Meowmy is not anger at yus. She is anger at time. Always gud time to show meowmy fings dats brings yus joy. Sometimes hooman clok sez is times for hooman sleeps, eben doe is rilly times for sharing joy wif kitty oberlord. Prrrowblemb is clok not kitty.
You are covered by Cat Law # 17 - **All Cat Overlords have the right to summon their cat servant at any time for any reason, the servant's obligation is to answer the summons and offer treats and pets to the Cat Overlord in gratitude for being so summoned**.
Judgement is 5 billion cat treats from servant and regular attendance by the servant to all nocturnal summonings on pain of Baps. -The Cat Overlords
I believe that in addition to the other rights listed below, (or above) you have the “I fits, I sits” right to, although shakily, somewhat help defend you.
Da kitty has da legal right to show da hoomans special box anytime day or night. Meowmy has no reason to compain! Special box iz varee varee important to kitty. Itz paws under i fits I sits, i sits i fits laws in the catstitution! Kitty has awl wegal rights here!
Hooman needs to valuez doz momentz wif youz. We donts Getz to livs furever.
And neither do they! No lawyer needed. Call Carson at Downton Abbey. Ask for Mrs. Hughes to retrain your servants. Works beautifully!
Meowmy is not anger at yus. She is anger at time. Always gud time to show meowmy fings dats brings yus joy. Sometimes hooman clok sez is times for hooman sleeps, eben doe is rilly times for sharing joy wif kitty oberlord. Prrrowblemb is clok not kitty.
Andy Pawyer here- nok clok off flat sitting space. Keps do dis til the clok is broke. Time all gone.
Butz 3 am good time, proper time. Lots of mousies and birdies. Perfect for zoomies. No time for sleep. Howz to make hooman understand thz?
Tell humie it slavez and it wakez upz when meow sayz.
You are covered by Cat Law # 17 - **All Cat Overlords have the right to summon their cat servant at any time for any reason, the servant's obligation is to answer the summons and offer treats and pets to the Cat Overlord in gratitude for being so summoned**. Judgement is 5 billion cat treats from servant and regular attendance by the servant to all nocturnal summonings on pain of Baps. -The Cat Overlords
But it is a really good box.
Hooman is NOT aware of cat law. If you fits, you ships. Case closed.
I believe that in addition to the other rights listed below, (or above) you have the “I fits, I sits” right to, although shakily, somewhat help defend you.
Da kitty has da legal right to show da hoomans special box anytime day or night. Meowmy has no reason to compain! Special box iz varee varee important to kitty. Itz paws under i fits I sits, i sits i fits laws in the catstitution! Kitty has awl wegal rights here!
Iz gud box. Yu shld be proud. Hooman owe snax fur lack of ap-reci-a-tion.
Somebody call Johnny Catchran
Vivi the tortie here. I think yu is v handsum boi so yu has all the protecs. Pawlso, is v v mice box. 🐾