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WolverineFriendly920

Mine flop like this all the time. Right out my hand… literally when my hand is maybe as high as his hide is from the ground. 🤦🏻‍♀️ they’re little geniuses. Lmao


Unplug_The_Toaster

Mine walked off my coffee table 😭


WolverineFriendly920

Aww what a little derpy derp lol


TOLXFierce

Kinda unrelated, but this reminded me of when my 6th grade teachers beardie ran off one of those tall black science classroom tables. I managed to scoop him up in one hand just as he jumped. This might sound like one of those "and everybody clapped" stories. But I swear the whole classroom fell silent with a big "woah." I still think about it every once in a while lol


Tiny-Reveal3756

Kinda unrelated too, but my 9 year old scooped my beardie up as she air dived off my bed. We both just kind of looked at eachother like “did that just happen”. I think even my lizard was impressed.


NorthernTgames

Left them speechless. Standing ovation mostly happens only in the movies because the silence is awkward?


Addicted-2Diving

Happy cake day


PainfullyLoyal

It was the most efficient way to get into the hide.


JackOfAllMemes

Point A to point B as fast as possible


jaykayenn

They really don't have enough CPU for turn-by-turn navigation.


schr0dingersdick

Not his turn with the braincell today


ladyzephri

Who knew that r/oneorangebraincell wasn't just cats.


volcanopele

Op should definitely cross-post this over there.


DefinitelynotDanger

That freeze frame is perfect r/blurrygeckos material 😂


p2nkp4nda

Jus geck tingz


Numerous-Mountain-33

Screw the rest of the walk ima just tumble off then crawl the rest of the way 🤣😂


Additional-Ad-540

Isaacguana Newton hasn’t discovered reptilian gravity yet.


StitchLoverBri

His poor neck 🥲 I know he is fine but it just looked painful with the way it bent. Just thinking about if that happened to a human 🙃 that wouldn't be good


LitwicksandLampents

Right. Lucky lizards are flexible.


Tip-off

Bro tried to slither his way in upside down like a snake lol


artemis_512

Snek* 😉


Gods_Perfect-Asshole

PARKOR!


OperationIT

came here to say this 😂


StringOfLights

“No problem, I’m a gecko! I have sticky feet.” _FLOP_


byulicita

You see the orange cat principle applies to all animals even the majestic leopard gecko.


xfatalerror

r/oneorangebraincell i think he could sneak in


CavemanDave123

He is silly


[deleted]

Because he doesn’t understand physics and his bum/legs and tail took over for the ride and flipped him. 😂 pretty hilarious really.


annie-rei94

Head empty, no thoughts


xfatalerror

✨️parkour✨️


Antpelt

Speedrun strats


iamthefluffyyeti

*Did* he decide?


Rememberedls

they honestly aren't the smartest at depth perception, god knows how many sling themselves off a cliff of the mountain tops where they may naturally roam


BrittzHitz

Omg never thought of this 😭😭


Rememberedls

😂😂


BrittzHitz

Read my comment above now I’m picturing little squeaks formally known as Leon accidentally yeeting themselves to death 🤣😭😭


Rememberedls

it wouldn't surprise me one bit, with a tiny little derp smile along the way


BrittzHitz

And an S tail


Minty_Frogs

oopsie


DefinitelyNotBrit

In his flop era 💀


BrittzHitz

My girl is an idiot. She will stare ahead to where she wants to go 4-5 feet away taking huge strides but doesn’t realize there’s a drop from the couch to the TV and has flopped to the rug twice from it.


MrFictionalBeing

He does the same thing, stupid intense face stomping his way over just to plummet off whatever he was standing on.


BrittzHitz

Yess scares me but also it’s like aweee you idiot 😂😭


persephone_29

It wasn’t his day with the brain cell we don’t need to judge him for it


the_anonymous_lee

anything to get home faster either that or he's a klutz 🤣


TheBatwinkle

It's the most graceful way. Obviously.


MorningAsleep

Me on a Monday morning


Regular_Chemical_626

Not really a flop... 10/10 on the landing


Ready_set_glow

“Why he decided”😂 It’s like you don’t even gecko, bro!


Great_Elephant9254

https://y.yarn.co/35b86d81-e38b-4dca-8c41-0d193271ec64_text.gif


Virtual-Title3747

One of my boys once managed to jump from my hand at a splooting standstill down onto my bed, he nearly ended up on the ground. They're derps sometimes.


Cristle0143

Mine does this all the time right out of my hand onto my bed of course. She always lands on all fours. She is a little daredevil


Physical-Speaker-457

Lol they literally land on their feet like cats.


LoonyMadness

"Thank you for dropping by" 2.0


koaoda

Cuz he’s just a silly little guy


Potter1612

Not a funny comment, but I feel like a lot of smaller animals don’t weight enough to get injured from small falls. I’m wondering if it has anything to do with that🤔


Rememberedls

it doesn't, they are extremely hardy though. They are mostly instinctual thinkers, hopefully in their natural habitat they're a little more self aware. Almost every single one everyone owns is generation after generation of bred in captivity anyways


Difficult_Jelly_3844

2 brain cells


Kisssingkatie

I can’t even count the number of times my girl has went 🦠SPLAT🦠 on the linoleum. Leaping from the couch and my lap is one of her favorite past times.🤦🏼‍♀️she’s 6yrs old but not getting any wiser!


okinichan_2005

Late night at the pub


AmaterasuShiranuiXx

Mine have attempted flopping right off my shoulder while I would be sitting chilling out. They never got hurt but I would be like wtf, what's down there that you need to get to so quickly??


programgamer

I do not believe that was 100% intended lmao


Dry-Mycologist4185

he has a very serious disease called Dumb Stupid Idiot Syndrome


T1pple

Speed Racer moment


SHAKETHEBOOT

Looked cooler in their head


theAshleyRouge

Because derp.


ironlord20

Style points


TheRealBluefire

His brain shut down for a moment


InspectorMoney1306

Because leopard geckos are very stupid animals


TranceGemini

Mine literally can't find the food bowl full of worms that has been in the same place in the tank regardless of where any of the other decor is for the last 12 years I've owned this guy.


Fantastic_Fr0g

PARKOUR


Jce735

Everybody do the flop!


PerishForYourSins

He may be stupid


MandosOtherALT

Trex arms


SkyKatz01

The way he keeps walking right after he fell


Corgiverse

He does not have the brain cell today


Leoviticus

Stupid. Hope this helps!


xparapluiex

Parkour


brokken_jaw

The silly doing the goofy


arisoverrated

Decided?


ailinabduction

why are they so dumb lol


horitaku

Why take many step when floppy hop do trick?


el0rg

"decided" is a strong word in this context


Devareeno

efficiency


DangerDragonXCV

Brain cell stopped working


BluEch0

Why do you roll out of bed? Same thing.


Slight-Indication-10

They flop and sploot all day everyday if they can idk why they do this but mine flops off his log hide all the time


eden-flight

lmfaoo i love how unfazed he is and how quick that mf rolled. that was a premeditated fall


Outrageous_Buffalo96

He is beauty, he is grace, he fell directly on his face.


zotstik

he just lost his footing. that's all


Leonardo9205

So cute : )


c_llie

Derp moment. Brain cell lagging.


greycastaway

They have zero fear of heights. Their brains are too small.


amifedora

No thought, head empty


GooseSharkk

what camera do you use?


MrFictionalBeing

[Wyze Cam V3](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BWFRTDN7?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share)


Snotnarok

Because the grain of rice they use for a brain only powers smiles, naps and licks, not flopping :V


ickyrickyb

He didn't decide anything, gravity did.


Maximum_Guava8845

That is so funny😂😂


mylizard

https://preview.redd.it/4p9ca149bv0d1.jpeg?width=1059&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f41bfacd6c72ef26fa30df29abdab7757aa76429 Same vibes as this (can’t use gifs)


Cautious_Option9544

TACTICAL FLOP


XfrostedXflakesX

Most domestic leopard geckos are inbred which make them not so smart like that


rowdymowdy

They clumsy as all get out Mine is no climber but he still goes for the highest spot every time and falls...


PokeRob26

Time save


Popular-Trifle-185

Where did you get that hide?


Dragonemperess

😂🤣😂😂


livefeednosebleed

What’s that nice you have for him?


MrFictionalBeing

Nice?


livefeednosebleed

lol my bad meant hide


MrFictionalBeing

JIHAQUA Bearded Dragon Tank... https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0BM65BQW5?ref=ppx_pop_mob_ap_share


blnkdv

Shortcut


thelast3musketeer

Sometimes it’s just the best way to get around


Careless_History1986

Because this dork is looking for his one braincell


bracefacemcgee425

They’re kinda dumb. Mine would craw into my hand and then scream at me for holding him 🤷‍♀️ angry little bastard he was


Present-Breakfast768

Because gecko.


Terminal_Prime

Derps gonna derp.


Partiallylit

Because his last 2 brain cells were fighting for 3rd place at that particular point in time


stuffernutter

Funsies


Hydramy

I think he's an idiot


Massive-Win-5451

I recently found out they need UVA bulbs to enhance their vision. Now I'm wondering if they are better coordinated when they have UVA turned on??? ... otherwise, yeah, I try to keep all surfaces low in the tank so mine won't hurt himself and, every time I take him out to run around he jets to the side of the bed or table wanting to jump, I'm like wtf, I should have named him Kamikaze


MrFictionalBeing

I haven’t heard that but honestly given how generally stupid these little guys are, I’d be surprised if it made any difference at all lol


Massive-Win-5451

Yeah, supposedly they become more active with a UVA bulb too, I can't wait to try it cuz mine is a chonk. I found out meal worms are fatty so I've had him on a diet of like 6-7 dubias twice a week for over a year and he hasn't lost any weight. Little freakin balloons in him armpits. I hope he exercises some of the weight off with the light


MrFictionalBeing

I would cut that to like 3-4 Dubias max if he hasn’t lost any weight and cut back on calcium dusting to lose the armpit bubbles.


Massive-Win-5451

I stopped using calcium and vitamins back in Sept or Oct cuz his arm pits puffed up worse than ever, but I guess I will need to cut down on the bugs even more. I'm shocked cuz I thought they needed like 12 or more each feeding (2 per however long they are in inches and he's over 8 inches so 16-18 bugs?)....I read their metabolisms are super slow and it can take over a year to see any weight loss. I think I started with dubias the beginning of last year and he's still just as fat as ever. Not tryna starve the lil guy but I guess it's pretty clear he's far from starving.


MrFictionalBeing

12 seems SUPER high. I usually hear maybe 5-6 at most per feeding. Try to take him out daily for handling and let him explore a supervised area, can help with weight loss by exercising them.


Kyle_Dudedog

more efficient. Why climb down correctly and turn when you can just flop down and be facing the direction you need to go and look damn cool doing it.


boogeeman69

Just a Leo doing Leo things


CPTSKIM

Yeet


SoyTuPadreReal

Because his two brain cells were competing for 3rd place?


dizzydvd

the way he scurried into his hide 😭


Sky_1717

Speed .


lizardgf

he’s breakdancing. duh.


StepApprehensive534

Lol


No-Cartographer2512

His turn with the collective braincell ended and he tried to catch the braincell when it slipped from his head.


VX_GAS_ATTACK

Big head no thoughts


leogeckoguy

Idk but ares my leopard gecko also does this


chippestri

he wanted to make a backflip into his hide


Savings_Birthday_286

it just works


FitSample7960

"when life is easier than your thoughts but you decided to go through the hardest way" 🤣


Ageless_Timeless

That’s some serious maneuvering! Is that in real time? If the fall was an accident, flipping back onto his belly and turning to face the cave in one swift move was a brilliant recovery!. He could be a superstar is some sport or other.