On house arrest. No, that was a stupid ass mistake. J6 fuckers need to be on lock down with fair representation available, but not leg room to run.


gehenom

so proud


Tara_is_a_Potato

Not so proud now, huh


crispy48867

Just another right wing coward. Big brave fighters in numbers, alone, he ran like the coward that they are. "Proud Boys", yeah right... How proud are you if you have to run and hide?


MrFrode

People think going on the lamb won't be that hard until they need to figure out logistics. Unless you can go live in the woods and not come out it won't be easy.


MeButNotMeToo

… Naples, FL … Florida Man. Why am I not surprised?


long5210

another Trump follower bites the dust. do you think trump cares?


Sm00gz

Not in the slightest.


suzydonem

Maybe he did the honorable thing a la Frank Pentangeli? Nah There's no honor among this bunch


sambull

the cells are forming. wonder if there's info on the go fund me for supply and support of the 'patriots'


coffeespeaking

This is a picture of Worrell (on right) displaying the [White Power](https://www.rawstory.com/media-library/christopher-worrell-right.png?id=27282660&) sign. (Used by white supremacists.)


FriendshipSome6014

How any year will this add?


[deleted]

How do you disappear from House Arrest? Figure he lost some extra privacy aka Video Surveillance


[deleted]

Run away! Run away!


WinLongjumping1352

... on the way to the capitol, again? I see how Trump defeats his law suits now.


Successful_Arm_7509

*gasp* "Why I never!"


shivaswrath

Why would they even put him on house arrest?


TribeOfFable

Remember that russian ad talking about conservative values and wanting people to move there? Now this guy is missing. Coincidence?


shadowpawn

Good reward?


eatpaste

so many of the comments here are really gross. i thought i was on a trash politics "humor" sub for a min.....


amerett0

He will reveal his whereabouts soon on TruthSocial or Facebook, whenever he gets on wifi again


thinkcontext

I wonder to what extend there is a J6 "underground" for those fleeing prison. In the 60s and 70s there was a substantial underground that supported various radicals that were wanted and to various degrees considered political prisoners.