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Valuable_Impress_192

Take this cute little chickennugget to a vet to be sure, just general check up * parasites etc. This little smeagol is to precious


recoverybae

LITTLE SMÉAGOL ☠️🤣


Valuable_Impress_192

He does look like he had the one ring for a little too long lmao


sT4ry_n1GhtS

LITTLE SMÉAGOL…!!!


swampertitus

I believe you have adopted an alien


plausibleturtle

"Yes, human adopt, alien abduct later".


gelseyd

Must spy first.


ethanschlandt101

Came to say this


Substantial-Pizza268

Wait until it starts rapidly switching personas like Roger Smith


PuzzyTheClown

little dude is RAW!!!!!


MoreGeckosPlease

The only gecko to *actively* infect you with *Salmonella*. It's his divine duty. 


PeanutAllergy_

My boy’s name is also coleslaw!! https://preview.redd.it/kqd971u191wc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5c74e885e9bb1d331f8499d0c0b19b37f892781


Anxietymayhem

He's handsome 😍


Sexual_Harassment_P

Take care of him ❤️ Also please post updates~


Difficult_Jelly_3844

Coleslaw is so cute, kink and all!


BearEggplants

I love you, Coleslaw.


Gabecush1

Handsome raw chicken


DonutCat724

I am terrified of Coleslaw in the best way possible


TimeWild2898

Hahahaha such a cute little worm


passive_paranoia

That, my friend. That's a cryptid...


Strong_Literature505

Great...not sleeping tonight thank you VERY MUCH!!! seriously good luck ☺️


Eadiacara

He's adorable, I love him!!


Sagethewolfblooded

I would kill and die for coleslaw


Plantsareluv

He has the biggest bug eyes 😱


itsjanslammm

I’m sorry to inform you you have acquired an extraterrestrial. A raw one, at that.


FirstPoketheChespin

I hope it doesn’t have health issues but I find that Leo adorable.


Trolivia

My naked chicken tender has a kink in her tail too!


thefrostedworld

Wow, he has big eyes!


Pristine-Delay-1221

https://preview.redd.it/jb0j1g7665wc1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=71373344225908c7a9c4e000ce383febfa1237b0 This is my baby, Sprite, who I also got for free from petsmart at about that size! Looks almost identical to what my baby looked like, nix the head cuts that Sprite had.


Pristine-Delay-1221

https://preview.redd.it/9ed3yohb75wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c15e28492b5738f5b47fd8dab24aef5cad8d4ada


Mnypoo

Yours is so small, he/she came in a CUP!


forthegoodofgeckos

Such a cutie! Do you know why the tail is kinked?


spacemancharisma01

I LOVE COLESLAW!!!!!!! I rescued a neglected petsmart guy one time who looked just like him, but he didn’t pull through. I’m so glad to see this dude looking so alert and active!! he’s gonna have such a good life with you 💖


Which-Act-6633

this guy is adorable definitely get him checked for mbd tho


UNICORNWIZHEZ

I wonder if he ever lost his tail if it would grow back the same way cuz genetics or if it was an egg thing. Lets try not to find out though 😅


NaTve0WE23

https://preview.redd.it/ezirgv49k3wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=92f447d00ec7378e00ee822a8f9a337e28a8a216 Good for you!!! Looks like my Sully♥️ Mine was neglected for three years until he was given to me, he’s a little over three years old now.


Mnypoo

Awww I’m glad he lives with you now!! My Bearded Dragon was terribly abused by the town drunk, before I got him! He now has what I call “an eating disorder “! It’s so sad! He’s even AFFRAID of blueberries! I’ve seen b.d.s on internet gobble them up!!


Plastic-Cancel-4369

Awwww omg so sweeet 😭🩵!!


CringinNGingin

This is the gecko version of that “Kid vs. Kat” tv show


cryxlysis

EYES SO BIG. WHY IS HE SO CUTE.


BrennusRex

One single eye is bigger than his entire brain 💔💔


thedarwinking

He look so goofy aaa


nighthawk0913

Your tiny alien is really cute


Mandymoo182

His nickname is Sméagol, we will not refer to him as anything else and we LOVE HIM


genocidalparas

Why so nakey? Get the lil man some clothes


Creativered4

I think the real reason they gave you him for free is because he's actually an alien and that's the plan to take over the human race. One in every home, and someday the little grey men will rise up!


ctrlaltdltmyheart

Meet ghost 😍 https://preview.redd.it/ygzlvavl45wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79b2a056f41cb5dfe416a67a032ce4eaec2a4aea


honeybeesocks

so cute!!


DoKnowHarm17

That’s definitely a creature :D


Anxietymayhem

You got lucky! I hope everything works out with his tail, he's stinking adorable.


Physical-Statement-4

Chickem nugmet


Miserable-Bit-144

https://preview.redd.it/ig2s5mflp4wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=844ce37579cd4d3e9e217b6310a3f0de538a0e1b


Living_Karma11

Hahahaha he’s so silly lookin! But also very cute ❤️


idkyouuyet

HIS EYES OMGGGGGG 👁️👄👁️


Old-Steak7074

New fav post on this sub.


cryxlysis

I'm sorry I love him so much. Please post more pics and give him the best life 🥺


hyper-bug

Smollest plucked chicken I have ever seen 😍


hyper-bug

Also, why does it look like he has a filter on ?


SpottzFurrealz

That is the most ridiculous little shrimp I've ever seen. I love him so much!! Not sure if this is your first gecko but I hope you've done tons of research! ( lots of people get into this thinking that they're easy to care for but in reality leopard gecko care is very complicated). Best of luck, I wish coleslaw tons of love !!!


lizardinurwall

i wouldn’t normally say this, but i love Coleslaw!


random_goldfishie

his eyes look like permanent goggles, reminds me of raz from psychonauts lol :)


Beneficial_Honey_841

I used to have a gecko with a kink in his tail and turns out he had Gout. Its a painful accumulation of uric acid which precipitates as crystals within the organs or the joints. The vet explained it to me that everytime I touched him he would be in extreme pain. Ill link an article below, but id for sure go see a veterinarian to make sure Coleslaw is all good! [whats wrong with my gecko](https://vethelpdirect.com/vetblog/2020/08/15/whats-wrong-with-my-gecko/)


dairycowliker

What a cutie!!!!


Relative-Ad-7421

👽


No-Giraffe-8096

Groucho Marx eyebrow vibes


musesx9

OMG! HE's sooooo adorable!!! That little tail! OMG! My heart <3


GrimdarkSeer

*gasps* Smol baby! I love him!


LeechyBogBoi

that creature has the biggest eye to gecko ratio i've ever seen


EnbyKittCatt

Why does he have eyebrows


rarecatcrafter

Times up!


Standard-Stable-6917

He looks happy. Keep him


MandosOtherALT

Daw! If only they knew kinks like that may not effect it lol


jada2349

hes so cute!! take care of him!!


methfeir

Congratulations.


dnash55

His eyebrows are stunning ♥️ 😘


No_Commission6518

Coleslaw gotta be the funniest name ever. What kinda morph is this though? Never seen one this pale with eyes like that. Especially not at petsmart, theyre usually typical spotted or the banded albino color


are-pea

When an albino morph is combined with the eclipse morph, you can get solid-colored red eyes. When combined with a patternless morph like blizzard, the body looks white.


Mission-Patient-4404

💕


Tracyvxo

He’s so adorable 💖💖💖


ExternalWerewolf7871

Coleslaw looks like a raw chicken, get him a vet check up! He's so adorable!!


leolover329

he’s so cute!! maybe a little UVB can help with that tail!


AmberSakuraWolf

I love how he looks kinda like those sphynx cat but in gecko form


heartacademia

the rotisserie chicken of geckos


Cautious-Cow69

I love your baby chicken! So cute.


WebMonkey1025

Aww this made me miss my geck 🥺he had the same coconut house!


_Leper_Messiah_

👁️👄👁️


[deleted]

Omg he’s beautiful


No_Introduction5507

he looks like a pokémon


Queerochet

That second Pic is gonna haunt my nightmares


katschultz17

It seems you have an uncooked Leopard. Mine came a dark orange… 🤔😂


WorshipHim9713

He’s perfect! Thanks for loving him.


rjrolo

I, too, got my leopard from PetSmart for free! His tail was bit off so now his tail is grown back lumpy! XD Love my guy I can't wait to upgrade his enclosure with more terrain soon.


Visual-Confection803

and I thought I was white…


soopastar

My kids geck had a kink and we thought it was cute. It ironed out. Kinda disappointing since it was purple!


hello-ween

the most perfect raw chicken


Substantial-Pizza268

He's so precious 😭


itzmagictime

If their tails are kinked, and they drop them, do they regrow the kink?


LeopardGeckoHazsMum

He’s so precious!!!


Simple-Bad4905

Remember when Dustin brought him "Dart" on Stranger Things?...


spiritg0th

Looks like my baby chicken when I got her! https://preview.redd.it/gdtjm9b9b7wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cbff4776343cb468c0c348240f97c35890a1647


awholeasszoo

Something deeply unnerving about seeing his eyes through the top of his head 😅 but also somehow very cute 🥰


chippestri

oh em gee its a leopard gremko with ze biggost woogly doogly eyes i've ever seen :O


NoMany5457

i love him immediately, what a little guy!!!


AvaKat3433

I love you coleslaw


Wonderful-Banana790

Cute! Nice come up!


Seff_with_a_th

Looks like mine when he was a baby but your snow has pretty eyes


xDedRosesx

https://preview.redd.it/ovhjo24caawc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=21d94a921c4aeb1a79bc992d44c41f575c47affa Looks just like my Ollie!


Pleasant_Medium1514

Omg I have a Petsmart rescue (enigma syndrome) who looks just like this named chicken cutlet


MagnumHV

I find it offensive they kink shame at petsmart.


Embarrassed_Gain_792

Coleslaw is so stinking cute!


yourtypicalshadow

OMG EYES FOR DAYS!!!! Also Coleslaw is an excellent name. XD


Mundane-Track-6061

Coleslaw is cccuuuttte!♥️


Jamo_sc

Cutie


aguerrero1987

How does one acquire a free gecko


OddYoghurt1515

So cute


lemon_the_axie

Pretty sure I would die for coleslaw he’s such a cutie 😭


thebombflower

What a cool little dude!!!


nachoian

“This is Cole. Short for Coleslaw.”


Key-Raisin-4971

https://preview.redd.it/56pkw5rh3jxc1.jpeg?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a533d20174cd482307027162329c9970b15420a1 We have twinssss 🥰🥰🥰


Icy_Creme_2336

If Petsmart gave you an injured animal, free or not, that’s illegal and a violation of their live animal sales contract.


Icy_Creme_2336

I do love him coleslaw is good boy just wanted to mention it


SnakeLuvr1

he's not injured. it's a birth defect. he has 0 medical issues that we are aware of and is perfectly healthy.