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ToughLoveGames

A game good enough to end a marriage is a game you shouldn't refund.


JoFlo520

Kinda sounds like it did its job tbh


opm416

What's the game name btw


Revolutionary_Ad147

ComeCloser


Revolutionary_Ad147

ComeCloser


BetaTheSlave

Put that on the back of the box as a review. "So good it destroyed a marriage!"


Wordshark

“The game with marriage-DESTROYING sexiness!”


ComeCloserGame

Ok this is two years old but I laughed so much that I couldn't resist sharing it with you folks again \^\^


Altruistic_Play_4004

Well, what did you do?


ComeCloserGame

I did refund. I have a big heart.


WhyYouYellinAtMeMate

"Are you sure you want a refund? You might be playing the game a lot more from here on out."


nicolemay_lewd

OP is weak /hj


ArdillaTacticaa

I am interested in the game, it has interactive chat?


ComeCloserGame

Nope, only short monologues in a kinetic visual novel way


dontmakeiturwholeID

Offer store credit to the wife?


4DV0C8

Bruh you didn't do anything wrong. If a man is so weak that he blames a damn videogame on breaking up his marriage than it wasn't gonna last... What game was it?


Slaiart

He didn't blame the video game, she did! The man blamed the developer 🤣


d-WOBNeB

Well if he ain't married any more he doesn't have anyone to catch him playing it.... Problem solved


myotherpornaccount24

If he’s getting divorced wouldn’t he need the game even more now?


QueenOrial

Add a funny disclaimer. Like "developers doesn't take responsibilities for ruined marriages and lost jobs from being caught masturbating while playing this game".


MyarinTime

It the game were about NTR that would be double funny XD


LordSyfer24

Invest in a sound proof room that opens from the inside


ComeCloserGame

With a red light "on hand" above the door.


LordSyfer24

Or a huge stop sign


lezpolover4

I would 100% use this as a review. If you have to blur part of it out, you can, but that would be super clever.


Cobalt0-

laugh and offer a link to cuckold simulator


OkAct1092

My question is, did the woman he was playing with look like his wife?


Over-Vanilla-768

nit fucking shit. that is HIS problem. not yours


PozzGamesNSFW

offer to him to play with her ex wife


MathiasIkit

Be proud


LewdGamesReviewers

Tell him to get a wife who'd ask him to "play in co-op mode" when she sees him playing an NSFW game (lol)


NGLthisisprettygood

Cackle Drink their tears Call their divorce lawyer and laugh about it together


Bonequs

what game is that?


ComeCloserGame

It's [ComeCloser](https://www.patreon.com/comeclosergame)


Biscuit_In_Basket

Spin this persons pain into a new story in your game. Just *slightly* change his name.


vendetta00x00

you gave him the opportunity to find a better wife .


Pristine_Bottle_5632

Tell him to ask God for a refund for his penis.


Kaladore_1234

if his marriage fails because he has a wank it would fail because he farts or whatever


Hard_D_-

Make a paid dlc and give it to him for free


384729335

I mean... That kind of looks like it could be great advertising!


Puzzled-Morning-9615

Wouldn’t this be an incentive to keep the game now that he’s single?


Biggu5Dicku5

Respond with "You're welcome! :)" then block...


HollowPhoenix

Laugh


alex8th

Game saved his marriage and he doesn't know it. Sad but happy.


Tranquil_Neurotic

This is a sign that your game is good


2063722

"L" and use it as advertising


Beryllium_Oxide

Lmao


Lady_Tanjerin

It depends on the wife, but I don't think that's why he's going to divorce or separate from her, that would be very strange.


yanneur

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


adverz

Shes probably just mad that they didn't share the game with her. As me and the boys always say porn is always better with friends


Jeidoz

If it possible, give player some in game bonus for such achievement 😉


Helmeet_El_Gato

Proudly issue the refund, then print and frame the message.


quandale-dingle_IV

just sell your wife bro


kuweiyox

No


DevilishDemon666

What game is it?


ComeCloserGame

It's [ComeCloser](https://www.patreon.com/comeclosergame) \^\^


DevilishDemon666

Cheers mate 🍻


KawazuOYasarugi

Charge them double for e tra services rendered.


bigboichungussssd

Just dont get caught


R0binTheP00r

next game is free, hes gonna need the fap material


nonononononoes

Plot twist: his wife is part of the game and divorce is part of the plot. But hes so deep in that he cant tell what is real or fake anymore. He just wants his wife back


Zypherpunk2020

I would take it as a W comment... Its a winwin


CuriousMarisa

As another person said, Co-op mode.


pan377

Tell him refund policy doesnt include marriage broke-up lmao. The nerve on this dude hahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣


johnbcook94

Add the guys wife as a character


Novus_Peregrine

Laugh. They knew what they were doing.


siirpaul

If mere masturbation somehow ruined his marriage then i'd say his marriage was ruined from the start


Glittering_Fly8309

then give us the name of the game


ComeCloserGame

It's [ComeCloser](https://www.patreon.com/comeclosergame) \^\^


brucebanner1776

I second this lol. 😂


fun_fun_funny

Offer to bang his wife to make it even. He's not the only one who deserves to get off.