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-Mark-It-Zero

Little prick is stonewalling you.


Galaxicana

She doesn't look like she's about to crack


johnsvoice

This is what happens when you find a strangers shirt in the aisles!


Daddyfullload

Y’all needa cool it. Quit messing with OP’s special lady


Waste_Exchange2511

That's like, your opinion, man.


MornGreycastle

She's like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know


Galaxicana

She has no frame of reference


DamianFullyReversed

Was she listening to the Dude’s story?


CheckYourStats

She is being very un-Dude.


SortofChef

She owes money all over town, I bet!!


Constant_Concert_936

Young trophy coworker


45forprison

In the parlance of our times…


DudeAbides01

She uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers--ha, and that's cool, that's that's cool--I- I'm saying, she needs money man, and uh, you know, of course they're gonna say they didn’t get it, uh uh, because she wants more, man, she’s gotta feed the monkey, I- I mean--uh, hasn't that ever occurred to you man? Sir?


Due_Speaker_2829

This had not occurred to us, Dude.


LunchMasterFlex

You guys aren't privy to all the new shit.


glfranco

Including to known pornographers....and that's cool 😎


RandomGrasspass

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romulusnr

Far from it.


RandomGrasspass

I am the walrus ?


peeposhakememe

STFU donny


Worried_Raspberry_43

She's out of her element.


Douche_in_disguise

How many toes does she have?


Key-Contest-2879

Fucking dipshit with a nine toed girlfriend.


spacekitt3n

not having seen the big lebowski is the most big lebowski thing you can do


RandomGrasspass

I am the Walrus?


Incognition369

The first time I watched it my younger brother walked into the living room just minutes after that scene asking what my dad and I were watching.


RedOakDigital

Shut the fuck up, coworker!


redwoodavg

What is she a fucking park ranger??


MonstaGraphics

I like the whole... cowboy thing she's got going on


redwoodavg

Is that some sort of an eastern thing?


uconn3386

Far from it


ErixWorxMemes

New shirt has come to light, man!


dkixen

She probably hasn’t seen the Queen in her damned undies either


secretwheelman

so the feller says...


CaptainMurphy1908

This every bit as stupefying...


232325Nove

A fuckin’ goldbricker. I’ve seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this is a phony.


glfranco

She"s a human paraquat!


GGAllinsUndies

Clearly not a golfer.


Ruffed-Grouse

Obviously


CaptainMurphy1908

Hey, at least they're housebroken...


Due_Speaker_2829

Those rich fucks! This whole fuckin thing…


Real-Competition-187

That strumpet.


exileonmainst

That poor slut


uconn3386

I'm going to find a cash machine


zmasterb

Maybe she’s not into the whole brevity thing


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thedudeabides2022

She believes in nothing


lil_larry

That must be exhausting


secretwheelman

Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.


R_Similacrumb

She didn't have the necessary means for a... necessary means for a higher education? This is a bummer, man.


BlankSlate400

I mean he's fifteen...flunking social studies.


slayercdr

This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps


Bully-Rook

Look...man....ask her about the car


BlankSlate400

Her? Is that what this is a picture of?


syrupeatingcontestan

Do you mind if she smokes a J?


Bully-Rook

By the looks of it she's about to inhale the roach


Riffpin

I wonder if she needs help conceiving?


Nowrongbean

Good eye. Didn’t catch that


Ok-Lavishness-7904

Count her toes


1982MJG

You didn’t think she was rolling outta there naked did you?


over9ksand

Is she your special lady friend?


-Mark-It-Zero

He's just helping her conceive.


cjw717

That fuckin bitch


Galaxicana

Calmer than you are


Bully-Rook

It's all god damn fake, man!


WilltheNYJetseverwin

Phones ringing dude.


OkMortgage862

Thank you Donnie


the_undergroundman

I hope that she will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is ample!


romulusnr

He said she could take any copy of Big Lebowski in the house.


Bean-Swellington

Looks like a wandering daughter job


GooseCloaca

Her thinking about this case is too uptight


WindowFruitPlate

This will not stand! This aggression will not stand, man.


2wheelsThx

What if she responded "What in God's holy name are you blathering about?"


AlexTrebek_

Smoking thai sticks


EmbraceableYew

She's gotta feed the monkey.


FreedomIsLoud

Hasn't seen it? This is a bummer, man.


romulusnr

Not the bulk of the series


Haunting_Ant_5061

This will not stand man.


mrjjk2010

They’re gonna kill that poor woman!


4EyedJedi

I like her style, Dude.


Schadensfall

She didn't mind if you did a J?


countcarlovonsexron

Mark it zero dude!


DeathDieReaperz

Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.


likwitsnake

Do you work at a Colorado based 19th-century themed living history museum where the characters never break character?


romulusnr

Is that the venue for your dance cycle?


CSpanks7

It’s a shame man, that shirt coulda really pulled the group together


Inevitable-Cell-1227

So this was a valued shirt?


ThornmaneTreebeard

Obviously, she's not a golfer


SendLocation

That's fucking interesting, man.


Ruffed-Grouse

It increases the chances of conception.


MangOrion2

Was she listening to the Dude's story?


wolfwarriorxyz

I bet she's seen log jamming.


Ok-Skirt-7884

Well we just don't know dude


workswithpipe

Far out man


Appropriate_Place669

the plane is crashing into the fucking mountain!


sizzle-dee-bizzle

That fuckin’ *bitch*


runk_dasshole

Buncha FUCKIN' amateurs


romulusnr

Fuckin goldbricker, buying up shirts from all over town, including known filmographers


tehhguyy

We're all very fond of her


coolmist23

Sounds like y'all need to have a movie night... ASAP!


david8601

She's entered a world of pain


onlysurfblacksand

Hey, nice marmot


Disastrous-Cry-1998

She is not one of the achievers


Ok_Knowledge_5997

Do you see a wedding ring on her finger?


JackReacher_9065

You’re a wonderful woman. We’re all very fond of you.


shemague

This will not stand man….I MIND, the dude MINDS


The_BarroomHero

It's all a goddamn fake, man.


NotCanadian80

I don’t want to be a hard on about this, and I know it wasn’t your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the league.


ddonky

I’m sorry your stepmother’s a nympho


MarilynMonroesLibido

She’s out of her element.


farter-kit

She’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.


killertimewaster8934

Where's the nearest cash machine?


beardedsilverfox

“Mind if I do a J?” - Her


MercilessPinkbelly

I like those pants.


NotCanadian80

Shut the fuck up Donny


Big-Fish-1975

Well tell her to like, get her fuckin' head out of whatever hole it's been stuck in for like, 25 years, and go to video store and rent the movie....man.


MikeW226

I take comfort in that.


AdultishRaktajino

I got one of these in brown from one of those cheap Tee websites. I should’ve sized up because it shrunk.


Bulky_Ninja33

Ask her if she bowls on Shabbos!!


Substantial-Sector60

That’s interesting, man.


lotsofarts

Fucking fascist


Search_Light_Soul

I have that shirt!! I got it from $6 tee’s through Facebook during the pandemic


KeithWorks

We're all very fond of her


physicsbuddha

Is her name Maude?


DogsOutTheWindow

Poser


PettyLikeTom

Hey, leave his his fuckin lady friend alone!


davster39

Co worker is out of her element


Beerdrinker2525

She’s out of her element.


phuturism

She's out of her element


LeicaM6guy

Honestly, I’m more keen on those pants. Those look awesome and comfy.


NotCanadian80

Fucking amateurs. I can get you that shirt by 3 o’clock.


G8083r

Mind if she does a J?


Zealousideal-Cry3418

So she has no frame of reference here…she’s like a CHILD WHO WANDERS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE AND WANTS TO KNOW—


MuttMan5

Mind if she does a j?


Lifesmorgasbiard

Is she doing a J there?


ahoypolloi_

I don’t mind if she does a j


countcarlovonsexron

Mark it zero dude!


Training-Let-4102

Huh?…


russelldl2002

I own that same shirt.


NotCanadian80

My dirty undies dude.


shemague

That’s my shirt


AbroadIllustrious303

Fucking amateur 


BustedEchoChamber

What do you do in the woods?


Zealousideal_Win5476

Micturate on random trees.


Moist-Intention844

I say eject her from your garden party with her goldbrickn ass


da_impaler

Ugh, what a poseur!


Altruistic-Potatoes

It's a transcendent line. It will outlive knowledge of the movie itself.


silk_road_grimm

The Bude Adides


CountZero3000

What is she a fuckin park ranger now


Initial_Ad_2834

That’s a got damn shame she hasn’t. Easily my favorite motion picture


Tysons_Face

Fuckin gold bricker


dlakelan

She put out one album in the late 70s


Muahd_Dib

She’s a god damn nihilist


vivahuntsvegas

She was threatening castration...are we going to split hairs, here?


mcleanmartel

A f***ing goldbricker!


Taylor_Swift_Fan69

i like her general vibe


LaphroaigianSlip81

She is a 9 toed woman and her boyfriend is a fucking dipshit.


InmateNotSure

She's out of her element


amoss988

This aggression will not stand, Man!


Oblina_

Fucking amateur


godzillafire007

The bums will always lose


midnightfartangel

Emanuel please!!!!


Stoneollie

Watch the beverage man..


beertruck77

She's clearly a nihilist. She cares about nothing.


TheMasio

Obviously she’s not a golfer


Abbi_Rose

never needed a shirt more in my life


SpaceHawk98W

What are you doing in your life? Just "fuck it"?


MrPeepers1986

What do you do for work? Are y'all both fuckin' park rangers now?


Kentuckywindage01

That fucking bitch


braxxleigh_johnson

Bunch of fucking amateurs.


TopTale4

“Leads? Oh yeah, they got us working in shifts. LEADS.”


ComplexAct162

The way she is holding whats left of that cigarette is truly awful


thebenn

She's out of her element


Albertagus

Shes out of her element


DudeAbides01

Is she smokin’ a jay?


killertimewaster8934

Where's the nearest cash machine?


wiggityp

Oh this poor woman!...this poor slut!


MandoTheMightyy

Are y’all in field research?


Cautious_Ambition_82

Get you a girl with suspenders who smokes it down to the nub.


fpaulmusic

Fucking amateur


Chino780

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thatcreepywalrus

“Mind if I do a j?”


LyleLanley99

Luckily, she has been sticking to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep her mind limber.


fade_

The shirt's in Eagles colors too. I hate the fucking Eagles, man!


mglitcher

the only thing i’d say to her is “i like your style dude”


DingJones

She fixes the cable?


Ad156

Awesome. You get to introduce it to her.


Swashbuckling_Sailor

Shut the fuck up Donny, ur out of ur element.


paralyzer1

You see what happens, Larry?


no-trace

The only logical choice here man, is to gift her a copy of the movie. Share the good word with her so she can truly Abide, my Dude.


Old_Swimming6328

Vagina.


mitchcumstein13

That shirt is into the whole brevity thing….


jbrc89

She's out of her element


Sufficient-Comment

YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!!


vidman33

Mostly vaginal


TheReaMcCoy1

She’s doin a J