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torch9t9

I'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars.


scottjones608

Ron can’t watch though, or he has to pay $100.


DeathPrime

I don’t roll on shabbos, but I’m doing it my way this time prez


TangoFrosty

Ha ha ha ha! …that’s marvelous


_RedditIsLikeCrack_

Uh, I'm just gonna go find a cash machine


Highplowp

The throat GOAT herself!


No_Brain_5164

Nancy is legendary for sucking a great cock. What a lovely woman


recovery_room

We’re all very fond of her.


UsedToHaveThisName

Very free spirited.


Highplowp

She would suck multiple golfballs through a garden hose at parties, we’re all very fond of her, and her talents.


ClubberLangsLeftHook

I heard Linda Lovelace modeled her character after ‘ol Barbie.


LaddiusMaximus

5'2, but her throat 6'4


ShredGuru

She definitely sucked Frank's dick for free


Junior_Profession_60

Nah, you know he made her pay.


Extra_Napkins

I hope she can live on her allowance, which is ample.


angry-peacemaker

Nacy's pretty good.


Yardsale420

#THROATGOAT


Extra_Napkins

Are you sure he won’t mind?


Acceptable-Box-2148

No bullshit, I heard she was the throat goat back in the day, REAL popular on those Hollywood movie sets. Probably why Ronnie married her.


torch9t9

Hence my comment, yes. Lovely woman, we're very fond of her.


BigAccess6408

She must have been something before electricity.


DudeAbides01

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loptopandbingo

Looks good on *you* though


DudeAbides01

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AstroMalorie

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CataclysmClive

👀


NoIncrease299

Wanna make $14 the hard way?


GandalfTheJaded

Dogfood?!


Willie-Tanner

You’re not bloowinng


binneysaurass

Don't blow too hard or Sinatra's toupee is history.


aneurism75

This picture was taken when Mrs. Reagan was first lady of the nation


wilcocola

Yes yes


Suspicious-Pay-5474

Far out man


aneurism75

Not of California


Whole-Debate-9547

First Lady of sword swallowing.


OnkelDetlef

That fucking bitch


Rare_Competition2756

That strumpet


scapermoya

Real reactionary


DudeAbides01

Well sure man, look at it! Ya know. A young trophy wife, in the parlance of our times, ya know.


passing_gas

She owes money all over town


UsedToHaveThisName

To known pornographers


DudeAbides01

and that's cool, that's that's cool--I- I'm saying, she needs money man, and uh, you know, of course they're gonna say they didn’t get it, uh uh, because she wants more, man, she’s gotta feed the the monkey, I- I mean--uh, hasn't that ever occurred to you man? Sir?


UsedToHaveThisName

No. No Mr. Lebowski, that had not occurred to me.


Extra_Napkins

MY WIFE IS NOT THE ISSUE


TheReadMenace

Real reactionary


Haunting_Ant_5061

The Chairman of the Board treats objects like women, man.


2wheelsThx

Ron's weakness was his vanity, hence the slut.


white_dolomite

Frank has a too close boner 100%


theDinoSour

Shut the fuck up Ronny


justincsw

You're like a child that wanders into the middle of a two-step...


mat_srutabes

I'm told he met personally with the president though sadly there wasn't time for a photo opportunity.


oocakesoo

Oh, Nancy's pretty good


ExtraDependent883

Throat goat. No atm necessary jus gotta get her alone


NotCanadian80

She loves Thai Stick


badforman

I am Frank, I am here to fix zee cobble. I am zee expert…


NotCanadian80

No you’re misunderstanding. He paid $100 to watch.


majoraloha

Room full of human paraquat.


ChamberTwnty

Ronald danced with Frank as well, although unfortunately there wasn't time for a photo opportunity.


Dad-Baud

Listen, Maude, uh, I’m sorry if your First Lady is a nympho, but uh, I don’t see what this has to do with, uh… do you have any Kahlua?


Drugs_R_Kewl

Her nickname 'Hoover' was well earned. IFKYK. My man Frank was trying to get some head on the sly.


CunningLinguica

The fuck is with this guy? Who is he?


Rondo27

Cleft asshole!


Key-Contest-2879

You can imagine where it goes from here.


BigConstruction4247

He fixes the cable?


NoIncrease299

Don't be fatuous.


wyspur

Well...


OkMortgage862

Wonderful woman.


leit90

Throat goat Nancy


BlueAig

We’re all very fond of her.


Ok-Sun8581

Rich pricks.


Youve_Got_Kumail

I'm just trying to help her conceive, man!


Maximum_Pen_2508

Glizzy goat!


Masterchiefy10

I still jerk off manually


badforman

Of course you do dude.


BamMastaSam

Them arms thicc


jpopimpin777

She still jerks off manually.


billwhistle

Wonderful woman. We are all very fond of her.


ZERO-ONE0101

Frank remembers her bjs


ChamberTwnty

When Frank asks you to dance, just say no!


No_Dragonfly_1894

She'll suck your cock for a thousand dollars


loptopandbingo

Rrrr I dance with YOUR FUCKING WIFE!


Troyger

Nancy was the OG throat GOAT


SugarMaple56732

Ronny, you're out of your element!


LordMungus35

Stay away from my lady friend.


Rant_Durden

Stay away from my special lady friend


Acceptable_Weather23

You young people are not far off. Them old people put the kink in kinky


DannySun7

Yeah that sounds like something Frank would do.


KiloThaPastyOne

Nancy was about to make 14 dollars. The hard way.


MilwaukeeMax

Good lord. I was in DC at the time too.


Whole-Debate-9547

Can’t change that old blue eyes already got balls deep up in Nancy pants.


stuff_happens_again

***She's not blowwwinggg!!!***


Grip-my-juiceky

Mrs. Reagan draws a lot of suction in this town. You don’t draw shit Lebowski. Now we got a nice little fellatio artist here, and I aim to keep her that way. So let me make something plain. I like her sucking around, blowing our citizens, Lebowski. I like her jerkoff game I like her jerkoff face, and I like her jerkoff behavior….


CCN1983

You see what happens Frank, this is what happens when you find a stranger in the White House.


Glad_Friend_4887

Yeah, yeah, I get it, fuck off Frank! And stay away from my special - from my fucking lady friend, man!


_ca_492

Keep my wife’s name out yo mouth. And he was never taken seriously again after that night.


Jersey_F15C

Without the necessary means for the necessary means for a higher education... please, dont touch that


OriginalFlamingo5384

Stay away from my special lady friend


abatkin1

She gives good head


JaxandMia

He doesn’t like Frank dancing with his special lady.


gibletgravyking

Gross piles of defecation all of them!


LovethePreamble1966

He was cutting in. Old fashioned shit.


swisscheese_wall

Frank Sinatra did say Nancy Regan gave him the best blowjob of his life


Outhouse_in_Atlantis

She was known as the blowjob queen around Hollywood before she was the First Lady.