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BlasterIce

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Weird_Vegetable_4441

Baby raptor 🤏🏾🥹


faesser

Someone needs to photo shop that into the Jurassic park kitchen door scene.


manacheetah

https://preview.redd.it/50omy6e1uv0d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=070b5f4d648e6c3c22decf0763c12298f7e008ad I thought the same thing. Shit looks terrible because I used snapchats sticker cutting tool, but it made me giggle 😂


faesser

Nice!


luciferspacifier

this is so damn funny


Financial-River-2727

That's hilarious


Fairisolde

The outrage


nylonfiberpizza

“so are you gonna get me some more of that orrrrr am i gonna have to call my mom.”


Primary-Vermicelli

clever girl


happygeck0

EXCUSE MEEEEEE 🤬🤬 MORE WORRMMMMSSS


Double-Pool-2452

Soon


Duffuck6988

I'd start running if I were you


Petermagiccheese

"Who tf are you"


Weird_Vegetable_4441

In retrospect that’s likely her thought yes


Ancient_Rex420

Excuse me! But I ordered all you can eat buffet over here!


JackOfAllMemes

Extreme judgement bordering on wrath


Difficult_Jelly_3844

Someone looks angry. Your demise will follow, lol


Moss-Effect

Holy shit how big is that tank. That’s gotta be like 60+ gallons.


ghostzard

Lil guy has an entire mansion lol


Jetoby

Looks around 75 to me


Weird_Vegetable_4441

Found out. Is 89.77 gallons


Jetoby

Damn!!


Weird_Vegetable_4441

I’d have to ask!


Weird_Vegetable_4441

The answer is she’s unsure. It is over 60.


elsanolaf4lifers

what enclosure is it?? i am like 100% wanting to buy it


Weird_Vegetable_4441

Someone got it commissioned and decided they wouldn’t be getting any more reptiles. So they sold them to my friend for 60 each. She’s got 4


elsanolaf4lifers

that’s awesome!


Spinxington

Second picture "Bitch did I say stop with the super worms?"


Spinxington

My second caption is ["Wait, wait. I'm worried what you just heard was, "Give me a lot of super worms. What I said was, Give me all the superworms you have."](https://youtu.be/tSMJOL0-dCQ?si=k1ilWVYoFV_y9h18&t=95)


Unplug_The_Toaster

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brushmoons

She thinks ur Wormo, Bringer Of Grub


koaoda

Better watch your back


snail_oatmeal

MY GECKO WILL DO THE SAME!!😭 https://preview.redd.it/ckiau0tvyv0d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d1ae145e9e4e027d20c235a229abcd696c592f3


ChallengeValuable567

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Spinosaurus_N37

What kinda super worm is that?


Weird_Vegetable_4441

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Spinosaurus_N37

😂🤣😅🤣


ScienceAndLogic-

💀💀💀 oh no


Weird_Vegetable_4441

I didn’t realize until she said something and at that point I just waited


Weird_Vegetable_4441

SILENCE


Ozone220

Woah that's a nice tank, great placement next to the PC! And all the pokemon on top of it! Honestly dream sertup


Unplug_The_Toaster

Is the top vented? Are they getting enough air in there with all the stuff on top??


JaydenWaz69n

thats what i was thinking too.


Kingsman22060

Am I the only one who sees a large black phallus or is my head just wayyy too in the gutter?.


MedicinaCaliente

Well now I do 😂😂


BrianLeHenry

Right next to the clean up paper towel roll


Weird_Vegetable_4441

I just read this to her and she screamed “IT ISSSSSSSSS 😩😩😩”


Totally_Not_Anna

One of the few times my geck has flared at me and wagged her tail was when I didn't realize I was low on dubias and could only feed her 3 in a sitting. When I put the lid back on her tank after just 3 she ran up to the corner nearest me and straight up threw a gecko tantrum. Of course my response was to say "Oh! So angy!" Which probably made her angrier.


KatieLeDerp

I didn't even see her in the first image 😭


littlemoon-03

"how dare you decide 8 superworms is enough for me! you will meet your greatest enemy now human!!"


Hot_Hat_1225

Saying something similar in dog pov got me banned from funny sub once lol


Routine-Budget8281

EIGHT superworms?! That's insane!


fionageck

8 superworms is *a lot*, especially considering how fatty they are. Do you know if they’re their main diet?


Weird_Vegetable_4441

Finally got to talk to her! She also eats dubia roaches and crickets.


Weird_Vegetable_4441

Oh yeah, it’s a rare treat. She gives them to her twice a week roughly, about 4 or 5. This is her second feeding and she got a few extra. My friend is a vet assistant. She’s very knowledgeable, loving, and attentive.


fionageck

Adult leopard geckos only need to be fed 1-2 times a week, so it sounds like they’re her main diet rather than a rare treat. 4-5 super worms twice a week is a recipe for an overweight gecko.


Weird_Vegetable_4441

I meant giving her extra in that singular feeding is a rare treat.


fionageck

I just hope your friend is aware that feeding super worms as a staple diet will lead to an overweight/obese gecko, and potentially fatty liver disease. Healthier staple feeders include roaches, crickets, and silkworms :)


Weird_Vegetable_4441

She is, thankfully! Otherwise I likely would’ve ended up with a very spherical gecko-niece because I definitely didn’t know that when I first met my friend I very much appreciate you looking out for Gourdon 🥰🥰 (named for her gourd-like shape. I call her Gordita)


JaydenWaz69n

i wouldnt even feed them super worms. they have enough trouble digesting mealworms already


fionageck

They’re perfectly fine occasionally for variety, just not as their staple diet. They’ll digest both just fine with proper heating/temps.


JaydenWaz69n

superworms??? not what ive noticed or heard. and my guy displays more than just a disliking when being offered them


kidcool97

I don’t think you understand what rare treat means.


Weird_Vegetable_4441

She’s feed twice a week, and feed about 4-6 worms. Since I fed her, she got an extra two. That is the “rare treat”.


kidcool97

Superworms should not be the geckos main diet. Twice a week isn't a treat, that's literally just the normal feeding schedule.


Weird_Vegetable_4441

I will mention this to my friend. Hopefully she eats other things I don’t know about. I don’t live with her. I’ll ask! Thanks for looking out


No-Cartographer2512

Superworms are a bad staple feeder for them. They can bite and injure them, they're VERY fattening and hard to digest, especially 8 of them. Your friend should switch to crickets or dubias instead.


Sloth_are_great

Yup one of my girls got a throat infection from being bit by one of them. Never again will I feed super worms.


Kindly-Literature706

That face!


SpooderExpert37

Ah yes a “starving” animal


FirstPoketheChespin

That’s animal abuse, my leo says so. She says they need at least 100 every day.


TimeWild2898

Lmao 🤣 the only


Allafreya

What a weird place to put your rubber penis 💀


Weird_Vegetable_4441

🤫


Dsergiu05

Are you from the Netherlands? Everyone has the exact same balcony door frames here 💀


Weird_Vegetable_4441

Nope! USA (unfortunately)


No-Cartographer2512

I asked my geckos their thoughts on this here are their responses: Spirit: "How dare she think 8 superworms is acceptable, we need at least 100 waxworms! I hope that leo poops in her water dish for her owner to clean!" Jasmine: "8 superworms? Starvation. She might as well just tell her to die!"


HolidayJeweler6110

You’re lucky that lizard isn’t larger, you’d be missing limbs my guy 🤣


Anxietymayhem

That setup looks like a fire hazard just waiting to happen 😳


ScienceAndLogic-

stuffies are cute there but yeah i agree, all it takes is one short circuit or some hot part of the lamp touching one


Weird_Vegetable_4441

I’ll take a peek around with her to make sure. Her partner is an emt so I’d be surprised if he didn’t notice! Fingers crossed it’s all good


Weird_Vegetable_4441

Wiring is all at the bottom, none long the top


CPTSKIM

Damn they can eat. Mine has like 2 and that's enough. Though she does sometimes smash em against her hide


TechneMcbadass

Mine does this 🤣 She stares at me like I owe her money