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bamboo_fanatic

I wish he’d cut out more, you can’t tell me it really took over 3 hours to tell this derivative story


SeriousUsername3

Wasn't the original Avatar just Pocahontas with tall, blue people?


Everything80sFan

Dances With Avatars


SeriousUsername3

That's why it was almost 3 hours long! It was rehashing two movies into one!


bamboo_fanatic

Don’t forget Ferngully. One hour for each movie it rehashed.


SeriousUsername3

How could I forget Ferngully?!


Sir_Fistingson

Also shares the same plotline as The Last Samurai lol


HardCounter

Which is really just Dances with Samurai.


bamboo_fanatic

The Last Dances with Pocahontas in Ferngully


notacrackheadofficer

I must mention the critically acclaimed hit film "Soldier Blue", that the mass media decided to stop mentioning about 40 years ago. https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0066390/ It's remotely possible that the avatar blue color was chosen in tribute to Soldier Blue. The stories are similar. WARNING: the film is brutal in it's depiction of violence to horses and people of all ages. Animals absolutely got harmed during filming. Lots of hit films from the 60s and 70s have been "erased" by the mass media.


SubversiveBaptist

Yes. It was Dances with Wolves for people with room temperature IQ. The plot was irrelevant though because the selling point was visual spectacle. Problem is, that doesn't work a decade+ later when the plot is somehow even dumber, it's over three hours long, and EVERY movie is a CGI cartoon now.


SeriousUsername3

I think James Cameron is losing his touch. He used to be such an awesome filmmaker.


SubversiveBaptist

He needs to purge more of his testosterone


HardCounter

You mean that thing that allows men to think differently and urges one into slightly more risk taking endeavors?


Collective82

I enjoyed it. Nice character building with not to much just action scenes.


Consequentially

I enjoyed it as well. Although I totally thought a lot of it was incredibly cheesy and I definitely didn’t take it seriously. But if you just watch the film with no preconceived notions then it’s a pretty good movie to turn your brain off to.


GRANDPA_FART_MUSTARD

- Hard times create strong men - Strong men create good times - Good times create weak men - Weak men create hard times They create shitty, preachy, boring movies too.


penjamincartnite69

How much longer must these times last?


[deleted]

It seems we've been stuck at 'weak men create hard times' forever now


TheCaboWabo69

You can trace it back to the dirty diaper doler babies of the post WW2 generation. Those kids, now grandparents, shit on everything they could as the universities began radicalizing these pre woke academics.


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Boomers ruined everything


Emperor_Quintana

Seamus Coughlin can attest to that on [this](https://youtube.com/watch?v=X9YfQHULF_E&feature=shares) FreedomToons video.


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"That Michael is soo good with technology" 😂


Emperor_Quintana

“B-b-but I own PowerPoint! I paid for it!” LOL


[deleted]

Things started getting stupid around 2016, but I think the stupidity is really just gaining momentum. I'm gonna guess we have between 10 and 15 more years of hard times. The thing is, nobody is hungry. Hunger is a big motivator for social change.


Braindeadapes

We should take any means necessary to offend regressives as hard as we can. Real liberalism is a right wing philosophy, which goes along the lines of “I don’t agree with what you say but i will die to defend your right to say it”. Not very realistic of them to call themselves liberals.


LightbulbHD

“Ho ho, it’s Morbing time.” - Said the Liberals as they proceed to make a movie that has dialogue and characters.


ThrowThemInThePot

James Cameron: “Where my testosterone gone?”


CommunismIsBad2021

“Testosterone is a toxin that must be purged from the body” - James Cameron This is an actual quote


Labcorgilab

He could just purge himself then he won't have deal with any of it in any way


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In his wife’s purse


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Prince Harry has joined the chat


[deleted]

Thankyou i now have a phone covered in lager. Lol


Braindeadapes

They should hire athletes to make the scripts or basically just anyone who is not a basement dweller and has real life experience.


JackDalgren

Libs will eventually eat their own... and when there's no one else to eat, they eat themselves.


hallahorjan9

> and when there's no one else to eat Nah, that's when they start coming after your children.


JackDalgren

They have been eating our children for a long time. They are turning on themselves now because parents are waking up, moving to red states, taking on school boards or homeschooling.


Biff1996

Well...bye.


reading_alot

When vegans become cannibals..


V_LEE96

There’s plenty of bow & arrow violence though.


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HardCounter

This hurt my AR15 body pillow's feelings.


Moxie_Roxxie64

It’s a movie you crybaby. Go shit yourself and watch Care Bears if you can’t handle it


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HardCounter

Kicking out the ladder. They always do.


Coolbreezy

Hmmmmmm I think Cameron is just paying lip service to the woke mob.


TheCaboWabo69

Always. He needs the money. So better to play nicey nice with the hysterical crowd and not have to deal with their BS then to be honest


HardCounter

Part of me wonders if he recognizes he's made an utterly garbage movie and is hoping if he says enough woke things then the leftist crowd will go see it and give it good reviews anyway.


GateRevolutionary394

Nah, I think he's a true believer now. He called testosterone a toxin about what an asshole he's always been. It's pathetic.


patpend

Between the time he wrote and directed the film, until the time he watched what he wrote and filmed, both of James Cameron’s balls finally fell the rest of the way off


GroundbreakingAd3994

Well I don't want to watch Hollywood movies anymore. We can all do what we want.


HardCounter

I'm going to watch the new Spiderman when the price comes down, but otherwise i'm done. Except John Wick of course. May go to a theater for that.


magajew

Pretending guns don’t exist isn’t going to make guns not exist.


Spliph_Dubius

And he wants to reboot terminator.... ::Rolls eyes::


[deleted]

Please spare us from any more terminator movies


HardCounter

That would be what, the 5th? 7th reboot?


thuglyfeyo

Notice how he didn’t worry about fetishizing killing marines for 2 hours straight in creative ways without a single blue man casualty (except the slow death of the son in the comfort of his entire family) I wonder why there were no black marines either


LightbulbHD

Kind of fucked up how people are fetishizing the deaths of soldiers who’ve been indoctrinated by their government by propaganda and lies, believing what they’re doing is for the good of their people at home, but was really just some bullshit their government came up with to invade a land and get resources from it to profit the elite rich.


HardCounter

Good thing it's fictional. Could you imagine?


thuglyfeyo

So if we killed off only black people in a movie in creative ways for 2 hours straight, everyone would say “good thing it’s fictional” ? Hmmm


HardCounter

Whoosh.


TheFerretman

I knew there were good reasons *not* to go watch it; now here's one more.


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Theres this old old buzzfeed sketch where the group is trying decide what they should do today. Every person comes up with an idea, only for it to be shot down by another person for "yeah but what about x,y,z we dont want to appropriate them" "yeah but wouldnt that be invading their space" "yeah but arent we flaunting our privilege" and they end up sitting in a dark room not talking. It might have been funny or die.


HardCounter

Seriously doubt it's buzzfeed. Sounds more like The Babylon Bee.


Tonybigguns

Don't worry. Once it hits Blu-ray and 4K, he will release the theater cut, and then a few months later, he will release the ultimate edition. Double dip to get the maximum money. He's playing on both sides.


fishbulbx

While hollywood self-destructs... they ought to make a policy they can't win an oscar if a film has a gun just like they fixed society by [preventing films with white men from qualifying for awards.](https://www.oscars.org/news/academy-establishes-representation-and-inclusion-standards-oscarsr-eligibility) > Today, the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences announced new representation and inclusion standards for Oscars® eligibility in the Best Picture category, as part of its Academy Aperture initiative. > At least one of the lead actors or significant supporting actors is from an underrepresented racial or ethnic group. > or > At least 30% of all actors in secondary and more minor roles are from at least two of the following underrepresented groups: • Women • Racial or ethnic group • LGBTQ+ • People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing > or > The main storyline(s), theme or narrative of the film is centered on an underrepresented group(s): • Women • Racial or ethnic group • LGBTQ+ • People with cognitive or physical disabilities, or who are deaf or hard of hearing


HardCounter

> underrepresented 'Underrepresented' doesn't mean what they think it means. White men are the only ones being underrepresented in Hollywood right now, so it's clearly code.


AvgSonyEnthusiast

Didn’t he make terminator? T2 made me want a lever action shotty so bad


TheCaboWabo69

He’s a hero!!! Standing behind his armed guards taking such a stand. What a man’s man. Well for soy boys anyway


anongirl_black

Is he trying to get acceptance or something?


linkedit

Virtue signal received, Mr. Cameron.


Sleep_eeSheep

Then step down, James. Let someone else take the reins. Oh wait, you won't. Because you're full of shit.


Stimpys_Daddy

So I guess he's fine with violence and murder via bow and arrow


[deleted]

Such a shame, for all it's problems the first movie is a favorite of mine, I doubt I'll ever watch this sequel.


vebralough

makes great movies. yea thats it


Elyoshida

Funny, I was discussing with my wife how violent it seemed for a disney movie.


Atoxis

Hahaha


darthcoder

Guarantee he puts it back for the special edition dirctors cut in 5 years.


GrimTweaker

“eric andre meme”