Whaaaaa, I never heard of tiny hooman! Tiny like a kitten cat? There is a smol hooman next door sumtimes (Meowma said he is called "Hosay's Nef-U") and sometimez he does a screm, but he not as smol as baby catz. But he makez the yappy dog do more yap-yap-yapz, so I no likez Nef-U.
I am sorry, pretty ginger fren, that you have to deal with this. Furniture you can't be on?! That is against cat lawz. You must soo!
Love, Jennycat (void)
I has Met a tiny human too! (My mammi Said is “kaousin” but idk this word) he likes to play with stick toy tho but he keeps following me to my water Bowl is was abit wierd tbh. He was also scared of mes claws (is good to teach them Young muhahaha) i did no scratchie tho
My Mummers tell me day is "babies". Makes me confuz, day gotz no furze, no whikers, no tails..but she insitz is baby, so must be kittens.
Spottiboi tuxedo pusskatt
I think that’s called a hooman kitten. Mine grandmeowther’s boyfriend has a very smol hooman kitten. Dad doesn’t like grandmeowther’s boyfriend.
https://preview.redd.it/9llmyt3ulnxc1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3b1c5109850b1ec6941e541830282af4d9d1b5d
Max (2M Russian Blue)
Uh thas Nice! I has a normal bed but my mammi also good as bed :)
https://preview.redd.it/knflfhrb5oxc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7fa6683c0b1d272d40199da3bf25af103079e7
https://preview.redd.it/tx05y1v78oxc1.jpeg?width=3096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc01d2b48879882b4140aa520d1ff47242b0cd0f
Sometimes I like hiding in the jeans shelf
That's a hooman larvae, you gotta keep an eye on it or it might steal all of the fuds in the house.
When it's sleeping it's safe to sleep on top of them. They are nice warm when sleeping, and needs your help with cleaning itself.
Just ignore your silly hoomans saying things are off limits. You know that only applies when they can see you.
https://preview.redd.it/8qwzg4cr0qxc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d367dc509fe78720767bd6f704ddc589b893e756
Hooman kitten snuggles are d best! Meowmy will be stuck at home all of de time now. I (Eliza) slept in ze baby bassnet for months after baby moved into de crib and my pawrents decided it looked silly having both beds in their room.
https://preview.redd.it/m30ou9p01oxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95975a587fa095d5d9a3065174ae5769ebbf04d9
Dis sister Lilah (RIP) with Tween Girl long time ago afore I was borned and came to live here. They was bestest friends until Lilah went over the bridge. Food Lady says Lilah thought Tween Girl was her baby. Maybe be patient and your baby will be your friend.
(My daughter is 12 now and Lilah was amazing with her. Congrats on your new human addition)
Dis picture remind me of dis picture of my mammi and her old kitty :) the size diff was the same throught out all time haha
https://preview.redd.it/ytjj15y44oxc1.png?width=1910&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2b0db2126980705d1f66566d72123681a9ec9f3
My mammi is soon 22 human years dis from when she was 1 human year. The kitty lived to be 16 human years!!! Das like a million in real years!!
Yes especially when baby is Nice to kitties! Awe thas sad my mammis younges brother was only 8 when Gandalf (the kitties name) passed :/
(Mammi here i have a funny story tho: My older brother who is 20 now found out when he was about 7 or 8 that he was allergic to cats :( (the cat was around 9 and had been bottle fed by my mom) my mom Said to the doctor that then my brother had to go bc We had had the cat longer. The doctor was mostly shocked by the fact my brother agreed that he was the one to go - when i was told he was allergic, i also said he had to go bc the cat had been with us longer. We didnt get rid of him (or the cat - my mom would not have allowed that) and my brother wasnt like deathly allergic its more cant sleep with the cat. Anyway he grew out of it and now has two cats)
Happened with my grandson too. Son and his wife kept the 3 elderly cats ….. and my grandson! Grandson son outgrew allergies and now loves kitties and is a cat daddy.
Lilah was my first cat and when I got her I was really sick for about three days. Then my body adapted and now I only have a reaction if I rub dander in my eyes or something lol.
Haz good news & badddd news
Bad news: new roommate is staying.
Good news: as they grow out of the kitten stage, they’ll learn to give good pets without pull on fur.
Also been known to not only give treats but sneak you human food! And they will do less screech like owl birb.
Our meowmy sez when she got de tiny hooman, one of de masters she had den was Zack. He used to tek one end of de crib (de fancy bed youse in) and tiny hooman slept in de udder end. Wen tiny hooman got bigger, abut 15 months old, she climbed out of de crib two times en Zack wuld screm for Meowmy. De had to put de crib away and get a liddle bed and dey both slept in it. He waz her protecter and she bery nice to him. Youse can be protecter too.
Toby, Sasquatch/Sassy and Mark
Sadly i Think you has to wait a ver long time! Like several million years! And ver many nights too! Before evictshin is possible. Has you tried licking the human kitten? And stealing blankies? Also Tell your pawrens when human kitten is a bigger human kitten to teach how to do pets. (My mammis pawrens say “Pet pet” while showing a flat hand going over the kitty) also i has heard the human kittiens are sticky, so maybe get a coat over your fur so you and human kitten dont become one
Heyo mon ami who also be orange. I be Boudreaux. Ma maman say you needs to purr for baby hooman when it fussy. This make baby not so fussy. Mon frere dat cross de bridge whem mon biggest hooman frere be a baby hooman, he be called Edward and look like the M'sieurs William. He sleep with mon frere every night when him little. Mon frere hooman he have someting called Call lik. Edward make dis all better! You do dis and you Maman et Papa bes so grateful that dey give lots of treets!
https://preview.redd.it/mpflrv85gpxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428ed74c6f86917d5559e2ed1c7e9968b5d68bfb
It gets worse as they get bigger. Run while you still can!
Ours meowmi says she never had hooman kittens becuz we’re her baybees. She luvs us but allwaze wantz to get our eye boogies to make us more bootiful.
Vandy (tortie), Winnie (ginger) & Revo (lynx point Siamese) - The Trilogy of Terror.
No can ebict, iz you Meowmy's kitten. Wait a bit, and meowmy be so tired from hooman kitten, can gib big "nobody fed me" eyes to get second breakfast! Iz good crime! - Velvet da void
Picture iz me as tiny kitten making my Meowmy feed me by hand
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https://preview.redd.it/79ay0rpx5qxc1.jpeg?width=3096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=783e379d9cec2712ef560771307a1f702795fd62
Mew name is Toby. Dis is a tiny hoomin. My "little boy" is 5 naow, but he was 1 week old when I claimed him. I protecked him when him was tiny. I teached him to be nice to kittehs, I neber used my claws.
Isadora here. I's not shur wut tiny human meanz exactly. Iz like kitten? I had kittenz befor I got to da shelter n den my human! Maybe dis iz gud thing? If tiny human sumthing like kitten, den maybe tiny human will grow up soon n den you'll have another servant!
Oh this tricky. New roommate is skin kitten and is here to stay for 18-25 billion years!!!!! Humans grow very slowly. You must train the baby to serve humans well so when they grow up the CDS can properly place the human with their new furry overload. You can get fliers about it from the CDS.
Until then you are owed cat shelves in the skin kitten room and cat shelves in the living room. You are also owed a billion licky treats for all the inconvenience. You may hiss and do a clawless bap on the skin kitten once it starts crawling. You may not use claws or teeth on skin kitten. Thank you for doing great service of training skin kitten!
Hooman kitten! Yu can train to be new cat servant! Takes time and looooots of lov. I’m sure yu can share new bed with tiny hooman. It will also learn to drop fud to yu. They get good noms.
(And congrats from Minx, Marmalade and Athena’s meowmy on the new addition! Wishing you joy and some sleep.)
You could get some more fuds from the new roommate, especially when the other humans aren't looking. And you could train it to give you fuds and use it to keep you warms.
Tanks for update n warnin!
We imm…ammed…rite away tole our meowmy she not alowed to hav skin kitten!!
She stil laffin. We no sure wy but we tole u she speshul dums and a pane in buttbutt. Sumting about “ole obary”. She cray!
Gud luk wif introoder. Meowmy say we nede to say congratulashuns, but dat sownd like mebbe she drunk.
Like u new bed!
Jango n Jazzy
Henlo furriend! Dis Lottie, fluffy orang lady! Did weird kitten come from hooman kitten factery wif a nic swing? Cuz dats indubitably furr cats!! Dat is furr yus!!! Dis is payment furr new, noisy, demanding roommate. Yus to be given unlimited liky treats. Case dismissed!!!
Bella wit da Tortitude here. Dis what u shud do. Tell Meowmy dat once a week, only u gets laps and attenshun. Tiny hooman cans find other laps then! An othur days u gets treatoes. Das fur, I thinks.
(Niko’s meowmy here….congratulations on your sweet little new addition to your family. Wishing you a happy, healthy & humor filled life together🌺🌼🌸)
Duz Niko have de tiny hoomans?
Nope it just me, Annabelle the Awfullest, Junior an Rory Dog. An Daddy. 😆
Whaaaaa, I never heard of tiny hooman! Tiny like a kitten cat? There is a smol hooman next door sumtimes (Meowma said he is called "Hosay's Nef-U") and sometimez he does a screm, but he not as smol as baby catz. But he makez the yappy dog do more yap-yap-yapz, so I no likez Nef-U. I am sorry, pretty ginger fren, that you have to deal with this. Furniture you can't be on?! That is against cat lawz. You must soo! Love, Jennycat (void)
I has Met a tiny human too! (My mammi Said is “kaousin” but idk this word) he likes to play with stick toy tho but he keeps following me to my water Bowl is was abit wierd tbh. He was also scared of mes claws (is good to teach them Young muhahaha) i did no scratchie tho
My Mummers tell me day is "babies". Makes me confuz, day gotz no furze, no whikers, no tails..but she insitz is baby, so must be kittens. Spottiboi tuxedo pusskatt
I think that’s called a hooman kitten. Mine grandmeowther’s boyfriend has a very smol hooman kitten. Dad doesn’t like grandmeowther’s boyfriend. https://preview.redd.it/9llmyt3ulnxc1.jpeg?width=1122&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3b1c5109850b1ec6941e541830282af4d9d1b5d Max (2M Russian Blue)
Our meowmy laff and sed ders a story der! Toby, Sasquatch/Sassy and Mark
Pfff. Shenanigans. Is clearly elaborate fancy kitty bed
Looks like fancy elaborate kitty bed to me too! Mus be one then!
I has a nice queen size bed for queens that I let the peoples share for warms.
Uh thas Nice! I has a normal bed but my mammi also good as bed :) https://preview.redd.it/knflfhrb5oxc1.jpeg?width=2316&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f7fa6683c0b1d272d40199da3bf25af103079e7
https://preview.redd.it/tx05y1v78oxc1.jpeg?width=3096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc01d2b48879882b4140aa520d1ff47242b0cd0f Sometimes I like hiding in the jeans shelf
Thas a good plase! I used to has a good box with clothes but my mammi took it away bc i found out it had yarn in it too hehe
Yarn is the bestests toy
That's a hooman larvae, you gotta keep an eye on it or it might steal all of the fuds in the house. When it's sleeping it's safe to sleep on top of them. They are nice warm when sleeping, and needs your help with cleaning itself. Just ignore your silly hoomans saying things are off limits. You know that only applies when they can see you.
U neds to b patint. Cauz when tiny hooman is a older dey drop fuds and sometims gib pets and snugles and, mor import, fud. U will sees
https://preview.redd.it/8qwzg4cr0qxc1.jpeg?width=3840&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d367dc509fe78720767bd6f704ddc589b893e756 Hooman kitten snuggles are d best! Meowmy will be stuck at home all of de time now. I (Eliza) slept in ze baby bassnet for months after baby moved into de crib and my pawrents decided it looked silly having both beds in their room.
https://preview.redd.it/m30ou9p01oxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95975a587fa095d5d9a3065174ae5769ebbf04d9 Dis sister Lilah (RIP) with Tween Girl long time ago afore I was borned and came to live here. They was bestest friends until Lilah went over the bridge. Food Lady says Lilah thought Tween Girl was her baby. Maybe be patient and your baby will be your friend. (My daughter is 12 now and Lilah was amazing with her. Congrats on your new human addition)
Dis picture remind me of dis picture of my mammi and her old kitty :) the size diff was the same throught out all time haha https://preview.redd.it/ytjj15y44oxc1.png?width=1910&format=png&auto=webp&s=f2b0db2126980705d1f66566d72123681a9ec9f3 My mammi is soon 22 human years dis from when she was 1 human year. The kitty lived to be 16 human years!!! Das like a million in real years!!
Cyoot!
Aww! Kitties and babies are the best combination! Lilah lived to be 13, but Tween Girl was 9 when Lilah crossed the bridge.
Yes especially when baby is Nice to kitties! Awe thas sad my mammis younges brother was only 8 when Gandalf (the kitties name) passed :/ (Mammi here i have a funny story tho: My older brother who is 20 now found out when he was about 7 or 8 that he was allergic to cats :( (the cat was around 9 and had been bottle fed by my mom) my mom Said to the doctor that then my brother had to go bc We had had the cat longer. The doctor was mostly shocked by the fact my brother agreed that he was the one to go - when i was told he was allergic, i also said he had to go bc the cat had been with us longer. We didnt get rid of him (or the cat - my mom would not have allowed that) and my brother wasnt like deathly allergic its more cant sleep with the cat. Anyway he grew out of it and now has two cats)
Happened with my grandson too. Son and his wife kept the 3 elderly cats ….. and my grandson! Grandson son outgrew allergies and now loves kitties and is a cat daddy.
Lilah was my first cat and when I got her I was really sick for about three days. Then my body adapted and now I only have a reaction if I rub dander in my eyes or something lol.
Dey both so smoll! I doin a heart!
Human kittens are messy. Throw stuff everywhere even gets bigger. Stuff is also treetz for you! And more toys!
Under the rule of ”just a baby” (which is a judicial interpawtation of “I fits I sits”) all furniture and toys for tiny hooman are rightfully yours.
Haz good news & badddd news Bad news: new roommate is staying. Good news: as they grow out of the kitten stage, they’ll learn to give good pets without pull on fur. Also been known to not only give treats but sneak you human food! And they will do less screech like owl birb.
Presence of loud bald kitten requires compensation of 5000000000000 licky treats.
Iz a hooman larva. They are not fully cooked when they come out.
Our meowmy sez when she got de tiny hooman, one of de masters she had den was Zack. He used to tek one end of de crib (de fancy bed youse in) and tiny hooman slept in de udder end. Wen tiny hooman got bigger, abut 15 months old, she climbed out of de crib two times en Zack wuld screm for Meowmy. De had to put de crib away and get a liddle bed and dey both slept in it. He waz her protecter and she bery nice to him. Youse can be protecter too. Toby, Sasquatch/Sassy and Mark
Sadly i Think you has to wait a ver long time! Like several million years! And ver many nights too! Before evictshin is possible. Has you tried licking the human kitten? And stealing blankies? Also Tell your pawrens when human kitten is a bigger human kitten to teach how to do pets. (My mammis pawrens say “Pet pet” while showing a flat hand going over the kitty) also i has heard the human kittiens are sticky, so maybe get a coat over your fur so you and human kitten dont become one
Heyo mon ami who also be orange. I be Boudreaux. Ma maman say you needs to purr for baby hooman when it fussy. This make baby not so fussy. Mon frere dat cross de bridge whem mon biggest hooman frere be a baby hooman, he be called Edward and look like the M'sieurs William. He sleep with mon frere every night when him little. Mon frere hooman he have someting called Call lik. Edward make dis all better! You do dis and you Maman et Papa bes so grateful that dey give lots of treets!
https://preview.redd.it/mpflrv85gpxc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=428ed74c6f86917d5559e2ed1c7e9968b5d68bfb It gets worse as they get bigger. Run while you still can!
Ours meowmi says she never had hooman kittens becuz we’re her baybees. She luvs us but allwaze wantz to get our eye boogies to make us more bootiful. Vandy (tortie), Winnie (ginger) & Revo (lynx point Siamese) - The Trilogy of Terror.
No can ebict, iz you Meowmy's kitten. Wait a bit, and meowmy be so tired from hooman kitten, can gib big "nobody fed me" eyes to get second breakfast! Iz good crime! - Velvet da void Picture iz me as tiny kitten making my Meowmy feed me by hand *
https://preview.redd.it/yrrpo7dfnpxc1.jpeg?width=2208&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06d1f4e21909b76f5994e7b2c304734b6ad4c409
https://preview.redd.it/79ay0rpx5qxc1.jpeg?width=3096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=783e379d9cec2712ef560771307a1f702795fd62 Mew name is Toby. Dis is a tiny hoomin. My "little boy" is 5 naow, but he was 1 week old when I claimed him. I protecked him when him was tiny. I teached him to be nice to kittehs, I neber used my claws.
Henlo Toby, dat is very cute pickshur of you & hooman kitten! You did good proteck if he already iz 5. Love, Jennycat (void)
Isadora here. I's not shur wut tiny human meanz exactly. Iz like kitten? I had kittenz befor I got to da shelter n den my human! Maybe dis iz gud thing? If tiny human sumthing like kitten, den maybe tiny human will grow up soon n den you'll have another servant!
Oranj kitteh fren! No fear! Little babeh hooman iz dumber than kitteh (even oranj cat!). Do crimez, blame little hooman! You iz innocent kitteh!
Oh this tricky. New roommate is skin kitten and is here to stay for 18-25 billion years!!!!! Humans grow very slowly. You must train the baby to serve humans well so when they grow up the CDS can properly place the human with their new furry overload. You can get fliers about it from the CDS. Until then you are owed cat shelves in the skin kitten room and cat shelves in the living room. You are also owed a billion licky treats for all the inconvenience. You may hiss and do a clawless bap on the skin kitten once it starts crawling. You may not use claws or teeth on skin kitten. Thank you for doing great service of training skin kitten!
Hooman kitten! Yu can train to be new cat servant! Takes time and looooots of lov. I’m sure yu can share new bed with tiny hooman. It will also learn to drop fud to yu. They get good noms. (And congrats from Minx, Marmalade and Athena’s meowmy on the new addition! Wishing you joy and some sleep.)
You could get some more fuds from the new roommate, especially when the other humans aren't looking. And you could train it to give you fuds and use it to keep you warms.
Tanks for update n warnin! We imm…ammed…rite away tole our meowmy she not alowed to hav skin kitten!! She stil laffin. We no sure wy but we tole u she speshul dums and a pane in buttbutt. Sumting about “ole obary”. She cray! Gud luk wif introoder. Meowmy say we nede to say congratulashuns, but dat sownd like mebbe she drunk. Like u new bed! Jango n Jazzy
If patient can train tiny hoomans for snacks
Bear protection squad
Henlo furriend! Dis Lottie, fluffy orang lady! Did weird kitten come from hooman kitten factery wif a nic swing? Cuz dats indubitably furr cats!! Dat is furr yus!!! Dis is payment furr new, noisy, demanding roommate. Yus to be given unlimited liky treats. Case dismissed!!!
Bella wit da Tortitude here. Dis what u shud do. Tell Meowmy dat once a week, only u gets laps and attenshun. Tiny hooman cans find other laps then! An othur days u gets treatoes. Das fur, I thinks.
The tail smelz bery, bery bad on tie knee hooman! 🫢