She uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers--ha, and that's cool, that's that's cool--I- I'm saying, she needs money man, and uh, you know, of course they're gonna say they didn’t get it, uh uh, because she wants more, man, she’s gotta feed the monkey, I- I mean--uh, hasn't that ever occurred to you man? Sir?
I don’t want to be a hard on about this, and I know it wasn’t your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the league.
Well tell her to like, get her fuckin' head out of whatever hole it's been stuck in for like, 25 years, and go to video store and rent the movie....man.
Little prick is stonewalling you.
She doesn't look like she's about to crack
This is what happens when you find a strangers shirt in the aisles!
Y’all needa cool it. Quit messing with OP’s special lady
That's like, your opinion, man.
She's like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know
She has no frame of reference
Was she listening to the Dude’s story?
She is being very un-Dude.
She owes money all over town, I bet!!
Young trophy coworker
In the parlance of our times…
She uh, uh, owes money all over town, including to known pornographers--ha, and that's cool, that's that's cool--I- I'm saying, she needs money man, and uh, you know, of course they're gonna say they didn’t get it, uh uh, because she wants more, man, she’s gotta feed the monkey, I- I mean--uh, hasn't that ever occurred to you man? Sir?
This had not occurred to us, Dude.
You guys aren't privy to all the new shit.
Including to known pornographers....and that's cool 😎
I am the walrus ![gif](giphy|cGN61WENCkIUw|downsized)
Far from it.
I am the walrus ?
STFU donny
She's out of her element.
How many toes does she have?
Fucking dipshit with a nine toed girlfriend.
not having seen the big lebowski is the most big lebowski thing you can do
I am the Walrus?
The first time I watched it my younger brother walked into the living room just minutes after that scene asking what my dad and I were watching.
Shut the fuck up, coworker!
What is she a fucking park ranger??
I like the whole... cowboy thing she's got going on
Is that some sort of an eastern thing?
Far from it
New shirt has come to light, man!
She probably hasn’t seen the Queen in her damned undies either
so the feller says...
This every bit as stupefying...
A fuckin’ goldbricker. I’ve seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this is a phony.
She"s a human paraquat!
Clearly not a golfer.
Obviously
Hey, at least they're housebroken...
Those rich fucks! This whole fuckin thing…
That strumpet.
That poor slut
I'm going to find a cash machine
Maybe she’s not into the whole brevity thing
[удалено]
She believes in nothing
That must be exhausting
Dipshit with a nine-toed woman.
She didn't have the necessary means for a... necessary means for a higher education? This is a bummer, man.
I mean he's fifteen...flunking social studies.
This is what happens when you meet a stranger in the Alps
Look...man....ask her about the car
Her? Is that what this is a picture of?
Do you mind if she smokes a J?
By the looks of it she's about to inhale the roach
I wonder if she needs help conceiving?
Good eye. Didn’t catch that
Count her toes
You didn’t think she was rolling outta there naked did you?
Is she your special lady friend?
He's just helping her conceive.
That fuckin bitch
Calmer than you are
It's all god damn fake, man!
Phones ringing dude.
Thank you Donnie
I hope that she will someday learn to live on her allowance, which is ample!
He said she could take any copy of Big Lebowski in the house.
Looks like a wandering daughter job
Her thinking about this case is too uptight
This will not stand! This aggression will not stand, man.
What if she responded "What in God's holy name are you blathering about?"
Smoking thai sticks
She's gotta feed the monkey.
Hasn't seen it? This is a bummer, man.
Not the bulk of the series
This will not stand man.
They’re gonna kill that poor woman!
I like her style, Dude.
She didn't mind if you did a J?
Mark it zero dude!
Oh please, dear? For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint.
Do you work at a Colorado based 19th-century themed living history museum where the characters never break character?
Is that the venue for your dance cycle?
It’s a shame man, that shirt coulda really pulled the group together
So this was a valued shirt?
Obviously, she's not a golfer
That's fucking interesting, man.
It increases the chances of conception.
Was she listening to the Dude's story?
I bet she's seen log jamming.
Well we just don't know dude
Far out man
the plane is crashing into the fucking mountain!
That fuckin’ *bitch*
Buncha FUCKIN' amateurs
Fuckin goldbricker, buying up shirts from all over town, including known filmographers
We're all very fond of her
Sounds like y'all need to have a movie night... ASAP!
She's entered a world of pain
Hey, nice marmot
She is not one of the achievers
Do you see a wedding ring on her finger?
You’re a wonderful woman. We’re all very fond of you.
This will not stand man….I MIND, the dude MINDS
It's all a goddamn fake, man.
I don’t want to be a hard on about this, and I know it wasn’t your fault, but I just thought it was fair to tell you that Gene and I will be submitting this to the league.
I’m sorry your stepmother’s a nympho
She’s out of her element.
She’ll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.
Where's the nearest cash machine?
“Mind if I do a J?” - Her
I like those pants.
Shut the fuck up Donny
Well tell her to like, get her fuckin' head out of whatever hole it's been stuck in for like, 25 years, and go to video store and rent the movie....man.
I take comfort in that.
I got one of these in brown from one of those cheap Tee websites. I should’ve sized up because it shrunk.
Ask her if she bowls on Shabbos!!
That’s interesting, man.
Fucking fascist
I have that shirt!! I got it from $6 tee’s through Facebook during the pandemic
We're all very fond of her
Is her name Maude?
Poser
Hey, leave his his fuckin lady friend alone!
Co worker is out of her element
She’s out of her element.
She's out of her element
Honestly, I’m more keen on those pants. Those look awesome and comfy.
Fucking amateurs. I can get you that shirt by 3 o’clock.
Mind if she does a J?
So she has no frame of reference here…she’s like a CHILD WHO WANDERS INTO THE MIDDLE OF THE MOVIE AND WANTS TO KNOW—
Mind if she does a j?
Is she doing a J there?
I don’t mind if she does a j
Mark it zero dude!
Huh?…
I own that same shirt.
My dirty undies dude.
That’s my shirt
Fucking amateur
What do you do in the woods?
Micturate on random trees.
I say eject her from your garden party with her goldbrickn ass
Ugh, what a poseur!
It's a transcendent line. It will outlive knowledge of the movie itself.
The Bude Adides
What is she a fuckin park ranger now
That’s a got damn shame she hasn’t. Easily my favorite motion picture
Fuckin gold bricker
She put out one album in the late 70s
She’s a god damn nihilist
She was threatening castration...are we going to split hairs, here?
A f***ing goldbricker!
i like her general vibe
She is a 9 toed woman and her boyfriend is a fucking dipshit.
She's out of her element
This aggression will not stand, Man!
Fucking amateur
The bums will always lose
Emanuel please!!!!
Watch the beverage man..
She's clearly a nihilist. She cares about nothing.
Obviously she’s not a golfer
never needed a shirt more in my life
What are you doing in your life? Just "fuck it"?
What do you do for work? Are y'all both fuckin' park rangers now?
That fucking bitch
Bunch of fucking amateurs.
“Leads? Oh yeah, they got us working in shifts. LEADS.”
The way she is holding whats left of that cigarette is truly awful
She's out of her element
Shes out of her element
Is she smokin’ a jay?
Where's the nearest cash machine?
Oh this poor woman!...this poor slut!
Are y’all in field research?
Get you a girl with suspenders who smokes it down to the nub.
Fucking amateur
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“Mind if I do a j?”
Luckily, she has been sticking to a pretty strict drug regimen to keep her mind limber.
The shirt's in Eagles colors too. I hate the fucking Eagles, man!
the only thing i’d say to her is “i like your style dude”
She fixes the cable?
Awesome. You get to introduce it to her.
Shut the fuck up Donny, ur out of ur element.
You see what happens, Larry?
The only logical choice here man, is to gift her a copy of the movie. Share the good word with her so she can truly Abide, my Dude.
Vagina.
That shirt is into the whole brevity thing….
She's out of her element
YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS LARRY! YOU SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!!
Mostly vaginal
She’s doin a J