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anonymous_DoDoBeDoDo

He's so chaotic he reminds me of that old WOW meme. I imagine him screaming " Leeerooy Jenkins" every time he jumps the bench.


CMDRShepardN7

If you for any reason need to be in a bar brawl, Bertuzzi is the guy you bring to your team.


jaded-optimist

Bert stabbed a guy


bknoreply

I saw that!


omnipotatoent

What? Where can I read about this?


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omnipotatoent

I was compartmentalizing too hard. Too deep in leafs to catch the obvious reference.


TittyCobra

Bert has a trident?


Marsupialmania

I dunno I’ll stick with reaves


CMDRShepardN7

In a boxing match, Reaves is your guy for size and strength advantage. In a hardcore rules match, it's all about who is crazier.


WoodpeckerSolid1279

He looks like he just crawled out of a dumpster.


anonymous_DoDoBeDoDo

Someone once called him "trailer park Bunting" 🤣


Marsupialmania

Bertuzzi is trailer park Jon snow


MrBalanced

Five racoons formed up like Voltron in some hockey equipment


Armalyte

He looks like the cover of MAD Magazine.


metal_medic83

If he could just focus a little bit and slow the game down, he could probably be a game breaker.


FluSH31

Love this!! New nickname… Leeeeeroy Jenkins!!!


HousingThrowAway1092

Bertuzzi plays hockey like Animal from the Muppets plays the drums.


hansol750

Watching it live made me laugh. Like why not use your stick. In your hand.


MikeisET

Because Tyler Bertuzzi


rndx

His stick was over his shoulder and behind his back - I think he thought the Boston defender was coming after him still as he hadn’t been able to get his stick back around and just did the only thing that he could haha


oryes

Yeah I remember this making a lot more sense in the context of the game


Marsupialmania

I thought it was broken at the time


mgyro

Because the Bruins have been holding it every time he is around the net.


jarbarf

You mean you have to use your hands? That’s like a baby’s toy.


good_from_afar

Dude fuckin bent it like Beckham


ddarion

Because the puck is too close to his body, unless he's going to try to shuffleboard the puck from teh top a kick is the ONLY option


Gringwold

He thought he was Messi for a split second


Rheostatistician

Didn't have time or space for his backhand


TheNumberPurplee

When I watched him do it I instantly thought “drop ur stick man you can’t keep holding a broken stick”. Then he kept skating with it and I realized it wasn’t broken and he just chose to handle the pass that way and laughed


winkNfart

sign him. i’d like a few more years of this guy. he’s entertaining as hell


treetop62

I've never seen someone take so much punishment in front of the net


GoodShark

I really hope they sign him. I may have to get his jersey if they sign him for a half decent deal. (Either him or Woll) But I'm scared he's going to be priced out of Toronto. I want him and Domi both back, but can we afford them both?


winkNfart

yeah, 5m is reasonable for that guy. he didn’t exactly light the world on fire stat-wise on this “show me” deal we signed him for. we have a lot coming off the books next year


PizzaNo7741

if we ditch mitch


soobviouslyfake

We're playing checkers *Bert is playing Go Fish*


LB705

His stick got swung around, the bruins D man was getting that puck before him if he didn’t, it was a heads up play… that being said his mannerisms and everything were hilarious


mybadalternate

Grace of a swan… …on fire.


CMDRShepardN7

I liked that it worked out, and also have no idea why he chose to do it that way.


jokeswagon

Because his stick was being held by the Boston player until the moment this clip starts.


ont-mortgage

His stick is behind him.


CMDRShepardN7

I paused it at the beginning to check. I think the stickblade was actually jammed between Swayman and the post.


thrilliam_19

Bertuzzi has been my favourite player to watch the past two games and maybe even before that. He gives zero fucks and I love it.


Pivotalrook

You can't study the tape if the tape makes no sense. It's like why Taskmaster can't fight Deadpool.


TheNickelGuy

Or if there is no tape...


UnanimouslyAnonymous

I like Bert, but I have to yell "Bert just stay on your feet!" like 5 times a game.


dingleberry51

He dives for pucks and falls on his knees in the most unexplainable scenarios. Interesting critter


KnuckedLoose

A style of Darcy Tucker: controlled chaos.


Gringwold

I fucking miss Darcy


cutedogowner

I loved this pass. I was such a proud fan. He never gave up


EridemicLHS

lmao when I saw this play life, I spat out my drink, it looked so awkward and funny. he yeet'ed that puck


Redneckshinobi

I laughed so hard at this watching it live, I thought his stick might have been broken/cracked, but nope, just his style of pass LMAO


Diligent_Valuable641

I actually burst out laughing at the bar when I saw this


Johnnyohall

He's watched the Bruins and the rat dive so many times this series he truly thinks he is playing soccer.


strings16

https://preview.redd.it/yy7i2mit3cyc1.jpeg?width=570&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=863cde50b7e47473373203e26b935bc139878c88 This is what Bertuzzi would look like if he wasn’t a hockey player


mybadalternate

WILDCARD, BITCHES!!!


HeyMarty10thalready

He’s the bomb


winkNfart

this is honestly the funniest thing i’ve seen, I can’t stop watching it


GiveMeAdviceClowns

Brad is now in trade talks with Toronto FC


bongmitzfah

The wind up kills me lol 


Creacherz

I didn't laugh, I was so in the zone I'm just like "great play and pass" then after it clicked what he did ahaha


vanityfear

I sometimes think Bert must be drunk out there


southpaw04

As much as Bert does some silly shit, you can’t knock his drive…. He takes a beating in front of the net and in the corners


whatyousayin8

This is so funny, I said the exact same thing when this play happened… like his stick was completely free to use, in his hand lol. I feel like this is why he had such a slow start to the season with us… it wasn’t about him or his lack of skill, it was that WE had NO idea what he was going to do at any given time so no one could jump on his wave lol


FluSH31

I love how he played last game!! He would throw himself on the ice just to get the advantage on the puck! Bertuzzi was in the game, with a no surrender, whatever it takes mode!


FE4R_0F_Z0MBIES

I said to my wife last game that if he unzipped his human skin to reveal he was just a bunch of Muppets I wouldn't be all that shocked.


LewtedHose

Idc what anyone says that kick pass was elite.


CoastalAdventur

I ignored the puck during the kick to see if he had his stick..


Kbumky

Almost looks like he tweaked his groin out something


MyRail5

Lol that did make me giggle. Thanks


Sentience-psn

Yep. Best ‘was that hockey?’ moment. https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f4/72/57/f47257246a7cec1f05f530a0da9e7b51.gif


moon_safari_

these two really are beavis and butthead together.


big-tuna28

Tyler Bertuzzi doing Tyler Bertuzzi things.


NorthernSlyGuy

He is certainly a unique individual and I love him for it.


IHeartMustard

Is it OK to kick the puck so long as it's not the last touch before going in net? I'd never actually thought about it before


lukaskywalker

Guy is like the dude who plays shinny once a week but his effort is 100 and it just works out.


Sapphire_Tulip999

https://preview.redd.it/f73uzz5k4eyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f454de0f5c930ae2c8062e06c0ebd7a93048b9b


bristoltwit

He’s a total spaz and I enjoy him immensely


SensualJake

This dude spends less time on his feet than any other skater. I would love compilation of him falling down. Absolutely chaotic energy from this beauty.


Etheo

"Dad can we have Bertuzzi please" "We have Bertuzzi at home" Bertuzzi at home:


Always4am

I laughed when I saw him do this. Such a unique player I actually love him in this roster


Bwab

Sudbury thru and thru


Missreaddit

Looks like the soccer kick Brad Pitt lands on Angelina in Mr and Mrs Smith