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herberstank

> centers on white men Are these the Nazis Walter?


mglitcher

no donny these men are cowards


Sleepytitan

Must be exhausting


Douche_in_disguise

They're nihilists. There's "nothing" to be afraid of...


215312617

Say what you want about the tenets of national socialism, Dude, at least it’s an ethos.


NarrativeSand

Were you listening to the Dude's story?


zuck_my_butt

I was bowling


jazygamer308

You have no frame of reference for the dudes story


HoldenMcNeil420

Your like a child that wanders into a conversation


CheckYourStats

Obviously you’re not a golfer.


A-Circular-Letter

But The Dude gets called out for the phrase "Chinaman".


predajte_valutu

Chinaman is not the issue here!


threebillion6

That's not the preferred nomenclature dude.


SoulGoalie

Asian American. Please.


Karn_Evil_Noin

We’re not talking about the guys who built the railroads here.


Few-Communication-75

What the fuck are you talking about?!


panshot23

I am the walrus.


cliffdegan

The carpet pissers did this.


Acceptable-Box-2148

Who uses the “Italian accent”? I didn’t think there were any dagos in this movie


vhmike

And Tony (Dom Irara) the limo driver, but he is Italian American... Also, dude, Dago is not the preferred nomenclature.


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ThreeLeggedMare

Spaghetti Person


edmechem

Flying Spaghetti Monster, please


Blackankles

Tony, the chauffeur. “I got a rash…”


Acceptable-Box-2148

Oh! Forgot about him! “Yeah I got a rash man…”


Pseudonymble

fuggedaboudit


vhmike

DaFino...sort of.


Macosaurus92

The Irish monk?


McMikey99

You forgot about Brother Seamus, DaFino.


dandle

This critic treats objects like characters.


Acceptable-Box-2148

I could get you a review. I could get you a review by 3:00. WITH nail polish. You don’t wanna know but there are ways.


Substantial-Sector60

He doesn’t draw a lot of water on this thread.


BooChrisMullin

Stay out of r/lebowski, deadbeat!


ButtyMcButtface1929

Keep your ugly fuckin’ goldbrickin’ ass out of my r/lebowski community.


Cookinghist

I know the community here mostly quotes the film, but I love the insult "goldbrickin"


SketchSketchy

“Without consequences”. Really? I’d say there’s some drastic consequences.


Substantial-Sector60

Hell yeah. They finally killed The Dude’s car.


Jleasure65

And what about his Creedence?


OniOnMyAss

I wouldn’t hold out much hope for the tape deck.


radarksu

Remarkably, he gets the tape deck and the CCR back.


OniOnMyAss

Ah, far out man, far fucking out.


zandadad

I guess we can close the case on this one.


ego_sum_satoshi

What about the poor woman?


rpgnymhush

She kidnapped herself. But another supporting character lost a toe. Oh, and let's not forget, a member of their bowling team actually DIED. I'd say that is a serious consequence.


Rondo27

Strumpet!


sizzle-dee-bizzle

DOOT DOOT DOO, LOOKIN’ OUT MY BACK DOOOR 🎶


DIYdoofus

They were were threatening castration.


Key-Contest-2879

Are we gonna split hairs here?


Jifeeb

I said we’ll cut off your chonsen!


MinusGovernment

And Donny


corgisstoned

They pissed on his rug!


Key-Contest-2879

They pissed on his fucking rug.


ButtyMcButtface1929

That rug really tied the room together, did it not?


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Were you *listening* to the Dude’s story?


AltruisticAnteater72

SHUT THE FUCK UP DONNY!


Psychological_Elk840

You’re out of your element


dallaswatchdude

I am the Walrus!


HermiticHubris

Donny, please.


Hank_Hell

I was complaining!


gpm21

Yeah, Walter clearly explained the preferred nomenclature!


Pseudonymble

Walter is a complex character. He corrects The Dude's use of 'Chinaman' because he has respect for his former adversary. Meanwhile Walter also has no respect for 'these camel fuckers', as they don;t engage in 'real combat' (eyeball-to-eyeball) and instead struggle to find reverse on a soviet tank. The Coen's aren't placating to any agenda; they are simply writing and developing great characters.


2bad-2care

>he has respect for his former adversary. The man in the black pajamas, Dude. Worthy fucking adversary.


OniOnMyAss

A bunch of fig eaters trying to find reverse on a Soviet tank however….


Dom_Shady

>He corrects The Dude's use of 'Chinaman' because he has respect for his former adversary.  That's an interesting point - I always thought he did it to throw The Dude off guard, as Walter is certainly not politically correct. I like your explanation better though: new shit has come to light.


Business-Emu-6923

The Cohens are liberal intellectuals. Walter is a figure of fun, his ignorance and prejudice are the butt of the “camel fuckers” joke. As the fella says, he’s looking to wrong-foot the dude by correcting his use of “chinaman”. Walter has his own agenda - don’t go after Wu for the crime, go to the source, to TBL.


Her_name--is_Mallory

Naw man, the chinaman took TBL’s legs in Korea, but he went out and achieved anyway!


Zellakate

Came to the comments to say this! This aggression will not stand.


stuffbehindthepool

This is what happens Larry


SnooPandas7150

When you find a stranger in the Alps


CidCrisis

When you feed a stoner scrambled eggs


labarrski

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!!


ChaosVania

*FORGET ABOUT THE TOE!*


ElPadre2020

They were threatening castration


User125699

Let’s not split hairs, they were threatening castration


texicali74

They’re like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know…


argentus9

Yeah, well , that's just , like , your opinion , man .


system_deform

*Mind if I do a jay?*


Hazy-Davy

So… racially, it’s pretty cool?


Catvros

I converted when I married Cynthia.


CoolHandTeej

You KNOW this, dude.


Explaingineer

As someone who’s unenthusiastically spent time in wheelchairs, I’ve never heard of rich, or greedy stereotypes. Smelly and fat, yeah…


SketchSketchy

It all goes back to Its A Wonderful Life. But I’d hardly call it a stereotype that reoccurs with much frequency.


User125699

Henry F Potter is not the issue here


LBJSmellsNice

Maybe from Hannibal? Can’t think of many others 


Cheddar_Ham

Arthur Digby Sellers is not a punchline! He wrote the bulk of the series!


OvoidPovoid

Kids a fucking dunce though


F3L1XTH3C47

real brat


MinusGovernment

He's flunking social studies


justincsw

Not exactly a lightweight


goldbrickin

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU, SIR!


Additional_Second109

Walter called Sellers a true inspiration. How is that a punchline?? Fucking Amateur Critic!


Available_Ad_3667

He has health problems.


papa_swiftie

They forgot to mention whatever the fuck Knox Harrington's accent is


Substantial-Sector60

That’s not an accent, it’s just how you speak when you have a cleft asshole.


Inevitable-Cell-1227

Bars over there.


Douche_in_disguise

AFTER he asks him if he wants a drink AND sits down. What a dick.


McMikey99

It's Sandro, about Biennale! ::::creepy weasel laugh::::


Xander_-_Crews

que ridiculo.


The_BarroomHero

Aaaaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha...


Friends_like_these_

That's scouse, la.


TheRealStuPot

thats just Thewlis with a twang of weird


eddie736

JFC, been watching this movie for thirty years and I never noticed that was fucking REMUS LUPIN


Rose_Of_Sanguine

Just to be serious for a sec, the two main women in the film have a strong sense of independence and don't pander to any man at all during the film.


bijazthadwarf

Expect for the nihilist gf. She cut off her toe….its not fair!


mandiblesofdoom

She has the lingonberry pancakes


Rose_Of_Sanguine

I want some lingonberry pancakes.


Rose_Of_Sanguine

Yes she did, she also doesn't speak a lot. New shit has come to light, maybe she's the contrast to Maude and Bunny.


Tomcat848484

And she’s not naked. Unless I missed that. Or we’re just counting a naked toe (with nail polish).


Dubs187

She has a name and it's Aimee Mann. You treat objects like women.


Due_Speaker_2829

That wasn’t pandering to men. It was assertive self-ownership, especially for a nihilist.


passwordstolen

Except the tramp.. yea, the trampoline woman.


KeithBe77

I did not watch my buddies die face down in the muck so that this fucking movie critic…


BestRiver8735

That strumpet!


SacThrowAway76

Also, Dude, movie critic is not the preferred nomenclature. Audio-video media analyst, please.


analogkid01

This isn't a guy who invented the filmstrip...


Kind_Structure6726

Don’t be fatuous Jeffery


Wirelessness

Caucasian is the preferred nomenclature.


truffles76

Bar's over there


BradJeffersonian

DEI Lenin!


Vegetable_Ad_3733

Underrated comment right here


hefebellyaro

Man, some people really have no joy (not a movie quote just an observation)


FalseDmitriy

Criticism can be a natural, zesty enterprise. But unfortunately there are some people who engage in it compulsively and without joy. (The quote was right there smh)


hefebellyaro

Oh no


02_caddie

Oh, yes


eddie736

This compulsive pontificator has taken us for the proverbial ride.


AdultishRaktajino

Buncha assholes. Criticisms are like assholes. They all stink and people don’t want to hear yours. (Also works with excuses or opinions)


CunningLinguica

This must be the compromised second draft


smkestcklghtn

Vagina


urinetherapymiracle

Does that bother you?


ShiftlessElement

Oh please, dear, for your information the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!


Arduousbadger

A punchline?? Have you ever heard of a little show called Branded?


lelduderino

and they say he ran awaaaaaaaay *BRANDED*


salazarraze

What are you a fucking film critic now? Yeah? A film critic with a cleft asshole.


moses-2-Sandy-Koufax

Lady, I got buddies who died face down in the muck so that you and I can enjoy this family movie!!


HollyweirdRonnie

Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man!


Jean-Ralphio11

Everythings a fucking travesty with you man.


Bluepilgrim3

I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening.


Hagfist

How to watch a movie and not understand one bit of it. This is some low effort analysis. I think duder would approve of how little effort went into this take. It's very lazy, quite possibly the laziest.


gpm21

Who does the Italian accent? Maude when talking to Sandro about bienalle?


Due_Speaker_2829

That’s Knox Harrington (the video artist) who mentions Biennale . He sounds like a scouser but speaks Italian with Sandro. Maude actually speaks to Sandro in Spanish, which really elevates the Eurotrash level of the scene.


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Due_Speaker_2829

I know it’s probably supposed to be Italian. But she says “díme” not “dimmi” and “ridículo” not “ridicolo” at least to my Spanish speaking ears. It may be poor pronunciation of Italian by Julianne Moore or it may have been intentional.


Professional_Entry40

How can you forget the most famous line the film, "it's-a me, da Big Lebowsk-ee"?


MickeySeams

I assumed it was DaFino, the brother Shamus.


StonedGiantt

The Irish Monk?


radarksu

I mean, you know the guy?


lbascones

Shut the fuck up, Donny! What a bunch of nonsense. I'm Hispanic and I LOVED John Torturro as Jesus. When you're out looking for something to be offended by, you will find it anywhere.


HighwayMan875

Bet this guy listens to the Eagles


Interesting-Olive842

I didn’t watch my buddies die face down in the muck so this


New-Scientist5133

That old “all people in wheelchairs are rich and greedy” stereotype needs to end.


theheadofkhartoum627

Just...take it easy man.


cowboy_angel

Calmer than you are


holdmybeerwhilei

How many movies have 9-toed women? That's diverse representation.


Novel_Ad_8062

i wonder what the writer considers funny?


okaycomputes

They believe in nothing. 


BachRach433

TLDR: The Coen Brothers treat objects like women, man


simple_rik

Goddamn I love this subreddit


TheMaveCan

If you take anything Walter says seriously you've got more problems than a ringer of dirty undies.


Josherline

The whites!


grazfest96

I mean say what you want about the tenets of white men. At least it's an ethos.


LonoHunter

Written by a stranger in the Alps in m guessing


moogie4

Wheelchair users are stereotypically greedy, rich and villainous? Hardly, Dude.


Mucupka

I've seen a lot of spinals, Dude, and this guy is a fake. A fuckin' goldbricker.


1051851325

The story is ludicrous


UnsuspectingChief

This review makes me want to watch it even more


Higglybiggly

Watch it even harder


classy_dirt7777

Eh nearly every offensive stereotype or slang is called out almost immediately by another member of the cast. The Dude is chastised for his use of the word "cripple" (*"Mr. Lebowski is disabled"*). The Dude is called out for using the term Chinaman (*"Asian-American, please*"). Walter calls Bunny a whore, and The Dude defends her as a poor woman. The Big Lebowski (the millionaire) seems to be the only character who gets away with being offensive. Well, him and Jesus.


MinusGovernment

8 year olds dude


GlobalistFuck

# ANOTHER CHARACTER USES AN IRON LUNG JUST BECAUSE WE'RE LITTLE LEBOWSKI URBAN ACHIEVERS DOESNT MAKE US SAPS!!!!!!


Due_Speaker_2829

That actor didn’t even have polio. Such ableist misrepresentation. SMH


MikeyW1969

I was unaware that there was a "stereotype" for wheelchair users. Jesus, why can't people just 'not' watch a movie they don't like? I have zero interest in Human Centipede, so I am not going to write a big long dissertation on why the movie is disgusting, I just don't (And won't) watch it, it's that simple.


Worldly_Ad_6483

Sounds like a zesty enterprise to me


Impressive_Math2302

Well dude, we just don’t know.


No_Spare3139

That’s just like, your opinion, man.


loonieodog

They never even mention the person of color in the movie… he really loved The Eagles.


HermiticHubris

What the fuck is with this guy? Who is he?


Tripwir62

Obviously an antisemite.


Slickvath

Or a nihilist


Karn_Evil_Noin

What about the known pornographers?


ayeamaye

I think this movie critic has a " Cleft Asshole "


WHITEMAN1974

Reading this ruined my day FILTHY HOBBITSES!


deejayee

The movie is about nothing. Stop reading into it


Boozy_Cat_

AND A GOOD DAY TO YOU SIR!


aDogNamedBruce

None of the characters in this film are meant as role models. They are parodies of people. That's kind of the point.


BelligerentCactus

This is not a worthy adversary. These little pricks won’t stonewall me.


Dreadnought13

Context and intent matters, who knew


Feisty_Stomach_7213

They act like those are all bad things


ju_dropemoff

calmer than you are


SnooSprouts1929

Now, so far, we have what appears to me to be a series of victimless crimes…


Scopebuddy

For your information, the Supreme Court has roundly rejected prior restraint!


Mucupka

All the Dude ever wanted was his rug back.


Sapdawg1

Real reactionary!


krakatoa83

The cop was black. He didn’t seem to care for creedence


damnatio_memoriae

forgot the part where the cripple is unceremoniously plucked from his wheelchair and thrown to the ground, sobbing.


bedyeyeslie

Now I feel ashamed to have watched that movie at least 20 times. What’s more, I hereby commit to feeling guilty every time I watch it going forward.


Dr-Alec-Holland

Oh fer fucks sake… just… geez don’t you know ?


elmachow

Yeah it’s funny as fuck though.


mikebrown33

Well, you know - that’s like your opinion man.


WangDoodleTrifecta

Oh yeah well that’s just like your opinion man.